【女子如厕回来开车就跑，把丈夫落服务区，交警：回去以后不许吵架哈[哈哈]】月日，山东莱芜，一对夫妻带娃驾车回家，孩子车上睡着，人轮流到服务区上厕所。妻子回来后将车开走，半路才想起丈夫未上车。网友：怕是个假老婆吧！via.梨视频tRoGova
[The womens toilet back driving ran, left my husband service area, the traffic police later dont quarrel, [ha ha]] month day, shandong laiwu, a pair of husband and wife take Eva driving home, the child fell asleep on the bus, people take turns to the service area to go to the bathroom. After his wife back to car, halfway remembered that her husband did not get on the bus. Net friend even a fake wife! Via the pear video tRoGova]
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一块去旅行：陕西延安甘泉峡谷 | 大自然的鬼斧神工。
[Shaanxi yan an | oasis canyon guifushengong nature. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
小浪同学爱吐槽：【网友惊见神秘女子每晚定时上吊 真相更让人崩溃】近日，有网友PO出一段恐怖视频引发热议↓↓视频中，我们可以看到一名身穿睡衣的女子疑似在窗边上吊，身体一动也不动地盯着经过的民众↓↓据了解，随后对面的邻居吓得报警处理，没想到警察到场后才发现，上吊女子真相竟然是……tRCMq
[【 netizen surprised to see a mysterious woman every night time commit suicide by hanging the truth more let person collapse 】 recently, some netizens PO out a terrorist video triggered heated debate left left in the video, we can see a woman wearing pajamas suspected hanged in window edge, the body did not move to stare at the passing people left left we have learned, then the opposite neighbours frighten alarm processing, unexpectedly discovered after police arrived, the hanged woman the truth turned out to be... tRCMq]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：不要犹豫，秒钟说出一个你最喜欢主角的名字[并不简单]
[Dont hesitate, the second name your favorite hero a [] are not simple]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：在这一期#小手牵小狗#中，萌娃们化身实力模特，T台走秀。女人性格的乐哥@青克乐 今晚完美诠释人设。[doge]还有道格师父@羅志祥 的《精舞门》bgm ，优酷君要给后期一万个好评！@小手牵小狗 #青克乐小手牵小狗#
tRKtlq
[In this issue # # hands holding the dog, the embodiment of Eva the strength model, the catwalk shows. Elder brother @ green gram woman of character Perfect people tonight. [doge] and doug master @ show pure dance door BGM, youku jun to late ten thousand high praise! # @ hands holding the puppy blue g le hand holding the dog # < br > tRKtlq]
汽车之家：#夜福利# 英国绅士 阿斯顿·马丁DB
[Welfare # # night English gentleman aston Martin DB]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
但斌：发表了博文《大战随时被引爆，最新公投结果出炉，土伊等国开始战备》大战随时被引爆，最新公投结果出炉，土伊等国开始战备+--+九龙军事+花儿街情报+伊拉克库尔德区当地媒体Rudaw电视台tRCiqrp
[Published the post war detonated at any time, the latest referendum results, soil in Iraq and other countries began to combat readiness war detonated at any time, the latest referendum results, soil, and other countries began to combat readiness + - + military intelligence + + flowers street, Kowloon Iraqs Kurdish region, local media tRCiqrp Rudaw television]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
薛蛮子：分享图片
[Share photos]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
新沐sunshine：@凉茶loveV_V好用心的文[心][心][心]
[@ cool tea loveV_V good intentions [heart] [heart] [heart]]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新浪汽车：#出行生活#【违章小伙被感动 趴交警肩膀痛哭】近日，莆田高速交警发现一男子骑摩托车上高速，上前劝诫时，男子情绪激动，丢下摩托车要走。原来，小伙家里的工厂倒闭，老婆离他而去，这些突如其来的变故，让他很压抑。民警的安慰让小伙倍受感动，趴在交警肩膀上痛哭。[抱抱] tRKiIS
[# # travel life 【 illegal guy On the traffic police shoulders cry 】 recently, putian high-speed traffic police found a man ride a motorcycle on a high speed, to exhortation, mens emotional, drop the motorcycle to go. It turns out that guy of factories have closed in the home, his wife left him, these sudden changes, made him very depressed. Police comfort let guy high-tea, on the traffic police to cry on your shoulder. [hug] tRKiIS]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【独眼畸形小猪诞生 头上长一根疑似生殖器的角】近日广西南宁出生了一只畸形小猪，不但只长了一只眼睛，头部还长了疑似生殖器的角↓↓这只奇怪的小猪引来了当地村民的围观，只见小猪不断地哭叫、乱动。但很可惜，还是在出生几个小时后夭折↓↓tRCVMh
[【 cyclopia pig was born A long suspected genital Angle 】 recently in guangxi nanning was born a misshapen pig, not only only one eye, the head also long suspected genital Angle left left this strange only pig drew down the local villagers, only constantly crying, fiddle with the pig. But unfortunately, or after a few hours of being born left left tRCVMh down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：【“小孩公交车上尿到垃圾桶”引争议】日，成都一辆公交车上，一名孩子在老人的帮助下，尿在了公交车的垃圾桶内。乘客称孩子的排泄物可能会溅到垃圾桶外，且易引起模仿，家长不该如此随便。但也有网友表示，孩子小，确实尿急，也没办法。tRacDMX
[【 child urine on a bus to the trash can contentious 】, chengdu on a bus, a child with the help of the old man, the urine in the bus in the trashcan. Passengers said the childs excrement may splash into the trash can, and easy cause imitation, parents shouldnt be so casually. But there is a net friend said, small children, is really urgency, didnt also the way. tRacDMX]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
薛蛮子：『【一点资讯】李牧』tRCzmUu
[[information] Li Mu tRCzmUu.]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
小野妹子学吐槽：#吃货优鲜# 饭局明星集体出动，玩狼人杀和吃大闸蟹，我们都是认真的！#大蟹天下#
[Fresh # # version best meal star group, playing a werewolf kill and eat hairy crabs, all of us are serious! # big crab world #]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：一汽丰田锐志停产了，你觉得可惜吗？[伤心]
[Faw Toyota reiz discontinued, you feel pity? [sad]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
新沐sunshine：盼望演员薇@濛濛雨-彬彬鱼告别店长薇，才能迎接演员薇[爱你]
[Look forward to actor eu @ mizzle - say goodbye to the manager eu was fish, to meet the actors eulove you]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新沐sunshine：@记性不好的鱼VM实至名归。
[VM @ have a bad memory of the fish.]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
小浪同学爱吐槽：【聋哑女遭亲姐反虐待年整 瘦如饿鬼脑袋长瘤】美国一名狠心女子将聋哑智障的亲妹妹锁在家中壁橱里长达年，每天只提供极少量的食物和饮水用以维持生命↓↓幸亏一名好心的勤杂工发现了秘密并报警，身体极度虚弱的聋哑妹妹才被解救↓↓近日，这名恶毒姐姐面临的监禁达↓↓tRCUXQ
[The deaf girl was close elder sister the abuse in the whole Long thin like a hungry ghost head tumor 】 the United States a cruel woman locked deaf disabled sister at home closet for years, every day provide only very small amounts of food and water to maintain life left left fortunately discovered a secret and report to the police office, a kind-hearted, extremely weak deaf-mute sisters left left has to be rescued, the evil sister left left tRCUXQ face prison]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：发表了博文《李迅雷专栏丨民间投资增速从%回落到%说明了什么》tRCyYy
[Published the post Li Xunlei column 丨 folk investment growth from what % % back to illustrate the tRCyYy]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：发表了博文《从+DuerOS+说起：语音智能技术的认知、落地和未来》从+DuerOS+说起：语音智能技术的认知、落地和未来+原创+--+最「硬」的+深圳湾+Anker+搭载+DuerOtRCNnl
[Published a blog post from the + DuerOS + voice the cognitive intelligence technology, and the future from the + DuerOS + the cognitive speech intelligence technology, and the future original + + - + the hard + Anker + with + + shenzhen bay DuerOtRCNnl]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：小朋友，你花那么多钱来看周杰伦演唱会到底是为了什么啊？[笑cry]tRCdXc
[Kid, you spend so much money to see jays concert is for the sake of what? [laughing cry] tRCdXc]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
猫扑：【他的车被奔驰撞了我宾利,赔得起吗】月日凌晨，台北一位岁车主开着价值多万的奔驰，弯腰捡手机，结果车一头撞上路边价值百万的宾利。宾利车平时都停车库，第一次停路边就被撞，车主傻眼：你有钱赔吗？tRXVN
[His car was hit by a Mercedes I bentley, compensate afford?] month day early morning, Taipei owners open value more than the age of a Mercedes, bent down to pick up a cell phone, the car crashed into the side of the road millions of bentley. The bentley usual parking garage, get hit on by the road, his first stop owners dumbfounded you have the money to compensate? tRXVN]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
陈旭东：这个戒烟广告 tRWxpIF tRCKGy
[The anti-smoking ads tRWxpIF tRCKGy]
新浪新闻客户端：【动物保护主义者街头上演“屠宰场”：捆绑鞭打用烙铁烫身体[吃惊]】月日，哥伦比亚卡利，动物保护主义者在街头举行抗议活动。成员来自动物保护组织“Life”，通过捆绑、鞭打及用烙铁烫身体等形式，呼吁人们抵制肉类及乳制品消费。tRorgOc
[The animal protection activists staged street slaughterhouse bind whipped with iron iron body [surprised]] month day, Colombia Cali, animal protection activists protested in the street. Members from animal protection organizations Life, by bundling, and in the form of a soldering iron very hot body, urging people to resist meat and dairy consumption. tRorgOc]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小野妹子学吐槽：怀着一腔热情背井离乡奔波在一个繁华的城市，无数汗水和泪水，只为了能有一天成为亲人眼中的骄傲。
夜深人静的时候，你是否开始想念家里老妈可口的饭菜。
这个中秋，没有什么理由再阻止你回家的步伐，让九阳给你更多美味陪伴，九阳#苏宁易购超级品牌日#，#团圆食光#，就爱吃家乡味。 ...全文： m.weibo
[With enthusiasm exile rush about in a busy city, countless sweat, and tears, in order to have only one day become close relatives in the eyes of pride. < br > in the dead of night, do you miss home mom and delicious food. < br > the Mid-Autumn festival, there is no reason to stop the pace of you home, let the sun give you more delicious company, sun # Su Ningyi purchase super brand, #, # # reunion to eat light, love to eat home. ... The full text m. eibo]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：#白夜追凶#周队@王泷正 在剧里面真的是纯吃货无疑了，国际认证，走到哪儿吃到哪儿，剧组的泡面都是他一个人吃光的吧[允悲]旁边那位大叔的眼神亮了，全程盯着泡面，优酷君都看饿了，演技好评[笑而不语]@白夜追凶 #酷剧场# tRoYqi
[@ # # white night catch weeks team Long is king In drama, really is a pure version, the international certification, go to where to eat, the cast of the instant noodles is he a person ate it [allow sad] next to the uncles eyes lit up, staring at the bubble surface, youku jun look hungry, the acting high praise [smiling without a word] # @ # white night after fierce cool theater tRoYqi]
新浪汽车：#车圈话题#谈恋爱就像开车，出了事情，新司机只会打电话找人哭，老司机换上备胎就继续上路了。 [微笑] [拜拜]
[# #.so topic in a relationship is like driving a car, a thing, a new driver will only make a phone call for someone to cry, old driver change into spare tire is continue to hit the road. [smiles] [bynum]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家：#家家试驾评测##斯柯达#【瞄准新细分市场 试驾斯柯达明锐旅行版】之前出过静态解读，这车重点在实用性，这次重点是动态驾驶感受。相比较海外版本车型，明锐旅行版没有了独立后悬架，并且没有装备四驱系统，动力系统方面它只装备了一台.t的发动机。.T配速DSG开着很熟悉，动力表现还不错，变速箱换...全文： m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # # skoda 【 aim at new market segment Test drive the skoda Octavia travel version 】 before been static interpretation, the car key in the practicability, the focus on dynamic driving experience. Compared with overseas edition models, Octavia travel edition did not have the independent rear suspension, and is not equipped with four-wheel drive system, it is equipped with a power system. T engine. T pace DSG familiar to open, dynamic performance is good, gearbox change... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
丑女达人：啊，特权？长得漂亮有用，却没想过还可以有用到这个地步！[吃惊]
[Ah, privileges? Pretty useful, but never thought can also be useful to the point! [surprised]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：[吃惊]@MikeLingFitness_凌云健身 #健身问答#
[[surprised] quiz # @ # MikeLingFitness_ lingyun fitness fitness]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：看起来挺简单的，可以试试！@南京头条 喜欢
[Seems pretty simple, can have a try! Headlines like @ nanjing]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：[赞]
[[who]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：[good]
[[]良好]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
微博搞笑排行榜：可以说非常符合理想爱情的样子了[心] tRlJd
[Can say very accord with the appearance of the ideal love the tRlJd [heart]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小浪同学爱吐槽：【连续重拳爆头！健美会长被网红打瘫在擂台身亡[蜡烛]】月日，在新加坡举办的亚洲格斗冠军赛上，世界健美运动协会新加坡会长帕迪替他人出赛，对战当地网络红人林宜傧↓↓结果帕迪头部连挨几记重拳，赛后突然瘫倒，送医后宣告不治↓↓现场视频还原了当时的情形↓↓tRDux
[【 continuous punch head shots! Didnt President died in a challenge by web celebrity paralysis [candle]], February nd Asian fighting championship held in Singapore, Singapore President of world bodybuilding association paddy playing for other, against local Internet stir Lin Yi Bin left left the paddy even get a few punch head, suddenly collapsed after the game, hospital after died left left the scene video reduction left left tRDux happened at that time]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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