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猫扑：
    【为儿子出气 男子小区内连扇岁男孩耳光】日，杭州男子陈某突然暴打一岁小孩，连扇耳光好几下，小孩母亲也被殴打。警方介入后，陈某交代，他儿子哭哭啼啼回家说自己在楼下被欺负，对方穿蓝白相间条纹衫。他就下楼，找了个穿着符合儿子描述的男孩，打了对方…tRPug ...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 as a son Man even fan a slap in the face] day old boy in the district, the hangzhou man XXL suddenly suddenly and violently dozen one-year-old child, even slapped under several child his mother was beaten. Police intervened, XXL explaination, crying to go home, his son said he bullied downstairs, wearing blue and white stripe unlined upper garment. He went downstairs and found a dress fit son description of the boy, hit each other... TRPug... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家：
    上汽通用别克-全新一代君威GS#直播汽车人#（来自tRPuKck）APP下载地址：tRqKYxu ​
[Saic gm buick - a new generation of regal GS# live autobots # (from tRPuKck) APP download address tRqKYxu]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    谁说肥宅没人权，我们也要过有腔调的生活。一大波奔走相告，别再看体重吃饭，想吃就吃没负担！猛戳tRPVuDL 为肥宅实力打call，做最有腔调的自己。 ​
[Who says fat house have no human rights, we also want to live with accent. Dont see a big Bob infectious weight eat, not eat! Stab tRPVuDL for fertilizer curtilage power play call, do most of the tone. ​]

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汽车之家：
    #家家新闻##大众T-Roc R#【最大输出马力 大众T-Roc R实车曝光】日前，有国外媒体拍摄到一组大众T-Roc R的实车图。新车相比于普通版车型最明显的变化在于采用了标志性的双边共四出排气，在动力上则将会搭载与新款高尔夫R相同的.T四缸发动机，最大功率达到马力。tRPmtbG ​
[# # # T - public house news Roc R# [maximum output power mass T - Roc R real vehicle exposure 】 recently, foreign media captured by a group of public T - Roc R of real vehicle. New car compared to the ordinary version of the model is the most obvious change is the hallmark of bilateral sovereigns, exhaust, on the momentum will carry the same as the new golf R. T four-cylinder engine, the most powerful horsepower. tRPmtbG]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：我想问下真的有因果报应这一说吗？我有个亲戚人有钱有权孩子也很优秀。这个亲戚人也很好，乐善好施，给我们这些亲戚都受过她很多恩惠。她平时也注重养身，我们都想着她好人有好报啊，可是最近却查出她得了乳腺癌还是恶性的。天啦，她还不到岁，我们这些亲戚都很难过真为她感到惋惜...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I want to ask next really have karma this Monday? I have a relative who has the right to rich kids is also very good. The relative person is also very good, generous, give us these relatives with her a lot of grace. She usually also pay attention to feelings, we all think she deserved the good ah, but recently found out she had breast cancer or malignant. God, she was less than years old, we these relatives very sad really felt sorry for her... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

优酷：
    和萧清@唐嫣 一起，在时间的流逝中，遇见更好的自己[爱你]#电视剧归去来##唐嫣归去来# ​
[With clearing @ tiffany tang, in the passage of time, meet the better yourself love you [] # series to # # # to tiffany tang to go home]

小野妹子学吐槽：
    你的生日，和哪个名人一样？我，月日[并不简单] ​
[Your birthday, as well as which celebrity? I day, month [] are not simple]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【这里的女孩很想怀孕 但多数生下孩子不知父亲是谁...[衰]】很多女孩被“催婚”“催生娃”等问题困扰，年轻姑娘都想享受生活、追求自我...然而美国有个地方，几乎每个姑娘都想生孩子：这意味着不用劳动、好词好喝伺候...相比之下连“孩子生父是谁”都不重要了↓↓为啥会这样？tRPEbOk ​
[【 the girls here really want to get pregnant But most gave birth to the child know who father is... [failure]] a lot of girls are urge marriage produce Eva problems, such as young girls all want to enjoy the life, the pursuit of self... But a place in the United States, almost every girl wants to have children that means dont have to work, good word delicious served... Compared with the children who the father is doesnt matter left left down why this happen? tRPEbOk]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

优酷：
    #爸爸去哪儿第五季# 陈小春训哭Jasper，却连说“我没有生气”。诚恳道歉之余还爆出更大隐情——怕告状[笑cry]。果然，老陈家的地位高低立见[允悲].Jasper的小奶音征服妈妈应采儿@应采儿 ，妈妈又管着老爸@陳小春 …一家三口，春哥最怂[允悲] ​
[# where dad season # Chen xiao chun xun cry Jasper, even said I am not angry. Sincere apology and reported more than that - that very fact [laugh cry]. Sure enough, the Chen family status, immediately see [allow sad]. The small milk sound of Jasper conquer the mother ying CAI er @ ying CAI er, mother tube with dad @ Chen xiao chun again... , brother chun the unintelligent [allow sad]]

一块去旅行：
    绘制的成都旅游合集 | 萌萌的吃喝玩乐全攻略，想去成都玩的吃货们收藏起来！作者：LIANGSIRUI- ​ ​​​​
[Map of chengdu tourism collection | sprouting of beer and skittles visitors, want to go to chengdu to play version of the collection! Author LIANGSIRUI -]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

冷笑话精选：
    那个有才的爆笑理工男又来了！哈哈哈哈确实膨胀了[允悲]tRPHNCG ​
[The talented joke institute of male again! Ha ha ha ha did expansion [allow sad] tRPHNCG]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

猫扑：
    【一位厉害的木工恰好又脑洞很大时会发生什么？[憧憬]】伊西·斯旺从年轻时起就是一位家具木工师，不过他做的家具却不走寻常路！能被折叠成手提箱大小的桌子、能自动叠衣服的木箱，伊西甚至还给自己的孩子做了个能走路的霸王龙车！这绝对是最炫酷的爸爸之一了！tRpDcoc （环球时报） ​
[【 a powerful woodworking just imagination a lot what happens again? [hope]] izzy swann from a young age is a furniture woodworking teacher, but he do furniture but dont walk unusual way! Can be folded into the suitcase the size of the table, wooden case can automatically fold the laundry, izzy even their children had a walking tyrannosaurus rex car! This is definitely one of the most cool dad! TRpDcoc (global times)]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
    乍一看#共享校花#这个话题还纳闷怎么回事，戳进去一看，原来只是友好地合个影...排队行列中还混进了一只真·单身狗[doge] ​
[At first glance # # share the beauty of this topic and wondered whats going on, poking into a look, the original is just a friendly a photo... Queues are really, also includes a single dog [doge]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷：
    #优酷蒙面唱将#选秀出道，最受欢迎男歌手，影帝，感觉猜评团快坐不住了[允悲]揭面后的天王@黎明 ，让猜评团全员疯狂秒变粉丝~活力四射的“煎蛋侠”瞬间变得沉稳，感觉这个面具“有毒”#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#每周日晚优酷全网独播tRpkRif ​
[# # youku masked sing will draft out, one of the most popular male singer, best actor, feeling guess review group almost sit [allow sad] jie face after pop @ dawn, make guess review group full of crazy seconds fans ~ vibrant Fried egg instantly become stable, feel the mask toxic # # masked sing will guess every Sunday night youku tech-oriented sowing tRpkRif alone]

汽车之家：
    #家家新闻##玛莎拉蒂Ghibli#【售价.万元起 新款Ghibli正式上市】日前，玛莎拉蒂新款Ghibli正式上市，其售价为.万元起。新车在外观造型方面进行了调整，动力方面继续沿用.T发动机。tRPTYvV ​
[# # # maserati every news Ghibli# 【 price. Ten thousand yuan is listed on the new Ghibli 】 a few days ago, the new maserati Ghibli officially listed, it is priced at ten thousand yuan. New car is adjusted in appearance modelling respect, motivation to continue. T engine. tRPTYvV]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【保安要回家送儿子读大学 写的请假条“惊艳”众人】日，杭州一位小学副校长晒出一张“惊艳”的请假条，假条系学校保安胡禄喜书写，一手大气的行书让网友纷纷点赞↓↓原来老胡曾经是退伍军人，平时就喜欢写字，认为“字就是人的门面”，一睹为快↓↓[good]tRPjTzI ​


曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

冷笑话精选：
    羡慕了[二哈]@ooyvoO：那就嫁了吧[doge]@Ms呉玉琳：要是碰上个把皮皮虾扒成这样的呢 tRpFKQir
[Envy [two ha] @ ooyvoO married then [doge] @ Ms 呉 jade Lin if hit for a pipi grilled shrimp into such tRpFKQir]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小野妹子学吐槽：
    和《我的前半生》吴越女士演小三被骂一样，不可理喻...我要是看反面角色恨得牙痒痒，只会想去演员微博夸他演技好啊，这帮人脑回路不对吧[允悲]@飞飞是大王冯远征演不要和陌生人说话在马路上被骂过@小奶球这些次品人渣国家不负责回炉再造吗？
[And my first half, ms wu yue play little three be scold, unreasonable... Hate to tooth itch, I only see the villain of the piece will only want to go to the actor weibo kua his acting skills well, this is not the right to help the brain circuits [allow sad] @ feifei is king yuanzheng feng do not talk to strangers on the road has been called the @ small milk ball these defective re-blows are not responsible for reengineering scum country?]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

微博搞笑排行榜：
    这位爆笑理工男又来了，简直人才啊！[笑cry] tRPStH ​
[The joke tech man again, talent! [laughing cry] tRPStH]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

新浪新闻客户端：
    【女子遭家暴年 儿子不愿父母离婚：对自己找对象不好】年，吴静嫁给了姜峰。婚后几个月，姜峰赌博、嗜酒恶习显现，开始对吴静家暴。今年月，姜峰还把外遇带回家，让吴静为其洗衣做饭…而其子则反对父母因家暴离婚，“传出去会对自己将来找对象造成很不好的影响”↓↓tRPpFd ​
[The woman was home violence Son dont want to divorce, is bad for your own object 】, Wu Jing married to jiang feng. A few months later, jiang feng gambling, alcohol abuse, began to Wu Jing domestic violence. Month of the year, jiang feng still bring home an affair, let Wu Jing cooking for the laundry... While his son because of domestic violence against parents divorce, out of their bad effects to find objects in the future left left tRPpFd]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

平安北京：
    【谁有好办法 能治“停车失忆症”[疑问]】可否感受过，在硕大的停车场里，完全不记得自己的车停在了哪……我在哪？我车呢？它跑去了哪里，今后可否会想起我……前两天杨先生晚上点，在天通苑清华长庚医院的停车场，就发生了这尴尬的事……关键是，他以为自己的车被偷了。天通苑派出所的民警到现场以...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 who is a good way to cure amnesia parking [question]] can feel, in a large parking lot, dont remember your own car in which... Where I am? My car? It ran to where, in the future can you think of me... Two days before Mr Yang points at night, the suburb of tsinghua chang gung memorial hospital parking lot, as far as this embarrassing thing happened... The point is, he thought that his car was stolen. Suburb police station of civilian police to the scene to... The full text m. eibo]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

新浪汽车：
    #老司机课堂#一位成功人士分享他购买玛莎拉蒂的心酸路程[doge]拆迁款一到，各种奔驰路虎大霸道？[允悲] tRPwWVn ​
[Old driver class # # a successful people share his purchase maserati poignant journey [doge] to one to demolition, various mercedes-benz land rover big bully? [allow sad] tRPwWVn]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑：
    【摔惨了！熊孩子骑单车乘自动扶梯，连人带车滚下[衰]】月日，深圳一名岁左右的男孩，骑着单车乘坐自动扶梯时，不慎摔下，连人带车滚下扶梯。据家长介绍，男孩受的伤不轻，颈上裂十余公分，下巴缝针。[话筒]各位家长，管好自己的孩子啊！tRpFsiOX ​
[【 fall miserably! Bear children ride a bicycle to take the escalator, people and cars rolling down [failure]] month day, shenzhen around the age of a boy, riding a bike to ride the escalator, accidentally fell, people and cars rolled down the escalator. According to the parents, the boys injury not light, neck split more than cm, chin stitches. [microphone] parents, mind your own children! tRpFsiOX]

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汽车之家：
    #家人来“找茬”#亲爱的家人们，游戏时间到，快来回答吧。下面这张图你能最快猜车它是哪款车吗？最快答对的用户会获得家家送出的精美礼品一份。正确答案将于今晚点转发本微博公布。 ​​​​
[# # family to search for my dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below you can guess fastest car what car is it? Fastest right users will get every send a nice present. The correct answer will be announced this late forwarding this weibo. ​​​​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

南方都市报：
    【“动车医生”年献毫升“熊猫血”，为救人从不关机、远离烟酒[赞]】武汉岁的动车机械师俞宙，拥有珍贵的RH阴性AB型“熊猫血”。第一次献血至今年，他无偿献血近毫升，相当于普通成年人全身血液量倍。他小时开机、随叫随到，更远离烟酒：“要是喝了酒突然要献血，可是人命关天的事！...全文： m.weibo ​
[The train the doctor in ml of blood panda, to save never turn it off, away from alcohol, tobacco, [who]] wuhan YuZhou train mechanic, with precious RH negative AB blood panda. Donate blood for the first time this year, he nearly ml of unpaid blood donation, equivalent to the average adult body blood volume. He hours, on-call, more far away from the alcohol and tobacco, if drank wine suddenly to donate blood, but human life! ... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【女子遭家暴年 儿子不愿父母离婚：对自己找对象不好】年，吴静嫁给了姜峰。婚后几个月，姜峰赌博、嗜酒恶习显现，开始对吴静家暴。今年月，姜峰还把外遇带回家，让吴静为其洗衣做饭…而其子则反对父母因家暴离婚，“传出去会对自己将来找对象造成很不好的影响”↓↓tRPpFd ​
[The woman was home violence Son dont want to divorce, is bad for your own object 】, Wu Jing married to jiang feng. A few months later, jiang feng gambling, alcohol abuse, began to Wu Jing domestic violence. Month of the year, jiang feng still bring home an affair, let Wu Jing cooking for the laundry... While his son because of domestic violence against parents divorce, out of their bad effects to find objects in the future left left tRPpFd]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

优酷：
    #爸爸去哪儿第五季# @陳小春 and小小春合集来啦~话说wuli小春哥哄Jasper居然是···怕被告状[吃惊]酱紫说大实话真的好么[允悲]软萌软萌的Jasper小奶音真是再听遍都不够~优酷君今天不打call只想给Jasper打电话[心]#酷剧场#
tRPNJhT ​
[# where dad season # @ Chen xiao chun and small doing collection to ~ words wuli brother doing coax Jasper was... afraid to be very fact [surprised] how I said something that really good yaoallow sad soft of soft of Jasper small milk sounds really listen to enough ~ youku jun again so dont call today just want to call the Jasper [heart] # # < br > cool theater tRPNJhT]

青年时报：
    【杭州一女子绝经年后又来月经，一来就是一年，没想到竟是癌……】女性随着年龄的增长，卵巢功能会逐渐衰退，月经量也逐渐减少，最终停经。刘女士今年岁，已经停经年了，但去年夏天，她居然又来月经了。尽管量不多，但一直淋漓不净，时间也不规律。前段时间刘女士跟小姐妹说起这事儿，被小姐妹的...全文： m.weibo ​
[The hangzhou a woman menopause years later to menstruation, is a year, it was cancer... 】 Women as the growth of the age, will fade away ovarian function, menstrual quantity also gradually to reduce, the final stop. Liu years old this year, already entered menopause years, but last summer, she has come to menstruation. Although the quantity is not much, but have been dripping wet is not net, time is irregular. Recently, liu tell little sister about it, the little sister... The full text m. eibo]

新闻推动进步。青年时报，在中国浙江观察世界。 新闻热线：。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    AI真是，趁简单生活大会还没开始，先占个座
[AI really, simple life meeting before start, first accounted for a seat]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

微博搞笑排行榜：
    瑟瑟发抖，扎心了！[允悲]@没错就是大橘子呀 你们不说，我一个都不认识[摊手]
[Shivering, the heart! [allow sad] @ right is the big orange You do not say, I didnt know [stand hand]]

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金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：老师你好，我是某高校大三学生，最近可能想太多还是咋的，有点郁闷，不知道是不是矫情。 我现在在准备考gre，来年考托福，之后考研，因为考的是一个全英教学的研究生学校。目前我目标是很确定了的，也很喜欢自己选定的考研学校，考英语等级考试也是为此做准备的。所以每天都早起晚...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening the teacher hello, I am a university student, recently may want to too much or zha, a bit depressed, dont know whether I melodramatic. I am now in preparation for the gre test, the toefl test next year, after ones deceased father grind, because of the exam of teaching is a UK graduate school. Now my target is identified, also like their selected ones deceased father grind school, English grade exam is also preparing for this. So get up early every day late... The full text m. eibo]

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李开复：
    恭喜创新工场的位创始人，再接再厉，等你们更多好消息[嘻嘻]
[Congratulations innovation workss co-founder, make persistent efforts, such as your more good news (hee hee)]

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金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：喜欢上一个女孩同学结婚认识的，也是同学较好的朋友，在一起吃过几次饭。然后我就追她，但没挑明，我和她不在一个城市，每个星期天都会做动车以各种借口拉我同学约她一起吃饭，就这样坚持了一个多月，微信一直聊天，但自己不会聊天，有的没的聊几句，她也很少找我聊天，有一次在一块...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend like a girl classmate on the understanding of the marriage, is also a good friend, a few meal together. Then I ran after her, but didnt say, she is not a city, and I do train every Sunday to have dinner with all sorts of excuses to pull my classmate about her, so stick to for more than a month, WeChat always chat, but I dont chat, some dont talk, she rarely find I chat, once in a... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

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    #李现惊现德芙跨界潮吧# 快上车赶紧去三里屯，来不及细说了！ 再说下去排队DIY的人潮要把太古里北区红馆挤爆了！！#德芙Choc Bar#只开天的新奇巧克力潮吧！男神同款的免费巧克力DIY，米其林大师定制甜品，面对这样的诱惑，我觉得立刻出发才是正确选择！ @德芙悦时刻 ​
[# now li near dove crossover tide # quick get on the bus go to sanlitun, too late in detail! Say more queuing DIY crowds to the north red light flooded swire!! # dove Choc Bar# kaitian only novel chocolate tide! Male god with free chocolate DIY, Michelin master custom sweetmeats, in the face of such temptation, I think at once is the right choice! @ the virtuous fu yue moment]

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新浪汽车：
    #微博交通台# 【不要装了？女司机撞倒路人，下车踢打被撞者[吃惊]】日晚，安徽太和县一女司机驾驶白色奥迪汽车，追尾事故后下车踩、踢伤者，并质问伤者“不要装了好吗？”，“想要多少钱？”。@人民日报 @澎湃新闻 tRvCra ​
[# # weibo communication radio [dont installed? The driver hit passers-by, kicking the car knocked the [surprised]], anhui taihe county white audi, a female driver after collision on the car, playing the wounded, and questioned the injured dont pack? , want how many money? . @ the Peoples Daily @ surging news tRvCra]

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