Once, and the shoe to go, such as inner challenge, a reed to navigationA plain, sincere, love lif

新沐sunshine：
    本计划今天吃素，后来想起来早晨吃了火腿肠[傻眼]中午素包子晚上凉皮蛋夹馍，蛋夹馍里竟然有肉，哎计划失败 ​
[This plan today vegetarian, later went up in the morning at noon eat sausage [been] plain steamed stuffed bun liangpi eggs to apply in the evening, apply unexpectedly with meat, egg ah plan to fail]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

但斌：
    @新鲜苹果：老是微信支付，兜里的零钱没少，以为自己没有消费～[哈哈]@但斌时代变迁[笑cry][挤眼]@扬悠转宛：现在是拿枪都抢不到钱的时代了------电影《树大招风》
[@ fresh apple always WeChat pay, not pocket change little, their consumption to ~ ha ha @ but bin age change [laugh cry] [eye] @ young turn leisurely wan now is the time when the gun is not rob money -- -- -- -- -- - the film tall trees catch much wind]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博汽车：
    踏上旅途，去找寻内心的宁静，渴望那一份纯真，奥迪A Avant与你一同去探寻
[Set off on A journey, to seek peace of mind, desire that A pure, audi A Avant to explore together with you]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

但斌：
    @Danae心中的小太阳嗯
[@ Danae small sun well]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【鬼屋受惊女子死死抱紧附近员工 小哥害羞回应[污]】月日，贵阳一女子在鬼屋里被人扮的女鬼吓住，紧紧抱住身边的工作人员↓↓在工作人员的各种安抚下，女子依旧不肯放手，拦腰抱、夹腿抱、埋头抱，各种抱↓↓被抱的小哥显得十分尴尬，小哥十分害羞的说了这句话↓↓tRhFXw ​
[Employees near the haunted house was frightened woman hold little brother shy response [pollution]] month day, a woman in a haunted house in guiyang was play the female the ghost frighten, tightly around the staff left left under the staff all calm down, woman is not willing to let go, still around, clip legs, head, all kinds of arms left left by holding down the little brother is very embarrassed, the little brother is very shy left left tRhFXw said the words]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

猫扑：
    哈哈哈哈全明星阵容的音乐圈眼中的彼此tRPXBPG ​
[Ha ha ha ha all-star tRPXBPG music circle in the eyes of each other]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

微博搞笑排行榜：
    NIKE上世纪年代在中国的奥运创意广告，创意无限，堪称经典！ tRhYOg ​
[NIKE in China in the last century s Olympic Games creative advertising, creative, classic! tRhYOg]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

新浪汽车：
    #车圈话题#恶意开远光灯，交警抓到后让盯着车灯看分钟[允悲][允悲]对于远光狗，你觉得这种“惩罚”怎么样？[笑而不语] tRhApVX ​
[# #.so topic malicious high beam, the traffic police caught staring at the lights have minutes after [allow sad] [allow sad] for in dogs, what do you think of this kind of punishment? [smiling without a word] tRhApVX]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

优酷：
    #饭制有毒# 当天真善良，温婉可爱的凤卿尘@刘诗诗 遇见君子端方，温良如玉的湛王@徐海乔 让我们只想感叹花开有声，岁月静好。[色]#上优酷看醉玲珑# （CR @Burning小馄饨 ）tRhDgLe ​
[Toxic # # rice system on the same day is really good, lovely chicken QingChen @ Cecilia liu wen wan Meet the gentleman while, considerate, jade king cham @ Xu Haiqiao Lets just lamenting the audio flowers, static good years. [color] # # youku to see drunk on exquisite tRhDgLe (CR @m small wonton)]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【俄罗斯女孩天生心脏外露 每次心跳清晰可见[吃惊]】俄罗斯小女孩维莎薇娅从出生开始，心脏的位置就与众不同，它并没有长在胸腔内，而是直接长在了前胸上，仅由一层薄薄的皮肤覆盖着↓↓为了看病全家搬到了美国，医生诊断出小女孩所患的是极为罕见的↓↓患病率仅为↓↓tRheih ​
[The Russian girls heart exposed by nature Visible heartbeats [surprised]] Russian girl visa eu from birth, the position of the heart is different, it is no longer within the chest, but directly in the chest, only by a thin layer of skin is covered with left left down to see the doctor the whole family moved to the United States, the doctor diagnosed the little girl was extremely rare left left prevalence is only left left tRheih down down down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

MIUI：
    【#MIUI#细节图解：传送门支持分屏浏览和全屏浏览】

MIUI 快如闪电，推出重磅功能“传送门”，在任意文字区域长按，可触发对文字的智能分析，相应结果会快速呈现在屏幕底部，点击后可浏览更多详情，如果是你感兴趣的内容，还可以直接选择分屏浏览或者全屏浏览。来看演示↓↓喜欢的点个赞！ ​​​
[【 # MIUI# detail illustration portal support split-screen view and full-screen browsing 】 < br > < br > as quick as lightning, beautiful MIUI launch blockbuster portal function, in any text area according to the long, triggers the intelligent analysis of the text, the corresponding results will quickly appear at the bottom of the screen, click later to browse for more details, if you are interested in content, also can choose split screen directly browse or full-screen browsing. See demo left left down like a praise! ​​​]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

优酷：
    我们时常孤独却彼此向往；我们总是看向远方，却忘了最初的梦想；心若没有栖息的地方，到哪里都是流浪。#青春旅社# 这周六在优酷等你，让我们一起把梦想打造成生活，回归最纯粹的美好，一起温暖成长。→#酷剧场# tRpktith ​
[We often lonely we are yearning for each other; We always look into the distance, but forget the original dream; If no perched place heart, where are wandering. # # youth hostel meet you this Saturday in youku, lets put the dream in life, to return to the most pure beauty, warm together growth. Cool - # # tRpktith theatre]

金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：老师您好，假如在单位上有个女的老是跟你过不去，老是处处踩着你，论资历拍背你们差不多，但是你学校专业都比她好，她在单位上什么都不做，没有任何贡献，而领导什么都叫你做，但是她却经常有意无意在背后排挤你，坑你，还摆出一副趾高气扬的样子来，但是领导处处庇护她，她事情做的...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend hello teacher, if in the unit on a woman is always with you, can not always standing on your everywhere, seniority back for you, but you are better than her professional school, she do nothing on the unit, without any contribution, and leadership call you do anything, but she often intentionally or unintentionally out behind you, pit, you also assumed a cocky look like to, but led sheltered her everywhere, she do... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

优酷：
    #白夜追凶#@潘粤明 潘老师不仅唱得了有故事的深情歌，还玩得了摇滚，其实他真实的身份……是rapper[吃惊]厉害了吧！@白夜追凶
#酷剧场#tRpRCNS ​
[# white night after fierce # @ the purpose Pan teachers not only got a story soulful singing, play rock and roll, in fact, his true identity... Is a rapper [surprised] much!!!! @ cool white night after fierce < br > # # tRpRCNS theatre]

小野妹子学吐槽：
    安室奈美惠表示：刚刚过去的月日是她出道周年，打算以此为一个节点，为演艺生涯画上句号，接下来一年将努力发片、开唱，明年月日正式隐退。 tRhrnA
[Namie amuro said over the past month day is anniversary of her debut, the plan as a node, put an end to performing career, next year will try to send piece, concert, Ming (date) (month) (year) official retirement. tRhrnA]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

猫扑：
    【小伙失恋后大把撒钱 称“要让世界充满爱”[doge]】日前，一名岁的小伙子在火车站售票厅转悠了一圈后，突然朝空中撒了一堆人民币。保安捡起来数了数，一共元。小伙子说，自己失恋了，想要让世界充满爱，让大家开心，所以扔钱。不过钱是从舅舅那里拿的[允悲]（黄金眼）tRhrtfa ...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 guy brokenhearted empress take money to let the world filled with love [doge]], at the age of a young man at the train station ticket office after around a circle, suddenly the air and a pile of RMB. Pick up security number number, a total of RMB. The young man said, oneself brokenhearted, want to let the world filled with love, let everybody happy, so throwing money. But the money taken from my uncle [allow sad] (golden eyes) tRhrtfa... The full text m. eibo]

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猫扑：
    年了啊
[Years!]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【印尼巫师声称能用法术控制鳄鱼 不料发生意外...】近日，印尼一名声称自己可以控制鳄鱼的巫师试图用“法术”寻找一名在河里失踪的少年↓↓他一边念诵咒语，一边在水里游泳。突然这名巫师被拖下了水面消失不见↓↓第二天当地警方发现了巫师的尸体，不过却有些不可思议↓↓tRhBszU ​
[【 Indonesia wizards claimed that can use the spell to control crocodile But accident... 】 Recently, Indonesia a claimed that he can control the crocodile witch tried to spell looking for a missing boy in the river left left he recite the mantra, while swimming in the water. Suddenly the wizard was dragged under the water disappear left left the next day, local police found the bodies of the wizard, but some incredible left left tRhBszU down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

冷笑话精选：
    史上最烧脑的反转短片：“谍中谍中谍中谍”...一部逻辑性超强的的短片，结局凌乱到诡异，哈哈哈反转反转再反转...[允悲]tRhBeSS ​
[In the history of the burning brain reversal film mission impossible in the third... A logical super short, ending to the bizarre, ha, ha, ha reversal reverse reverse again... [allow sad] tRhBeSS]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
    正确答案荣威RX 款 T 自动互联网智尊版，恭喜@張健AH，最快答对，请私信家家您的收货地址，我们会尽快将礼品快递到您手中。
[Correct answer roewe RX model T automatic Internet intellectual version, congratulations AH, zhang jian @ the fastest answer correctly, please direct messages every of your shipping address, we will gift delivery to you as soon as possible.]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车：
    工人比车牛逼[赞][赞]
[Car workers than cow force [who] [who]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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一块去旅行：
    每个人的青春年岁里，都曾有过对于远方的美好憧憬，和一场说走就走的旅行。ins：pierdepe ​​​​
[Everyone in the age of youth, had for far better vision, and a trip for said come away. Ins pierdepe]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

微博搞笑排行榜：
    [求关注][求关注][求关注] #魅蓝航海王限定手机# 刚刚看完#魅蓝#的发布会！海贼王定制机路飞红黄配色也太赞了吧，限量套珍藏木盒也是没谁了！移动电源和索隆武士刀自拍杆都超想要！！！tRhSPE ​
[Focus attention [o] [o] attention [o] # incarnate blue sea king limited phone # # # just watching the spirits blue conference! Pirates Wang Ding machine luffy red yellow color is too great, a limited set of collection box is also no one! Mobile power supply and sauron katana since the shaft is very want to!!!!!! tRhSPE]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

玩转instagram：
    魅蓝这次在拍照上可以说很用心了，万像素RGBW传感器，还原效果堪比单反相机。双色温闪光灯与虹软降噪算法，让画面细腻有质感，暗光环境表现也更加出彩。拍得出这样照片的 #魅蓝# 价格只要元起，超高性价比有木有，高颜值又便宜的拍照神器，你不考虑入手吗~ ​
[Spirits blue in the photo it very attentively, mega pixels RGBW sensors, reduction effect as SLR cameras. Double color temperature flash and rainbow soft thresholding method, make the picture have qualitative feeling fine, dark environment performance is also more give prize. Conclude photo # # the charm of blue price as long as the yuan, have high cost performance, high level and cheap photographed artifact in appearance, dont you consider of it ~]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

小米手机：
    战狼女主角卢靖姗，#拍个透明照# [爱你]
[Wolf actress celina jade, according to # # make a transparent love you []]

探索黑科技，为发烧而生。

但斌：
    时代变迁[笑cry][挤眼]@扬悠转宛：现在是拿枪都抢不到钱的时代了------电影《树大招风》
[Time changes [laugh cry] [eye] @ young turn leisurely wan now is the time when the gun is not rob money -- -- -- -- -- - film tall trees catch much wind]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    【为何要谦逊？吴伯凡：谦卦六爻，每爻皆吉】克里斯坦森因得了癌症，直面生死，所以明白了很多常人不明白的道理。在他心里，企业家终极三问并不包含经营和管理，更多是关于人性和人生的思考。而在提出终极三问时，克里斯坦森就给出了答案，只有两个字：谦逊。在职业生涯当中，谦逊并不是所谓的装孙子，...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 why humility? Xv modest six hexagram, each hexagram ji 】 christensen got cancer, face to face with life and death, so I see a lot of people dont understand the reason. In his heart, ultimate three ask entrepreneurs do not contain operation and management, more is to think about human nature and life. Presented in the ultimate q, christensen is the answer, only two words humility. In his career, humility is not a so-called installation grandson,... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    【乔布斯：任何事上只容忍顶级员工】据乔布斯传记作家沃尔特·艾萨克森说，乔布斯有关领导艺术最重要的经验之一，就是只容忍顶级员工。正如年乔布斯自己所说：“人们满怀希望地以为技术可以解决更为人性化的问题和组织上的问题，其实不然。我们需要从根本上，即人的层面上解决这些问题……竞争会吸...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 jobs any thing only tolerate top staff 】 according to jobs biographer walter isaacson, one of the most important lessons about leadership jobs, is only stand for top employees. As years jobs himself said people think that hopefully technology can solve the problem of more human and organizational issues, actually otherwise. We need to fundamentally, namely the level to solve these problems... Competition will suck... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【女孩陪白血病闺蜜剃光头：我陪你一直走下去[心]】年前在重庆求学的露露和燕子成了好闺蜜。今年月燕子被诊断出白血病。为了鼓励燕子治疗露露陪她一起加入光头一族↓↓半年来露露把自己送外卖的全部收入，用在了燕子的治疗上。她所做的一切都是想要延续燕子的生命。中国好闺蜜！tRhufuE ​
[The girl with leukemia girlfriends shave their heads I accompany you always go on [heart]] years ago lulu and studying in the chongqing swallow became good friends. This month the swallow was diagnosed with leukemia. In order to encourage the swallow treatment lulu left left half a year to accompany her together to join baldheaded gens lulu from all their delivery, used in the treatment of the swallow. She did everything is want to continue the swallows life. Good girlfriends in China! tRhufuE]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪汽车：
    #微博交通台# 【不遵守交规 被撞还要赔钱】浙江台州市一交叉口发生一起事故，由于电动车驾驶员未遵守信号灯通行，造成交通事故。最后，该起事故交警认定电动车驾驶员负全责，伤者不但医药费要自己负责，还要对轿车修理费负责。所幸电动车驾驶员无生命危险。 tRPvfCj ​
[# # weibo communication radio [do not obey traffic rules Will lose money 】 zhejiang taizhou was hit another intersection accident occur, because the electric car driver did not comply with the lamp, causing a traffic accident. Finally, the police decided that electric car drivers take full responsibility for the accident, the injured not only responsible for medical expenses to itself, but also responsible for car repairs. Fortunately, electric car drivers not life-threatening. tRPvfCj]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    #华帝倾城时光#新品发布会马上就要开始了，据说今晚的水立方半个娱乐圈都会到席[坏笑] 好期待最重磅的#赵丽颖任职华帝#环节，一起看看@赵丽颖 携手@华帝公司 共同点亮智尚生活，好想亲临现场见证这一刻啊～[鼓掌] ​
[# # vantage whole time the event is about to begin, it is said that the water cube half an entertainment tonight to seats [laugh] good looking forward to the blockbuster # li-ying zhao at vantage # link, hand in hand together see @ li-ying zhao @ vantage company lighting wisdom are living together, really want to attend to witness this moment ~ [applause.]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

猫扑：
    茶叶蛋我是真吃不起 ​
[I is really eat tea eggs]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

但斌：
    朋友聊天说了一个笑话：“现在小偷要失业了，一个是两位姓马的用支付宝和微信消灭了现金；一个是每个人都抱着手机，手机不离眼，无从下手，没啥可偷的[笑cry]”这么一说，想想感觉街道上，新疆小偷确实少了！[笑cry][馋嘴][挤眼] ​
[Friends said a joke now the thief to unemployment, is a two horse surname with alipay and WeChat eliminated cash; Everyone one is holding the phone, cell phone from the eye, do not know how to start, nothing to steal [laugh cry] , think of the street, xinjiang thief did less! [laughing cry] [available] [eye]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【想骗我生个女孩[doge]】这又是想骗我生女儿系列，小天使的眼睛也太可爱了吧！心都萌化了！[允悲] tRhlKS ​
[【 want to cheat me give birth to a girl [doge]] it is to lie to my daughters series, angel eyes is too cute!!!! The heart of change! [allow sad] tRhlKS]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

优酷：
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[# # white night catch should send this video to GuanHongFeng look, how to let him learn to bar liao sister [stand hand] however, brother to see the video, the first reaction should be have a beat brotherha ha @ white night catch < br > # # tRvMpk cool theater]