预告今晚分互动题目：“你听过最扎心的一句话是什么”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive questions have you heard what is the most a word from the heart. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
丑女达人：休闲运动风仍流行，包包的带子貌似又短了些。
[Leisure sports the wind is still popular, the lace bag seems a little short.]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
新浪汽车：#微博交通台# 【老人公交车上弄丢岁孙女救命药， 民警连敲户门替其寻回[good]】月日，武汉一老人乘公交将装有岁孙女救命药的挎包遗落在车上。监控显示，车上一名老伯捡到了包，下车后往附近小区走去。民警将装有药物和笔记本的挎包还给了丢包老人。@人民网 tROp
[# # weibo communication radio [years old granddaughter life-saving medicine, the old man on the bus had lost even the police knock on a door for the retrieved [good]] month, wuhan a claus buses equipped with old granddaughter life-saving medicine bag left in the car. Monitoring shows that the car an old man picked up the package, after you get off, to the nearby village. Police will be equipped with drugs and laptop bag back to packet loss. @ people tROp]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
顶尖设计：D*Face的画
[D * Face painting]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
优酷：HAO计划第一弹！网络电影《西河口秘闻之无头新娘》今日上线，关注@阿里文学+@自身微博名 并转发此微博 ，月日抽一名粉丝送西河口秘闻定制猫王木质蓝牙音箱一台！[笑而不语]#西河口秘闻之无头新娘上线#
[HAO plan first play! Of the west river secret in the network the headless bride today online, focus on weibo name + @ @ ali literature itself And forward this weibo, date a fan sent west estuary secret custom elvis Presley wooden bluetooth speakers a! [smiling without a word] secrets of headless bride online # # west its mouth]
小野妹子学吐槽：这肯定是有一个司机先发现了，然后故意开过去并排加戏[笑而不语]
[This must be a driver found first, and then deliberately to pass side by side and play [smiling without a word]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
丑女达人：肯定等iPhoneX呢！一次发布两个手机，这不是作吗？[偷笑]
[Must wait iPhoneX! A release two mobile phones, is this for? [laughing]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
新浪新闻客户端：【试想一下搭电梯遇到有人一直放屁...】最近，一对韩国网红情侣挑战了一次“隐藏摄影机”。他们先准备好“放假屁”的玩具，之后让女票在电梯里假装肚子痛放屁，观察路人的反应...最后的女生哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈（笑到说不出话）tRUHaWq
[【 imagine an elevator someone has been farting... 】 Recently, a south Korean web celebrity couple challenged the hidden camera at a time. They first fart the holiday toys, ready to make a woman after ticket in the elevator pretended to stomach fart, to observe the reaction of passers-by... The last girl ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha tRUHaWq (smile to speak)]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：【王俊凯粉丝应援强势占据海陆空 这个成人礼太“壕”了】月日是王俊凯岁生日，粉丝应援开启海陆空霸屏模式。譬如，用飞机把偶像名字写在好莱坞上空，承包上百条生日航线，将偶像照片看板发射上天，以偶像名义做慈善……网友感叹“贫穷限制了我的想像力”。tRUadH
[The strong chun-kai wang fans who occupy the land, sea and air The rite is too moat 】 is chun-kai wang February nd birthday, fans who open mode in the land, sea and air. , for example, with the plane icon above names in Hollywood, contracting hundreds of flights, birthday will kanban launching from idol photo, in the name of the icon for charity... Netizen plaint poverty limits the my imagination. tRUadH]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：#晚安家人# 哪辆车最符合你所属星座的气质~
[Which car # # good night family most accord with the temperament of constellation you belong to]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：想像hold住姐一样俘获男神的心吗，那就先从撒娇学起吧[doge]@謝依霖HOLD姐 @疯狂衣橱
#疯狂衣橱# tRLSBQ
[Wants to capture the heart of god male like hold elder sister, then since pettish to learn first [doge] @ @ xie in accordance with the lam hold sister crazy wardrobe < br > # # tRLSBQ crazy almirah]
丑女达人：【丑女爱美丽】压缩纯羊绒大衣，这个颜色太诱人了！你们觉得美吗？[心]
[Compression ugly women love beautiful 】 【 pure cashmere coat, the color is too attractive! What do you think beauty? [heart]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：【丑女爱美丽】这个秋冬没有一两件丝绒单品，你就out喽。[偷笑]
[This qiu dong is no ugly women love beautiful 】 【 two velvet item, youre out. [laughing]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
优酷：四目相对，电流接通，谢依霖温柔而娇羞的眼神，以及谷嘉诚尴尬而不失礼貌的微笑，构成一场浪漫的邂逅，所以，这可能是一档相亲节目 [doge]#疯狂衣橱#@谢依霖 HOLD住姐 @x玖少年团谷嘉诚BAE @疯狂衣橱
#酷剧场# tRLJNrh
[Four eyes relative, current through, in accordance with the tender and charming eyes, xie and polite GuJiaCheng embarrassed smile, constitute a romantic encounter, so, this could be a dating show [doge] # # @ xie according to HOLD good deeds sister crazy almirah @ x nine youth club GuJiaCheng BAE @ crazy wardrobe < br > # # tRLJNrh cool theater]
丑女达人：我也爱！[馋嘴]
[I also love! [available]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
南方都市报：【收废品大妈成网红，直播传递正能量[赞]】吉林松原，后收废品大妈陶玉秋，个月前喜欢上网络直播。她自购了一整套设备，在家与网友直播互动，内容多为宣传传统美德、讲人生道理等，充满正能量，谁心里有啥不痛快，一般都来找我。[憧憬]@梨视频 tRzXd
[【 recyclers Boyle into web celebrity, live transfer positive energy [who]] jilin matsubara, recyclers after aunt TaoYuQiu, love the live webcast months ago. She bought a whole set of equipment, since the interactions with friends live in the home, much more content to promote the traditional virtues, speak truth of life, full of positive energy, who in the mind have what not good, generally come to me. [hope] @ pear video tRzXd]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【“我爸是局长” 极品男假扮警察疯狂诈骗女主播[费解]】网络美女主播小刘认识一名叫邹某的男子，邹某对小刘一见钟情，不断送礼物，出手相当阔绰↓↓邹某称自己是民警，父亲是公安局副局长，家境优越，人脉广阔↓↓确立关系后，出手阔绰的邹某就开始了对小刘的疯狂诈骗↓↓tRULYi
[ my father is the director of the best men posing as police officers crazy fraud anchorwoman [difficult]] network female anchors xiao liu to know a man named Zou Mou, Zou Mou to xiao liu love at first sight, gifts, to fairly rich left left Zou Mou said he is a policeman, a father is a public security bureau deputy director, family circumstances is superior, broad contacts left left after relationship, high-spending Zou Mou began to liu left left tRULYi crazy fraud]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：这话没法接[允悲]@伏尔加河的鱼YSD：能hold住这个运动强度的，怎么可能胖啊？
[This cant meet [allow sad] YSD @ the volga river fish can hold the exercise intensity, how can fat?]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：事实证明，hold住姐不仅hold得住衣服，也hold得住鲜肉 [doge]#疯狂衣橱#@谢依霖hold住姐 @林辉瑝MIKE @疯狂衣橱
#酷剧场# tRLoxnO
[Facts have proven that hold elder sister not only hold up clothes, also hold up fresh [doge] # # @ xie according to hold good deeds sister crazy almirah @ Lin Hui 瑝 MIKE @ crazy wardrobe < br > # # tRLoxnO cool theater]
小野妹子学吐槽：[跪了]这么厉害嘛@dytiedofvv：哇！这样一说我也是诶！自从中了你咖啡店的双人免单就开始中各种下午茶免单蛋糕店试吃 前几天还中了衣服哈哈哈感恩！！！
[] [kneeling so much! @ dytiedofvv wow! So say me too!! Since the double free of charge in your coffee shop began to all kinds of afternoon tea free of charge in the cake shop to try a few days ago also in clothes ha ha ha thanks!!!!!!]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【为躲避小动物 宝马女司机失控冲进绿化带损失万】江苏南通一名宝马女司机，因转弯看见有小动物窜出来，为了躲避，撞上绿化带电线杆，车身左侧受损严重，车内气囊全打开。因车辆底盘变形，维修人员费尽周折才把这辆宝马移上拖车。保险公司称损失大约十多万。所幸女司机没有受伤。 ...全文： m.weibo
[# # weibo communication radio [to avoid small animals BMW rushed into the green belts losses than the driver control 】 jiangsu nantong a BMW woman driver, because saw a small animal out of turning, in order to avoid, hit the green pole, seriously damaged on the left side of the car body, car airbag full open. Due to the deformation of vehicle chassis, maintenance personnel struggled to move the BMW on the trailer. The insurance company said loss more than about ten. Fortunately, the driver was not hurt. ... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
微博搞笑排行榜：马@zD瓊 每一款都喜欢
[The horse @ lh-zd Joan Each like]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
丑女达人：俺这才是深夜放毒[偷笑]
[I this is midnight poison [laugh]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
顶尖设计：恭喜@Charoen_Charoen 名用户获得【腕表】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公证链接：tRUEwsU
[Congratulations to @ Charoen_Charoen users get [watch]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform Supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRUEwsU]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
MIUI：告诉我，这四款#MIUI#官方主题，你喜欢哪个？
[Tell me, the four # MIUI# official theme, which one do you like? ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
李开复：无兄弟不创业，有兄弟不孤单。欢迎高思加入创新工场大家庭🤗
[No brothers, no business, there are brothers not alone. 欢迎高思加入创新工场大家庭🤗]
创新工场CEO，媒体联系：press@chuangxin
小浪同学爱吐槽：【进价才毛！ 这些香味四溢的烤肠里到底是啥？】外焦里嫩、香味四溢的烤肠深得广大朋友的喜爱，可是这些元元物美价廉的烤肠，成本是多少？到底用的什么肉呢？近日有专家就揭开了烤肠背后的秘密↓↓你买的烤肠品质到底好不好，健不健康，这些细节全能告诉你↓↓tRUQUn
[The purchase price to hair! The smell nice sausage inside what is? Outside the coke in soft, smell nice sausage are adored by the masses of friends, but those dollars cheaper sausage, how much is the cost? What is with the meat? Recently have experts revealed the secret behind the sausage left left you buy sausage quality is good, health is not healthy, these details tell you left left tRUQUn all-around]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
一块去旅行：蓝眼泪。
[Blue tears. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
优酷：#白夜追凶#看这场戏就能想象，以前关宏峰@潘粤明 还是支队队长的时候，有多威风，多镇得住场！为咱关队实力打call@白夜追凶
#酷剧场# tRLTtax
[# # white night after fierce look can imagine the scene, before GuanHongFeng @ the purpose or the team captain, how much power and prestige, more town to live! For I closed power play call @ white night catch < br > # # tRLTtax cool theater]
汽车之家：#夜福利# 外形拉风 英菲尼迪Q 你更中意哪个颜色~
[# # night welfare effectively Infiniti Q ~ which one do you preferred to color]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
冷笑话精选：简单描述一下你的爱豆，看大家能不能猜到是谁[并不简单]
[A simple description of your love beans, see if you can guess who isare not simple]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【老太收养只狗，三轮上同吃住：孩子大了，各有各的忙了[失望]】广西南宁，一位阿姨收养了只狗狗，她经常骑着改装三轮车带着狗狗们上街。阿姨说因为狗主人去世了，她就帮着收养，并与它们同吃住。如果你愿意，遇见这个阿姨的时候可以帮帮她。[心]tRLcsFT
[【 woman adopted dog, three rounds with eat to live, on children, each have each busy [disappointed]] in guangxi nanning, an aunt adopted dog, she often rides a tricycle with my dogs on the street. Said aunt died because a dog owner, she will help the adoption, and to eat with their lives. If you want to meet the aunt can help her. [heart] tRLcsFT]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：我可能是一只锦鲤...或者这个粉丝小姐姐是个锦鲤...反正祝大家锦鲤附体好了！十月！暴富！[跪了][跪了][跪了]🙏🙏🙏
[I may be a koi... Or the little sister is a brocade carp fans... Anyway, I wish you all a koi possessed good! October! Get rich! [跪了][跪了][跪了]🙏🙏🙏 ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
青年时报：#随手转发让爱回家#
[# # with forward let love home]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【打印店电脑惊现遗书 全校连夜紧急排查竟然是...[吃惊]】日晚，川农大校园一打印店电脑惊现遗书：我认为在这世上的最后一小时拿来写遗书，是我人生浪费的时间中最浪费的一次…原谅我的懦弱、胆怯…愿来生，更灿烂。打印店员工发现后连忙报告保卫处，全校紧急排查结果意外...tRUpb
[The print shop near the note computer The school night emergency screening was... [surprised]] day night, sichuan agricultural university campus computer near the note a print shop I think the last hour to write letter in this world, is my life the most waste of time is wasted time... Forgive my infirmity, fear... The afterlife, more brilliant. Print shop staff person discovered hurriedly report to security, the school accident emergency screening results... tRUpb]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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