2017年9月27日星期三

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冷笑话精选:
    你心里[doge]@赤音羽_hanachan雷克雅未克@TsukiBito牛牛 Rome啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊@mori盐酱日本@竹马亨伦敦@IlllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIII_雷克雅未克 @燕子爪玻利维亚@宅男宅女集中营新西兰!@辣条娘东京!@-氧化CMisaki-赫尔辛基
[Your in the mind [doge] @ red sound plume _hanachan reykjavik @ TsukiBito niuniu Rome agghh sigh agghh ahhh @ @ @ mori salt sauce Japan sweethearts heng London IlllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIII_ reykjavik @ the swallow claw Bolivia @ otaku dont go out for a long time women camps in New Zealand! @ spicy dry tofu niang Tokyo! @ - oxidation CMisaki - Helsinki]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    来一首情歌王吧[允悲]
[Come to a affection singerallow sad]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪汽车:
    爱她就把熊和车一起留下![doge]
[Love her leave bear with car! [doge]]

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音悦台:
    #张杰#宣布娜姐怀孕的喜讯后,快男兄弟们也纷纷送上了祝福,可见大家这么多年的革命情谊真的非同一般。你还记得那些年的吗?那个夏天美好的少年们,前方回忆杀!tRKWqkb 千帆散尽,愿你归来仍是少年[心] ​
[# # zhang jie announced her pregnancy after the good news of the fast men brothers have also on the blessings, visible everybody friendship really unusual for so many years of revolution. Do you still remember those years? The beautiful summer, front memories kill! TRKWqkb thousand sails cleared, let you return is still young [heart]]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

刘彦斌:
    不用很久,股市就会有一波痛不欲生的杀跌 ​​​​! ​
[Not for a long time, the stock market there will be a wave of pain winners! ​]

刘彦斌:
    黄金的价格在美国缩表和加息的背景下,会向美元回撤。 ​
[The price of gold in the United States table and under the background of raising interest rates, retreat to the dollar. ​]

猫扑:
    【新生雨中等待领导检阅 校方:没这体魄军训是失败的[费解]】月日,有网友微博爆料称,陕西国际商贸学院在雨中进行阅兵检阅,领导却姗姗来迟。校方回应称,一周前已经预测了这个,“如果连这个强健的体魄和耐力都没有的话,军训是失败的。”tRavyf ​
[[in the rain waiting for new leadership to review the school not the body military training a failure [difficult]] month day, some netizens weibo revealed that, shaanxi institute of international trade in the rain to parade, the parade is overdue. School officials responded that have predicted the a week ago, if there was not the body and endurance, military training was a failure. tRavyf]

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刘彦斌:
    美国缩表和加息,对美元汇率短中期形成支撑,人民币汇率会向下波动。 ​
[Shrinkage tables and raise interest rates in the United States, the dollar exchange rate middle short supporting, downward fluctuation of RMB exchange rate. ​]

刘彦斌:
    大城市的房价:长期看没有问题,因为城市化远没有结束;但是中期来看,有滞涨和下跌的可能,因为限购、限售、货币收紧和定向加息。 ​
[House prices in big cities long term there is no problem, because urbanization is far from over; But in the medium term, the possibility of stagnation and decline, because is restricted, restricted, monetary tightening and orientation to raise interest rates. ​]

新浪新闻客户端:
    这是开始。。吸牛了??[费解]
[This is the start. Suction cow?? [difficult]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小野妹子学吐槽:
    #代崽卖萌#emmm阴阳师表情包新玩法……一群被教育事业耽误的表情包奇才们@网易阴阳师手游 ​
[# # generation usually show MOE emmm Onmyoji expressions for new style... A group of expression education cause delay package wizards @ netease Onmyoji mobile game]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷:
    #白夜追凶# 弟弟的这句:“我们是警察,我们要守法”,可以说很有哥哥的style了~@白夜追凶 #酷剧场# tRoWGSU ​
[# # white night catch brother of this sentence this is the police, we must obey the law, can say is a style of the elder brother ~ @ cool white night after fierce # # tRoWGSU theatre]

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台# 太恐怖了,货车闯岗撞飞大巴,工作人员仓皇逃离! tRiVli ​
[# # weibo communication radio so scary, truck ran off the bus and at staff flee! tRiVli]

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汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##长安睿骋#【售.-.万元 长安睿骋.T上市】日前我们从官方获悉,长安睿骋.T车型正式上市,新车与现款车型相比最大的区别在于换装了一台最大功率马力的.T发动机,外观和内饰则基本保持一致。据悉,新车此次共推出了款车型,售价区间为.-.万元。 ​
[# every news changan farce import # # # 【 sales. -. Ten thousand yuan Changan farce better. T listed] have we learned from the official that changan farce better. T model formally listed, new car models as cash than the biggest difference lies in the change of a maximum power of horsepower. T engine, exterior and interior are basic consistent. It is understood that the new car has launched model, price range for. -. Ten thousand yuan. ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【重口了...印度男抛妻弃子与牛共住 称把牛排泄物当早餐[费解]】印度一岁男子视牛为亲密家人,更是撇家舍业搬到“宗教营地”,与三只他至爱的母牛,以及其他逾只不同种类动物居住.实拍↓↓甚至每日以牛粪牛尿作早餐↓↓且理由“充分”↓↓并建议大众都应该尝试...tRKBRf ​
[【 heavy mouth... India a man left his wife sacrifice and cattle live said the cow excrement for breakfast [difficult]] India old man see cows as close family, is moved into the cottage to prime industry religious camp, and three of his beloved cows, and other more than different animals live. Film left cow dung cow urine left even with daily breakfast left left and reason full left left and suggests that the public should try... tRKBRf]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

南方都市报:
    #图看中国#【考研进入倒计时 学子“挑灯夜战”楼道苦读 】年研究生入学考试将于月-日进行,在最后不到天时间里,阜阳师范学院西湖校区主楼通道、自习室每天“爆满”。很多同学早上分起床,分开始看书。有些男生为复习,每天睡眠时间甚至不超过个小时。中国网tRKRxz ​
[# # figure to see China 【 grind entered the countdown Students studying burn the midnight oil corridor to 】 in postgraduate entrance examination will be held at the end of month, day, not in the final days, the main channel, the west lake in fuyang normal college campus study room full every day. Points many students get up in the morning, and began to read. Some boys to review, sleep time even no more than a hour every day. Chinese netizens tRKRxz]

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猫扑:
    【小伙高速违章不听劝诫 被开导后趴交警肩膀痛哭】近日,福建一男子骑摩托上高速违章,交警上前劝诫时,他情绪激动。原来,家里工厂倒闭,老婆离去,这些变故让他很压抑。民警劝他,人生的路很长,咱们才出头,这些都是小困难…男子随后趴在交警肩膀上痛哭。[心]tRXNmGc ​
[【 guy high-speed illegally after being enlightened dont listen to your comment on police shoulders cry 】 recently, a man riding a motorcycle on the violation, fujian province, the traffic police to exhort, his emotion. It turns out that factories have closed in the home, the wife went away, these changes made him very depressed. Police advised him, the road of life is very long, lets just s, all of these is a little difficult... Man on the traffic police to cry on your shoulder. [heart] tRXNmGc]

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Autobeta汽车杂志:
    【“你递啊,你伸啊!”好倔强的司机和收费员[摊手]】近日一条司机和高速收费员“对峙”视频广为流传,两人在收费窗口都倔强着不肯把手多伸一厘米,福建省高速公路公司称,收费员遭驾驶员故意捉弄,此前曾多次起身伸手拿卡……对此你怎么看[doge][doge]tRXnGe ​​​
[[ you ah, you stretch! good stubborn drivers and toll collector [stand hand]] has a driver and a high-speed toll collector confrontation video circulated widely, two people in charge the window all the stubborn to refuse to handle more than one centimeter, fujian expressway company, toll collector was deliberately playing tricks on the driver, had got up and took the card many times... What do you think this [doge] [doge] tRXnGe]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【女生搞行为艺术“不穿裤子”上街 路人大哥看到秒傻眼[衰]】日前,有这样几个画面在网络上“火了”:一看起来不到岁的女生,用几张废旧报纸围住上身,兀自走上了街头...原来女孩是看了很多玩“行为艺术”的人都这么做,也想“效仿一下”...一旁大哥这眼神也是出卖一切了↓↓tRKoZtG ​
[The girls play behavior art dont wear pants street walkers eldest brother see second dumbfounded [failure]], a few days ago that the picture on the Internet fire a look less than old girl, with a few old newspapers around waist, opposing took to the streets... The original girl is looking at a lot of play behavior art to do so, also want to follow... Aside the eldest brother which eyes also sell all the left left tRKoZtG]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #疯狂衣橱# 就算财政大权全部上缴,王栎鑫也混的太惨了,同情王栎鑫@王栎鑫 一秒[笑cry]@疯狂衣橱
tRKohjW ​

[# # crazy closet even if fiscal power all turned over, the king oak xin also mixed too miserable, sympathize with wang xin oak @ king oak xin a second [laugh cry] < br > @ crazy almirah tRKohjW]

但斌:
    @东方教主 身份证上取消民族成分,消除政策性的隔阂,给任何想拿民族身份说事的都是釜底抽薪,如此就会避免很多很多的麻烦,希望尽早取消……@爱乐深圳一位北大教授说过,身份证上应该取消民族,目前的做法就是俨然表明了少数民族就是少数民族,与大多数汉族是不同的。而非平等。
[@ hierarch east id on cancel the ethnic composition and eliminate policy barriers, bring any issue of national identity is broken, so you will avoid a lot of trouble, I hope as soon as possible to cancel... @ philharmonic in shenzhen, a Peking University professor said, should cancel the nation on id, it is just like now indicates that the minority is the ethnic minorities, and most of the han nationality is different. Rather than equality.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博汽车:
    #微博汽车趣闻# 葡萄牙有个十字路口,在这里经常发生的车祸,数不胜数。可是最出名的竟然不是高事故率,而是一旦有车祸,就有两只汪星人就会撒欢的跑来围观... [doge] by @欧美前沿 tRZrBl ​
[# # weibo car anecdotes Portugal a crossroads, frequent traffic accident here, endless. But one of the most famous unexpectedly not high accident rate, but once has the accident, there are two Wang Xing man running will thinks watching... [doge] by @ the European and American frontier tRZrBl]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

小野妹子学吐槽:
    人人暴富
[Everyone is rich]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【交警在驴背上贴罚单?造谣者已被拘留】近日,一段交警处罚逆行毛驴车并配有“集宁交警威武”字样的视频在微信上传播,引发热议↓↓经查,视频中部分内容确系交警依法对进入该市市区的一辆畜力车进行劝阻的画面,但其余部分有拼凑恶搞嫌疑↓↓事实也果然如此[摊手]tRKzX ​
[【 traffic police put ticket on a donkey? Rumor mongers are in custody 】 recently, a traffic police punishment retrograde Mao Lvche with words JiNing police power video on WeChat spread, causing heated debate left left as, in the video part of content is in accordance with the law to enter the city the city police to dissuade a animal drawn cart, but the rest of the suspected left left the truth and it happens to piece together a spoof tRKzX [stand hand]]

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新浪汽车:
    @梁嘉彤JIA 把过程完成好,结果重要也不重要,加油,小梁同学! [good]#RaceToWin# #中国车手征战欧洲赛场#@车致 @梁嘉彤JIA  @新浪汽车 连续三周的比赛终于告一段落,不过下一周就是意大利GT锦标赛的收官之战。
[@ Liang Jiatong JIA good finish this process, the result is not important, come on, trabecular classmates! [good] # # RaceToWin# Chinese drivers in Europe to @ # @ car Liang Jiatong JIA @ sina car for three consecutive weeks of games has finally come to an end, but the next week is GT championship battle for MSC in Italy.]

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优酷:
    #优酷文化选修课# 什么是经典歌曲?不是freestyle,而是过了好几十年,仍然能够打动你我的内心。本期#观复嘟嘟#马爷@马未都 讲述首歌的故事:有的把马爷年轻时的梦想诠释到了巅峰,有的让马爷悟出了面对生离死别应有的的态度,也有当年海马歌舞厅里点唱率最高的歌……#文化守夜人# ...全文: m.weibo ​
[What electives # # youku culture is a classic songs? Not freestyle, but over the decades, still be able to impress you my heart. This @ # # view restoring doodle horse ye ma did not, tells the story of the song some horse ye when young of dream interpretation to peak, let some horse ye wu bereavement due attitude, also have the hippocampus dance halls in some of the most requested songs... Cultural night watchman # #... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家:
    #论坛精选日报# 【骑士生活分享 我的轻骑游侠摩托】不知不觉提车已快半年,我从什么都不懂的小白,到克服了正常的摔车恐惧,能勇敢的加大油门向前冲,再到最后,我似乎也开始做到不争,不抢,不急,不躁,做一个淡淡的骑士。传送门:tRKLXj ​
[# # BBS of hits daily [knight life to share My pmtc-jinan ranger motorcycle 】 unknowingly car is almost half a year, I dont understand anything from the small white, to overcome the normal fall down fear, can brave step on the gas rushed forward, and then in the end, I seem to have started to do hard, dont rob, dont worry, not rashness, do a light knight. Portal tRKLXj]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选:
    小奶喵喝奶也太可爱了吧!!!萌出血了都[笑cry]
tRKiaSY ​

[Meow small milk drink milk is too cute!!!!!!!!! Bleeding from the embryonic [laugh cry] < br > tRKiaSY]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    【女子装修新房 工人一锤下去房顶掉下一大包钱】夏女士在装修自己的房子,装修工人在拆天花板时砸下了一包钱。工人试图拿着就走,夏女士见状立即拦下,并要求他们把钱交给公安机关处理。经寻查得知,钱是原房主的父亲藏的,他父亲死时没留下一句遗言,他们只知道有这笔钱,但是没找到,之后就把房子卖...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 women decorate bridal chamber Workers dropped a hammer on the roof to a big bag of money under Ms. Xia in the decorate his own house, decorate worker under the ceiling down to hit the bag of money. Workers tried to take a walk, Ms. Xia said immediately stopped and asked them to give money to the public security organ. The quest that money is collected by the original owners father, his fathers death left a note, only know that they have the money, but did not find, then sell the house... The full text m. eibo]

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金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:喜欢一个女孩有一年了刚开始追她的时候,正好也有一个人在追她,后来我失败了,他们在一起了,但不到一个月他们就分了,而我一直都还在暗恋着她,有时她有问题需要帮助的时候找我帮忙,我都会去帮助她,从她分手后,隔了一段时间,我又开始向她示爱,但是她没接受我,只是说我人挺好...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend like a girl for a year, after her first time, was also a mans running after her, then I failed, they together, but theyll points less than a month, and I have been in unrequited love with her, sometimes she have questions ask me for help when in need of help, I will go to help her, from her breakup, separated by a period of time, I began to love to her, but she didnt accept me, just say Im fine... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:大半年没拍拖,一拍就遇到棘手的问题,今年我岁,我遇到的男生,比我小五年,刚开始没多久,就觉得被压得喘不过气来,过去几段感情,从来没有男生对我那么的认真跟我去谈以后,只有他做到,也只有他一个赠予我戒指,但是慢慢的,我只感受到他的任性,对我的束缚,不让我跟男生出去...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I rectified not dating, re-building difficult problems, I years old this year, I met the boy, younger than me years, just started not long, it is pressed out of breath, over the past several relationship, never boys to me so seriously to talk with me, only he do it, and only he a gift I ring, but slowly, I only feel his capricious, to me, dont let me go out with the boys... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂#【.秒就能让副驾姑娘够嗨】戴好头盔、系好安全带、紧握方向盘,速度与激情上演,这可是.s加速的眩晕![舔屏] tRKMQ ​
[Old driver class # # 【. Seconds to let the passenger girl enough hi 】 wear a good helmet, fasten your seat belt, hold the steering wheel, the speed and passion, this is. S accelerated dizzy! [lick screen] tRKMQ]

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南方都市报:
    【熊孩子从郑州逃学回湖北 被的哥识破后报警称被绑架[允悲]】日清晨,湖北高警随县大队接到报警,一个孩子说自己被绑架了,正在一辆前往河南郑州的出租车上。民警设卡拦截,将该车逼停。但是这件事情有很多疑点解释不通,岁男孩不像被限制了人身自由。原来,这是熊孩子逃学自导绑架案。楚天都市报...全文: m.weibo ​
[[bear children after back from zhengzhou play truant hubeis was the police say was kidnapped [allow sad]], the hubei high p with the county brigade received a report to the police, a child said that he was kidnapped, is a to henan zhengzhou in the taxi. Police set up checked posts interception, to push the car stopped. But it has a lot of suspects explain impassability, old boy dont like being restricting personal freedom. It turns out that this is a bear children play truant homing kidnappings. Chutian metropolis daily... The full text m. eibo]

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但斌:
    回复@我是唐荣[心][赞]@我是唐荣我是少数民族,我赞成。
[Reply @ I am tang rong [heart] [who] @ I am tang rong I am minority, I agree with you.]

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但斌:
    回复@我派大王去养股[赞]@我派大王去养股取消生育、加分等等所有特权,大家相同,才没有异类感觉,才更容易融合,汉族的怨气也会消失,多好![微笑]少数民族地区的汉族尤其期待[鲜花][鲜花]
[Reply @ I sent the king to keep stocks [who] @ I sent the king to keep stock to cancel all privileges, fertility, points, etc. All the same, no different feeling, just easier to fusion, her han will disappear, how nice! [smiles] the minority areas of the han nationality, in particular, looking forward to [a flower] [flowers]]

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