2017年9月28日星期四

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    中送粉!!!不过话说用电波App每天查看星座运势,正好可以了解一下最近恋爱运财运怎么样[doge]
[Send in pink!!!!!! But then use radio App, check your horoscope every day, just can know about the luck recently love money like [doge]]

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优酷:
    #幕后玩家#究竟谁才是真正的幕后大赢家?谁是幕前被人操纵的玩偶?一起探索纸醉金迷背后的世界→ ​​​
[# # behind the player who is behind the real big winner? Who is the front of the tent of meeting was manipulating the doll? Explore and dissipation life behind the world together]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【岁儿坠入下水道,父亲跳井托举溺亡】沈阳一名岁小孩不慎掉入没有加盖的下水道,孩子爸爸见状立即跳入井中,将孩子托举起↓↓附近居民赶到将孩子救起送医,但父亲不幸身亡[伤心]tRWbvO ​
[【 age into the sewer, and my father well lift drowned 】 shenyang a child accidentally fell into the lacked the sewers, children dad looked at immediately jumped into the well, children will lift up the left left nearby residents rushed to sending children rescued, but father died tRWbvO [sad]]

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冷笑话精选:
    单身狗的怨念[允悲]@豆瓣说评论怨气冲天[笑cry]@SNH-林心如啥他妈了逼的爱情不爱情的 爱你妈了逼啊 哪他妈了逼的有爱情啊@杀马特强子哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈评论@李宗宗_宗宗婧啥他妈了逼的爱情不爱情的 爱你妈了逼啊 哪他妈了逼的有爱情啊!!
[Single dog [allow sad resentment] @ douban said comments irritating [laugh cry] @ SNH - lin xin such as what his mother forced love does not love your mama force of love Which his mother forced love @ kill hadron matt ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha comments @ Li Zongzong _ ZongZongJing what his mother forced love does not love the love your mama force Which his mother forced love!!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    小泡芙完全成了#爸爸去哪儿第五季# 的团宠有木有!先是被嗯哼亲,又被小山竹亲~“爸爸不让别人亲我”这句话果然是牢记于心了[允悲] 女儿如此受欢迎,老爸啥心思呢?tRWyXjC 吧[羞嗒嗒] ​
[Small puffs completely as where to season # # father did pet! First is well, is also small shanzhu kiss ~ dad doesnt let others kiss me this sentence really keep in mind the allow sad daughter was so popular, dad what state of mind? Let tRWyXjC [shame clicking]]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    不想提了,都在酒里[泪]@一双透明又:当局要求删除参与者的记忆,但最近做梦我能回想起一点了,实在是太[泪]@深山处的果子狸:[悲伤]不提了!给后人一个美好的景象!当初发生了什么我们知道就够了@秋日少女z:好像是
[Dont want to mention, all in [the] tears @ a pair of transparent again the authorities would remove participants memories, but the recent dream I can recall, is so [] tears @ mountains of civet cat [sad] not to mention! A beautiful scene to the future generations! At the beginning what we know is enough @ autumn girl z like]

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青年时报:
    【华语电影杭州盛典星光灿烂,就连王晶也把新作的故事背景设在杭州!】今天晚上,杭州群星荟萃。王晶、林超贤等著名导演以及斯琴高娃、谢芳、余文乐、罗志祥、冯绍峰、郑恺、潘粤明、炎亚纶、曾黎等众多艺人齐聚浙江国际影视中心上演红毯秀。华语电影杭州盛典暨第五届“十大华语电影”表彰典礼...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 Chinese movie star hangzhou grand ceremony, even Mr. Wong is the story background of the new in hangzhou!] This evening, hangzhou star-studded. Mr. Wong and Dante lam, famous director and siqin gaowa, Xie Fang, shawn yue, show, through time and space, Ryan, the purpose, arron, Ceng Li, and many other artists gathered in the center of zhejiang international film and television on the red carpet. Hangzhou grand ceremony and the th Chinese movie industry top ten Chinese movie recognition ceremony... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【环球小姐华丽转身凹造型,栽进泳池......[允悲]】近日,西班牙选美佳丽皮拉尔•马格罗(Pilar Magro)参加环球小姐西班牙赛区比赛时,在泳池边走猫步↓↓本欲优雅转身,却没想到直接摔入了泳池,场面异常尴尬↓↓恢复镇定后,皮拉尔脱掉高跟鞋,游向水池的阶梯后爬上岸↓↓tRWZk ​
[【 miss turn concave shape, planted into the swimming pool... [allow sad]] recently, the Spanish beauty beauty Pilar, maag luo (Pilar Magro) when miss Spain division by the pool catwalk left turn left this to grace, but I didnt think fall directly into the pool, scene left left restore calm down after an acute embarrassment, Pilar off his heels, swam to the ladder after climbed out of the pool left left tRWZk]

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猫扑:
    [吃瓜][吃瓜][吃瓜][吃瓜]吃瓜表情上线 ​
[[eat the melon] [eat the melon] [eat the melon] [eat the melon] eat the melon face online]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    共勉!@牛崽君 收到
[! @ NiuZai jun received]

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冷笑话精选:
    千万不要调戏熟睡中的男票,这猫粮好甜[喵喵] ​
[Dont Dally with a sleeping man ticket, this cat food good sweet [meow]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

知乎:
    #我有八天假期# 「泡椒凤爪是那种,不想起来没事,但是一想起来就会流口水、想马上吃的食物。肉筋、脆骨,再加上泡椒的味道,不管是下酒还是当零食都让人欲罢不能!快要放假啦,如果没有出行计划,可以宅在家里做上一锅,[馋嘴]想吃的时候马上就能吃到~」👉tRWrq ​
[#我有八天假期# 「泡椒凤爪是那种,不想起来没事,但是一想起来就会流口水、想马上吃的食物。肉筋、脆骨,再加上泡椒的味道,不管是下酒还是当零食都让人欲罢不能!快要放假啦,如果没有出行计划,可以宅在家里做上一锅,[馋嘴]想吃的时候马上就能吃到~」👉tRWrq ​]

发现更大的世界

猫扑:
    【看看别人家男朋友:异地恋包机求婚,花掉房子首付】一对即将结束异地恋的情侣,包下女友回上海的飞机表白,亲手布置并送钻戒求婚。女友说不在乎钻石大小,他就在BLOVES定制了一枚克拉的,还把陪伴女友年的猫咪设计在戒指上。我只想知道,你是想要上海一套房,还是要一次的浪漫?...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 boyfriend look at someones home long distance charter flights to marry him, spend a house down payment 】 a couple is coming to an end a long-distance relationship, bag under his girlfriend back to Shanghai aircraft, arrangement and send a diamond ring to marry him. Girlfriend said dont care about the diamond size, he in BLOVES customize a carat, also to accompany his girlfriend in cat design on the ring. I just want to know, do you want an apartment in Shanghai, or a romantic? ... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家:
    #家家汽车文化##精彩游记#【本来的地球 第二段美西赛车之旅(上)】本次视频游记的路线是旧金山-洛杉矶-圣地亚哥。这一集当中最主要的是在主持人的带领下领略一下直线加速赛、撞车比赛的风采,还有更多好看,好吃的,好玩的,一起来围观吧!tRuWqd ​
[# # # # every auto culture fascinating travelogue 【 original earths second period of the spanish-american car trip (on) 】 this video - Los Angeles - San Diego travel route is San Francisco. This episode is the most main appreciate linear acceleration under the guidance of the host, crash the game style, more good-looking, delicious, fun, watch together! tRuWqd]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    #大片起来嗨#K纯爷们@演员马丽 ,真人秀素颜上镜,斑点痘痕毫不care~霸气走秀,上演大片背影杀。这么洒脱的“男孩子”,快给我来一打!#艾伦马丽上错身#
tRukD ​

[# large up hi masculinity @ # K actress Mary, reality without makeup mirror, spot acne scars dont care ~ domineering, while the staged a huge figure. So free and easy boys, give me a dozen! # # Mary Allen on wrong body < br > tRukD]

南方都市报:
    一场暴雨淹没了狗狗的家,狗妈妈拼尽全力营救溺在水中的狗宝宝,她奋不顾身潜进水里,最后终于把狗宝宝成功救了出来!救援人员给小奶狗做了心肺复苏,挽救了小奶狗的生命。这场营救真的好暖好泪目![泪]tRoXbAQ 网友:母爱伟大,不分物种 ​
[A heavy rain flooded the puppy home, mother struggling to rescue drowning in the water dog baby, she will dive into the water, finally put the dog baby saved successfully! Rescue workers gave little milk dog cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR), saved the little milk a dogs life. The rescue really good warm tears eyes! [tears] tRoXbAQ netizen a mothers love great, regardless of species]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【失恋男子酒后冲入车流大喊“我要跳楼” 好心车主及时拦下相劝】近日,一名醉酒男子穿梭在车流中,还时常拦车,举动令人胆战心惊↓↓这时,一名好心车主看到后将男子半路拦下↓↓原来,该男子在网上认识了一个女友,因为闹分手喝了不少酒,做出了上述举动↓↓tRWPZnE ​
[The lovelorn man drunk into traffic yell I want to jump off a building good counsel owners promptly stopped 】 recently, shuttle in traffic, a drunk man also often pulled move frightening left left at this time, a kind owner saw the man stopped halfway left left the original, the man met a girlfriend on the net, because implode drink a lot of wine, left left tRWPZnE made the move]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    你觉得是哪一年开始,时间突然变得嗖嗖快,一晃一年就过去了感觉啥也没干成?...我是觉得这个分水岭在年,那之前的日子好像很密很多回忆,而之后就好像每年都差不多,有如白纸[跪了] ​
[Which year do you think it is start, time wooshing fast, suddenly a year past zoomed into feel what also didnt do? ... I do think this watershed in years, before that day seems very close a lot of memories, and then as if almost every year, like a white paper] [kneeling]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    哈哈哈哈哈哈这个主播太魔性了,看完视频感觉被洗脑了……想立刻冲去盒马买买买吃吃吃怎么办![哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]

tROrMs ​

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha the anchor is too devious looking, watching the video feel brainwashed... Want to buy buy buy rushed to box the horse eat eat what to do! [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] < br > < br > tROrMs]

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优酷:
    当你有困难,homie 在身旁。这一期#小手牵小狗# 蕾宝@阿拉蕾雅涵 吃饭时意外打翻,其他宝贝们帮她找勺子,给她夹菜~ 这个场面十分有爱!#阿拉蕾小手牵小狗# @小手牵小狗 tRaVJM ​
[When you have difficulties, homie beside him. This issue # # hands holding the dog she treasure @ Allah legna contain the accident spilled at the dinner table, other children to help her find a spoon, clip vegetables to the scene of love for her! # Allahs hands holding the dog # @ hands holding the puppy tRaVJM]

猫扑:
    某高校美术学院级新生军训心得,哈哈哈哈军训给了你们多少创作灵感啊tROkYhi ​
[A university academy of fine arts freshmen military training tips, ha ha ha ha gave you how many creative inspiration tROkYhi military training]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【难得一见!巨鲸从头上跃过 幸运男孩拍下完美合照】许多人想看鲸会选择搭乘赏鲸团出海观赏,但是想要目睹鲸跃出水面的英姿,那可就要看运气了↓↓加拿大一名男孩日前和爸爸搭乘渔船出海的时候,就刚好看到了一头巨鲸跃出水面,男孩的爸爸马上将这精彩的时刻记录下来↓↓tRODhCA ​
[【 rare! The company from head to leap lucky boy took perfect photo 】 many people want to see the whales will choose a group of whale watching the sea viewing, but want to see whales leap from the water, it depends on luck left left Canada and dad aboard a boat before a boy, you just see a whale breaching, immediately the boys father will record this wonderful moment left left tRODhCA down]

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猫扑:
    【女子称司机刹车让她闪了腰,乘客建议到终点再说,她大怒:我这病能等到终点吗】近日,黑龙江哈尔滨一公交车上,一女士称由于司机急刹车使自己闪到腰,阻止司机继续开车,其他乘客怎么劝都没用。目击者说,当时的刹车并没有很急。后来,司机还是带她去了医院,并没有大碍。#我这病能到终点吗# ​​​...全文: m.weibo ​
[The flash back her woman said the driver brakes, passenger Suggestions to the finish line and her great anger can I wait until the end 】 recently, heilongjiang Harbin on a bus, a woman said due to the driver on the brakes to flash to the waist, continue to prevent drivers drive, the other passengers how to persuade all useless. Witnesses said that the brake is not very urgent. Later, the driver or take her to the hospital, no big deal. # # I can it to the finish line... The full text m. eibo]

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但斌:
    回复@凡夫_[心][作揖][鲜花]@凡夫_我也是在朋友那里读了《时间的玫瑰》,才接触到价值投资,知道买股票得找最好的公司,然后买入茅台,赚了一倍。感谢@但斌 总,功德无量,希望早日读到修订版,希望更多的人受益。@但斌[心]
[Reply @ common _ [heart] [bowing] [flowers] @ common _ I am in my friend there is read the time of the roses , to come into contact with the value investment, know to buy shares have to find the best company, then buy maotai, earn a times. Thank @ but always bin, major, hope to read at an early date revision, hope that more people benefit. @ but bin [heart]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    才华洋溢的@东方教主 [赞][心][作揖][鲜花][鲜花][鲜花]
[Talented @ eastern leader [who] [heart] [bowing] [flowers] [flowers] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端:
    键盘侠是真的很伤害人
[Keyboard man is really hurts]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

微博搞笑排行榜:
    #看看别人家男朋友#一后高富帅“逆到了天上”,因不堪异地相思,男生假借中秋邀女友来团聚,包了架飞机表白,机舱里贴满对她的情话。女主一出接机口,当场上演求婚大戏,女生说不在乎钻石大小,要个独一无二的,男生就为女主送上浓缩了两人爱情故事的克拉BLOVES定制婚戒,男女主感动落泪 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[Boyfriend # # look at someones home after a Grosvenor LTD handsome inverse to heaven, because so long distance acacia, the boy under the guise of Mid-Autumn festival to invite his girlfriend to reunite, package the aircraft, engine room plastered with a line to her. Tying a pick up mouth, propose staged a drama on the spot, the girl said dont care about the diamond size, have a unique, boys for tying into concentrated the love story of two carat BLOVES custom wedding ring, and the Lord was moved to tears... The full text m. eibo]

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但斌:
    回复@茅台元不算高[心][作揖]@茅台元不算高但总‘’时间的玫瑰‘’我也买了一本,是我最早接触到的价值投资的书!如今在茅台这只股票上大放异彩![good][威武][作揖]@但斌[笑cry]今晚喝了年的茅台!年出版《时间的玫瑰》,岁月蹉跎、岁月如流[心][鲜花]
[Reply @ MAO tai yuan not high [heart] [bowing] @ MAO tai yuan not high but always rose time I also bought a book, is my first contact to the value of the investment book! Now in maotai to shine on this stock! [good] [power] [bowing] @ but bin [laugh cry] drank in maotai tonight! Published in the time of rose, the wasted years, time flies! [heart] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@文博酒店用品[赞][心]@文博酒店用品年看了但总时间的玫瑰,入手茅台,持有至今,书至今保留@但斌[笑cry]今晚喝了年的茅台!年出版《时间的玫瑰》,岁月蹉跎、岁月如流[心][鲜花]
[Reply @ wenbo hotel supplies [who] [heart] @ wenbo hotel supplies in watch the rose, but the total time of maotai, holds by far, the book remains @ but bin [laugh cry] drank in maotai tonight! Published in the time of rose, the wasted years, time flies! [heart] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车:
    #车圈话题# 有钱以后,是先买车还是先买房_____?[笑而不语] ​
[# circle topic # later rich, is the first to buy a car or buy a house _____? [smiling without a word]]

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最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑:
    【日天才少女接连输给中国选手:开始讨厌乒乓球了】世乒赛后,最被日本看好的乒球超新星平野美宇一直走下坡路,遇到中国选手,总是失利。日媒爆料称,她“已经开始讨厌乒乓球了”。PS:月的亚锦赛上,她曾连赢中国三名主力,并称现在完全没“(中国选手)难对付”的想法。tROBkNc ​
[【 genius girl losing Chinese player began to hate table tennis 】 after the world championships, the most favored by Japanese PingQiu supernova has been going down hirano mei yu, Chinese player, always losing. Japanese media outlets reported that she is already hate table tennis. PS on the months Asian championship, she has even won three main forces in China, and now no (Chinas) difficult idea. tROBkNc]

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但斌:
    [心][鲜花][作揖]@蜗牛比较牛是牛叔年的首届私募大会上星光闪烁。@但斌[笑cry]今晚喝了年的茅台!年出版《时间的玫瑰》,岁月蹉跎、岁月如流[心][鲜花]@股道热肠也昨天晚上聚会因为主客不喝酒,主人就没有准备准备茅台酒,但总予以严厉批评。不过今天股票涨的很给力。
[[heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ snail more cows in cattle uncles first private conference stars. @ but bin [laugh cry] drank in maotai tonight! Published in the time of rose, the wasted years, time flies! [heart] [flowers] @ fields is also good Joe yesterday evening party because the host not to drink, master, there is no ready maotai, but always be severely criticized. But today the stock rose very awesome.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【吴青峰再发文痛斥键盘侠:不要对别人指手画脚】月日下午,吴青峰发微博痛斥对别人恶意评论的“键盘侠”↓↓“在你对一件别人的事情进行理由不足的判断以至于恶劣的评论时,请先问问自己”↓↓日,吴青峰也曾发布一则微博讽刺当面一套背后一套的人↓↓tROBhA ​
[【 greeny post again lambasted keyboard man dont take being 】 month days afternoon, greeny tweeting lashing out at the keyboard malicious comments to others left left other peoples thing to make you less reason to determine that the bad comment, please ask yourself left left, down, down greeny has also published a weibo irony in a set of a set of people left behind left tROBhA down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    回复@张家稳[心][作揖]@张家稳《时间的玫瑰》,中国最有预见性和洞察力,且通俗易懂,让很多人都能理解和掌握的一部投资经典![鲜花][心][赞][作揖][微风]@但斌[笑cry]今晚喝了年的茅台!年出版《时间的玫瑰》,岁月蹉跎、岁月如流[心][鲜花]
[Reply @ Zhang Guwen [heart] [bowing] @ Zhang Guwen rose of time, Chinas most predictive and insight, and easy to understand, make a lot of people can understand and master a classic! [a flower] [heart] [who] [bowing] [wind] @ but bin [laugh cry] drank in maotai tonight! Published in the time of rose, the wasted years, time flies! [heart] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    [心]@小朱的价值投资《时间的玫瑰》这本书影响力深远,也可以说我是最直接的受益者。因此,我也曾强烈推荐给做股票的同学和朋友看@但斌今晚喝了年的茅台!年出版《时间的玫瑰》,岁月蹉跎、岁月如流@股道热肠也昨天晚上聚会因为主客不喝酒,主人就没有准备准备茅台酒,但总予以严厉
[[heart] @ the value investment of xiao zhu time of rose this book far-reaching influence, also can say that I am the most direct beneficiaries. Therefore, I strongly recommend to do stock of classmates and friends @ but bin drank in maotai tonight! Published in the time of rose, the years waste, time flies! @ good Joe fields is also the party last night because the host not to drink, master, there is no ready maotai, but always stiff]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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