[笑cry][作揖][心][鲜花]
[[laughing cry] [bowing] [heart] [flowers]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博搞笑排行榜：有道理！[作揖]@一曲疏狂有理有据，棒极了
[Good point! [bowing] @ one song I found, was wonderful]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
优酷：#饭制有毒# 看了上午的耳光（大雾）之歌，很多宝宝都表示，哥哥@潘粤明 实在太凶残了，他怎么能这样对弟弟？其实也不能全怪哥哥，谁让他一直被弟弟坑到死机呢[摊手] #白夜追凶#（CR B站往来亡災 ）#酷剧场# tRXUlXY
[# # rice system toxic watch the box on the ear (fog) morning song, many babies, say brother @ the purpose Too cruel, how could he do this to my brother? Brother is also not entirely to blame, he has always been my brother pit to crash? [stand hand] # white night after fierce # (CR B stand between wu) # # tRXUlXY cool theater]
汽车之家：#家家新车##北汽幻速S#【《新车解密室》 问答带你了解幻速S】在刚刚过去的成都车展上，北汽幻速带来他们的旗舰级SUV车型——幻速S。目前这款车官方只对外亮相了外观，而在本篇文章中，我们带来了关于这款车很多人关注的八个问题，涵盖了量产车的方方面面，接下来让我们走进正文了解一下吧。...全文： m.weibo
[Speed S # # # # every new car baic illusions new solution to the chamber of secrets quiz show you understand the phantom speed S 】 the past chengdu auto show, baic phantom bring their flagship SUV models - the speed S. Now officially unveiled only this car appearance, and in this article, we bring about the car much concern about the eight questions, covers all aspects of the production car, lets walk into the text understanding. ... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#大V侃车# 十一给自己一个放松的空间，去澳洲感受蓝天、白云、大堡礁，呼吸纯净空气，在这里冲上云霄，自由飞翔！@李楠说道 tRXUlVh
[# # give yourself a big V kan car relaxation space, to feel the blue sky, white clouds, the Great Barrier Reef, Australia breathing pure air, here, soaring to fly! @ misia tRXUlVh said]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【樊昊仑曝赫子铭遭何洁家暴 何洁方斥其抹黑造谣！】演员樊昊仑发文称“见证了你们的开始和婚礼，现在又见证子铭被欺负...人在做天在看，别欺人太甚！ ”并晒出赫子铭身上有红痕的照片↓↓疑暗指何洁家暴赫子铭！不过何洁工作室已发声明↓↓强烈谴责其造谣行为。你怎么看？tRXUXyS
[【 FanHaoLun exposure hao ziming he jie to domestic violence He jie fang denounced the discredit rumor! Actor FanHaoLun said the testimony of your start and wedding, now and witnessed the child being bullied... People are doing day watching, dont insult! And the sun hao ziming who have left left yi pictures of red mark implying he jie home BaoHe son Ming! But he jie studio issued statement left left a strong condemnation disinformation. What do you think? tRXUXyS]
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冷笑话精选：虐的一手好狗[允悲]@那年夏天的花菜酱：啊啊啊啊太他妈可爱啦，非常想谈恋爱了！
[Of good dog [allow sad] @ that summer the cauliflower sauce ohoo was fucking cute, really want to fall in love!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
猫扑：【“它把全村儿的鹅都吃了”！贪吃猫头鹰闯村民大棚，偷吃只鹅[喵喵]】月日，黑龙江牡丹江穆棱市，一只猫头鹰钻进村民家养鹅的大棚内，偷吃鹅被抓现行。村民称，猫头鹰已是第三次被自己抓住了！它一共祸害了只鹅。被发现后猫头鹰一脸懵卖萌，最后被放生，这吃的也太胖了吧！tRUbog
[【 it ate the goose village son! Gluttonous owl through the villagers greenhouses, steal to eat goose [meow]] month day, heilongjiang mudanjiang MuLeng city, an owl into villagers domestic geese in greenhouses, caught eating goose. Villagers, said the owl, the third was caught by the oneself! It a total disaster the goose. After the discovery of a face of meng show MOE, owl was finally released, it is already too fat to eat! tRUbog]
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南方都市报：【[泪]洗碗工阿姨街边大哭 陌生路人上前暖心安慰】近日，在上海街头，一位洗碗工阿姨坐在街边一边打电话一边大哭。阿姨说自己在宿舍遭到工友的欺负，才带着包裹出走。几位素不相识的好心人上前询问后，将阿姨送上了公交车，并暖心安慰她。都是打工者，何必互为难！[伤心]（梨视频）tRcpTAd...全文： m.weibo
[[[tears] dishwasher aunt street cry Strange stranger to warm heart comfort 】 recently, the streets in Shanghai, a dishwasher aunt sitting on a street called while crying. Aunt said she was bullied by workers in the dormitory, just run away with the parcel. The man asked a few strangers, aunt will be on the bus, and warm heart to comfort her. Why should are migrant workers, are difficult! [sad] video (pear) tRcpTAd... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：也是很难过了。。成年人还是尽量不要把太小的孩子留在家吧[可怜]
[Also is very sad.. Adults and try not to get too small children stay at home [poor]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
玩转instagram：可以捧在手心上的小狗狗 [心]
[Can hold in the hand heart puppy dog [heart]]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
微博开放平台：一次都还没有骑过共享电动车的小伙伴们，让我看到你们的双手好嘛~~[憧憬] tRXZpMQ
[A hadnt ridden a Shared electric friends, let me see your hands ~ ~ [hope] tRXZpMQ]
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青年时报：【范冰冰和吴磊今天都在杭州路演，邂逅他们的秘籍就在这里了！】史上最拥挤大国庆档马上就要来临，档期内的电影都卯足了劲宣传，杭州作为高票房城市，当然是宣传重地之一。今天，范冰冰和吴磊来杭州分别为《空天猎》和《极致追击》跑路演，今天中午他相继接受了时报记者的采访，并在采访之后，他们依旧...全文： m.weibo
[The fan bingbing and wu lei today roadshow in hangzhou, meet their secrets here! Historys most crowded big National Day coming soon, in the season of movies are bases for propaganda, hangzhou as high box office city, of course, is one of the important propaganda. Today, fan bingbing and wu lei to hangzhou respectively empty day hunting and the extreme pursuit of run roadshows, he successively times reporters interview at noon today, and after the interview, they still... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【男孩被反锁家中 “学动画片”撑折叠伞从楼坠亡[伤心]】日，宝鸡市某小区一岁男童从楼飘窗坠落身亡。经警方初步调查，这是一起意外...事发时家长均在外忙工作，孩子一个人在家看动画片...与父母再见时已是这般模样↓↓tRXzHBU
[The boy was locked in the home learn animation hold folding umbrella of the building fell from [sad]], baoji to a one-year-old boy fall from floor window. Primary investigation by the police, this is an accident... When the parents are busy working outside, children watch cartoons at home alone... Goodbye with parents is so left left tRXzHBU about]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
一块去旅行：加拿大班夫国家公园 | 大山里独特的浪漫。
[Canadas banff national park unique romantic | the mountains. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
优酷：这一期#小手牵小狗# 中，乐乐@青克乐 完全freestyle了！！对于苏菲化的淡妆不满意，自己动手画“贵妃妆”， 但这效果优酷君怎么觉得更像“二人转”呢？[doge]#小手牵小狗#
tRXzjn
[This issue # # hands holding the dog, lele @ green g le completely freestyle!!!!! About Sophie light make-up are not satisfied, diy painting the imperial concubine makeup , but this effect is how to feel more like youku king men? [doge] # # hands holding the dog < br > tRXzjn]
汽车之家：#家家新闻##东风御风S#【售.-.万 东风御风S正式上市】日前，我们从东风汽车官方获悉，东风旗下全新SUV产品——御风S正式上市，新车采用非承载式车身，共有搭载.T柴油发动机的款车型可选，指导价格区间为.-.万元。
[# every news # # east wind s # 【 sales. - East wind S officially listed 】 recently, we learn from dongfeng automobile official, dongfeng new SUV products - wind S officially listed, new car USES a monocoque body, carrying. T model diesel engine which optional, guide the price range for. -. Ten thousand yuan. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#微博交通台# 【宝马司机高速上睡着，被交警查不关车门就逃[笑cry] 】近日湖北高速交警在巡逻时，发现一辆红色宝马停在应急车道，司机正呼呼大睡。交警检查发现，该车前后车牌都用号码贴改动过。司机本来睡得迷迷糊糊，“缓过神”后连车门都没关，开车逃跑。 tRMLS
[# # weibo communication radio [BMW driver was sleeping, high-speed traffic police check none door fled [laugh cry]] in hubei when high-speed traffic police patrol, found a red BMW parked in the emergency lane, the driver is fast asleep. Traffic police inspection found that the car license plate before and after changes with Numbers. The driver had slept in a daze, after slow god did not even shut the door, to drive away. tRMLS]
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微博汽车：#车评精选# 又凶又婀娜，我喜欢~ [哈哈]
[Evaluation of selected # # car was fierce and graceful, I like ~ (ha ha)]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
冷笑话精选：强行装X最为致命！
这张藐视裁判的黄牌吃的不亏[doge]
[Forcibly put X of the most deadly! < br > the contempt of the referees yellow card to eat not kui [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：发表了博文《【黄仁勋北京演讲】GPU帝国启幕，发布可编程AI推理加速器TensorRT（PPT实录）》【黄仁勋北京演讲】GPU帝国启幕，发布可编程AI推理加速器TensorRT（PPT实录）原创tRXPEAm
[Published a blog post the GPU huang Beijing speech 】 【 the empires launch, release accelerator TensorRT programmable AI reasoning (PPT) records GPU empire goes up, huang Beijing speech 】 【 publish programmable AI reasoning accelerator TensorRT original tRXPEAm (PPT) records]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：今天岛国推特热转第一名，一位书法家用毛笔书写了中文汉字“biáng”（源自陕西关中面食biangbiang面），网友都被世上有这种复杂神奇的字震住了...壮哉我大吃货国文化[允悲] tRXPNp
[Island twitter hot today first place, a calligraphers brush to write the Chinese characters biang (from shaanxi guanzhong pasta biangbiang noodles), Internet users are in the world have this kind of complex magical word earthquake live... Zhuang zai I big swathes [allow sad] tRXPNp countries culture]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：羞羞的铁拳剧组@演员艾伦Allen @演员马丽 @薛皓文是我 逗趣来袭~艾伦马丽换身还换心？#大片起来嗨#马丽男子力爆棚，帅气背影杀撩倒万千迷妹~艾伦妩媚大爆发，咬唇撒娇雌雄同体，没想到你是这样的艾伦[允悲] 本周四，上优酷，一定逗到你笑~#艾伦马丽上错身# tRlZB
[Shy of iron cast @ actor actor Mary Allen @ @ Xue Haowen Allen is my funny coming ~ Mary Ellen body also change heart? # # large up hi Mary man force, handsome figure and kill liao pour millions fan sister ~ Allen enchanting outbreak, bite lips are hermaphrodite, didnt think you are so Allen allow sadness on Thursday, youku, must make you laugh ~ # wrong body # tRlZB Mary Ellen]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【“全球最胖女性”去世：体重曾达斤 床上躺了年】日，曾经被称为“全球最胖女性”的埃及姑娘艾提逝世了。据了解，岁的艾提曾重达斤，多年来从未离开家门，直到今年月她来印度做了手术...虽然一下掉了斤，但还是因这项功能无法恢复而遗憾离去↓↓tRsVw
[[ the fat woman in the world death weight of jin Bed], was once known as the most fat woman in the world Egyptian girl she died. It is understood that the ai Ceng Chongda jins, at the age of years never left the house, until this month she coming to India to do the surgery... Although once off jins, but because of the function cannot recover and regret left left tRsVw to leave]
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微博时尚：#nylon尼龙创刊派对# 尼龙中国社团节迎新派对昨晚在京举行，#NYLON开学# 送出中国大学生最好的礼物，享受新生之旅@NYLON_CHINA
[Nylon founded party # # nylon nylon China community festival welcome party held in Beijing last night, the opening # # nylon send the best gift, Chinese college students enjoy new trip @ NYLON_CHINA]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
小野妹子学吐槽：学习了...对照一下自己，就知道现在是哪个阶段了[跪了]
[To learn... Control yourself, you know now is what stage] [kneeling]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
猫扑：【女子隆胸没达效果和丈夫离婚：没感觉了[允悲]】去年，章女士在杭州萧山琦雅医院美容医院做了两个部位的整形手术，她说，手术没做好，自己没感觉了，为此丈夫还和她离了婚。[衰]医院方面称可能是章女士本身不敏感，建议去鉴定敏感度。[挖鼻]L女子隆胸没达效果和丈夫离婚：没感觉了 ...全文： m.weibo
[【 woman breast enhancement effect and no husband divorce didnt feel the [allow sad]] last year, ms chapter hairdressing hospital in hangzhou xiaoshan ji ya hospital made two parts of a plastic surgery, surgery not ready, she says, you dont have the feeling, for this and she divorced her husband. Chapter [failure] hospital claims may be ms itself is not sensitive, suggest to identifying the sensitivity. [dig nose] woman breast enhancement effect and no husband divorce L didnt feel... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：如果线路超过公里，那么你会选择一辆什么车，来完成这次自驾游？告诉我~[并不简单]#大V侃车#
[If the line more than kilometers, then you can choose a what car, to complete the road? Tell me ~ [] are not simple # # V kan car]
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优酷：#优酷蒙面唱将#“爱发呆的红骑士”@陈楚生 寡言少语逼疯@大张伟 ，改编《渺小》被@嘉桦ella 称赞很惊艳，不同于@田喜碧Hebe ，被陈楚生加入摇滚元素后，仿佛能看见一个心中有火的炙热少年。[爱你] #蒙面唱将猜猜猜# 每周日晚优酷全网独播 tRkZKX
[Will # # youku masked sing love stunned the red knight @ Chen chusheng Quiet crazy @ kid, adaptation small was @ jia birch ella praised very jing is colourful, unlike @ Tian Xibi Hebe, was quickly taken to join rock elements, seemed to be able to see a hot young with a fire in my heart. Love you [] # # masked sing will guess every Sunday night youku tech-oriented sowing tRkZKX alone]
玩转instagram：#新四大发明#联名邮票发布，酱婶儿的画风可以说是很有范儿了，就算寄信给国际友人也是炒鸡有面的，就是首先你得有一个国际友人……
[# # signed a new four great inventions of stamps, sauce aunts son of painting can be said to be the rocks a, even if send international friends and Fried chicken have, below is the first thing you have to have a international friends... ]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻#【适配多款车型 第二代盛瑞AT变速箱发布】日前，盛瑞传动股份有限公司在北京正式发布了旗下第二代盛瑞AT变速箱，其将配备电子换挡功能，性能更加稳定，并且将会在未来适配到多款国产车型当中。tRkZCh
[# # every news 【 adaptation model The second generation ChengRui released AT gearbox 】 recently, ChengRui transmission co., LTD. In Beijing officially released the first second generation ChengRui AT transmission, it will be equipped with electronic shift function, more stable performance, and will be adapted to many domestic models in the future. tRkZCh]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
南方都市报：【身残志坚！成都无臂哥卖月饼月销万！你还有什么理由不努力？[赞]】邓力平今年岁，他岁遭遇意外失去双臂，之后他练就如手一般灵巧的双脚，用脚做生意、耍手机、发微信、喊专车、收付款，甚至斗地主。他单月月饼销售额达到万元，成为成都前三甲的月饼经销商。如今，他开始尝试开公司闯荡互联...全文： m.weibo
[【 waist! Brother sell mooncakes on chengdu no arm pin wan! Do you have any reason not to? [who]] li-ping deng years old this year, he encounters accident lost his arms, he practice as nimble as hands feet, doing business with the feet, mobile phone, send WeChat messages, called car, paying, and even fight the landlord. His monthly moon cake sales reached ten thousand yuan, to become the top of the list in chengdu mooncakes dealers. Now, he began to try to start a company make interconnection... The full text m. eibo]
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