2017年9月5日星期二

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    夏天夏天悄悄过去留下小秘密....全都唱出来了![允悲][允悲][允悲] by@Black-snak ​​​​
[Summer summer quietly left little secret... All sing out! [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] by @ Black - snak]


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唐嫣:
    游客照📷[并不简单][允悲] ​​​
[游客照📷[并不简单][允悲] ​​​]


lovetiffanytang@foxmail 糖糖.TIFFANY.糖囡。烦恼最小化~快乐最大化~!要做糖糖糖糖开心糖~!正能量的某颗糖o(^_^)o

李晨:
    通知通知[话筒][话筒][话筒]“霸天狼”基地迎来新成员!跟我比颜值,跟我拼歌技,厉害厉害[鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌]他会是谁呢[笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语]#空天猎#燃爆青春[飞机] ​​​
[Notice notice [microphone] [microphone] [microphone] the day Wolf on the base for new members! With me than levels in appearance, together with me singing, badly ill [applause.] [applause.] [applause.] he who [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] # # empty day hunting bums and youth [planes]]


做一个人生的观光客

宝妈优选:
    看到的秒内拿走,一个月内你一直操心的事情,会有一个好结果[心] ​​​
[See seconds away, you always worry about things in a month, there will be a good result [heart]]


每天分享优质实惠好物,宝妈们的省钱小帮手^_^

唐艺昕:
    我亲爱的波叔,反正,我不要面子的,我相信你也是。[笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语]生日快乐,恭祝您福如东海 寿比南山![笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语] ​​​
[My dear uncle, anyway, I dont want to face, I believe that you, too. [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] happy birthday, wish you happiness as immense as the Eastern Sea live as long as the southern mountain! [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word]]


工作联系 贾先生jiach@

刘逸云Amber:
    MeU 我用英文!对不起!

Found a lot of good memories going through old photos^^
When I didn’t know how to say anything, they helped me, when I was scared and discouraged they told me not to stop and to never give up, when I was lonely they would pick up my random phone calls, an ​​​

[MeU I use English! Im sorry! < br > < br > Found a lot of good memories going through old photos ^ ^ < br > the When I didn t know how to say anything, they from me, When I was scared and discouraged they told me not to stop and to never difference up, When I was lonely they order to pick up my random phone calls, the an]


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Happy张江:
    只需要一个眼神就能读懂的基情,猝不及防的被喂了一把#狗粮#[doge](洋芋妹字幕组)tRNrIfpI ​​​
[Only need one eye can read gay love, undoubtedly were fed a handful of # # dog food [doge] tRNrIfpI (yams sister subtitle group)]


每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

最神奇的视频:
    女友吃饭前VS吃饭后 的对比视频,哈哈美食是一种信仰[doge]tRNrWDma ​​​
[His girlfriend before eating VS contrast video after eating, ha ha [doge] tRNrWDma food is a kind of beliefs]


视频,就要神奇的!看神奇的视频就关注我,你绝对意想不到的视频!商务洽谈QQ:,,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow。

zysnicole:
    #今日快递#
Chanel今年秋季限量新色的山茶花腮红
评论选送一块[doge]

顺便明天要出差差不多一周没有快递送了,但晚上视频都会送[喵喵] ​​​

[# today Courier # < br > Chanel limited new color in the fall of camellia blush < br > comments submitted a [doge] < br > < br > by the way, to be on a business trip tomorrow for almost a week did not express sent, but the evening video sends [meow]]


有问题请评论留言,私信不回复

编凑士:
    待你长发及腰之日,就是我们分手之时![允悲]tRNrfntw ​​​
[You stay long hair and waist, that is, when we break up! [allow sad] tRNrfntw]


微博知名网友

知呼酱:
    香港有一个做了十几年节目叫“恐怖在线”,是供听众打电话上去分享自己亲身经历的或听说的灵异事件的电台,其中这六个个案件让人印象深刻.... ​​​​刺..刺激激! ​​​
[Did have a Hong Kong more than ten years show called terrorist online, is called up for an audience to share their experiences or heard of the paranormal radio, including the six cases were impressive... Thorn.. Stimulate the cream! ​​​]


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电影空天猎官微:
    他的眼神清澈明亮,他的歌声扣人心弦,满腔热血随时沸腾!当极具生命力的热血青春遇上血脉偾张的空战射猎,片尾主题曲即将上线,等他热血发声!#空天猎# ​​​
[His eyes clear and bright, the track of his song exciting, driven by a burning desire to boil at any time! When the great vitality of blood youth in blood Fen zhang air hunt, the end theme song is about to online, such as his blood! Hunting # # empty days]


由@李晨 执导并主演,@范冰冰 @王千源 @李佳航MVP @演员赵达 @李晨浩Leon @郭洺宇 @叶浏 @陆思宇Kevin  主演,@吴秀波 特别出演,@王学圻 友情出演,@吕建民 担任总出品人的中国首部现代空军空战电影《空天猎》高燃来袭!月日,起飞战斗!

北京人不知道的北京事儿:
    【奶奶拜托路人照看自闭症少年,路人会怎么做?[心]】在北京,一位外地奶奶把自闭症孙子托付给路人暂时照顾,路人会怎么做?一位姐姐搜肠刮肚想话题,大妈跳起了扇子舞,阿姨们唱歌给他听,还有帅气小哥儿唱《小星星》。。。这世界很温暖,总有人用自己的方式在关心你🙏tRNRbTot ​​​
[【 grandma please passers-by look after young autism, passers-by do? [heart]] in Beijing, a nonlocal grandma confided autistic son to passers-by to temporarily take care of, what do people do? An older sister trying to topic, aunt jumped up taking up, aunts singing to him, and handsome little boys sing twinkle twinkle little star... 这世界很温暖,总有人用自己的方式在关心你🙏tRNRbTot ​​​]


直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

头条新闻:
    #视野#【女童赤裸身体地铁口玩耍引质疑,父母:她的身体她做主啊[衰]】近日在台北,路人看到一位岁女童全身赤裸在地铁口玩耍,母亲在旁陪伴。路人上前制止,孩子父母却称是尊重孩子意见,“这个是她自己决定的啊”,质疑路人多事。这件事你怎么看?@梨视频 tRNnvR ​​​
[View # # 【 girl naked body play estuary metro subway question, parents her body is her family ah [failure]] in Taipei recently, passers-by to see an old girl naked in play estuary metro subway, mother in the company. Passers-by come forward to stop, parents say they are children respect opinions, this is her decision, questioned the passers-by much. What do you think of this matter? @ pear video tRNnvR]


每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻,全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件:xlttnews@vip.sina。

思想聚焦:
    临朐乡村里的老人,相差岁的握手,画面如此的温馨,真的是太暖了....[心] ​​​
[LinQu village, the old man in difference, shaking hands, picture is so sweet, is really too warm... [heart]]


成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ

每日一狗:
    介绍一群戏精学院毕业的狗子![二哈] ​​​
[Introduce a group of dog play of pure college! [two ha]]


每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗! ♪(´ε`)家里有一只比熊阿布,一只法斗阿兜!

北京青年报:
    【岁老伯写下最浪漫辞职信:老婆才是最重要的[心]】据网友@光之颖 爆料:岁王金凯和老伴张银荣结婚年。前不久,张银荣报名参加一个情侣征集活动并最终入选。原本,张银荣因为老伴工作忙想放弃,但没想到王伯伯向返聘单位写了一封辞职信称:老婆才是最重要的。(封面新闻)tRNrYeIW ​​​
[The age old man write down the most romantic of resignation wife is the most important [heart]] according to the net friend @ the glume of light Fact jin-kai wang and his wife at the age of Zhang Yinrong years of marriage. Recently, Zhang Yinrong sign up for a couple activities and ultimately selected. Originally, Zhang Yinrong because his wife work too busy to give up, but I didnt think uncle wang wrote a letter of resignation to re-hire units said the wife is the most important thing. TRNrYeIW (cover story)]


新闻热线:;发行热线:;微信公众账号:beijingqingnianbao

噗嗤大叔:
    孩子的教养,总有一天会狠狠报复在你身上 ​​​​
[Child rearing, will one day be severely revenge on you]


公眾號:朱门大叔 (ID:ouba )

人民日报:
    【萌化了!天回顾旅法大熊猫宝宝的成长历程[熊猫]】上个月,旅法大熊猫欢欢和园子终于有了宝宝。这是第一只在法国出生的大熊猫,法国人民对它极尽宠爱。戳视频↓↓一起回顾粉色的小肉球是怎样长成了黑白分明的滚滚!
tRNrZJM ​​​

[【 of change! Day review of the growth process of integration of the giant panda babypanda 】 last month, integration of the giant panda garden huanhuan and finally have the baby. This is the first giant panda born in France, French people all love to it. Poke video left left down together to review how pink small meat ball became a roll of black and white! < br > tRNrZJM]


人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

喵星人的喵星球:
    转发这个阿拉丁神灯,你就会有猫的[喵喵]tRNroatk ​​​
[Forwarding the Aladdin absolute being light, you will have the cats meow tRNroatk]


做一只,有态度的喵星人。合作联系:shangwu@hamelon

段子楼:
    意大利谚语:白天休息好了,晚上才能睡得更香。 ​​​
[Italian proverb good rest during the day, can sleep better at night. ​​​]


段子Q群:。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ:

猫扑:
    为了躲避人类,狗狗在港口东躲西藏度过两年,直到救援人员的出现才让他重新爱上人类…从最开始的狂吠到最后和大家打成一片,尤其是分秒狗狗忍不住依偎在工作人员怀里哭起来,太暖心……tRNCaQbM ​​​
[To avoid humans, dogs spent two years in hiding in the harbour until the emergence of the rescue workers to make him to fall in love with the human... From the very beginning of bark to finally become one with all of you, especially at the dog dog cant help but nestled in staff arms crying, too warm heart... tRNCaQbM]


猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

Marco_徐晓峰:
    我是不是话太多,有点啰嗦了? ​​​
[I am BuShiHua too much, a little wordy? ​​​]


专注投资和宏观经济研究 公司网址:lanlinggroup

天天美食推荐:
    两分钟教你做一份香菇焖饭,香菇和鸡肉的鲜香混合着,米饭浸满了汤汁[馋嘴]饭菜一锅出,有菜有肉有饭,一勺入口,那滋味美呆了![嘻嘻]tRNrIEIC ​​​
[Two minutes to teach you to do a mushroom stewed rice, fresh sweet mixed with the mushroom and chicken, rice was saturated with liquid [available] a pot food, food with meat meal, a spoonful of entrance, the taste for beauty! [xi xi] tRNrIEIC]


新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法,尝尽世界美味,感受舌尖上的中国!商务洽谈QQ:,,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow

衣锦夜行的燕公子:
    白居易现在有多胖呢?
昨晚我妈去跳广场舞,回来说,有只小野猫一直趴那儿看她们跳舞。每个跳舞的老太太都被它弄乱舞步:因为怕踩着它。赶它一下,它又回来。已经两三天了,天天晚上都来。
我说,多大的猫呀?有我们咪咪大吗?
我妈冷笑一声:能跟咪咪比吗?你那养的是猪! ​​​

[Bai juyi how fat now? < br > my mother last night go to square dance, come back, said little cat always lay there and watch them dance. Each dance woman is it disturb steps for fear of standing on it. Catch it, it is back. Have two or three days, in the evening everyday. < br > I said, how much of a cat? We have big boobs? < br > my mom sneer at can you compete with Mimi? Your pet is a pig! ​​​]


世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。 因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。

韩国me2day:
    【Xportsnews】[徐太志FB发文感谢防弹少年团~] 日,#徐太志#通过个人Facebook发图文表达了对#防弹少年团#的感谢之意.把我和我老朋友们内心深处最珍贵的回忆完美再现的我们防弹儿子们.在准备新专的这么忙碌的时期也能有如此高度的集中力诚实工作,真心感叹.徐太志和儿子们,大家永远都不会忘记的.给 ​​​
[[seo tai-ji Xportsnews 】 【 FB post thank bulletproof youth club ~], # # seo tai-ji through personal Facebook send by express the gratitude of # # bulletproof youth club. Me and my old friends the most precious memory in deep heart perfect reappearance of our bulletproof sons. In the preparation of new designed such a busy period can have such a high degree of concentration honest work, really. Seo tai-ji and his sons, we will never forget. Here you are]


联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

YouTube奇趣精选:
    有时候一个眼神就能读懂对方....哈哈哈哈莫名其妙被强塞一把狗粮,这狗粮简直有毒![允悲]tRNrnq ​​​
[Sometimes a look in the eyes can read each other... Ha ha ha ha mysteriously been forced into a pair of dog food, this dog food is poisonous! [allow sad] tRNrnq]


一只勤劳的搬运工,分享国外最新最好玩的视频资讯~欢迎关注~

休闲璐:
    秋天真是最适合恋爱的季节呀,万物逐渐萧瑟又没有那么太萧瑟。天气开始又冷又干燥,特别适合睡觉的时候被人从后面抱的紧紧的。适合散散步,买买菜,喝喝咖啡,放眼望去马路上每个人都干净又舒服,这个城市无比的可爱,整个恋爱都是天然加着滤镜的。

如果你在秋天爱上一个人,就好好爱吧。 ​​​

[Autumn is the most suitable for the season of love, everything slowly bleak and less too bleak. Start, cold and dry weather, especially suitable for sleep was the dives from behind. Suitable for a walk, buy food, drink coffee, look everyone on the road is clean and comfortable, the citys very cute, the love is natural and the filter. < br > < br > if you fall in love with a person, is a good love. ​​​]


咕咕咕

我与老公的日常:
    #恋爱大作战# 男朋友的姐姐怀孕了还在娘家住,听说这样我的宝宝会保不住… ​​​
[# # in love against the boyfriends sister is pregnant also in the brides family to live, heard that my baby will not keep... ​​​]


更多夫妻趣事,尽在公棕V信:Laogongdaren.欢迎私信投稿(不要发私密消息)。蠢萌CP→ →@我和基友的日常。老公留着不欺负娶回家干什么?!

变态学教授无铭:
    美国警察执法有点猛[doge] tRNrsnL ​​​
[The police law enforcement is a little fierce doge tRNrsnL]


其实俺是个科学家..努力以独特的方式科普~某信公众号:ADHDmania

嗨氏:
    北京之行收获满满,让我内心安静了许多,感谢文化部某司领导的关怀,感谢虎牙多年对我的关照,感谢斗鱼在关键时刻对我的认可,感谢支持我的兄弟们,你们让我更加自信,感谢误解我的朋友们,你们让我会更加坚强。感谢叔叔邀请我观看号在国家大剧院音乐厅的《丝路交响》音乐会。此行能量满满,我会尽快 ​​​
[Beijing trip full of harvest, let my heart quiet a lot of, thank the ministry of culture of a company leadership of care, thanks to the canine teeth for many years to my care, thank bettas are at a critical moment for me, thank you for supporting my brothers, you make me more confident, thank you misunderstand my friends, you let I will be more strong. Thank uncle invited me to watch the number in the national grand theatre hall of the silk road symphony concert. The trip full of energy, I will as soon as possible]


主播及视频作者

贾跃亭:
    驾驶时人有%的时间在神游,关注点并不在驾驶车辆上,美国运输部和NHTSA的这项实验充分证明了自动驾驶的必要性。如果自动驾驶技术的安全性能与驾驶本身的愉悦完美平衡,你会期待吗? ​​​
[Driving people % of the time in the fugue, focus is not on the vehicle, the transportation department and the experiment of the NHTSA fully demonstrated the necessity of the autopilot. If the safety performance of automatic driving and driving pleasure itself perfectly balanced, would you expect? ​​​]


欢迎乐迷一起踏上科技、艺术与互联网的融合之旅。

这里是美国:
    迪士尼里出现的小可爱,心被萌到融化了!ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ) tRNYvYOt @秋田六千 ​​​
[The existence of small cute, in Disney heart melted by MOE to! ԅ (¯ ﹃ ¯ ԅ) tRNYvYOt @ akita, six thousand]


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