【市民投诉蛙声扰民 环保局“神回复”竟引得赞声一片[doge]】近日，海南三亚市民通过政府服务热线投诉，称其所住小区河边蛙声吵闹影响休息，当地环保局回应“人是由动物进化而来的，人不应凌驾动物之上”也是看呆众网友↓↓然而这句这还不是最机智的...↓↓tRQWgEA
[【 citizen complaint pre-pubescent nuisance environmental protection bureau god replies unexpectedly drew praise a [doge]] recently, the hainan sanya citizens through the government service hotline complaints, said its dwelling district pre-pubescent noise influence to rest by the river, the local environmental protection bureau to respond to people evolved from animals, people should not be above the animals and look for the net friend left left however that this is not the most intelligent... Left left tRQWgEA]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻##雅绅特#【采用家族式设计 全新雅绅特官图发布】日前，现代全新一代雅绅特（即北美版全新悦纳）在美国加州橙县国际汽车展上正式亮相，该车采用了全新的家族式设计风格。据悉，新车将于今年秋季在海外开售。tRQjEh
[# every news # # # accent [family design Xinya accent all released official figure 】, modern new generation accent (that is, the north American version of the new acceptable) in orange county, California, USA international auto show debut, which USES a new style of family design. The new car will be on sale this fall in overseas. tRQjEh]
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冷笑话精选：太可爱[允悲]@王天才是天才：实力演绎生气的时候不要逗我笑哈哈哈[笑cry]@迷你胡-_-：奥斯卡影帝影后呀
[So cute @ tian-cai wang is a genius, allow sad strength deduction when angry dont make me laugh ha [laugh cry] @ mini -_ - hu oscar-winning actor and actress]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
巴曙松：tRQOxB 工银国际主办
[TRQOxB icbc international host]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
优酷：恭喜@zhuang燕子 名用户获得【vivo全面屏手机X】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公证链接：tRQOSt
[Congratulations @ zhuang swallow users get [vivo full screen mobile phone X]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform Supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRQOSt]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【浙江后小夫妻斗气 没想到中了万元大奖[二哈]】浙江嘉兴一对新婚小夫妻，丈夫小张是位老彩民，守着号买，一期不落。最近这期开奖，小张因工作忙便让妻子代买...然而此时的小两口还在斗气ing...妻子偏偏要反其道而行，一个“不听话”的操作竟让老公中大奖了↓↓tRQpuW
[The zhejiang after couple of quarrelling Unexpectedly won ten thousand yuan in a lottery,] [two] zhejiang jiaxing a newly-married couple, husband zhang is an old punters, keep the number to purchase, a period. Recently this period of time, zhang because of work busy then let his wife bought... However, at this point in a couple of quarrelling ing... Wife just the opposite, a not obedient operation that took the husband the lottery left left tRQpuW]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：【两父斗殴，儿淡定观战：打够就不打了[费解][doge]】月日，河南郑州，两辆小车发生摩擦后，车主在街头斗殴。期间，一名车主的孩子在一旁劝架，另一名车主的孩子则称：别管了，让他们打够就不打了。[允悲]网友：这孩子将来必成大器！[笑cry]#父亲斗殴儿淡定观战# tRYE
[【 fight two father and son detachment observers play dont play enough [difficult] [doge]] month day, henan zhengzhou, friction, two car owners brawl in the street. During a owners children at a side had been, another owners child, said never mind, let them play dont play enough. [allow sad] netizen the child will succeed in the future! [laughing cry] # # father fight son calm watching tRYE]
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微博汽车：安全比什么都重要 @摄影师痞子东 这件事情在拍客群里热议，当大家在赛道上得意于自己抓拍到的“战利品”，当年轻的拍客们一次次尝试“高难度”的拍摄，此时你们就已经站在危险的边缘。还记得跟大叔您一起组织的拍客活动，您当时的善意忠告，如今成为惨痛现实，以此警示大家，不要让惨剧再次发生。
[Safety is more important than anything @ photographer rascal east this matter in making the group discussion, when everyone is proud of himself captured on the track of trophy, when the young geek try difficult shooting over and over again, this time you have been standing on the edge of danger. Remember uncle with you making the activities organized together, you good advice at that time, now become painful reality, to warn you, dont let the tragedy to happen again.]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
汽车之家：#家家新闻##用车养车#【不出麻烦就是省钱 国庆假期出行提示】今年国庆假期时间为天，这有史以来最长的假期也激起更多人的出行欲望，根据高德地图交通大数据预测，国庆节期间全国交通形势不容乐观，全国日拥堵里程比去年上升%。月日时开始拥堵程度逐渐上升，月日时至时为出城拥堵峰值，有...全文： m.weibo
[# every news # # # car maintain a 【 not out of trouble is to save money National Day holiday travel tips 】 this year National Day holiday time for the day, this holiday will also bring more people to travel the longest desire, according to the traffic data to predict, Scott map during the National Day the national traffic situation is not optimistic, traffic mileage % higher than last year the National Day. Date of congestion levels start to rise, for out of the city traffic peak until February nd, there are... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：#真港剧反黑# 答应优酷君一定要看到最后好吗！没想到O记的sir居然是这个样子的…[允悲] 大鹏警官@彭敬慈samuel 面对大美女却去拉筋压腿，请问你当时是怎么想的… [笑cry] @反黑OCTB #反黑# tRQKKtp
[# # from black promised to Hong Kong dramas youku you must see the last, please! Never thought O remember Sir Was like this... Officerallow sad dapeng @ singers but Samuel face big beauty to brace leg press, could you tell me how did you want to... [laughing cry] @ OCTB from black # # tRQKKtp from black]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【贵阳一动物园男子扮猴逗虎 网友别忘了八达岭[摊手]】近日，贵阳一男子在动物园里疯狂挑逗老虎，全然不顾他身边不远处“猛兽危险，禁止挑逗”的提示牌！园方称，该男子已三次在动物园逗老虎，监控实录他每次都是龇牙咧嘴上蹿下跳↓↓每次也都是被巡逻人员发现后劝阻...tRQKki
[The guiyang a man dress up as monkey tease tiger zoo Net friend dont forget to badaling [stand hand]] recently, guiyang a man crazy tease tiger in the zoo, he does not heed his side not far from the dangerous beasts, no tease sign! The park, said the man had three times made the tiger in the zoo, monitoring records every time he is twisted with up and left left after each are also found by patrol discourage... tRQKki]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
一块去旅行：冬眠期间意外醒来的小松鼠，冻得直跺脚，一脸懵逼[允悲] tRpGvN
[During their winter hibernation unexpectedly wake up the little squirrel, cold stamping, a face of meng force [allow sad] tRpGvN]
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南方都市报：【医院门口排长队，大家不为看病只为买月饼[憧憬]】日，中秋佳节临近，贵州的省人民医院门口排起了长长的队伍，这些人不是为了来看病，而是为了吃上一口医院食堂卖的月饼。大家都表示这里的月饼物美价廉，不少人都已经连续好几年都来排队了，有人称花了个多小时才买到。@一手Video ...全文： m.weibo
[【 the hospital long queues, everyone not to see the doctor just to buy mooncakes [hope]], the Mid-Autumn festival approaching, lining up at the gate of guizhou province peoples hospital of the team, these people not to see a doctor, but to eat in a hospital cafeteria selling moon cakes. Everybody said the moon cakes are inexpensive and many people are queuing up for many years in a row, has spent more than an hour to buy. @ in Video... The full text m. eibo]
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音悦台：双J合体！#林俊杰#助阵#周杰伦#演唱会，这对“电玩友”除了在现场带来《晴天》＆《安静》＆《修炼爱情》＆《最长的电影》的歌曲串烧之外，哥俩居然直接在现场玩起了游戏...[doge]tRQFP
[Double J fit! # # # # jj Lin * jay concert, the video games in addition to the scene to bring sunny day & quiet & the science of uniting the love & the longest movie spun, the two brothers had directly in playing games... [doge] tRQFP]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
冷笑话精选：史诗级别的装哭大赛！哈哈哈哈哈哈三个小家伙是戏精本精吧[允悲]tRQozNS
[Epic outfit cry competition! Ha ha ha ha ha ha three essence this little guy is play [allow sad] tRQozNS]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【日本男教师疑遭学生集体欺凌 在嘲笑声中继续讲课[伤心]】近日，在一段日本男老师遭学生欺凌的视频被狂转：男老师正在讲课，一男生突然跑上讲台猛踹老师腰部，还抓住其衣领挑衅↓↓其他学生则大肆嘲笑↓↓根本没人出声阻止.实拍↓↓视频曝光后引众怒，目前警方已介入调查。tRQaMQW
[The Japanese male teachers suspected by the student collective bullying Continue to lecture in derision [sad]] recently, in a Japanese male teacher students bullying video was crazy male, his teacher was a boy suddenly run on the platform fierce kick teacher waist, also seized the collar provocation left left other students made fun left block left no one. To film left left video exposure after the anger, the police have to investigate. tRQaMQW]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：【女方家两度加价索万彩礼 男方：卖女儿？爱结不结】近日，江苏一对情侣因万彩礼闹分手的聊天截图曝光。女方父母两度加价，彩礼从万涨到万。男方：卖女儿的啊？不能因为我爸妈喜欢你就这样，这婚爱结不结。网友：彩礼多少不是重点，重点是一次次加价，不诚信，得寸进尺。tRQaO
[The premium cable twice than the family dowry Man sell daughter? Love knot not knot 】 recently, jiangsu a couple because the bride make to break up the chat screen exposure. , the bride from her parents twice price rise to. A man to sell her daughters? Cant because my parents like you in this way, the marriage love knot not knot. Net friend how much the dowry is not the key, the key is the price again and again, not good faith, push your luck. tRQaO]
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汽车之家：#汽车之家 你拍照 我送车##国庆长假# 十一小长假，这个假期该有多爽快！你是否已经把假期计划好？月饼不缺，馅饼不要，你想不想再来一辆称心的出游车？
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[# car home You photo I send car # # # a small long holiday, National Day holiday the holiday how refreshed! Do you have vacation plans? Dont lack the cakes, pies, dont you want to come back to a car gratified to travel? < br > dont busy brush circle of friends, grab a few cents WeChat Lucky Money, want to start a ticket, pick up the phone, go to a car the car home, have a new national brand SUV is waiting for you to open! tRQVuVu]
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猫扑：#MINISO X 粉红豹专治少女心# wow～猫扑助力名创优品专治你的少女心，一起来挑战少女心复活赛通关，把份粉红豹大礼包和米高的粉红豹老公带回家！测完后记得戳左下角「提升少女技能」填写个人信息才能参与抽奖哦！祝少女心宝宝们好运～
[# # MINISO X pink panther specializes in girls heart wow ~ mop power of merit goods specialist in the girl of your heart, together to challenge the young girl heart repechage customs clearance, the copy of the pink panther package and meters high, the pink panther husband home with you! After measuring remember to stamp the lower left corner ascension girl skills fill out personal information to participate in lucky draw! Good luck with girls heart babies ~]
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Autobeta汽车杂志：酷！实拍法拉利敞篷开启 ~ tRGOFU
[Cool! Will open ~ tRGOFU ferrari pickup]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【没有司仪没有游戏 这对新人分钟就把婚给结了[心]】DIY婚礼？成都的陶女士夫妇不走寻常路，办了一场“自导自演”的极简婚礼：没有司仪、没有游戏，舞台上只有新郎新娘二人，贯穿下来好像在演音乐剧...虽然整场仪式只用了分钟，但看过的人都称“很新颖也很感动”↓↓tRQJDow
[【 no MC no game The couple minutes to knot a marriage [heart]] DIY wedding? Ms tao couples come in chengdu, do a homing from minimalist wedding no MC, no games, two stage only the bride and groom throughout the down as if in a musical... Although the whole ceremony took only a minute, but have seen people all said very novel also very touched by left left tRQJDow]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻##凯美瑞#【IIHS新成绩：丰田新凯美瑞获“优+”】日前，美国公路安全保险协会（IIHS）公布了海外版丰田新凯美瑞的碰撞成绩。经过测试，该车以近乎完美的全优成绩拿下了全部细分项目测试，包括前大灯、儿童座椅接口易用度，以及前部防碰撞系统等“高难度”项目，最终该车获得了“Top Safety Pi...全文： m.weibo
[# every news # # # camry (IIHS new achievement new Toyota camry for +), the insurance institute for highway safety (IIHS) released the overseas edition of the new Toyota camry collision results. After the test, the vehicle with an almost perfect straight-a grades scored all project test segment, including headlights, child seat interface is easy to use, as well as the front collision system and so on difficult project, finally the car won the Top Safety Pi... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#开学第一堂课#【何洁被曝接孩子停车堵塞交通 随后道歉】单亲妈妈带孩子确实不容易，但是这车也确实在高峰期停在马路中间，所以老铁们怎么看？[思考][思考][思考]
[# opening the first lesson # 【 he jie had pick up the kids parking traffic jams Then apologize 】 a single mother with children is really not easy, but does this bus stop at the peak in the middle of the road, so the brother? [thinking] [thinking] [thinking]]
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南方都市报：【月饼界的扛把子 哪款才是你的爱？】往常月饼界响当当的人物要数蛋黄馅、五仁馅或者是鲜肉馅。不过今年月饼馅儿又“颠覆三观”了：“酸菜牛蛙月饼”、“鲍鱼鲜肉月饼”……你准备吃什么月饼？央视tRHWme
[The moon cakes carry traverse to the child of which one is your love? Usual mooncake big figures to egg yolk paste, five kernel paste or fresh meat. But this year the moon cake stuffing subversive through again sauerkraut bullfrog moon cakes, abalone meat moon cakes... What are you going to eat moon cakes? CCTV tRHWme]
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一块去旅行：这一波很是可以~！[哈哈]
[This is a wave is very can ~! [ha ha]]
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玩转instagram：面条爱好者。
[Noodle lovers. ]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
猫扑：【红衣男子地铁上忘我高歌，陶醉摇摆】月日，@北京地铁 六号线金台路站，一名男子在地铁上戴着耳机大声歌唱，进入忘我境界，引得周围人纷纷拍照。目击者称，该男子唱歌持续整整一站。tRTlMv
[The man on the train in red zone, intoxicated swing 】, February nd @ Beijing metro line jin tai road, a man on the train with headphones singing loudly, and dedicated into the state, to make people around you are taking photos. Witnesses say the man singing last a whole station. tRTlMv]
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新沐sunshine：@赵薇北京影迷会#赵薇#这是年中国电影代表团去埃及参加开罗国际电影节。刚拍完车神的美薇晒得有点黑，但掩不住那份自然洒脱的美丽和青春气息[心]今晚十点#赵薇中餐厅# 迎来收官答谢宴！再期待一下十月底#东京国际电影节评委赵薇# [心][心][心]
[@ # # zhao wei zhao wei Beijing fans club this is the Chinese movie delegation go to Egypt to participate in the Cairo international film festival. Had just made the beauty of lr eu a bit tanned, but cant cover up the beauty and youth of the natural and easy breath [heart] # # zhao wei Chinese restaurant at ten o clock tonight for MSC reciprocate feast! And looking forward to the end of October # # Tokyo international film festival jury zhao wei [heart] [heart] [heart]]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
小浪同学爱吐槽：【红衣男子地铁上忘我高歌 卖力晃动腰肢引众人掏手机拍照[doge]】日，北京地铁六号线金台路站，一男子在地铁上戴着耳机大声歌唱...边唱边扭动身躯...可以说是二百分陶醉...俨然进入到了“无崖子式”忘我的境界.实拍↓↓而更多网友则直言“听遍也没听出来在唱啥”↓↓tRQViMX
[The man on the train in red zone sing Hard rock waist led the people to pay phone pictures [doge]], Beijing metro line jin tai road, a man on the train with headphones singing loudly... And sing twist body... Can be said to be two percentage enchanted... It into the no cliff son type self-denying. Film left left while more netizens say hear time didnt hear singing what left left tRQViMX down]
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新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#厉害了女司机，辣妹开着迷你小路虎霸气上路，看见了就得躲远点哈哈！tRYUfI
[Old driver class # # much women drivers, spice, driving a mini land rover domineering on the road, see have to hide away ha ha! tRYUfI]
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