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[I support this!]
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冷笑话精选：萌宠：铲屎哒，你在搞什么鬼？
主人：嘘！！！晒一元眼呢
萌宠：什么鬼？中邪了吗
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萌宠：吃惊眼！！！ #硖石灯会大开眼界#
[Of pet shovel excrement dalai, what the hell are you doing? < br > owner SHH!!!!!! Bask in a yuan eye? < br > pet what the hell? Evil? < br > owner click tRPsGqB eye challenge to participate in a yuan @ haining China leather city official Po Free to see the biggest Lantern Festival. < br > pet surprised eye!!!!!! # # xiashi colored eyes]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：笑得像个斤的诗圣
[Smile like a catty of poet]
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优酷：#秦时丽人明月心# “爸爸~爸爸~你要去哪里呀~”天明专属OST之爸爸去哪儿（feat.政哥#张彬彬#）父子情深走一波[doge][坏笑]
[# # warlords beauty bright moon daddy ~ daddy ~ where are you going ah ~ dawn of exclusive OST where dad (feat. Zheng brother # # bin-bin zhang) and his son go deep wave [doge] [laugh]]
微博时尚：#微博时尚说# 近日，@邓家佳 一组黑白写真曝光，简洁干练又大气高级，家佳的眼神也极具韵味，为整组照片增添不少质感。据悉，此次她在新剧#无证之罪#中的表现也让人惊喜满满，演技也更加成熟精湛，期待更好更美的#邓家佳#
[# # weibo fashion said recently, @ jiajia deng a set of black and white photo exposure, concise and spell able and atmospheric senior, home beautiful eyes also has lasting appeal extremely, add many textures for the entire group photos. It is understood that in the her new play # # unlicensed sins performance also let a person full of surprise, acting more mature, also look forward to better and more beautiful # # jiajia deng]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
小浪同学爱吐槽：【后少女不靠颜值吃饭 工地刮水泥练就一身绝技[吃惊]】后女孩小红样貌清纯可爱，看似弱不禁风，但她坚持做着一份很费体力的工作：刮水泥墙。“虽然会浑身脏兮兮，但用自己劳动换来的每一分钱，花着都安心！”见过她的工友都直呼有眼福，惊叹女孩上下班完全就是两个人↓↓tRPDe
[The girl without appearance levels after dinner Site scraped a stunt in cement [surprised]] after small proof looks pure lovely girl, seemingly weak, but she insists on doing a job very fee physical strength, concrete walls. Although dirty, but work for every penny of their own at all peace! Seen her workmates are call with pleasure, wonder girls to and from work is two people left left tRPDe down completely]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：喵星人：MMP!劳资都快气炸了，你们还笑?![摊手]
tRPFcLm
[Meow star MMP! Labor is almost mad, you still smile? ! [stand hand] < br > tRPFcLm]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：#开心一乐#笑的都不会走路了。#这一刻的时光# tRPk
[# # a happy happy smile never walk again. # # tRPk time at this moment]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：#小猪佩奇#今天就是第五季优酷VIP全网独播的日子啦！小宝宝和爸爸妈妈排排坐，守直播吧！ [doge][小黄人高兴]
[# # page the pig today is the fifth season youku VIP tech-oriented sowing days alone! Keep baby blouses sit down, my father and mother live! [doge] [yellow people happy]]
南方都市报：【警察追小偷路遇消防员：“兄弟帮我抓住他”】 月日，吉林白山，一男子溜进美发店偷走手机，店主报警后和警察一起追，路遇一名消防员，警察大喊“兄弟帮我抓住他”，消防员迅速将小偷抓住。澎湃tRpkZpup网友：强强联手啊[赞]
[[in the police chased the thief the firefighters brother help me take him] month day, jilin baishan, a man slipped into the hairdresser stolen mobile phones, the shopkeeper alarm with police chased after, get between a firefighter, policeman shouted brother help me take him, firefighters quickly seized the thief. Surging tRpkZpup netizen combining the [great]]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
音悦台：f(x)成员Amber翻唱张惠妹的《我要快乐》，Amber说这是首非常贴近自己心境的歌曲，唱的很棒！[心][心]tRpsJBnQ
[F (x) members Amber cover zhang huimei I want to happy, Amber said it was very close to their own state of mind song, singing is great! TRpsJBnQ [heart] [heart]]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
猫扑：猫绝望也是有原因的。tRpscUl（via陈阿姨Tutu）
[Cat despair is also a reason for that. Aunt Chen tRpscUl (via Tutu)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
微博汽车：#大V聊车# 视频有毒，看后不能自已 [舔屏]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂# #大V侃车# 这期《车嗨点》看来是为“四圈”粉丝特意准备的。[并不简单]
[Big old driver class # # # # V kan car that the car hi point seems to be prepared specially for four circles fans. [] are not simple]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家：#论坛精选日报# 【定位梦想找回方向 虎克之路挑战行】牧马人曾经也是我的梦想，光说不做永远不会拥有，老是抱怨人生永远找不到方向，用实力让情怀落地才是真本事。谁都有梦想，用实际行动一起努力，才是真男人，就算没有达到梦想，至少曾经的我们努力过...传送门：tRPgTB
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：#优酷蒙面唱将#论模仿还的是你大老师@大张伟 双手”拜年式”唱歌？这种精髓也就只有大老师能总结出来了[允悲]，心疼朴树@如是我闻_一时_ 一秒钟，一个人撑起整期蒙面的包袱，为段子手大老师疯狂打call #蒙面唱将猜猜猜# 每周日晚优酷全网独播tRPgqZp
[# youku masked sing will imitate also is your teacher @ # theory kid hands happy New Year to sing? This essence is only big can be summed up by the teacherallow sad, love dearly hackberry @ I have heard _ a _ a second, a person hold up the entire episode, masked, crazy for jokes large-handedness teachers play call # # masked sing will guess every Sunday night youku tech-oriented sowing tRPgqZp alone]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【苏有朋斥周杰炒作：事情到此为止 还林心如清白】近日，#苏有朋#在接受采访时，被问到如何看待昔日好搭档#周杰#与好友#林心如#的“舌吻风波”，有朋直言当年拍《还珠》他还是新人，很欣赏尔康，“但炒作也要有个度”苏有朋当众怒斥周杰，为林心如讨公道↓↓这事儿你站谁？tRPdXbB
[【 su yupeng spending this week hero hype things go so far Also lin xin such as innocence 】 recently, # # su yupeng in an interview, asked how old good partner # # # # week hero with friends lin xin such as the tongue kiss storm, he still have friends say when you take the return bead, appreciate the er kang, but speculation also want to have a degree of su yupeng thundered against week hero in public, is lin xin such as justice who left left you stand it? tRPdXbB]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：#爸爸去哪儿第五季# 被Jasper圈粉的你，是时候抱走一波儿表情包肥家了~[doge]与其说陈小春@陳小春 怕告状不如说是被Jasper小奶音萌到没脾气~感觉隔着屏幕都能感受到小小春满满的萌点呢~[憧憬]
[Where to season # # father is Jasper ring powder of you, it is time to hug a wave son look package fat home ~ [doge] than Jordan chan @ Chen xiao chun Afraid of credit to be Jasper small milk than the sound of across the screen to feel no temper ~ can feel little ~ [hope] doing full of point?]
小野妹子学吐槽：当摄影与运动相遇，你会怎么表现力与美的结合？快快参加活动，留住你的飞扬瞬间，发出你的精彩运动照片吧！#HUAWEIP#参与活动赢好礼，请戳 tRPlNOI
[When photography and sports meet, how would you expression combined with beauty? Come to participate in the activities, keep your moment, send your movement photos!!!! # HUAWEIP# event win gifts, please stamp tRPlNOI]
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安以轩：Happy birthday [心] @安鈞璨 希望你会喜欢今年的礼物 [蛋糕]
[Happy birthday [heart] @ AnJun ladies Hope you will like the gift this year [cake]]
用微笑迎接每一天~😊
优酷：#秦时丽人明月心# 回忆是糖，甜到忧伤，这糖里还有点玻璃渣渣~[可怜]故梦一曲，迪丽热巴张彬彬在剧中的感情有多甜蜜就有多虐心，#丽姬嬴政虐心#→tRPrg
[# # warlords beauty bright moon memories are sugar, sweet to the sad, still have some glass in the sugar Tony ~ [poor] therefore, a dream she hot ba bin-bin zhang how sweet feeling in the play there are many terrible heart, # # li ying zheng abused her heart - tRPrg]
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：老师，如何在人际关系中实现双赢，而不只是利益交换？金山：公平的利益交换就是双赢，而现实生活中，往往那些喊着共赢的人，其实只要输赢！【巴尔扎克说：一个能思想的人，才真是一个力量无边的人。】
[# # jinshan night listening teacher, how to achieve a win-win situation in the interpersonal relationship, not just the interest exchange? Jinshan fair exchange is the interests of a win-win situation, and real life, often those who cried out, and win-win, in fact as long as the winning! [Balzac said a person can think of, is really a man of endless strength. ]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
小野妹子学吐槽：生快！@回忆起来真呢：胡歌！！今天！！@OneoneY：鹿晗！！@小呀嘛小凡雅：我 新垣结衣[doge]@stand_by_mmme：王俊凯
[Quick! @ recall really arrival!!!!! Today!!!!! @ OneoneY Lu Han!!!!! @ small ah xiao ya I new walls and garment @ stand_by_mmme doge, chun-kai wang]
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猫扑：【为儿子出气 男子小区内连扇岁男孩耳光】日，杭州男子陈某突然暴打一岁小孩，连扇耳光好几下，小孩母亲也被殴打。警方介入后，陈某交代，他儿子哭哭啼啼回家说自己在楼下被欺负，对方穿蓝白相间条纹衫。他就下楼，找了个穿着符合儿子描述的男孩，打了对方…tRPug ...全文： m.weibo
[【 as a son Man even fan a slap in the face] day old boy in the district, the hangzhou man XXL suddenly suddenly and violently dozen one-year-old child, even slapped under several child his mother was beaten. Police intervened, XXL explaination, crying to go home, his son said he bullied downstairs, wearing blue and white stripe unlined upper garment. He went downstairs and found a dress fit son description of the boy, hit each other... TRPug... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：上汽通用别克-全新一代君威GS#直播汽车人#（来自tRPuKck）APP下载地址：tRqKYxu
[Saic gm buick - a new generation of regal GS# live autobots # (from tRPuKck) APP download address tRqKYxu]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小野妹子学吐槽：谁说肥宅没人权，我们也要过有腔调的生活。一大波奔走相告，别再看体重吃饭，想吃就吃没负担！猛戳tRPVuDL 为肥宅实力打call，做最有腔调的自己。
[Who says fat house have no human rights, we also want to live with accent. Dont see a big Bob infectious weight eat, not eat! Stab tRPVuDL for fertilizer curtilage power play call, do most of the tone. ]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻##大众T-Roc R#【最大输出马力 大众T-Roc R实车曝光】日前，有国外媒体拍摄到一组大众T-Roc R的实车图。新车相比于普通版车型最明显的变化在于采用了标志性的双边共四出排气，在动力上则将会搭载与新款高尔夫R相同的.T四缸发动机，最大功率达到马力。tRPmtbG
[# # # T - public house news Roc R# [maximum output power mass T - Roc R real vehicle exposure 】 recently, foreign media captured by a group of public T - Roc R of real vehicle. New car compared to the ordinary version of the model is the most obvious change is the hallmark of bilateral sovereigns, exhaust, on the momentum will carry the same as the new golf R. T four-cylinder engine, the most powerful horsepower. tRPmtbG]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我想问下真的有因果报应这一说吗？我有个亲戚人有钱有权孩子也很优秀。这个亲戚人也很好，乐善好施，给我们这些亲戚都受过她很多恩惠。她平时也注重养身，我们都想着她好人有好报啊，可是最近却查出她得了乳腺癌还是恶性的。天啦，她还不到岁，我们这些亲戚都很难过真为她感到惋惜...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I want to ask next really have karma this Monday? I have a relative who has the right to rich kids is also very good. The relative person is also very good, generous, give us these relatives with her a lot of grace. She usually also pay attention to feelings, we all think she deserved the good ah, but recently found out she had breast cancer or malignant. God, she was less than years old, we these relatives very sad really felt sorry for her... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
优酷：和萧清@唐嫣 一起，在时间的流逝中，遇见更好的自己[爱你]#电视剧归去来##唐嫣归去来#
[With clearing @ tiffany tang, in the passage of time, meet the better yourself love you [] # series to # # # to tiffany tang to go home]
小野妹子学吐槽：你的生日，和哪个名人一样？我，月日[并不简单]
[Your birthday, as well as which celebrity? I day, month [] are not simple]
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优酷：#爸爸去哪儿第五季# 陈小春训哭Jasper，却连说“我没有生气”。诚恳道歉之余还爆出更大隐情——怕告状[笑cry]。果然，老陈家的地位高低立见[允悲].Jasper的小奶音征服妈妈应采儿@应采儿 ，妈妈又管着老爸@陳小春 …一家三口，春哥最怂[允悲]
[# where dad season # Chen xiao chun xun cry Jasper, even said I am not angry. Sincere apology and reported more than that - that very fact [laugh cry]. Sure enough, the Chen family status, immediately see [allow sad]. The small milk sound of Jasper conquer the mother ying CAI er @ ying CAI er, mother tube with dad @ Chen xiao chun again... , brother chun the unintelligent [allow sad]]
一块去旅行：绘制的成都旅游合集 | 萌萌的吃喝玩乐全攻略，想去成都玩的吃货们收藏起来！作者：LIANGSIRUI-
[Map of chengdu tourism collection | sprouting of beer and skittles visitors, want to go to chengdu to play version of the collection! Author LIANGSIRUI -]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
冷笑话精选：那个有才的爆笑理工男又来了！哈哈哈哈确实膨胀了[允悲]tRPHNCG
[The talented joke institute of male again! Ha ha ha ha did expansion [allow sad] tRPHNCG]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
猫扑：【一位厉害的木工恰好又脑洞很大时会发生什么？[憧憬]】伊西·斯旺从年轻时起就是一位家具木工师，不过他做的家具却不走寻常路！能被折叠成手提箱大小的桌子、能自动叠衣服的木箱，伊西甚至还给自己的孩子做了个能走路的霸王龙车！这绝对是最炫酷的爸爸之一了！tRpDcoc （环球时报）
[【 a powerful woodworking just imagination a lot what happens again? [hope]] izzy swann from a young age is a furniture woodworking teacher, but he do furniture but dont walk unusual way! Can be folded into the suitcase the size of the table, wooden case can automatically fold the laundry, izzy even their children had a walking tyrannosaurus rex car! This is definitely one of the most cool dad! TRpDcoc (global times)]
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小野妹子学吐槽：乍一看#共享校花#这个话题还纳闷怎么回事，戳进去一看，原来只是友好地合个影...排队行列中还混进了一只真·单身狗[doge]
[At first glance # # share the beauty of this topic and wondered whats going on, poking into a look, the original is just a friendly a photo... Queues are really, also includes a single dog [doge]]
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