#知乎小事# 斗智斗勇停车记
[# # zhihu small wits with parking]
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猫扑：#猫扑晚安#忽然之间，你想起了谁？ tRcaT （via@钢琴师夏晗希 ）
[# # mop goodnight suddenly, who did you think of? TRcaT (via @ the pianist Xia Han bush)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
微博搞笑排行榜：预告今晚分互动题目：“在外地读书是什么体验”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive questions what is away at school experience. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
微博时尚：@张俪 惊艳现身#米兰时装周# ，这身材堪比超模啦[求關注][求關注]#张俪米兰时装周#
[@ Zhang Li stunning appearance # # milan fashion week, this figure is comparable to supermodel! Attention [o] attention [o] # # Zhang Li milan fashion week]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
冷笑话精选：为了避免结束，所以就避免了一切开始[摊手]@吾乃俊霸霸霸霸霸霸霸霸：跟女主一样真心觉得自己有恋爱恐惧症，怕被别人喜欢，怕谈恋爱，每次有人追的时候，劝自己勇敢一点可以去尝试，然而永远都在当缩头乌龟，身边没有这种男闺密，真的可以说是非常惨了。[允悲]
[In order to avoid over, so avoid it all began [stand hand] @ I am handsome farther farther farther farther like she really felt in love phobia, fear of being liked, afraid to fall in love, every time someone chasing, persuade yourself be brave to try, but always at the little puss-head, side not have this kind of male girlfriends, really is very miserable. [allow sad]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
音悦台：【晚安】睡前听一听国外网友自己写英文词翻唱#防弹少年团#新歌《DNA》，很不错~tRwFu
[Good night before going to bed to listen to foreign net friend write English word cover # # bulletproof youth club new song DNA, is very good ~ tRwFu]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
冷笑话精选：最难懂的就是人心@-Boompa-：不要脸的最高境界
[The most difficult is the heart @ - Boompa - the highest state of shameless]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：一直愿意相信好人多@宅男宅女集中营[心]
[Has been more than willing to believe that the good @ otaku dont go out for a long time of female camps [heart]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#车主有话说# 防盗工作必须做好！这样开锁没毛病[喵喵][喵喵][喵喵] @汽车视频 @购车完全指南 @新车情报局tRyNRyx
[# # the owner say security must be prepared to work! There is nothing wrong with this unlock [meow] [meow meow] [meow] @ car video @ car complete guide to cia tRyNRyx @ new car]
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最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
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汽车之家：#晚安家人# 大家觉得有车以后给你带来了哪些好处，又带来了哪些不便呢，另外，从明天开始要连上天班了~[允悲]
[# # good night family everyone see cars brought you what benefits in the future, and which brought inconvenience, in addition, starting tomorrow to heaven even class ~ [allow sad]]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
苍井空：新的地図。#NEWsMAP 我好期待他们的活动。@atarashiichizu
[New 図. # NEWsMAP I good looking forward to their activities. @ atarashiichizu]
大家好！我是苍井空. 有时演电影,唱歌,有时在电视节目中露露脸。为了更好的交流.我在努力地学习中文ing 工作邮箱：solaaoi@sina
冷笑话精选：给需要的妹子[并不简单]
[Need to sister [] are not simple]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#优酷蒙面唱将##哎呀我打翻了调色板#和#断肠人在天涯#合唱的《爱你》简直好听哭！[互粉]仿佛能透过歌声感受他们的经历，满满的都是故事！[污]太好听辣！[爱你] 蒙面唱将猜猜猜每周日优酷全网独播，戳视频享受视听盛宴~tRVjMh
[# youku masked will sing # # oh I knocked over the palette # # and # heartbroken at the end of the world chorus of love you is good cry! [when fans] each can pass through song feels as if their experience, all is the story! [pollution] too nice hot! Love you [] masked sing will guess every Sunday youku so alone, poke video ~ tRVjMh enjoy audio-visual feast]
优酷：#优酷蒙面唱将##水汪汪的大眼睛#把自己的情感融入到了歌声里，一首《到不了》唱哭了自己，也打动了现场的猜评团~释放了内心的情感，声音一度颤抖，却成了最动听的旋律！蒙面唱将猜猜猜每周日优酷全网独播，快来陪小酷一起体会~tRVHrKT
[# youku masked sing to # # # watery big eyes put his emotion into the song, sing a song to the cry himself, also moved the scene of the guess review group to release the passion of the heart, voice trembling, became the most beautiful melody! Masked sing will guess every Sunday youku so alone, come and experience ~ tRVHrKT with little cool]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【真的没p！赵丽颖街边素颜照引人注目 邻家小妹好清丽】近日，赵丽颖素颜在路边的场景被网友拍下，造型清新淡雅，有种邻家小妹的感觉，一头短发干练不失甜美↓↓tRVgeK
[【 did not p! Li-ying zhao street - striking Good neighbour sister qing li 】 recently, li-ying zhao without makeup on the side of the road scene taken by netizens, modelling is pure and fresh quietly elegant, a neighbour sister feeling, do not break sweet left left tRVgeK a head of short hair, she explains]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
顶尖设计：用手机拍出的平行世界 by Guigurui
[Using a mobile phone by Guigurui clap a parallel world]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
梁詠琪：Guggenheim Museum！我終於來了！這座位於西班牙北部城市Bilbao Guggenheim Museum。此美術館於年落成，由著名加拿大建築師Frank Owen設計，內外建築設計科幻時尚，其金屬反光的外牆於不同時間觀看會有不同視覺效果，不少電影曾在此取景拍攝。是個不能錯過的美術館！ tzGwnS
[Guggenheim Museum !我於來剧终了!这座位于西班牙北部城市bilbao guggenheim museum。加拿大此美术馆于年落成,由著名建筑大师“owen设计,内外建筑设计科幻时,尚其金属反光性外墙于吃食时间观看会有不同视觉效果,不少电影子人中此取景拍断言。无法个错过美术馆!tzgwns]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【双胞胎早产 弟弟竟比哥哥晚了天】通常情况下，双胞胎应该是前后出生的，而今年岁的王女士她的两个孩子，哥哥却比弟弟诞生早了天↓↓原因竟是医生手动通过治疗延迟了弟弟的分娩↓↓tRVmKOz
[【 twin brother premature unexpectedly a day later than elder brother 】 generally, twins should be before and after birth, now wang her two older children, his brother was earlier than the younger brother was born the day left left the reason turns out to be a doctor manually through the treatment of delayed the delivery of the younger brother left left tRVmKOz down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：大半夜的……[二哈]@我的前任是极品有的还改编成了电影[衰]
[The hell... [two ha] @ my predecessor is the best also adapted into a film [failure]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
猫扑：依偎在主人的肩头睡着了，睡梦中被摸舒服了开心小炸毛[可爱] tRUvOHT （@OurPlanetDaily ）
[Nestled in the hosts shoulder asleep, in the sleep is felt comfortable happy small frylovely tRUvOHT MAO (@ OurPlanetDaily)]
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微博搞笑排行榜：发现了真相...@猫咪卧在池塘边 对，每晚关了灯在你耳边飞舞唱歌的小碧池们[拜拜]
[Found out the truth... @ cat lie on near the pond, closed the lamp every night in your ear dancing singing of the small piscine [bynum]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小浪同学爱吐槽：【“你不要吼我摔倒你负责！”两男子闯关违法骑行 拍恶搞视频侮辱交警】一辆电动车在路上行驶时因有违法行为被交警拦下检查，但车上两名男子拒不配合，故意提高讲话音量引路人围观↓↓还录了一段侮辱交警的视频放上网传播↓↓其中一名男子叫嚣得底气十足↓↓tRVZOL
[【 you dont shout me down you in charge! two men recruit illegal cycling Film spoof video insult 】 a police electric cars on the road because there are illegal behaviors was stopped by traffic police check, two men refused to cooperate, but the car deliberately improve speech volume lead onlookers left left also recorded a insult traffic police video online communication left left one man Shouting to confidently left left tRVZOL]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
MIUI：分享一组粒子流动组成的催眠动图，效果奇佳。记得转发给需要的人。
[Share a set of particle flow diagram of hypnosis, work wonders. Remember to forward to people in need. ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【她上传弟弟恶搞照 网友却发现这处诡异的地方】晒自拍并没有什么特别的，但是自拍里意外出现了奇奇怪怪的东西就很尴尬了↓↓有一位姑娘上传自拍照就引起网友的疯传，大家起初以为亮点是她背后出来恶搞的弟弟，直到他们看到一个地方↓↓有网友被吓的惊声尖叫关掉了窗口↓↓tRVjrGd
[[upload her brother a spoof Netizens but found that eerie place 】 take and there is nothing special, but take the accident appeared in the strange thing is very awkward left left a girl upload the photos will cause the spread of Internet, we initially thought highlight is out behind a parody of her brother, until they see a place left left some scared scream turned off the window left left tRVjrGd]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：#优酷蒙面唱将##俺们屯的音乐大匠# 终究被火眼金睛猜评团看出端倪[允悲]~东北屯里了最帅的夜礼服假面就是我们的@汪苏泷 [围观]因为努力，所以不同。可爱的音乐大匠。你猜对了吗？
[# youku masked will sing # # the ans the chariot of music big artisan # was drawn guess after a review of the regiment see clueallow sad ~ the most handsome in the northeast chariot the evening dress mask is our @ Wang Su Long [watch] because of effort, so different. Lovely music great artisan. You guessed it? ]
新浪汽车：#微博交通台# no zuo no die why you try ?tRyCgjc
[# # weibo communication radio no zuo no die according to you try? tRyCgjc]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
一块去旅行：午夜巴黎
[Midnight in Paris]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
汽车之家：#夜福利# 能下赛道的旅行车 奥迪RS
[Welfare # # night audi RS can track under the wagon]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
陈旭东：朋友圈内容分享
四只大螃蟹刚刚被放在锅里，有三只蟹对另外一只蟹说：你去把火关了，这里的洗澡水有点烫了。那只蟹说：好嘞！ tRpueuf tRVMNr
[Friends share content < br > four large crab has just been put in the pot, there are three crab crab said to another you go to turn off the fire, the bath is a bit hot here. The crab said, ok! TRpueuf tRVMNr]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【他被雷击中次而不死 是幸运还是诅咒？】美国一位护林员从年第一次被雷劈后，陆续遭遇了次雷劈，失去了眉毛，烧焦了左肩，或者是头发起火，肘部受伤，最后一次胸部和胃部被烧伤了↓↓但是都没有危及生生命↓↓因为这些神奇经历，他甚至被称为“人体避雷针”↓↓tRVpjq
[He was struck by lightning in time and not die Is lucky or a curse? Was for the first time a us rangers from years after being hit in succession in the time being, lost eyebrows, charred left shoulder, or hair on fire, the elbow injury, the last time the chest and stomach burns left left but did not endanger life left left because these magical experience, he has even been called a human lightning rod left left tRVpjq down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：#优酷蒙面唱将##卡带发型有点乱#这特别的声线，华语乐坛大概也只有他了！华语乐坛的R&B教父，你们知道他是谁了吗？[笑而不语] 蒙面唱将猜猜猜每周日优酷全网独播，戳链接欣赏好音乐~tRVpRok
[Sing # youku masked the hair style is a bit messy # # # tapes this special voice, Chinese music probably only him! The godfather of R&B Chinese music, do you know who he is? [smiling without a word] masked sing will guess every Sunday youku so alone, poke link appreciation of good music ~ tRVpRok]
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：对于公司里面有喜欢的人追求我，我不喜欢他。我很是排斥，他过生日请吃饭，我一直拒绝没有去。我是不是太不近人情了啊。搞的气氛很是尴尬😓。主要是我不想跟他太接近，怕到时候让人家更难过。这是不是太敏感了，或者是感情障碍吗？之前也有类似的，只要我不喜欢的，感觉没有发展的...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend for a company there are like of the person the pursuit of me, I dont like him. I was rejected, his birthday, please eat, I always refused to didnt go. If I was unkind. 搞的气氛很是尴尬😓。 Main is I dont want to be close to him, fear will let people more sad. If this is too sensitive, or emotional disorders? Have similar before, as long as I dont like, the feeling is not the development of... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
猫扑：【失明猫咪听到手机里主人琴声[泪] 将手机紧抱怀里[心]】Duman是土耳其一位钢琴家，收养了只流浪猫。他弹钢琴时，猫咪总会在旁倾听，与他亲昵。失明的小猫Namik，听到手机中播放的主人琴声后，会紧紧抱住手机。Duman说：如果你渴求真爱，去给小动物更多的爱吧。（时间视频）tRLjBiy
[【 blind cat hear phone master the piano] [tear the phone clasp arms [heart]] Duman is a pianist, Turkey, adopted stray cat. When he plays the piano, the cat is always there to listen, and intimacy with him. Blind cat Namik, after hearing the owner of the play the piano in the cell phone, will hug a mobile phone. Duman says if you want true love, to give more love small animals. TRLjBiy time (video)]
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新沐sunshine：叫我如何不爱她，有态度，有想法，有自知@赵薇北京影迷会#赵薇中餐厅# #赵薇# 对电影，对表演，对自己都有非常清晰、准确的判断与把握[心][心][心]
[Call I how do not love her, attitude, idea, have self-knowledge @ zhao fan club in Beijing # # # # zhao wei zhao wei Chinese restaurant of film, to show, to oneself have a very clear and accurate judgment and grasp the [heart] [heart] [heart]]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
优酷：#优酷蒙面唱将##爱发呆的红骑士#今晚请了代言人@大张伟 ，如此了解对方你俩啥关系[笑而不语]~坚持做一枚安静美男子的红骑士就是@陈楚生 [笑而不语]蒙面唱将猜猜猜每周日晚优酷全网独播！
[# youku masked sing will love stunned the red knights of # # # please tonight face @ kid, so get to know each other you both what relation [smiling without a word] ~ insist to do the red knight is a quiet man @ Chen chusheng [smiling without a word] masked sing will guess every Sunday night youku so run! ]
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