[允悲]@拓小仇：像洁厕灵
[[allow sad] @ billiton small revenge like clean lavatory spirit]
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冷笑话精选：转发这条锦鲤，
保佑你秀发浓密不秃顶！ [并不简单]
[Forward this brocade carp, < br > bless you hair thick not bald! [] are not simple]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#穿越吧厨房#选择困难症们的福利来啦~~~请大家准备好小本本，记好大鹏老师@大鹏董成鹏 的知识点：不知道选什么的时候都选C！[笑而不语]
[# # through it the kitchen choose difficult disease of welfare to ~ ~ ~ please prepare small laptop, remember good teacher dapeng @ dapeng peng knowledge dont know to choose what is C! [smiling without a word]]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【岁寂寞男孩玩裸聊寻刺激 不料还未尽兴却出事了...】岁的谭先生独自在南京打工，通过聊天软件认识了一个自称姓赵的女子，对方年龄相仿肤白貌美，两人聊天很是投缘↓↓有一天对方说要玩点刺激的，其实就是裸聊↓↓两人连着两晚都在晚上点裸聊，然而第三个晚上却出事了...tRwOzZ
[【 age lonely boy playing with naked chat for stimulation But havent enjoy right anymore... - year - old Mr Tan working alone in nanjing, know a group calling itself through chat software zhao woman, the other age skin white beauty, is two people chat very congenial left left one day each other to say to want to do something exciting, is naked chat left left two people are nude chat at night for two nights, the third night, however, had an accident... tRwOzZ]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：#出行生活#【私家车不给急救车让路，司机路边大喊：你们是不是缺德！】近日，一辆急救车堵在国道济东高速口附近，急救车司机反复用喇叭喊，请私家车让条路。结果竟没有一辆车让道，愤怒的司机下车到路边喊：你们是不是缺德？有网友说，连应急车道也被占了，往哪让啊[衰][衰][衰] ...全文： m.weibo
[# # travel life 【 the driver was not to give way to an ambulance, private cars road yell did you wicked!] Recently, a ambulance plugging in national road east near the mouth, ambulance driver with horn shout repeatedly, please let road cars. Results no one car pass, angry drivers off the road to shout are you wicked? Some netizens said, even occupied the emergency lanes, where to let ah [failure] [failure] [failure]... The full text m. eibo]
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最丰富的汽车活动。
ZAKER：#八点一刻# #见证时代的摇滚老炮儿们#
平克弗洛伊德的老男人们拿着吉他，歪着头，貌似漫不经心，但一开嗓就是人生。
Pink Floyd《Wish You Were Here-Pink Floyd》 tzHWnKXP
[# # # minute witness of the era of rock the old gun son # < br > pink Floyds old men holding a guitar, cocked his head, seemingly casual, but an open throat is life. < br > Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd tzHWnKXP]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
小野妹子学吐槽：#花式庆生平安京#阴阳师一岁啦o(*￣▽￣*)o做个九宫格表情包都是“爱你”的形状~混个转发，我也想要岛国游，虽然我是个手残绘画渣，但梦想还是要有的，万一实现了呢！
[# # fancy birthday heian kyo Onmyoji year! O (* ￣ del ￣ *) o do a scratchable latex expression package is the shape of a love you to mix a forwarding, island I also want to swim, though Im a hand painting residual slag, but still dream to some, one thousand achieved!]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：#白夜追凶#优酷君觉得，这部剧最适合吃饭的时候搭配食用了，嗯，良心下饭剧，不看后悔，半夜食用更佳！[笑而不语]@白夜追凶
#酷剧场# tRhhCsw
[# # white night catch youku you think that the show is most suitable for collocation to eat, when you eat well, our conscience, dont regret it, the better to eat in the middle of the night! [smiling without a word] @ cool white night after fierce < br > # # tRhhCsw theatre]
冷笑话精选：一个必胜客迷妹们的日常，果断下载、抽奖、去吃呀。听说新用户下载，有免费鸡翅兑换券可以拿哦。tRhFYr
[A fan of pizza hut and girls everyday, decisive download, lottery, to eat ah. Hear that new users to download a free wings certificate can take oh. tRhFYr]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新沐sunshine：生无可恋[悲伤][悲伤][悲伤]
[Love had nothing [sad] [sad] [sad]]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
顶尖设计：这个APP牛逼了，分分钟变成艺术系，玩的停不下来，Versa你们自己玩
[This APP, cow force points minutes into art, cant stop playing, Versa your own play]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
猫扑：说出了我小时候不敢说的话tRhcWl（via土味老爹）
[Spoke when I was a little boy, I dare not say tRhcWl (via earthy]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
但斌：读大学的时候，和同学搞了一个星期二学会。每周二晚和追求理想与进步的同学们讨论一些课题，其中《熵 一种新的世界观》一书，我们讨论了一晚上！[心][鲜花]
[When I was in college, and students learn to make a Tuesday. Every Tuesday night and the pursuit of the ideal and the progress of the students discuss some topic, including book entropy, a new world view, we discussed a night! [heart] [a flower]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：发表了博文《宇宙中的熵与爱：我是怎么走向信仰的？|+杨鹏》tRiIZ
[Published a blog post the entropy of the universe and love how do I to believe? | + netsnake tRiIZ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：【后女孩卖淫现场被抓 竟然是男友介绍来的[衰]】在一些小旅馆里，经常会有一些色情卡片从门缝里塞进房间。近日，温州警方根据这些信息，打掉了一个发卡招嫖涉黄团伙。这个团伙名嫌疑人，年纪都不大，甚至还包括名后↓↓让他们走上这条歧路的，只是因为这个意外↓↓tRqLh
[The girl after prostitution was caught at the scene Turned out to be her boyfriend is introduced to [failure]] in a small hotel, often have some pornographic CARDS from the inside of the door into the room. Recently, wenzhou police, according to the information in a hairpin Huang Tuanhuo covered the tactics. The gang suspects, the age is not large, even the name after left left them on the circuit, just left left tRqLh down because of the accident]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：#跟着吴亦凡free# 优酷独家播出的#吴亦凡#音乐纪录片《Free》第四集《嘻哈独立不独行》已上线！在做音乐这件事上一点都不含糊的@Mr_凡先生 ，这一集里还有超多感人的心里话，要告诉每个你哦！赶快戳链接领取福利吧[爱你]tRpsDuZx
[# followed by wu queer free# youku exclusive broadcast # # wu queer music documentary Free in the fourth set hip-hop independent dont walk alone has been launched! Doing music is unequivocal about this @ Mr_ Mr Van, this episode and super touching heart now, want to tell everyone you oh! Hurry poke link benefits tRpsDuZx love you []]
汽车之家：【紧凑型SUV新势力崛起 静态体验荣威RX】上汽荣威RX是一款全新的紧凑型SUV，整体设计风格与之前的RX保持相同的设计语言，但由于车身尺寸有所缩短，所以看起来有一种小号RX的感觉。内饰整体设计风格也保持着荣威品牌稳重的设计感觉，配置和用料还算不错。tRPGuM
[The compact SUV rise of new powers Static experience roewe RX 】 roewe RX is a new compact SUV, the overall design style and the RX before the keep the same design language, but due to shorten in body size, so it seems there is a small feeling of RX. The whole design style of interior also maintained a stable roewe brand design, configuration and the material is not bad. tRPGuM]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小野妹子学吐槽：东京吾妻桥拉面馆“吉法师”的招牌“青汤面”，不是P图效果，真真是蓝青色的汤汁，据说还是很不错的蒜香鸡汤味道...然而感觉还是减肥良品啊[允悲][允悲]
[Tokyo my wife bridge ramen ji mage signature green noodles in soup, not P figure effect, were indeed the broth of indigo color, it is said that was quite good garlic chicken soup taste... Yet feel fine products to lose weight ah [allow sad] [allow sad]]
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但斌：发表了博文《巴菲特：做空美国必败+道指百年内将破万点》tRht
[Published a blog post the buffett short the us losing + the dow hundred years to break all point tRht]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@吴春芳--中国定位研究转发微博
[@ chun-fang wu - forward the study on the orientation of Chinas weibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
薛蛮子：我天使投资了这个公司，这个产品很给力
[My angel investment for the company, the product very awesome]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
但斌：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@但国庆是的！@艾有我去：所以说 钱存银行最不值钱。。。
[@ but National Day yes! @ ai have I to so said The most worthless money bank...]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@鬼谷地藏：山洁地灵！漂亮
[@ guiguzi hid shan jie spirit! beautiful]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[笑cry][挤眼]@前海开源杨德龙确实如此，技术进步消灭了一个行业[嘻嘻]
[[laughing cry] [eye] @ sea before open source de-long Yang indeed, technological progress destroyed an industry (hee hee)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新沐sunshine：本计划今天吃素，后来想起来早晨吃了火腿肠[傻眼]中午素包子晚上凉皮蛋夹馍，蛋夹馍里竟然有肉，哎计划失败
[This plan today vegetarian, later went up in the morning at noon eat sausage [been] plain steamed stuffed bun liangpi eggs to apply in the evening, apply unexpectedly with meat, egg ah plan to fail]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
但斌：@新鲜苹果：老是微信支付，兜里的零钱没少，以为自己没有消费～[哈哈]@但斌时代变迁[笑cry][挤眼]@扬悠转宛：现在是拿枪都抢不到钱的时代了------电影《树大招风》
[@ fresh apple always WeChat pay, not pocket change little, their consumption to ~ ha ha @ but bin age change [laugh cry] [eye] @ young turn leisurely wan now is the time when the gun is not rob money -- -- -- -- -- - the film tall trees catch much wind]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博汽车：踏上旅途，去找寻内心的宁静，渴望那一份纯真，奥迪A Avant与你一同去探寻
[Set off on A journey, to seek peace of mind, desire that A pure, audi A Avant to explore together with you]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
但斌：@Danae心中的小太阳嗯
[@ Danae small sun well]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：【鬼屋受惊女子死死抱紧附近员工 小哥害羞回应[污]】月日，贵阳一女子在鬼屋里被人扮的女鬼吓住，紧紧抱住身边的工作人员↓↓在工作人员的各种安抚下，女子依旧不肯放手，拦腰抱、夹腿抱、埋头抱，各种抱↓↓被抱的小哥显得十分尴尬，小哥十分害羞的说了这句话↓↓tRhFXw
[Employees near the haunted house was frightened woman hold little brother shy response [pollution]] month day, a woman in a haunted house in guiyang was play the female the ghost frighten, tightly around the staff left left under the staff all calm down, woman is not willing to let go, still around, clip legs, head, all kinds of arms left left by holding down the little brother is very embarrassed, the little brother is very shy left left tRhFXw said the words]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：哈哈哈哈全明星阵容的音乐圈眼中的彼此tRPXBPG
[Ha ha ha ha all-star tRPXBPG music circle in the eyes of each other]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
微博搞笑排行榜：NIKE上世纪年代在中国的奥运创意广告，创意无限，堪称经典！ tRhYOg
[NIKE in China in the last century s Olympic Games creative advertising, creative, classic! tRhYOg]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
新浪汽车：#车圈话题#恶意开远光灯，交警抓到后让盯着车灯看分钟[允悲][允悲]对于远光狗，你觉得这种“惩罚”怎么样？[笑而不语] tRhApVX
[# #.so topic malicious high beam, the traffic police caught staring at the lights have minutes after [allow sad] [allow sad] for in dogs, what do you think of this kind of punishment? [smiling without a word] tRhApVX]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：#饭制有毒# 当天真善良，温婉可爱的凤卿尘@刘诗诗 遇见君子端方，温良如玉的湛王@徐海乔 让我们只想感叹花开有声，岁月静好。[色]#上优酷看醉玲珑# （CR @Burning小馄饨 ）tRhDgLe
[Toxic # # rice system on the same day is really good, lovely chicken QingChen @ Cecilia liu wen wan Meet the gentleman while, considerate, jade king cham @ Xu Haiqiao Lets just lamenting the audio flowers, static good years. [color] # # youku to see drunk on exquisite tRhDgLe (CR @m small wonton)]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【俄罗斯女孩天生心脏外露 每次心跳清晰可见[吃惊]】俄罗斯小女孩维莎薇娅从出生开始，心脏的位置就与众不同，它并没有长在胸腔内，而是直接长在了前胸上，仅由一层薄薄的皮肤覆盖着↓↓为了看病全家搬到了美国，医生诊断出小女孩所患的是极为罕见的↓↓患病率仅为↓↓tRheih
[The Russian girls heart exposed by nature Visible heartbeats [surprised]] Russian girl visa eu from birth, the position of the heart is different, it is no longer within the chest, but directly in the chest, only by a thin layer of skin is covered with left left down to see the doctor the whole family moved to the United States, the doctor diagnosed the little girl was extremely rare left left prevalence is only left left tRheih down down down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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