微博汽车:
【司机下车斗气 座驾无人驾驶竟然溜了】月日广州,一SUV将一奥迪别停在路上。男司机手提形似短棒的物体,冲下车找奥迪司机理论。却没想到自己的车在无人驾驶的情况下竟向前挪动[吃惊]。男司见状机放过奥迪回头去追,好在没有发生事故。网友推测,男司机可能是在盛怒之下忘记挂空挡或是拉手刹了……...全文: m.weibo
[The driver got out of quarrelling Car unmanned unexpectedly slipped 】 guangzhou February nd, an SUV will be an audi dont stopped on the road. Male drivers portable shaped like a short stick, rushed out of the car for the audi driver theory. But I didnt think his car in the case of unmanned should move forward [surprised]. Male division said machine pass the audi back to chase, but no accidents. Netizens speculate that male drivers may be in anger forgotten idling or shake handshandle brake... ... The full text m. eibo]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
听说雷总在全球招聘网络测试官[doge]
[Heard thunder always in global recruiting network testing officer [doge]]
探索黑科技,为发烧而生。新浪汽车:
#出行生活#【豪车车主拿国际驾照炫耀 嘲笑交警不识货[摊手]】近日,安徽交警拦停一辆未礼让行人豪车。司机向交警出示了自己的国际驾照。被告知在中国不能用,司机觉得是交警不识货。听到要处罚,司机赶紧拿出C驾驶证,但因其未礼让行人,仍被罚款元、记分。[doge] tRTLtKU
[# # travel life 【 luxury car owners to take international drivers license to show off Laugh at traffic police dont perceive [stand hand]] recently, the anhui stopped stopped a comity pedestrian luxury cars. The driver to the traffic police to show their international drivers license. Was told that in China cant use the driver feels its police dont bargain. Hear to punishment, the driver C quickly take the drivers license, but because of its not comity pedestrian, still be fined RMB, score. [doge] tRTLtKU]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。新浪新闻客户端:
[心]
[[heart]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端小浪同学爱吐槽:
【“最美睡姿”感动无数人:盒饭吃一半就睡着了[心]】抗洪救灾时的就餐时间,一名现役解放军战士坐在地上,背靠着墙↓↓他身上穿着的迷彩服、鞋子和裤腿全被淤泥浸湿,身上的淤泥湿了又干。手上的盒饭刚吃了一半,他就睡着了↓↓这个画面被同行的战士记录了下来,感动无数网友↓↓tRHPU
[【 best position touched countless people bento eat half asleep [heart]] dining time when flood relief, a PLA soldiers in active service to sit down on the ground, with his back against a wall left left him dressed in camouflage uniforms, shoes and legs were silt and silt of wet and dry. Hand the bento just ate a half, he fell asleep left left the picture by fellow warriors recorded, touched countless netizens left left tRHPU]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。小野妹子学吐槽:
恭喜@陶丹要努力 名用户获得【红包】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZN对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRHPJP
[Congratulations to @ TaoDan to user get red packets. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZN supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRHPJP]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。猫扑:
【支付宝错转.万给陌生人 对方只还万并叮嘱“吃一堑长一智”】日,孙女士通过支付宝给朋友转账元,但不小心转给一陌生男子。对方只肯还万元,还叮嘱孙女士:“吃一堑长一智。”律师称男子已构成不当得利行为,如不全额返还,孙女士可通过诉讼方式要求。tRjMkuu
[【 alipay. Wrong to strangers Still wan and told each other only a fall into a pit a gain in your wit 】, Ms. Sun through the pay treasure to transfer RMB to a friend, but not careful to a strange man. Each other only ten thousand yuan, also told Ms. Sun a fall into a pit, a gain in your wit. Lawyers say men have constitute unjust enrichment behavior, if not a full return, Ms. Sun may be required by suit. tRjMkuu]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:微博搞笑排行榜:
瞬间戳心窝了,这就是你和别人的区别[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[Instantly chuo heart, this is the difference between you and others [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗知乎:
【睡前用喝酒促进睡眠,对健康有影响吗?】Monst:「饮酒以促进睡眠很可能适得其反,😴 特别是长期。最大的问题其实是人体对酒精的耐受性很快就会使这个策略失效,除非越喝越多。另一方面,尽管可以加快入睡速率,但后半夜的睡眠质量往往会更低。」👉tRTSRbM
[【 bedtime drink with promote sleep, influential to health? Monst:「饮酒以促进睡眠很可能适得其反,😴 特别是长期。最大的问题其实是人体对酒精的耐受性很快就会使这个策略失效,除非越喝越多。另一方面,尽管可以加快入睡速率,但后半夜的睡眠质量往往会更低。」 👉tRTSRbM ]
发现更大的世界新浪新闻客户端:
【男子醉驾导致四车追尾 验血时抢抽血瓶威胁护士】凌晨,一起车追尾的事故现场,交警发现肇事司机一身的酒气↓↓民警将肇事司机林某带往附近的医院进行验血,没想到抽血之后,肇事司机的情绪开始激动了起来,甚至抢夺抽血瓶↓↓还威胁护士“不想活,来干掉我”↓↓tRTrw
[The man drunk driving cause four rail Blood tests rob the transfusion bottle threats nurses 】 in the morning, when a car rear-end collision accident scene, police found a driver and no left left will be the driver of the police pingyuan taken to a nearby hospital for blood tests, unexpectedly after blood, the driver of the excited mood, and even spoil the transfusion bottle left left has threatened the nurse dont want to live, to kill me left left tRTrw]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端MIUI:
用大屏大电量的小米Max ,搭载快如闪电的#MIUI#系统,简直到起飞 [馋嘴]
[With domestic large power millet Max, as quick as lightning # MIUI# system, carrying it to take off [available]]
MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!丑女达人:
#带着微博去旅行#就是这么lucky!我在@带着微博去旅行 的红包中抽到了“旅行家卡-乐”!集齐四张卡抢兑元出境游,幸运周周送,你也来试试手气吧!tRTuvob
[# # with weibo to trip is so lucky! I am @ with weibo to travel drew traveler card - le in red envelopes! Collected four CARDS to rob the outbound travel, lucky week to send, you have to try their luck! tRTuvob]
兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!冷笑话精选:
说的就是我了……[允悲]
[Say is me... [allow sad]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!丑女达人:
用这个软件有四五年吗?就跑了这么多,说你是跑步疯子一点不过分。[汗][偷笑]
[Use this software has four or five years? Ran so much that you are running a bit mad. [Mr Khan] [laugh]]
兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!小浪同学爱吐槽:
【快递小哥撞脸吴亦凡 他直播这些还清新脱俗…】最近美团一名外卖小哥火了,因其长相神似吴亦凡,有网友称其为“低配版快手吴亦凡”↓↓小哥还会时不时做吃播,内容非常清新脱俗↓↓tRTEEfj
[【 express wu queer little brother face He broadcast this is pure and fresh and free from vulgarity... Recent Meituan a take-away little elder brother of the fire, because of its striking resemblance wu queer, some netizens said it as a low match well quickly queer wu left left little elder brother also will occasionally do eat, content is very pure and fresh and free from vulgarity left left tRTEEfj]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。新浪汽车:
#老司机课堂#路虎街头碰到兰博基尼,剩下的全是霸气!!tRYuWBj
[Old driver class # # land rover street encounter lamborghini, the rest are full of ambition!!!!! tRYuWBj]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。微博搞笑排行榜:
旅行摄影全攻略,告别呆板游客照!
十一拍照没灵感?几个简单手机拍照技巧,轻松拍出创意旅行照!
据说,现在年轻人出门旅行都在用这款最火的拍照手机。
tRjXp
[The complete travel photography, say goodbye to dull as tourists. < br > pictures no inspiration? A few simple cellphone camera skills, easily out creative photo! < br > it is said that the young people now travel with this kind of the most popular camera phones. < br > tRjXp]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗知乎:
#我有八天假期# 【北京有哪些适合一个人吃饭的餐厅?】姚呓语:「没有饭搭子的时候,我也自己上下求索,发掘了不少美味餐厅。哪些种类的餐厅是适合一个人吃的?每一份菜的量不能太大,最好一餐里也有口味上的变化,营养搭配均衡就更好了。希望你在一个人的时候也吃得很好。」👉tRTRHyb
[# # I have eight days holiday [what are suitable for a person have a meal in restaurant in Beijing? Yao self-pity have no rice partner, I also own endeavour, discover a lot of delicious restaurant. What kind of restaurant is suitable for a person to eat? The amount of each dish cant be too big, in the best meal also have a change of taste, nutritional balance would be even better. I hope you also eat in a persons time is very good. 👉tRTRHyb ]
发现更大的世界汽车之家:
#家家试驾评测#【换上运动装 试驾别克全新一代君威GS】君威GS标志性的大獠牙,外观运动套件,GS专属座椅,红色brembo四活塞卡钳,挺有样。相比上一代君威GS升级了CDC全时主动液力减震系统、FlexRide自适应驾驶系统,悬架的软硬变化、方向的轻重变化都比之前更明显。动力和T相比没变,官方可以刷一阶...全文: m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # 【 change sportswear Drive a buick regal GS new generation 】 regal GS the iconic big fangs, exterior sports package, GS exclusive seats, red brembo four piston callipers, be kind. Compared to the last generation regal GS upgraded the CDC full-time active hydraulic suspension system, FlexRide adaptive driving system, suspension of hard and soft, the weight of the direction changes are more obvious than before. Motivation and compared T unchanged, officials can brush a order... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。丑女达人:
你就是个疯子![偷笑][偷笑][偷笑]
[You are a madman! [laughing] [laughing] [laugh]]
兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!小野妹子学吐槽:
就不给最右修[允悲]@王小呆哈哈哈哈哈哈真性情啦@M大王叫我来巡山最右太为难人了[允悲]@风吹丁丁响当当 [允悲]@江南大野花引领混搭新潮流@雷佳音给修修图啊
[Dont give the right repairallow sadness stay @ wang ha ha ha ha ha ha true temperament! @ M king, the king asked me to garrick most right too difficult people [allow sad] @ wind tintin big [allow sad] @ jiangnan big wild flowers lead the new trend of the mashup @ mine better tone to fix figure]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。冷笑话精选:
前半段还想说这种在男朋友排位时候瞎捣乱的女朋友不分手留着过年吗?!最后[二哈]……抱着自己哇的哭出来,这种会送#OPPO王者荣耀限量版R#的女朋友到底都是哪里找的啊!!tRTzNUS
[First half also want to say this in my boyfriend position when dont blind to cause disturbance girlfriend break up with Chinese New Year? ! The last two ha] [... Embrace wows cry myself, and this will send # OPPO king glory limited edition R# exactly is where to find a girlfriend!! tRTzNUS]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!优酷:
#电视剧美味奇缘# 已迷倒在雨哲的宠溺中,谁来扶我一把![doge]@MikeAngelo中国 @毛晓彤 求美食cp糖撒的再久一点,我宁愿倒在地上不起来#上优酷看美味奇缘#
tRYcOkW
[# # drama delicious colors in zhe rain spoil has charmed, who is going to give me your hand! [doge] @ @ Mao Xiaotong MikeAngelo China food cp sugar again a little bit longer, I would rather lying on the ground up to # on youku look delicious colors # < br > tRYcOkW]
Origins悦木之源:
Origins秘境探索雨屋你玩过了吗?今天我们的一日店长 @原来是西门大嫂 正式亮相,带领粉丝穿越雨屋,探索秘境。现场还有幸运观众,在专业的美容老师的指导下,感受Origins的卓效植物护肤。这么奇妙的秘境探索雨屋在月日就要和大家说再见了哦~还没来玩耍的你,赶快来上海人广来福士体验吧~
[Origins to explore land rain house have you played? Today our manager @ Simon eldest sister-in-law turned out to be a day Formal appearance, led fans through the rain, explore shakotan coast. And lucky audience members, under the guidance of professional beauty teacher, feel the Origins of effective cleansing skin care. Such a wonderful land exploration rain house on June to say goodbye with you oh ~ hasnt come to play you, hurry up to Shanghai raffles and experience ~]
Origins悦木之源:有人只见植物草木;我们却见突破万物;你会看见悦目肌肤!卢健生:
我们正处在科技大时代中,激动!
[We are in the great age of science and technology, excited!]
视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO新浪新闻客户端:
这心可真大...
[The heart is so big...]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端小浪同学爱吐槽:
【后外孙高速路飙车码 载位白发岁老人】交警整治超速过程中,路面测速监控发现,一辆红色标志轿车超速严重,而副驾驶上俨然坐着位老人↓↓原来,驾驶员姓刘,坐在副驾驶位的老人是他外公。刘某说,送位老人去医院看专家号,眼看预约的时间要来不及,心急火燎就超速了↓↓tRTYG
[【后外孙高速路飙车码载位白发岁老人】交警整治超速过程中,路面测速监控发现,一辆红色标志轿车超速严重,而副驾驶上俨然坐着位老人↓↓原来,驾驶员姓刘,坐在副驾驶位的老人是他外公。刘某说,送位老人去医院看专家号,眼看预约的时间要来不及,心急火燎就超速了↓↓tRTYG]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。薛蛮子:
分享图片
[Share photos]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一小野妹子学吐槽:
哪怕就一天时间,但像#伊利红枣核桃乳,双节迷宫大冒险#这样的城中盛事还是要去凑凑热闹的[笑而不语]因为你要知道对于我这种常喝红枣核桃乳,集脑力与颜值于一身的可人er来说[doge]闯迷宫就是种享受,不管刷脸还是智力答题,就俩字儿:So easy!现在应该全国都能买得到了,不来一罐吗?
[Even if one day, but like # Erie red walnut milk, double festival maze adventure # such event in the city or to deciede [smiling without a word] because you want to know about I often drink red jujube walnut milk, the collection of mental and appearance level in a lovely er [doge] maze itself is a kind of enjoyment, no matter brush face or game, is a word So easy! Should the country can buy now, not in a can? ]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。薛蛮子:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一知乎:
#我有八天假期# 【有哪些非常好看、质量上乘,但在国内缺乏关注的美剧?】Roc Lee:「《希区柯克剧场》。它是希区柯克在 年到 年这十年间推出的美剧,每集一个独立的故事。这三百多集故事,至少有八成,时隔半个多世纪,依然毫不逊色于今天的绝大部分电视和电影。」👉tRTWg
[# # I have eight days holiday [what are very good-looking, quality excellent, but in lack of focus on domestic TV drama? Roc Lee Hitchcock theatre. It is a Hitchcock in its introduction to the years of this decade, each set an independent story. The story of more than three hundred sets, at least eighty percent, after more than half a century, still for the most part as todays TV and film. 👉tRTWg ]
发现更大的世界陈旭东:
咱们小朋友的水平都这么高,还怕世界冠军拿不到@三胞集团 tzRHtq tRTWoJ
[Lets the kids level is so high, also afraid of the world champion get @ tricell group tzRHtq tRTWoJ]
小野妹子学吐槽:
岛国一妹子给弟弟做的便当...@周冬雨 @周冬雨 @周冬雨 [笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[The island a sister to brother do lunch... @ zhou @ zhou @ zhou [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。优酷:
#爸爸去哪儿第五季# 生病仍然坚持父子之旅的Jasper也得到了爸比陈小春@陳小春 的特殊款待——洗脚脚[抱抱]。想过千百种陈小春的温柔举动,却没想到他竟做了最朴实的一件[心]!为父子俩简单的小幸福疯狂打calltRTOujN
[# where dad season # sick still insist on father and son trip Jasper also got dad than Jordan chan @ Chen xiao chun special hospitality - wash feet feet [hug]. Thought of one thousand kinds of Chen xiao chuns gentle behavior, but I didnt think he made one of the most simple [heart]! For the father and son play calltRTOujN crazy simple little happiness]
薛蛮子:
分享图片
[Share photos]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
没有评论:
发表评论