2017年9月24日星期日

Former name @ sina news, state the family whats going on in the world, everything concern.Profess

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【真的没p!赵丽颖街边素颜照引人注目 邻家小妹好清丽】近日,赵丽颖素颜在路边的场景被网友拍下,造型清新淡雅,有种邻家小妹的感觉,一头短发干练不失甜美↓↓tRVgeK ​
[【 did not p! Li-ying zhao street - striking Good neighbour sister qing li 】 recently, li-ying zhao without makeup on the side of the road scene taken by netizens, modelling is pure and fresh quietly elegant, a neighbour sister feeling, do not break sweet left left tRVgeK a head of short hair, she explains]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

顶尖设计:
    用手机拍出的平行世界 by Guigurui ​
[Using a mobile phone by Guigurui clap a parallel world]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

梁詠琪:
    Guggenheim Museum!我終於來了!這座位於西班牙北部城市Bilbao Guggenheim Museum。此美術館於年落成,由著名加拿大建築師Frank Owen設計,內外建築設計科幻時尚,其金屬反光的外牆於不同時間觀看會有不同視覺效果,不少電影曾在此取景拍攝。是個不能錯過的美術館! tzGwnS ​
[Guggenheim Museum !我於來剧终了!这座位于西班牙北部城市bilbao guggenheim museum。加拿大此美术馆于年落成,由著名建筑大师“owen设计,内外建筑设计科幻时,尚其金属反光性外墙于吃食时间观看会有不同视觉效果,不少电影子人中此取景拍断言。无法个错过美术馆!tzgwns]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【双胞胎早产 弟弟竟比哥哥晚了天】通常情况下,双胞胎应该是前后出生的,而今年岁的王女士她的两个孩子,哥哥却比弟弟诞生早了天↓↓原因竟是医生手动通过治疗延迟了弟弟的分娩↓↓tRVmKOz ​
[【 twin brother premature unexpectedly a day later than elder brother 】 generally, twins should be before and after birth, now wang her two older children, his brother was earlier than the younger brother was born the day left left the reason turns out to be a doctor manually through the treatment of delayed the delivery of the younger brother left left tRVmKOz down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    大半夜的……[二哈]@我的前任是极品有的还改编成了电影[衰]
[The hell... [two ha] @ my predecessor is the best also adapted into a film [failure]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    依偎在主人的肩头睡着了,睡梦中被摸舒服了开心小炸毛[可爱] tRUvOHT (@OurPlanetDaily ) ​
[Nestled in the hosts shoulder asleep, in the sleep is felt comfortable happy small frylovely tRUvOHT MAO (@ OurPlanetDaily)]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    发现了真相...@猫咪卧在池塘边 对,每晚关了灯在你耳边飞舞唱歌的小碧池们[拜拜]
[Found out the truth... @ cat lie on near the pond, closed the lamp every night in your ear dancing singing of the small piscine [bynum]]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【“你不要吼我摔倒你负责!”两男子闯关违法骑行 拍恶搞视频侮辱交警】一辆电动车在路上行驶时因有违法行为被交警拦下检查,但车上两名男子拒不配合,故意提高讲话音量引路人围观↓↓还录了一段侮辱交警的视频放上网传播↓↓其中一名男子叫嚣得底气十足↓↓tRVZOL ​
[【 you dont shout me down you in charge! two men recruit illegal cycling Film spoof video insult 】 a police electric cars on the road because there are illegal behaviors was stopped by traffic police check, two men refused to cooperate, but the car deliberately improve speech volume lead onlookers left left also recorded a insult traffic police video online communication left left one man Shouting to confidently left left tRVZOL]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

MIUI:
    分享一组粒子流动组成的催眠动图,效果奇佳。记得转发给需要的人。 ​
[Share a set of particle flow diagram of hypnosis, work wonders. Remember to forward to people in need. ​]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【她上传弟弟恶搞照 网友却发现这处诡异的地方】晒自拍并没有什么特别的,但是自拍里意外出现了奇奇怪怪的东西就很尴尬了↓↓有一位姑娘上传自拍照就引起网友的疯传,大家起初以为亮点是她背后出来恶搞的弟弟,直到他们看到一个地方↓↓有网友被吓的惊声尖叫关掉了窗口↓↓tRVjrGd ​
[[upload her brother a spoof Netizens but found that eerie place 】 take and there is nothing special, but take the accident appeared in the strange thing is very awkward left left a girl upload the photos will cause the spread of Internet, we initially thought highlight is out behind a parody of her brother, until they see a place left left some scared scream turned off the window left left tRVjrGd]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #优酷蒙面唱将##俺们屯的音乐大匠# 终究被火眼金睛猜评团看出端倪[允悲]~东北屯里了最帅的夜礼服假面就是我们的@汪苏泷 [围观]因为努力,所以不同。可爱的音乐大匠。你猜对了吗? ​
[# youku masked will sing # # the ans the chariot of music big artisan # was drawn guess after a review of the regiment see clueallow sad ~ the most handsome in the northeast chariot the evening dress mask is our @ Wang Su Long [watch] because of effort, so different. Lovely music great artisan. You guessed it? ​]

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台# no zuo no die why you try ?tRyCgjc ​
[# # weibo communication radio no zuo no die according to you try? tRyCgjc]

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一块去旅行:
    午夜巴黎 ​
[Midnight in Paris]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

汽车之家:
    #夜福利# 能下赛道的旅行车 奥迪RS ​
[Welfare # # night audi RS can track under the wagon]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

陈旭东:
    朋友圈内容分享
四只大螃蟹刚刚被放在锅里,有三只蟹对另外一只蟹说:你去把火关了,这里的洗澡水有点烫了。那只蟹说:好嘞! tRpueuf tRVMNr ​

[Friends share content < br > four large crab has just been put in the pot, there are three crab crab said to another you go to turn off the fire, the bath is a bit hot here. The crab said, ok! TRpueuf tRVMNr]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【他被雷击中次而不死 是幸运还是诅咒?】美国一位护林员从年第一次被雷劈后,陆续遭遇了次雷劈,失去了眉毛,烧焦了左肩,或者是头发起火,肘部受伤,最后一次胸部和胃部被烧伤了↓↓但是都没有危及生生命↓↓因为这些神奇经历,他甚至被称为“人体避雷针”↓↓tRVpjq ​
[He was struck by lightning in time and not die Is lucky or a curse? Was for the first time a us rangers from years after being hit in succession in the time being, lost eyebrows, charred left shoulder, or hair on fire, the elbow injury, the last time the chest and stomach burns left left but did not endanger life left left because these magical experience, he has even been called a human lightning rod left left tRVpjq down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #优酷蒙面唱将##卡带发型有点乱#这特别的声线,华语乐坛大概也只有他了!华语乐坛的R&B教父,你们知道他是谁了吗?[笑而不语] 蒙面唱将猜猜猜每周日优酷全网独播,戳链接欣赏好音乐~tRVpRok ​
[Sing # youku masked the hair style is a bit messy # # # tapes this special voice, Chinese music probably only him! The godfather of R&B Chinese music, do you know who he is? [smiling without a word] masked sing will guess every Sunday youku so alone, poke link appreciation of good music ~ tRVpRok]

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:对于公司里面有喜欢的人追求我,我不喜欢他。我很是排斥,他过生日请吃饭,我一直拒绝没有去。我是不是太不近人情了啊。搞的气氛很是尴尬😓。主要是我不想跟他太接近,怕到时候让人家更难过。这是不是太敏感了,或者是感情障碍吗?之前也有类似的,只要我不喜欢的,感觉没有发展的...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend for a company there are like of the person the pursuit of me, I dont like him. I was rejected, his birthday, please eat, I always refused to didnt go. If I was unkind. 搞的气氛很是尴尬😓。 Main is I dont want to be close to him, fear will let people more sad. If this is too sensitive, or emotional disorders? Have similar before, as long as I dont like, the feeling is not the development of... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

猫扑:
    【失明猫咪听到手机里主人琴声[泪] 将手机紧抱怀里[心]】Duman是土耳其一位钢琴家,收养了只流浪猫。他弹钢琴时,猫咪总会在旁倾听,与他亲昵。失明的小猫Namik,听到手机中播放的主人琴声后,会紧紧抱住手机。Duman说:如果你渴求真爱,去给小动物更多的爱吧。(时间视频)tRLjBiy ​
[【 blind cat hear phone master the piano] [tear the phone clasp arms [heart]] Duman is a pianist, Turkey, adopted stray cat. When he plays the piano, the cat is always there to listen, and intimacy with him. Blind cat Namik, after hearing the owner of the play the piano in the cell phone, will hug a mobile phone. Duman says if you want true love, to give more love small animals. TRLjBiy time (video)]

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新沐sunshine:
    叫我如何不爱她,有态度,有想法,有自知@赵薇北京影迷会#赵薇中餐厅# #赵薇# 对电影,对表演,对自己都有非常清晰、准确的判断与把握[心][心][心]
[Call I how do not love her, attitude, idea, have self-knowledge @ zhao fan club in Beijing # # # # zhao wei zhao wei Chinese restaurant of film, to show, to oneself have a very clear and accurate judgment and grasp the [heart] [heart] [heart]]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

优酷:
    #优酷蒙面唱将##爱发呆的红骑士#今晚请了代言人@大张伟 ,如此了解对方你俩啥关系[笑而不语]~坚持做一枚安静美男子的红骑士就是@陈楚生 [笑而不语]蒙面唱将猜猜猜每周日晚优酷全网独播! ​​​​
[# youku masked sing will love stunned the red knights of # # # please tonight face @ kid, so get to know each other you both what relation [smiling without a word] ~ insist to do the red knight is a quiet man @ Chen chusheng [smiling without a word] masked sing will guess every Sunday night youku so run! ​​​​]

丑女达人:
    原来谢娜的脸小是这个原因。[偷笑]
[The original uproot shayna face small is for this reason. [laughing]]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【借元坐地铁?实拍武汉婆婆半小时忽悠人[摊手]】陈女士凌晨下火车后等待地铁开班,两小时后一岁左右的老太太找到她们,讨要十元钱坐地铁↓↓因为乘地铁用不了十元钱,她拒绝了老人的请求↓↓陈女士一路跟随约半小时,发现老人竟在半小时内成功忽悠人给她钱↓↓tRVoxi ​
[【 borrow yuan to take the subway? Make fool people [stand hand]] wuhan mother-in-law for half an hour waiting for the subway after ms Chen off the train in the morning, two hours after a year or so of the old woman to find them, sit subway for ten yuan left left because of the subway in less than ten yuan, she refused the demand that the old man left about half an hour left ms Chen to follow all the way down, found that the old man was successful in half an hour left left tRVoxi fool man give her money]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

丑女达人:
    上层的雪,很冷吧。冰冷的月光照着它。
下层的雪,很重吧。上百人的人压着它。
中间的雪,很孤单吧。看不见天也看不见地。
——金子美玲 ​

[The upper snow, very cold. The cold moonlight shine on it. < br > the lower snow, very heavy. Hundreds of people holding up it. < br > in the middle of the snow, and very lonely. See day also cant see. < br > - gold mei ling]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

优酷:
    #优酷蒙面唱将#“爱发呆的红骑士”不爱讲话,却将满腔热情都放进了歌中,一曲《渺小》荡气回肠,起承转合,温柔中透着力量,超级酷![憧憬] [憧憬]#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#优酷全网独播,你们猜出他是谁了吗?~ [害羞]tRVMSOk ​
[# # youku masked will sing love stunned the red knight does not love to talk, but will be enthusiastic in the song, a song of small stirring, the handing down, appearing in the soft strength, super cool! [hope] [hope] # # masked sing will guess youku so alone, you guess who he is? ~ [shy] tRVMSOk]

薛蛮子:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

知乎:
    【牡蛎(生蚝)都可以怎么吃?】一个男人在流浪:「咱们平常说的牡蛎,其实是牡蛎科下几十种可供食用的牡蛎的统称,其中的牡蛎属和巨牡蛎属都是咱们餐桌上的常客。在咱们国内,牡蛎有 N 种叫法,北方地区叫海蛎子,福建闽南和台湾地区一般叫蚵仔,港澳地区一般叫蚝……」👉tRVmIz ​
[【 oysters (oyster) how can eat? A man in the street we usually say oysters, is actually ostreidae down dozens of edible oyster collectively, the oyster genera and giant oyster is a frequent visitor to our table. In our domestic, oyster N term, in the north called oysters, fujian province and Taiwan generally called the oyster, Hong Kong and Macao region commonly called oysters... 👉tRVmIz ​]

发现更大的世界

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【实拍.韩女团热舞劳军慰问 官兵疯狂应援似釜山行】韩国女团“BADKIZ”到某陆军部队慰问演出,表演歌曲《HOTHAE》。台下官兵疯狂应援,一度涌上舞台↓↓虽有士兵在旁制止,但无法阻止军人们的热情。无数人在台下扭动,乍看真有些可怕↓↓tRVJJR ​
[[scene shooting. Korean women dance moves Officers and men who like crazy busan line 】 women in South Korea BADKIZ to an army troops sympathy performances, performing songs HOTHAE. The officers and men wild, who once left left although have poured on to the stage of soldiers in the next stop, but cant stop the enthusiasm of the soldiers. Millions of people in the audience squirm, at first glance it was very terrible left left tRVJJR]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    回复@海中的小白鲨🐂@海中的小白鲨把沙膜租出去,收租金。@但斌回复@深圳普盈科技有限公司[挤眼]@深圳普盈科技有限公司租给以色列,亏你想得出来!可以放开博彩业、也可以放开色情业,就是不能租出去一寸土地,香港、澳门曾经不就是租出去的吗
[回复@海中的小白鲨🐂@海中的小白鲨把沙膜租出去,收租金。 @ reply but bin @ shenzhens surplus technology co., LTD. [eye] @ shenzhens surplus technology co., LTD to Israel, kui you think come out! Can let go of the gaming industry, also can let go of porn, just cant rent out an inch of the land, Hong Kong and Macao have not rent out]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博搞笑排行榜:
    外国人:[费解][费解][费解] ​​​​
[Foreigner [difficult] [difficult] [difficult]]

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猫扑:
    周末瘫痪在家的我[二哈]tRtKoBn (via秋田六千) ​
[Paralysis at home during the weekend I ha] [two tRtKoBn (via akita, six thousand)]

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但斌:
    回复@幸迪加[笑cry][挤眼][赞]@幸迪加回复@但斌当招商引资就嘛,不过时间长一点
[Reply @ luckily digard [laugh cry] [eye] [who] @ digard reply @ but luckily wb as investment promotion and capital introduction, but is a little longer time]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@盛瀚来了[作揖]@盛瀚来了中国从来都不缺勤奋的人,说后老了,那是你没看到挣扎在上有老下有小的之间的后,那是你没看到踏入社会一段时间,但对于买房结婚遥遥无期、丝毫不敢多想只能拼命加班的后
[Reply @ ChengHan [bowing] @ ChengHan come China never lack of diligence, said after the old, that is you dont see the struggle between the monumental exploits, that is I cant see you step into society for a period of time, but to buy a house get married in sight, dare not think much can only try very hard to work overtime]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@大潘达[笑cry]求同存异@大潘达以色列人有两样很拿手,一是开发荒漠地区,二是压制某教势力。但我不同意但总这件事的看法。
[Reply @ big pan da [laugh cry] seeking common ground while putting aside differences @ big pan of the children of Israel two very good, one is to develop desert region, the second is to suppress a teaching force. But I dont agree with but always the matter.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@深圳普盈科技有限公司[挤眼]@深圳普盈科技有限公司租给以色列,亏你想得出来!可以放开博彩业、也可以放开色情业,就是不能租出去一寸土地,香港、澳门曾经不就是租出去的吗
[Reply @ shenzhens surplus technology co., LTD. [eye] @ shenzhens surplus technology co., LTD to Israel, kui you think come out! Can let go of the gaming industry, also can let go of porn, just cant rent out an inch of the land, Hong Kong and Macao have not rent out]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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