2017年9月27日星期三

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

陈旭东:
    [微笑]
[[smiles]]

优酷:
    #跟着吴亦凡free# 优酷独家播出的#吴亦凡# 音乐纪录片《Free》第五集《无经历不嘻哈》正片已上线!在多元文化背景下成长的@Mr_凡先生 ,有着自己独一无二的音乐风格。不追随、不迎合、不将就,快戳链接感受那个最real的吴亦凡吧![爱你]tRnRp ​
[# followed by wu queer free# youku exclusive broadcast # # wu queer music documentary set v of the Free no experience no hip hop feature has been launched! Growth under the multicultural background @ Mr_ Mr Van, have their own unique style of music. Not to follow, not meet, do not do, quick stamp link feel that the most real wu queer! Love you [] tRnRp]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    恭喜这位来店拍照的朋友,获得元红包!明天也继续欢迎各位粉丝来店po图并@ 我,好看就可以拿红包[馋嘴]
[Congratulations to the to store pictures of friends, won the yuan red envelopes! Tomorrow also continue to welcome all of you fans to figure and Po @ me, good-looking can get red packets [available]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

平安北京:
    #平安行动#【监控到位 贼影显形】
[# # peace action [monitoring in place The thief shadow visualization 】]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

一块去旅行:
    全球最美独立书店 | 圣托里尼的亚特兰提斯书店,背靠古老的白色城堡,在爱琴海的怀抱中,在这里晒着暖暖的阳光,撸一只猫,读一本书,倒上一杯酒,这大概便是生活吧! ​​​ ​​​​
[The global best independent bookstores | santorini Atlantis bookstore, back against the old white castle, in the arms of the Aegean sea, bask in the warm sunshine here, lu one cat, read a book, pour a cup of wine, this probably is the life! ​​​ ​​​​]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

ZAKER:
    【楼市的深水炸弹“限售” 炸了 ,炒房客跑不了了】 楼市的深水炸弹“限售” 炸了 ,炒房客跑不了了?“限售”政策有什么好处>详情 tRnFNu ​
[[the property market depth charge restricted Fried, Fried tenant may not be able to run 】 deep housing bomb exploded with restricted, speculators who may not be able to run? What are the advantages of the policy of restricted > details tRnFNu]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

新浪新闻客户端:
    【中科院探空气球飘走两天未找回 悬赏后接多个诈骗电话[摊手]】日,中科院大气物理研究所一课题组在山东济南章丘气象局做实验时,一探空气球因绳索断掉,气球随风飘走↓↓初步判断将落在淄博周村淄川一带,科研人员悬赏找到者元↓↓仪器还未找到,却已接到了多个诈骗电话。tRnudS ​
[The Chinese academy of sciences sounding balloon floated away two days not recovered Followed by multiple reward for fraud phone [stand hand]], a research institute of atmospheric physics of Chinese academy of sciences in shandong jinan chapter grave weather when doing the experiment, a weather balloon because the rope break, the balloon go left left preliminary judgment will fall down in the wind in zibo zhoucun paper studied area, the researchers found the reward for yuan left left instrument has not been found, has got a call from a number of fraud. tRnudS]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

微博搞笑排行榜:
    敲黑板,期中考试来了!其他人来猜!猜对了互粉一下。
[On the blackboard, the mid-term exam is coming! The others to guess! Guessed it when fans each other.]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

汽车之家:
    #家家试驾评测##阿斯顿·马丁#【技术与艺术 试驾阿斯顿·马丁DB V】年,Andy Palmer(安迪 帕尔默) 就任阿斯顿·马丁CEO之后便着手开始施行第二个百年计划。他说“我们要创造史上最漂亮的阿斯顿·马丁”,于是设计团队就带来了DB,也是这个计划中的第一款产品。tRnRo ​
[# every test evaluation # # # aston Martin [drive of aston Martin DB technology and art V] years, Andy Palmer (Andy Palmer) in the aston Martin CEO after then embarked on a second plan in one hundred. He said, we are going to create the most beautiful in the history of the aston Martin, the design team then bring the DB, is also one of the first product of the plan. tRnRo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

知乎:
    「昨天是衡水中学校庆日,这座应试教育体制下诞生的超级中学,素来以铁腕著称。超高的升学率吸引家长把孩子们送往这里,但整齐划一、泯灭个性的管理方式也给学生们带来阴影和负累。当我们走进学生们的真实内心,发现他们建立了一套对抗高压环境的生存策略。」👉tRnRoa ​
[Yesterday is hengshui high school anniversary, the birth of super high school under the exam-oriented education system, who was famous for iron. Ultra high graduation rates to attract parents send children to here, but the uniformity, devoid of personality, management way also bring students shadow and negative tired. When we entered the real heart of the students, found that they established a set of survival strategies against high pressure environment. 👉tRnRoa ​]

发现更大的世界

优酷:
    #超级剧集寻秦记# 你们要的更多“猛料”来了!项少龙X星云“向心” cp隔空尬聊,@陈翔橙 自曝曾被导演“骗”到山沟沟里泡温泉,一不小心还暴露了“陈冰冰”的来历? [doge] @郭晓婷 对“小动物”有蜜汁执念,听说视频里还藏了一颗cp糖的彩蛋,你们发现了没有~[并不简单]#酷剧场# tRaSxqt ​
[# super series found qin # you want to remember more newsworthy come! XiangShaoLong X nebula centripetal cp in conjunction to chat from a distance, @ Chens orange He has been director cheat to spas in gully channel, carelessly also exposed the history of the old ice ice? [doge] @ cristy about animals honeydew obsession, heard in the video also hid a cp sugar eggs, you found no ~ [] are not simple # # tRaSxqt cool theater]

东方航空:
    #MU爱户外# 通往西藏的六条天路,此生一定要走一遍!
tRzgjf ​

[# # MU love outdoor to the six days in Tibet, this life must go again! < br > tRzgjf]

中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海,是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年,以原东航集团公司为主体,在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合,东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主,通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。

猫扑:
    【辅导员要求女生去整理男寝:号召同学们互助】近日,网爆@长春师范大学 一辅导员要求女生去整理男生寝室,称因为是外语学院,女生较多,男生少。对此,该辅导员称,号召同学们互助,学生宿舍卫生是学校评估内容之一,有的男生寝室在收拾之后仍然不合格,于是发通知动员女生帮忙指导。...全文: m.weibo ​
[[instructors asked the girl to arrange male tomb call the students help each other] recently, net detonation @ changchun normal university counselors ask girls to boys dormitory, said because it is foreign language school, girls more, boy. To this, the counselor said, calling for the students help each other, the students dormitory health is one of the school assessment content, some boys dormitory after packing is still not qualified, then send notification to mobilize the girls help guide. ... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

冷笑话精选:
    前两天哥们女友过生日,他给她买了蛋糕 不喜欢,买了鲜花 不喜欢,买了包包 也不喜欢。整个人愁得头发掉了一半……结果她给他看了这个视频,说学习李易峰,女人需要花心思!哥们研究了半天#雀巢咖啡魔法电视机#,跟我说,尼玛哥们要有这心思,当年跟初恋能分手吗??还轮得上她??tRKXOw...全文: m.weibo ​
[Two days before the elder brothers girlfriends birthday, he bought her a cake dont like it, bought flowers dont like it, buy bags also dont like it. The whole half get people worry about losing my hair... As a result, she showed him the video, said li yi feng study, women need to pay attention! Elder brothers study along while TV # # nestle coffee magic, told me, nima elder brothers want to have this idea, that year with the first love can break up?? Also round up her?? TRKXOw... The full text m. eibo]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

微博汽车:
    #敢真由我# 看见辉子我就点进去了,中国有嘻哈一集没落的抱紧我!有态度的Rapper给有态度的车站台,绝配!
[# # dare makoto I saw HuiZi I point in, China has a hip-hop episode decline hold me tight! Have attitude Rapper to have attitude of the station, a piece of my heart!]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

新浪汽车:
    #敢真由我# 我现在正在广州地标建筑——小蛮腰上为大家带来纳智捷 U SUV上市发布会的现场直播。最潮的建筑,搭配“潮酷炫”的车子,可以说是最佳CP了。现场氛围已经嗨翻天,你确定不要来点击直播感受下? tROku . ​
[# # dare makoto I I am guangzhou landmarks, small pretty waist to bring us wisdom jie U SUV market conference broadcast live. The tide of building, tie-in cool boom of the car, can be said to be the best CP. The scene atmosphere is hi, are you sure you dont to click on the live feeling? TROku.]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

新浪新闻客户端:
    对此你想说什么?
[What are you trying to say?]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【北京警方对王宝强前经纪人宋喆 涉嫌职务侵占被批捕】日前,某影视文化工作室向朝阳警方报案称:该工作室总经理宋某等人利用职务之便,将客户支付给工作室的业务款占为己有↓↓月日,平安朝阳通报称,涉嫌职务侵占罪的宋某(男,岁,北京市人)等人已被朝阳检方批准逮捕↓↓tRAvI ​
[The Beijing police to broker 宋喆 before wang baoqiang Suspected of job occupation was arrest 】 a few days ago, a film and television culture studios to chaoyang police said the studio Song Mou and others, taking advantage of ones position, general manager of the customer to pay the business section of studio possess oneself of left left, down, sun said, peace Song Mou suspected of job occupation crime (male, age, Beijing people) and others have been left left tRAvI chaoyang prosecutors approved arrest]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #优酷蒙面唱将#节前送福利啦!眼瞅着中秋节和国庆节就要到了,怎么能少得了优酷君准备的礼物!戳链接参与#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#闯关答题,根据问题从两张图片中选择正确答案,每周成绩排名前十就能获得神秘大奖哦[笑而不语] tRQsH
  ​

[# # youku masked sing will first send the welfare! Eyes watched the Mid-Autumn festival and National Day is coming, how can get youku jun less ready to gift! Poke links involved in # # masked sing will guess to recruit the answer, choose the right answer according to the problems from the two pictures, can get mystery prize weekly scores in the top ten oh [smiling without a word] tRQsH < br >]

猫扑:
    【四川一高校寝室贴门贴拒推销花式“神回复”反套路[笑而不语]】昨日,四川农业大学 晒出一组学校学生为拒绝推销,在寝室门上贴门贴的照片,各类“神回复”引无数网友也纷纷晒出身边的寝室门贴。该校大二学生陈旭春告诉记者:“我们理解发传单做兼职的人,但是我们希望能在传递信息的时候多一点真诚,...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 in sichuan university dormitory door posts refuse to sell the fancy god replies anti routines [smiling without a word]] yesterday, sichuan agricultural university, drying out a group of school students to refuse to sell, put the door on his bedroom door posted photos, all kinds of god replies countless netizens are drying out of the bedroom door to stick around. The school sophomore Chen Xuchun told reporters we understand distributing leaflets to do part-time, but we hope that we can at the time of passing information more sincere,... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

猫扑:
    【警方:宋某等人涉嫌职务侵占罪被批捕】
[[the police Song Mou and others suspected of job occupation crime was arrest 】]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

音悦台:
    #Super Junior#宣布出道十二周年回归,终于等到你![可怜]未来还会有更多个十二年,老少年们继续一起走下去吧tRxE ​
[# Super Junior# announced the debut anniversary regression, finally wait until you! [poor] in the future there will be more a dozen years, old teenagers continue to go down tRxE together]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

冷笑话精选:
    好运@摩羯座的少女阿:希望大家都一夜暴富,睡到想睡的人@大脑切片我相信!
[O good luck @ Capricorn girl I hope everyone is rich, to the people who want to sleep sleep @ brain biopsy I believe!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪新闻客户端:
    假如你遇到这种不文明行为,你会站出来吗?
[If you encounter this kind of uncivilized behavior, will you stand up?]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【公交车老人帮着孩子尿在车内 不文明一幕引热议】月日,在成都公交车上,市民用手机记录下了一段不文明的视频↓↓一名孩子在老人的帮助下,尿在了公交车的垃圾桶内。拍摄这段视频的市民小岳说,这样的一幕着实令她意外↓↓对此你怎么看?tRY ​
[The bus for the old man to help the child urine in car uncivilized act led debate 】 month day, on a bus in chengdu, people use mobile phones to record a uncivilized video left left a child with the help of the old man, the urine in the bus in the trashcan. Filming this video citizens small yue said, such a scene to her accident left left down what do you think of that? The tRY]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【她在公交车爱心座上睡着,手机留字:要让座请叫我[可怜]】月日,台湾网友的一段视频引发大讨论。一位女生在公交车的爱心座上累到睡着,剩下怀中的手机在滚动播放:要让座请叫我。看起来很令人心疼。。。都不容易,但是这个行为必须点赞![心][赞] tRKRfxx ​
[# # weibo communication radio [she seat on the bus love fell asleep, cell phone leave a word please take me to give up her seat [poor]] month, Taiwan netizens a video trigger big discussion. The love of a girl in a bus seat tired to fall asleep, the arms of the mobile phone in the roll play please take me to give up her seat. Look the heartrending... Is not easy, but this behavior must be thumb up! [heart] [who] tRKRfxx]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

知乎:
    「据说……吃了香蕉再吃枣,[doge]能看到人生的走马灯。香蕉和枣同时吃,究竟是什么味道?香蕉和枣,怎么吃才最恶心?为什么会这么恶心?作为严谨的唯物主义者,我们以『臭不臭、怎么更臭、为什么臭』的三步走框架,[并不简单]设计了一系列实验……」👉tRYiz ​
[It is said that...... eat a banana to eat jujube, can see the version of life [doge]. Bananas and dates to eat at the same time, what is the taste? Banana and dates, the most disgusting how to eat? Why so disgusting? As a rigorous materialists, we take smelly smelly, how, why more smells the three steps of framework, [] are not simple to design a series of experiments... 👉tRYiz ​]

发现更大的世界

汽车之家:
    #用车小百科#【自驾出行锦囊 高速路行车这五点很重要】十一长假自驾出行,除了要为你的爱车做检查,还要学会这四招高速行车指南!
[# # car small encyclopedia [drive travel kits highway driving this five important 】 national holiday travel drive, in addition to do check for your car, but also learn that four high-speed guide!]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

ZAKER:
    【乐视网:拟更名为新乐视】 乐视网晚间公告称,拟更名为新乐视。外界普遍认为,或为与乐视非上市体系划清界限>详情 tRjMXs ​
[Le networks quasi renamed nahuy 】 【 networks evening announcement, renamed nahuy view. Is widely expected to draw a line or private and Letv system > tRjMXs for details]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

汽车之家:
    最后的小姐姐真是看一次乐一次[笑cry][笑cry]#开心一乐# #一起聊星座#
[Finally the little sister is so the music once a [laugh cry] [laugh cry] # happiness for a # # # together talking about constellation]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

平安北京:
    [话筒]#情况通报#
[Conditions about [] phone # #]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

新浪新闻客户端:
    [费解][费解][费解]
[[difficult] [difficult] [difficult]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:跟相亲男认识了.个月,每天晚上都会聊天,但仅限于晚上下班到差不多点这段时间,感觉男生不是那种热情的人,也不是那种会聊天的人,算是直男吧,但有时感觉他对我好像并不太在乎。又会觉得他不像在敷衍,有点困惑,不知该不该继续了解下去,不了解怕自己后悔,怎么样才能衡量这个...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend dating men met. Months, every night to chat, but only in the evening after work to the point about this period of time, feel the boy is not that kind of enthusiastic people, also is not the kind of person who can chat, be straight, but sometimes I feel he dont too care about to me. Would think he doesnt like in a perfunctory, just a little bit confused, I do not know should continue to learn, do not understand afraid you regret, how to measure the... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【这嫌疑人挺逍遥!偷盗后就去宾馆开房干这事[汗]】去年年底开始,安徽马鞍山市接连发生门面房被盗案件,有人专门趁夜间悄悄潜入沿街的门面房盗窃财物↓↓一处监控记录了嫌疑人是如何实施盗窃的↓↓警方调查后发现,男子每次盗窃后都会去开房,而男子被抓时还在开房干这事儿↓↓tRuV ​
[Pretty easy! This suspect theft to the hotel after check in do it [Mr Khan]] at the end of last year, anhui maanshan spells appearance room theft case, someone special while quietly into the street at night appearance room stolen property left left is how to implement a monitoring records the suspect theft left left after the police investigation found that man every time after the theft to check in, and when the man was caught in the open building left left tRuV down for it]

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    #金山夜话# tRIDl ​
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首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

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