2017年9月30日星期六

Just want to be a beloved clientThis is the Beijing municipal public security bureau official wei

新浪新闻客户端:
    所以你也觉得,儿子明显比爸爸懂事吗?[思考]
[So you also think, son than father sensible? [thinking]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

平安北京:
    【女子如厕回来开车就跑,把丈夫落服务区,交警:回去以后不许吵架哈[哈哈]】近日,山东一对夫妻带娃驾车回家,孩子车上睡着,人轮流到服务区上厕所。妻子回来后将车开走,半路才想起丈夫未上车。网友:怕是个假老婆吧!警察蜀黍提示:国庆长假出行别落东西,更别落了老婆老公孩子爹妈……[笑cry] ...全文: m.weibo ​
[The womens toilet back driving ran, left my husband service area, the traffic police later dont quarrel, (haha) 】 recently, shandong Eva driving a pair of husband and wife brought home, the children fell asleep on the bus, people take turns to the service area to go to the bathroom. After his wife back to car, halfway remembered that her husband did not get on the bus. Net friend even a fake wife! Police sorghum tip National Day long vacation travel, dont fall, dont drop off the wife the husband children parents more... [laughing cry]... The full text m. eibo]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

东方航空:
    【🇨🇳东航飞越国往返.万公里飞赴加勒比岛国救援飓风被困国人】此次任务创造了东航海外应急救援的多个新纪录: ​
[【🇨🇳东航飞越国往返.万公里飞赴加勒比岛国救援飓风被困国人】此次任务创造了东航海外应急救援的多个新纪录: ​]

中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海,是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年,以原东航集团公司为主体,在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合,东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主,通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【两父斗殴 儿淡定观战打够就不打了[并不简单]】月日,河南郑州,两辆小车发生摩擦后,车主在街头斗殴!期间,一名车主的孩子在一旁焦急劝架,另一名车主的孩子则称:别管了,让他们打够就不打了!实拍孩子一副小大人儿的样子↓↓也是令众网友直呼:这孩子将来必成大器!tRQBs ​
[The two parent fights Son calm watching play dont play enough [is not simple]] month day, henan zhengzhou, friction, two car owners in a street fight! During a owners children aside anxious sequel, another child owners say that never mind, let them play dont play enough! Make child a pair of young adult left left and make the netizens call the child will succeed in the future! tRQBs]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

ZAKER:
    【C罗最豪的车!价值万英镑 最高时速公里小时】 C罗最豪的车!价值万英镑 最高时速公里小时。 tRQBOp ​
[[cristiano ronaldos luxury car! Worth thousands of pounds A top speed of km hour 】 cristiano ronaldos luxury car! Worth thousands of pounds A top speed of km hour. tRQBOp]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

新浪新闻客户端:
    你和万之间,难道只差一个老婆?[二哈]
[Between you and the wan, dont need a wife? [two ha]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【浙江后小夫妻斗气 没想到中了万元大奖[二哈]】浙江嘉兴一对新婚小夫妻,丈夫小张是位老彩民,守着号买,一期不落。最近这期开奖,小张因工作忙便让妻子代买...然而此时的小两口还在斗气ing...妻子偏偏要反其道而行,一个“不听话”的操作竟让老公中大奖了↓↓tRQEhZm ​
[The zhejiang after couple of quarrelling Unexpectedly won ten thousand yuan in a lottery,] [two] zhejiang jiaxing a newly-married couple, husband zhang is an old punters, keep the number to purchase, a period. Recently this period of time, zhang because of work busy then let his wife bought... However, at this point in a couple of quarrelling ing... Wife just the opposite, a not obedient operation that took the husband the lottery left left tRQEhZm]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

微博汽车:
    #美出了界#进投票来喽!!!@初晓敏 @胡永平- @淇舒韩舒淇 @王兮兮Shirley @X老司机运营小妹 @张小娴在学习 车圈美女与众不同,等你来打call![耶] @微博族群
[# # beauty out of the world into a vote to!!!!!! @ early XiaoMin @ Hu Yongping - @ q shu han shu qi @ wang xi xi Shirley @ X old driver operating little sister @ however in the learning circle beauty is different, waiting for you to make the call! [and] @ weibo ethnic group]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

优酷:
    #大片起来嗨#@演员艾伦Allen 力证不娘,但是却随着音乐的切换自如转换性别是怎么肥事。自己挖坑给自己跳,这反射弧简直能绕地球两圈。#艾伦马丽上错身# tRQQsAP ​
[# large up hi # @ actor Alan Allen testified that niang, but along with the music of switch freely convert how gender is fat. Digging holes and then jump to oneself, it can reflex arc was two laps around the earth. Wrong body # tRQQsAP # Mary Ellen]

优酷:
    #真港剧反黑# 这个一身正气的陈sir@陳小春 一定不能错过!面对渐渐疯狂的嚣张@張建聲Justin 义正言辞:“你所做的一切,是百分之百的错了!”“只要我还是警察,下次一定不会手软!”Jasper知道爸爸这么帅吗?@反黑OCTB #反黑# tRQnfP ​
[# # from black this Hong Kong dramas with a vital qi Chen Sir @ Chen xiao chun Must not miss! Face grew crazy exorbitant @ Justin cheung Justin righteousness is words everything you do, it is one hundred percent of the wrong! As long as I am police, next time wont be! Jasper know dad so handsome? @ the black OCTB # # tRQnfP from black]

猫扑:
    老师!我家猫不让我写作业 tRQoqC ​
[The teacher! My cat doesnt let me write my homework tRQoqC]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

知乎:
    #知乎圆桌# 【出国在外,有哪些安全知识一定要知道?】钱程:「在美国留学期间,见过、经历过和听说过各种安全事件。去美国留学的安全问题主要可以分为 个部分:人生安全、住房安全、交通安全,我从这 个分类来详细展开一下……」👉tRQnMj ​
[# # zhihu round [go abroad in the outside, must know what are the safety knowledge? Qian Cheng during the period of study in the United States, seen and experienced and heard all sorts of security incidents. The main safety issues to study in the United States can be divided into two parts the life security, housing security, traffic safety, I come from the categories in detail once... 👉tRQnMj ​]

发现更大的世界

汽车之家:
    #家家技术讲堂##上汽通用#【GL的心脏 解析上汽通用新三缸发动机】就在前不久,上汽通用别克品牌发布了两款车型的官图:别克阅朗和别克GL,一款紧凑型旅行车和一款紧凑型MPV,这两款车都是面向家庭用户开发而来。说到这里,你可能就想问了:怎么突然间推出了两款这么“欧洲范”的车型?难道真的是看大...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # # # every technology schoolroom saic gm [GL in the heart of new analytical saic gm three cylinder engine 】 recently, saic gm buick brand released the official figure for the two model buick lang and buick GL, reading a compact wagon and a compact MPV, both models are home user oriented development. Here, you might want to ask how do you suddenly launched so European norm in the two models? Can it really be the big... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    你们四个是不是关系不好[笑cry] ​
[You four are on bad terms [laugh cry]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【女方家两度加价索万彩礼 男方:卖女儿?爱不起!】近日,江苏盐城一对小情侣打算国庆结婚,女方父母却两度加价,彩礼从万加到万,男方最后表示,卖女儿啊?爱不起了...有网友认为,彩礼多少不是重点,重点是女方家长一次次加价,不讲诚信,得寸进尺!你怎么看?[思考]tRQHVXr ​
[The premium cable twice than the family dowry The man sell daughter? Cant afford to love! Recently, jiangsu yancheng National Day a pair of small couples planning to get married, but her parents twice raised the bride price from tens to thousands, the man finally said that sells his daughter? Cant afford to love... Some netizens believe that how much the dowry is not the point, the focus is on her parents and premium, not honest, push your luck! What do you think? [thinking] tRQHVXr]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #爸爸去哪儿第五季# 这位亲肯定是个忠诚的铲屎官吧[哈哈]爸爸去哪儿瞬间变成了法斗滴天下,蠢萌蠢萌的样子好可爱[笑而不语][小黄人高兴]
[# where dad season # the pro must have been a loyal shovel excrement officer (ha ha) dad go instantly turned into a bucket and droplet, stupid stupid good cute [smiling without a word] [yellow people happy]]

微博汽车:
    【就这么走了... [doge]】重庆一名女子,为了赶上即将离站的公交车,竟然在车流中横穿马路狂奔,不幸被一辆轿车擦挂在地,又差点被随后的越野车拦腰压过......越野车司机反应神速,向左猛打方向盘,车轮擦着女子的头发而过,女子从死神手中逃过一劫。 by@交通安全蜀黍 tRNDQD ​
[[go... [doge]] a woman of chongqing, from station to catch the bus, even in traffic crossing the road running, unfortunately by a car as scratches, and almost been middle pressure then suv... Suv drivers reflexes, left on the steering wheel, the wheels rubbed her hair, the woman escaped from death. By maize tRNDQD @ traffic safety]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

冷笑话精选:
    第一次和楼梯相遇的狗子们……
看完后,我一点都想不起来狗子是怎么正常爬楼梯的了[允悲]tRQQJR ​

[For the first time and stair dog met... < br > and after the play is right on the tip of my tongue dog son what is the normal climb stairs [allow sad] tRQQJR]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

平安北京:
    【一图解读,狂犬病的流言与真相[吃惊]】目前,全球有大约个国家或地区中有狂犬病流行,有余个国家和地区消除了由犬类传播给人类的狂犬病。但在中国,狂犬病仍是困扰公众的一个公共卫生威胁。宠物不小心挠到你了,或者咬到你了,这时候该怎么办呢?如果没有出血,要不要去打狂犬疫苗呢?一张长图...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 a figure interpretation, rumors of rabies and truth [surprised]] at present, the global have rabies epidemic in some countries or regions, more than countries and regions to eliminate by the canine rabies spread to humans. But in China, rabies is a public health threat in the public. Pet accidentally scratched to you, or bite you, then what should you do? If there is no bleeding, do you want to make wild dog vaccine? A long figure... The full text m. eibo]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

猫扑:
    【女子求包养被骗万多 “介绍人”诈骗十几名女网友写下多张保证书】深圳的黄女士今年岁,她在微信上认识了同龄的章某后,被对方朋友圈里那些和富豪聚会的内容打动。章某称可以介绍富豪男友给黄女士,配房买车,每月还有万。为此黄女士还签了一份自愿被包养的保证书。但人没介绍,章某以各种理由问...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 woman seeking arrangement were tricked into more than a dozen references fraud female net friend wrote more than guarantee 】 shenzhen ms wong years old this year, she met in WeChat chapter some of the same age, by the other party in the circle of friends and rich the content of the party. Chapter one says can introduce rich boyfriend to ms wong, extensions to buy a car, there are thousands a month. For ms wong also signed a voluntary was kept bond. But people dont introduction, chapter one with all sorts of reason to ask... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

MIUI:
    #MIUI#快如闪电, 基于先进的机器学习和图像识别技术,你可以直接搜索人物、时间、地点、表情、证件甚至截图中的文字,即可快速找到。首次使用此功能时,需要先在“设置→MIUI实验室”中开启。你喜欢这个功能吗? ​
[As quick as lightning, # MIUI# based on advanced machine learning and image recognition technology, you can directly search characters, time, place, expression, certificates, and even screenshots of the text, can quickly find. Use this feature for the first time, the need to open in the Settings - > beautiful MIUI laboratory. Do you like this? ​]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

小米手机:
    【#燃爆.# 小米豪礼狂欢送】.-.期间,小米Max ,小米Note ,小米 ,现货充足,购买还有惊喜礼包!小米商城/小米之家/全网电商(京东天猫苏宁等)小米小店/小米专区专柜同步特惠,多重豪礼燃爆你的八天假期! ​
[【 explosion. # # millet hao li send carnival 】. -. During the millet Max, millet Note, millet, the spot is enough, buy and surprise gift bag! The house of milletmillet mallcut in electricity (jingdong Tmall suning, etc.)millet millet store zone counters synchronous preferential, multiple hao li bums you eight days of vacation! ​]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【市民投诉蛙声扰民 环保局“神回复”竟引得赞声一片[doge]】近日,海南三亚市民通过政府服务热线投诉,称其所住小区河边蛙声吵闹影响休息,当地环保局回应“人是由动物进化而来的,人不应凌驾动物之上”也是看呆众网友↓↓然而这句这还不是最机智的...↓↓tRQWgEA ​
[【 citizen complaint pre-pubescent nuisance environmental protection bureau god replies unexpectedly drew praise a [doge]] recently, the hainan sanya citizens through the government service hotline complaints, said its dwelling district pre-pubescent noise influence to rest by the river, the local environmental protection bureau to respond to people evolved from animals, people should not be above the animals and look for the net friend left left however that this is not the most intelligent... Left left tRQWgEA]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##雅绅特#【采用家族式设计 全新雅绅特官图发布】日前,现代全新一代雅绅特(即北美版全新悦纳)在美国加州橙县国际汽车展上正式亮相,该车采用了全新的家族式设计风格。据悉,新车将于今年秋季在海外开售。tRQjEh ​
[# every news # # # accent [family design Xinya accent all released official figure 】, modern new generation accent (that is, the north American version of the new acceptable) in orange county, California, USA international auto show debut, which USES a new style of family design. The new car will be on sale this fall in overseas. tRQjEh]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

巴曙松:
    tRQOxB 工银国际主办 ​
[TRQOxB icbc international host]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

优酷:
    恭喜@zhuang燕子 名用户获得【vivo全面屏手机X】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRQOSt
[Congratulations @ zhuang swallow users get [vivo full screen mobile phone X]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform Supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRQOSt]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【浙江后小夫妻斗气 没想到中了万元大奖[二哈]】浙江嘉兴一对新婚小夫妻,丈夫小张是位老彩民,守着号买,一期不落。最近这期开奖,小张因工作忙便让妻子代买...然而此时的小两口还在斗气ing...妻子偏偏要反其道而行,一个“不听话”的操作竟让老公中大奖了↓↓tRQpuW ​
[The zhejiang after couple of quarrelling Unexpectedly won ten thousand yuan in a lottery,] [two] zhejiang jiaxing a newly-married couple, husband zhang is an old punters, keep the number to purchase, a period. Recently this period of time, zhang because of work busy then let his wife bought... However, at this point in a couple of quarrelling ing... Wife just the opposite, a not obedient operation that took the husband the lottery left left tRQpuW]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

猫扑:
    【两父斗殴,儿淡定观战:打够就不打了[费解][doge]】月日,河南郑州,两辆小车发生摩擦后,车主在街头斗殴。期间,一名车主的孩子在一旁劝架,另一名车主的孩子则称:别管了,让他们打够就不打了。[允悲]网友:这孩子将来必成大器![笑cry]#父亲斗殴儿淡定观战# tRYE ​
[【 fight two father and son detachment observers play dont play enough [difficult] [doge]] month day, henan zhengzhou, friction, two car owners brawl in the street. During a owners children at a side had been, another owners child, said never mind, let them play dont play enough. [allow sad] netizen the child will succeed in the future! [laughing cry] # # father fight son calm watching tRYE]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

微博汽车:
    安全比什么都重要 @摄影师痞子东 这件事情在拍客群里热议,当大家在赛道上得意于自己抓拍到的“战利品”,当年轻的拍客们一次次尝试“高难度”的拍摄,此时你们就已经站在危险的边缘。还记得跟大叔您一起组织的拍客活动,您当时的善意忠告,如今成为惨痛现实,以此警示大家,不要让惨剧再次发生。
[Safety is more important than anything @ photographer rascal east this matter in making the group discussion, when everyone is proud of himself captured on the track of trophy, when the young geek try difficult shooting over and over again, this time you have been standing on the edge of danger. Remember uncle with you making the activities organized together, you good advice at that time, now become painful reality, to warn you, dont let the tragedy to happen again.]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##用车养车#【不出麻烦就是省钱 国庆假期出行提示】今年国庆假期时间为天,这有史以来最长的假期也激起更多人的出行欲望,根据高德地图交通大数据预测,国庆节期间全国交通形势不容乐观,全国日拥堵里程比去年上升%。月日时开始拥堵程度逐渐上升,月日时至时为出城拥堵峰值,有...全文: m.weibo ​
[# every news # # # car maintain a 【 not out of trouble is to save money National Day holiday travel tips 】 this year National Day holiday time for the day, this holiday will also bring more people to travel the longest desire, according to the traffic data to predict, Scott map during the National Day the national traffic situation is not optimistic, traffic mileage % higher than last year the National Day. Date of congestion levels start to rise, for out of the city traffic peak until February nd, there are... The full text m. eibo]

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[# # from black promised to Hong Kong dramas youku you must see the last, please! Never thought O remember Sir Was like this... Officerallow sad dapeng @ singers but Samuel face big beauty to brace leg press, could you tell me how did you want to... [laughing cry] @ OCTB from black # # tRQKKtp from black]

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    【贵阳一动物园男子扮猴逗虎 网友别忘了八达岭[摊手]】近日,贵阳一男子在动物园里疯狂挑逗老虎,全然不顾他身边不远处“猛兽危险,禁止挑逗”的提示牌!园方称,该男子已三次在动物园逗老虎,监控实录他每次都是龇牙咧嘴上蹿下跳↓↓每次也都是被巡逻人员发现后劝阻...tRQKki ​
[The guiyang a man dress up as monkey tease tiger zoo Net friend dont forget to badaling [stand hand]] recently, guiyang a man crazy tease tiger in the zoo, he does not heed his side not far from the dangerous beasts, no tease sign! The park, said the man had three times made the tiger in the zoo, monitoring records every time he is twisted with up and left left after each are also found by patrol discourage... tRQKki]

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南方都市报:
    【医院门口排长队,大家不为看病只为买月饼[憧憬]】日,中秋佳节临近,贵州的省人民医院门口排起了长长的队伍,这些人不是为了来看病,而是为了吃上一口医院食堂卖的月饼。大家都表示这里的月饼物美价廉,不少人都已经连续好几年都来排队了,有人称花了个多小时才买到。@一手Video ...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 the hospital long queues, everyone not to see the doctor just to buy mooncakes [hope]], the Mid-Autumn festival approaching, lining up at the gate of guizhou province peoples hospital of the team, these people not to see a doctor, but to eat in a hospital cafeteria selling moon cakes. Everybody said the moon cakes are inexpensive and many people are queuing up for many years in a row, has spent more than an hour to buy. @ in Video... The full text m. eibo]

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    双J合体!#林俊杰#助阵#周杰伦#演唱会,这对“电玩友”除了在现场带来《晴天》&《安静》&《修炼爱情》&《最长的电影》的歌曲串烧之外,哥俩居然直接在现场玩起了游戏...[doge]tRQFP ​
[Double J fit! # # # # jj Lin * jay concert, the video games in addition to the scene to bring sunny day & quiet & the science of uniting the love & the longest movie spun, the two brothers had directly in playing games... [doge] tRQFP]

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