2017年9月24日星期日

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但斌:
    @熊拉多纳:只是伊拉克的库族公投,他们是希望在整个库尔德人的区域独立建国,这涉及到土耳其,叙利亚,伊拉克和伊朗的领土,这又得搞得血雨腥风了!
[@ bears pull many na just Iraq library families of the referendum, they are the hope in the Kurdish regions independence, it involves in Turkey, Syria, Iraq and Irans territory, it must make a bloody again!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @蔡志群追求理性:支持库尔德对抗伊世界
[@ Cai Zhiqun pursuit of rational support the Kurdish against the world]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端:
    这对真的是将对方当成最大的仇人...
[This really is to each other as one of the biggest enemy...]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

知乎:
    #知食堂好奇开店# 知乎和 @饿了么网上订餐 一起开的知食堂今天最后一天营业啦!你来了吗?[哆啦A梦微笑]还想喝一瓶「可以喝的墨水」! tzLKQs ​
[# # know canteen curiosity shop zhihu with @ hungry? Online reservation open know canteen today the last day of the business! Are you coming? [doraemon smile] would also like to drink A bottle of ink can drink! tzLKQs]

发现更大的世界

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【刘洲成前妻否认做假口供 斥其爱卖人设】日,刘洲成前妻林苗再发长文回应“被家暴离婚”一事,并晒出相关截图↓↓称家暴属实,自己刚爆料时#刘洲成#曾私信自己想言和↓↓长文要点已经帮大家整理好了↓↓tRcuwH ​
[【 Kenny into his ex-wife denied do selling one false confession to the love 】, Kenny into his ex-wife Lin Miao again hair long to respond to domestic abuse divorce, and the sun related screenshot left left domestic abuse is true, according to # # Kenny when he just broke into had direct messages you want to and have help you tidy up the left left long points left left tRcuwH]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    转:世界上最勤奋的人已经老了

美国《华尔街日报》文章说,世界上有群最勤奋的人,他们是中国的下乡知青、高考学子、出国留学生、下海闯荡的和进城务工的,短短二十多年创造了世界奇迹,把一个几乎最落后的中国变成经济总量世界第二;文章最后还问:“中国还有这么勤奋的人吗?”
的...全文: m.weibo ​

[ the most diligent person in the world already old < br > < br > in the United States said the Wall Street journal article, a group of the most diligent man in the world, they are Chinas rural educated youth, students in the college entrance examination, students abroad, the sea adventure HeJinCheng migrant workers, a short span of twenty years created a miracle in the world, and an almost the most backward China into second in the world economy; Finally asked China has so hard? < br >... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

失足少女m:
    路过无数次的地方隐藏着许知远的单向空间
而我在挑到书找到座位点了杯果茶翻开书的第二页时
困蒙圈了 tRXhDjl ​

[Countless places hidden Xu Zhiyuan one-way space < br > I found in you can find the book seat and ordered a cup of tea when opened the book and the second page of the < br > stuck up for a circle tRXhDjl]

南方都市报:
    【这是只一本正经的司机汪[doge]】汪星人被独自丢在车里,困到打哈欠也不见主人的影子,只能狂按起了汽车喇叭:再不上车我先回家啦[二哈]梨视频tRyfTDN ​
[This is only a formal driver wang [doge]] Wang Xing man was alone in the car, stuck to the yawning also not see the shadow of the master, only crazy by the car horn dont get on the bus I first home video ha] [two pear tRyfTDN]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

小野妹子学吐槽:
    [跪了]@真的超爱吃:没错 化妆的时候还 啊啊啊烦死了麻烦死了 but 脚踏出门的那一刻哈哈哈嘿哈哈要粗去玩了欧耶
[] [kneeling @ really loves to eat yes makeup also ahhh annoyed when trouble is dead but pedal go out the moment ha ha ha hey ha ha to coarse to play oh yeah]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:如何看待男女互相辱骂,大打出手,这样的两个人该如何相处。女方如今怀孕中被男方扇了耳光,女方情绪太激动,抓住男方衣服。后来女方因不服孕期被打,还击,拿男方练手臂的健身器材狠狠打男方并扇男方耳光,这样算不算家暴。孕前也有类似的事,男方动过手,女方动过刀伤了男方手臂,...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend what about the men and women abuse each other, fighting, the two people how to get along with. The woman now pregnant by the man in the fan a slap in the face, the woman too emotional, grabbed the man clothes. Because then the woman refuses to pregnancy was hit, fight back, practice arm of fitness equipment with the man smite the man and the man a slap in the face, such calculating do not calculate domestic violence. Pregnancy has a similar thing, the man is making, the woman had cuts the mans arm,... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

音悦台:
    “为什么当我推开门 他没有来拉住我
他还不懂 还是不懂
离开是想要被挽留
如果开口那只是我要来的温柔”
tRcAOZz
来自音乐节的大合唱,超好听~~~[心] ​

[Why, when I pushed the door open He doesnt have to hold me < br > he doesnt understand or not understand < br > to leave is to retain the < br > if its just I want to tender opening < br > tRcAOZz < br > from chorus festival, really great ~ ~ ~ [heart]]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

新浪新闻客户端:
    大新哥粉丝还有十秒钟到战场。。[doge]
[There are ten seconds to the battlefield. The elder brother of the dah sing fans. [doge]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌:
    库尔德月日要举行独立公投,周边国家强烈反对,只有以色列支持。库尔德族一个苦难的民族,个人支持库尔德独立建国!估计,独立建国又会引起中东地区的血雨腥风。 ​
[The month to hold a referendum on independence, neighboring countries opposed, only support of Israel. Kurdish a suffering nation, personal support Kurdish independence! Estimates, independence and can cause bloody in the Middle East. ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【王思聪房祖名同框被拍!站人群中低调看演出[并不简单]】日晚,有网友爆料称,在北京某购物中心偶遇王思聪和房祖名!该网友还兴奋写道“第二次在芳草地遇到老公王思聪”↓↓王、房二人同框看秀各有各的低调↓↓然而这已不是二人同框第一次被“抓包”↓↓tRcwWg ​
[【 sicong jaycee chan with box being taken! Stand in the crowd quietly watch the performance isnt a simple []] Friday night, a netizen has said that a shopping center in Beijing encounter sicong and jaycee chan!!! The net friend also excited wrote second encountered in yerba buena husband sicong left left the king, with box to see two people show each have each low-key left left but this is not the first time that two people with box was left left tRcwWg caught]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    @赌石赌对了叫点石成金我们做了什么?@-作家郭延@美国大兵净多 当我身着军服的时候别说我没钱付账,就是正常排队,后面的人主动要求帮我结账的几率也很高,买午餐之类也经常被商家免单。上飞机甚至会遇到头等舱乘客要求和你换坐。美国人对军人的尊重是个特殊文化。
[@ bet stone bet to call the Midas touch we do? @ - net writer Guo Yan @ American soldiers When Im dressed in military uniforms, dont say I have no money to pay bills, is normal queue, the people behind volunteered to help me to check out at a high risk of, such as buying lunch often also are free of charge. On a plane and even met first class passenger demand and you sit in. Americans respect for the military is a special culture.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

杨幂:
    @setinna 孙婷你真美[憧憬]你要幸福哦[憧憬] ​
[@ setinna Sun Ting you beautiful [hope] you want happiness oh [hope]]

这里有一只狐狸,幸福,感恩,知足,爱~><

但斌:
    @赌石赌对了叫点石成金都要血流成河方醒?@人畜无害小豌豆血的代价换来的教训[微笑]@西西福厮新疆现在形势已经开始好转了。@中科大胡不归干得漂亮,全国推广!
[@ bet stone bet on the Midas touch to the blood become river side wake? @ harmless little peas the lessons of the cost of blood [smiles] @ cc f fellow xinjiang now the situation has begun to improve. @ USTC hu not well done, the promotion!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    国教?[怒][挤眼]@任仁雄@夜道@共青团中央 @老曾阿牛古有邯郸学步,今有邯郸学教?@NichularTes @不死的雪风号 @阿勒泰公安在线 @昆明发布 @科罗廖夫 @释老毛
[Church of England? [anger] [eye] @ Ren Renxiong @ @ night road, the communist youth league central @ old pig ancient handan toddlers, this is handan learning to teach? @ NichularTes @ undead snow kunming public security online @ # @ wind altay issued @ korolev @ interpretation of the old coat]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@天哥解股[赞]@天哥解股蜂蜜糕,蜂蜜糖,小孩吃喽不尿床。蜂蜜糕、蜂蜜糖,又甜又酥赛冰糖。买的买,捎的捎,都来尝俺的蜂蜜糕。
[Solve brother reply @ day [who] @ day elder brother solution shares honey cake, honey, sugar, kids dont wet the bed. Honey cake, honey, sugar, sugar is sweet and crisp. Buy buy, take, take the all to taste my honey cake.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@运动风筝[赞]@运动风筝鹤壁的老冯吗
[Reply @ kite [who] @ sport kite laofeng hebi]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端:
    据悉,近来瑞安因机组人员扎堆休年假,已取消架次航班。[doge]
[It is reported that recently Ryan for crew cluster Hugh annual leave, cancelled flights. [doge]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

优酷:
    秀场上@金大川 目光如炬,气场十足,节目中搭档 @辣目洋子 帅气迷人,男友力爆表!问题来了,你喜欢哪个组合?[doge]#疯狂衣橱# 每周二晚优酷全网独播,还没看的快来呀! ​
[Show @ Jin Dachuan farsighted, aura, show partner @ hot yoko ono Handsome, charming, her boyfriend extraordinary! Which combination problem is coming, do you like? [doge] # # crazy wardrobe every Tuesday night youku so alone, also didnt see come on! ​]

猫扑:
    【女生寝室断水,学长排长龙帮打开水[心]】月日,安徽安庆,某高校部分女生寝室因停电没有开水,附近寝室的“暖男”学长们排长队,帮女生们打开水。人均打瓶水左右,有一人甚至打了十几瓶。场面十分和谐。[doge]tRbgkp ​
[The girls dormitory without water, senior lines to help open the water [heart]] month day, anqing in anhui, a part of colleges and universities girl dormitory due to power outages have no boiled water, dormitory near seniors lines sunshine boy, to help the girls to open water. One dozen bottles of water per person, and even played a dozen bottles. The scene is very harmonious. [doge] tRbgkp]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

冷笑话精选:
    周末赖床的你……
tRchyi ​

[Stay in bed at the weekend you... < br > tRchyi]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【什么?这家公司加班天给万!然而员工回复得更霸气...[并不简单]】爱尔兰瑞安航空致信飞行员,机长年内同意加班天,可一次性获得.万欧元(约合.万元人民币)奖金,但要保证完成以下三个“硬性要求”↓↓不料如此诱人报酬却遭飞行员代表直接回怼↓↓这是为啥?[允悲]tRcPFlH ​
[【 what? The company to work overtime day to all! However staff reply more swagger... [] are not simple 】 the Irish ryanair wrote a letter to the pilot, the captain agreed to work overtime day of the year, can be a one-time. Thousands of euros (about ten thousand yuan), but make sure to complete the following three requirements of hard left left but so attractive remuneration by pilot representative directly back to Dui left left is this why? [allow sad] tRcPFlH]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

巴曙松:
    什么在涨,什么在跌? ​
[What is inflation, in the fall? ​]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:女友玩yy,现在两个人异地,感觉她越来越注重yy,忽视我了,她为了我辞去了工作,我每个月给她养她,今天我偷偷注册了yy号,看她和那些土豪游客聊天,都是聊的很骚气,自己装可怜撩其他男人,又什么么么哒,抱抱什么的,可能这没什么,但是我给不了她这些,她和我说话从来没有这...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend girlfriend to play yy, now long distance between two people, feel she is more and more attention to yy, ignore me, she resigned his job for me, I gave her a every month, today I secretly registered yy number, look at her and the local tyrants visitors to chat, are talking very SAO, his pathetic pulled the other men, and what mua, hug, may be its nothing, but I can not give her this, she spoke to me never this... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# tRcvhNP ​
[# # jinshan night tRcvhNP]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活# 原来汽车可以这样使用[doge][喵喵][跪了]tRymzxP ​
[# # the original cars can travel life such use [doge] [meow]] [kneeling tRymzxP]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

优酷:
    #青春旅社##景甜青春旅社#get一只力气甜@景甜 ,大甜甜这一出场搏斗行李箱的画风,那可是妥妥滴女汉纸呢,速来围观!
tRtXAlo ​

[# # # # youth hostel scene sweet youth hostel get a sweet @ scene sweet effort, big sweet this fighting style of the case, thats no problem drip female han paper, speed to watch! < br > tRtXAlo]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国一位老爸表示,一看家里的抱枕,就知道自家孩子刚被妈妈骂哭了[允悲][允悲][允悲] ​
[Island, one dad said at home hold pillow in the arms, will know that your child has just been mom scold cry [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    @为自己唱赞歌转发微博
[@ hymn forwarding microblogging for himself]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【超厉害!西财军训汇演现“活字印刷表演”[吃惊]】日,西安财经学院举行军训汇演,在哨令下,同学们靠“肉体”将军训方阵展现出各种样式:时间倒数、英文、中文,五角星...每一次变换都包含着深刻的寓意↓↓好似活字印刷!看过都惊呼“这也太整齐了吧!”一睹为快↓↓tRtDsm ​
[【 super good! West rich military training performance is printing performance [surprised]], xi an institute of finance and economics at military training performance, under the whistle to make military training students on the body will square show various styles last time, English, Chinese, five-pointed star... Every transformation contains profound moral left left like movable type. Read all exclaim, this is too neat! The day ends left left tRtDsm]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    @张洲大家觉得这人飘哪去了?看见飞机以后会不会飘向太空呢。。。@人见人爱的肉唐僧 情何以堪……
[@ cheung chau where do you think this man gone with the wind? Saw the plane after going into space... Tangs monk @ everybody like meat What about me...]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @凯恩斯假冒我们头像的骗子很多,大家注意识别
[@ John Maynard Keynes counterfeit we face a lot, attention to identify]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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