恭喜@喜欢集 名用户获得【第一波红包】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZN对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公证链接：tRzflK
[Congratulations to @ like set user get the first wave of a red envelope. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZN supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRzflK]
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微博搞笑排行榜：#《仿佛》有毒# 最近发现一本特别有魔力的书，叫《仿佛》，是韦杰写的第一本书。看看他写的这句：仿佛人的命运是注定的，仿佛人的命运是可以改变的，仿佛人改变命运也是注定的。是不是特有意境，有没有被吸引？反正我已中了它的“毒”
[# # as if poisonous recently found a special magical book, called like, the first book that is written wager. Look at this sentence he has written as if mans destiny is doomed, as if fate can be changed, as if people change fate is sealed. Have you ever been attract is unique, artistic conception? Anyway, I have been in its poison]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
猫扑：#猫扑晚安# 【超暖的主人！胆小狗狗不敢下楼梯，主人亲自示范[心]】小狗狗不会下楼梯，害怕得嘤嘤叫，暖心的主人趴在楼梯上亲自教导，小狗狗每走一步就要紧紧依偎在主人的手臂上，萌到爆炸！可爱到犯规！[太开心]tRpFWoC
[# mop good night # 【 super warm master! Cowardly dog down the stairs, master personally demonstration [heart]] puppy dog will not down the stairs, afraid they call, the master of the warm heart personally taught on the stairs, the dog dog every step is to tightly nestled in a master arm and sprout to explode! Lovely to foul! TRpFWoC [quite happy]]
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微博搞笑排行榜：预告今晚分互动题目：“你拍过哪个好看的陌生人”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive questions which one do you shoot a nice stranger. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
南方都市报：【阿姨坐公交车重复一句话 老伴定位找来 她说“我想你”】郑州程阿姨患更年期综合征，行为异常十分健忘。老伴杨叔叔在她挎包里缝了一个定位器。近日当他在公交车上找到迷路的程阿姨时，程阿姨冲他说：“我可想你！”还叫出他名字。杨叔叔说，现在把寻找老伴当成年轻时接妻子下班。tRpFRNzW
[The aunt sit bus repeat the phrase His wife to find She said, I miss you aunt 】 zhengzhou ride with the menopause syndrome, abnormal behavior is very forgetful. His uncle Yang in her bag, received a locator. Recently when he found his lost aunt ride on the bus, cheng aunt blunt he said I miss you! Also called out his name. Yang said uncle, now work take when looking for his wife as a young wife. tRpFRNzW]
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新浪汽车：#微博交通台# 车祸是这样拍出来的？那是影视作品，真实的车祸是这样的！说车祸千遍，不如看动图一遍！转扩[话筒][话筒]
[# # weibo communication radio traffic accident is that take? That is the film and television works, the real car accident so!!! Said the accident again, see diagram again! Turn expansion [microphone] [] phone]
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金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我与男友年大学恋爱，后于年毕业后分分合合，俩人性格不太合适，所以都曾分别相亲，但维持性关系，我曾于年出轨单位同事，仅有几次性关系，均时间极短.我现实生活中亦喜欢与男人搞暧昧，日常处理同事关系一般，控制情绪能力差，年结婚，今年生育孩子，现我时常愧疚于...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I fall in love with her boyfriend years university, after years on-again, after graduation, both of character is not good, so have been dating, respectively, but the sexual relationship, I was derailed in years unit colleague, only a few times, a very short time. I also like to flirt with men in real life, daily general to handle the interpersonal relationship, control mood ability is poor, years get married, have children this year, now I often guilty to... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
小浪同学爱吐槽：【小学时欺凌女生，年后全班道歉】月日，台湾一小学班级举行了毕业年后的首次同学会，会上，全班同学向当年被欺负的女生道歉，其中一名男同学还剃光头表达歉意。tRPFuy
[Elementary school bullying girls, after the class apology month, Taiwan a primary class held the first reunion after graduation, during the meeting, the class to the bullied girls apology, one of the male students also shave their heads expressed regret. tRPFuy]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
一块去旅行：摩洛哥风格庭院
[The Moroccan style courtyard]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
汽车之家：#晚安家人# 如果给你一次重新选择的机会 你还会选现在这辆车么~
[# # good night family if give you a chance to choose again Will you still choose the car now ~]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
南方都市报：#你用万里通积分兑换过什么# 积分浪费或许正在成为一个话题。积分过期被清零、积分永远不够换想要的东西，积分可兑的东西太鸡肋等问题日益凸显。如果能有一个平台把这些积分归集起来，并能够想兑什么就兑什么，还觉得你的积分是鸡肋吗？@壹钱包
[# # you miles integral for any integral maybe waste is becoming a topic. Integral expiration is reset, the integral is never enough for what you want, integral can be something against the growing problems such as too small. If we can have a platform to the points collection up, and be able to want to cash the what is the what, also think you is integral chicken ribs? @ this wallet]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【我羽绒服都穿了 你给我看这个！[哼]】南极企鹅空降南通啦！近日，这则消息在江苏南通市民的朋友圈疯传，很多家长带着孩子兴冲冲地去看企鹅↓↓谁知现场的“企鹅”全是充气玩具，没有一只真的↓↓随后主办方就假企鹅给出回应↓↓tRBu
[I wear down jacket You gave me to read this! [singing]] airborne nantong Antarctic penguins! Recently, the news jiangsu nantong citizens in the circle of friends crazy, many parents take their children rushed to see the penguins left the scene of the left who know penguin is full of inflatable toys, and no one really left left after that organizers fake penguin response left left tRBu is given]
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冷笑话精选：你和我处不好，那你自己反思一下@宅男宅女集中营除了自己 没人有义务让你高兴
[You and me is not good, that you reflect on the @ otaku dont go out for a long time women camp nobody but themselves have a duty to make you happy]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【母亲抱女儿人群中跌入窨井 危急关头奋力托举女儿让她毫发无伤】前几日，常熟一家火锅店门口搭起一座舞台，当时一名女子抱着女儿正从人群中往舞台方向走，突然母女俩掉进了一个窨井↓↓井下的母亲满身是伤，仍努力用双手托住孩子，让她毫发无损↓↓最后母女俩被群众合力解救。tRuCon
[The mother held daughter fell into CMC in the crowd Crisis to lift her daughter to her unscathed 】 a few days ago, at the gate of changshu hot-pot restaurant put up a stage, and then a woman holding the daughter are stage directions from the crowd go, mother and daughter suddenly fell into a CMC left left underground mother covered in wounds, still trying to use both hands hold children, let her unscathed left left mother and daughter were finally together to save masses. tRuCon]
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猫扑：【吓成狗了！狗子恐高趴吊桥上不敢走 一下桥赶紧跑 [doge]】月日，重庆某公园高空荡桥上，一只狗狗趴在上面说什么都不动，主人拽一下往前蹭一下，还往后直躲。刚下吊桥，狗子立刻跑了起来。tRvWAep
[The dog dog frightened! A fear of heights lie prone on the suspension bridge did not dare to walk the bridge ran [doge]] month day, a park of chongqing high empty bridge, a dog on the above said what all dont move, master, drag the forward over the straight back to hide. Just under suspension bridge, the dog son immediately ran off. tRvWAep]
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新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【的哥连闯红灯未救回重病小孩 失声痛哭】贵州一位的哥路遇带小孩急诊的一家人。当时，孩子抽搐昏迷。为抢时间，他开着双闪灯连闯个红灯。不幸的是，孩子最后没能被救回，的哥师傅遗憾痛哭：“我已经尽力了”。事后交警没有处罚他闯红灯。 tRPgdBc
[# # weibo communication radio [brother even the red light did not save critically ill children Crying 】 in guizhou a taxi driver of emergency family with children. At that time, children convulsions coma. For working, he drove the double flash even ran a red light. Unfortunately, the children cant rescued finally, masters regret cried I have tried my best. Afterwards, the traffic police didnt punish him through a red light. tRPgdBc]
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丑女达人：高龄穿泳装，真不愧是神仙奶奶！[作揖]🙏
[Grandma - wear swimsuit, really not the kui is the fairy! [作揖]🙏 ]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
小野妹子学吐槽：很想看老板去屈臣氏
[Really want to see the boss to Watson]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【香港记者赴澳门国籍填香港被拒入境 澳门警察：香港只是地区】据报道月日，香港的一名记者从香港前往澳门采访，却在入境处被要求签署拒绝入境通知书，后被遣返↓↓治安警指记者于国籍一栏填写的香港并不正确，表示香港只是一个地区，要求记者改为填写中国香港。tRD
[The Hong Kong journalists was refused entry to Macao nationality fill in Hong Kong The macau police Hong Kong just 】 according to the report month day, a reporter from Hong Kong to Macao in Hong Kong, but in the department are required to sign refused entry notice, be deported after left left security police refers to the reporter in nationality column fill in Hong Kong is not correct, said Hong Kong is a regional, asked to fill in Hong Kong, China. tRD]
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MIUI：看图猜机，说说你的答案______？
[Look at the picture guess machine, tell me about your answer...? ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【私家车不给救护车让路 司机路边大喊“你们是不是缺德”】月日傍晚，一辆急救车堵在了国道济东高速口附近，急救车司机反复用喇叭喊让私家车给让条路，结果竟没有一辆车让道，连应急车道也被占掉↓↓愤怒的司机下了车直接到路边喊：“你们是不是缺德？”↓↓对此你怎么看？tRTETX
[Private cars dont give way to the ambulance driver side of the road Shouting you wicked 】 on Friday evening, a ambulance stuck in the road east near the mouth, ambulance driver with the horn repeatedly shouted let private cars to make road, the results did not a car pass, even occupied the emergency lanes off left left angry to directly under the driver of the car to shout you wicked? Left left down what do you think of that? tRTETX]
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小野妹子学吐槽：这个视频我也就看了遍吧。
[A video I also see through it.]
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猫扑：表面人畜无害的萌妹子实际上是人形暴龙
男票吓到声音发抖：擦。。。擦郎嘿。。tRzJgh （松鼠视频）
[Surface harmless attractive woman is actually human tyrannosaurus < br > male voice trembled ticket to wipe... Hey.. TRzJgh (squirrel video)]
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优酷：#白夜追凶#@潘粤明 潘老师的演技炸裂，说是一人分饰两角，其实不止演了两个角色：潘粤明、潘粤暗、潘粤明的暗、潘粤暗的明，满打满算一人分饰四角！[哈哈]怎么样，很厉害有没有！[笑而不语]@白夜追凶
#酷剧场# tRhhQx
[# white night after fierce # @ the purpose Pan teachers acting burst, say one person ACTS the role of the two Angle, in fact more than play the two roles the purpose, pan yue, the purpose of the dark, pan yue Ming, be fully prepared to act the role of the four corners one minute! Ha ha how, did badly! [smiling without a word] @ cool white night after fierce < br > # # tRhhQx theatre]
优酷：#大片起来嗨#@冯小刚 #冯小刚自曝选角内幕#，不爱网红脸，只认真素颜！携千挑万选的芳华小花@钟楚曦 @杨采钰Ora @李晓峰cherry @王可如Nina @隋源小朋友 集体亮相~五小花娇柔鲜妍，魅力四射~豪华阵容，点亮全场。明天上优酷，看冯导和冯女郎之间的相爱相杀[爱你]
[# large up hi # @ # feng feng revealing casting insider #, do not love blush, only serious without makeup! With thousand thousands of selecting youth flower @ Zhong Chuxi @ Yang Caiyu Ora @ li xiaofeng cherry @ Wang Keru Nina @ SuiYuan children collective appearance ~ floret feminine XianYan, charming ~ luxury lineup, the light of the course. Tomorrow on youku, see feng and feng girl slay the love between love you []]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【六旬奇葩老太熬夜玩电脑 怕犯困竟用吸毒提神[汗]】十堰一名年近六旬的老太唐某深夜玩电脑至次日凌晨，为消除困意赶走瞌睡，竟靠吸食毒品来提神↓↓唐某和朋友王某两人自制了一个吸毒用的“吸壶”开始吸食冰毒↓↓近日，涉嫌吸毒的老太太唐某被民警抓获，你怎么看？tRWt
[【 exotic flower woman to stay up late playing computer Afraid of nod off unexpectedly drug use refreshing [Mr Khan]] shiyan woman tang nearly a night to play computer to the next morning, to eliminate drowsiness away sleepy, unexpectedly refreshing left left by drug tang friend wang mou and two people made of a drug use pot start meth, left left down recently, police arrested one of the old lady don a suspected of drug use, what do you think? tRWt]
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冷笑话精选：用一道菜证明你是哪里人[doge]
[Use a dish to prove where are you from [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#优酷文化选修课#金庸先生的《天龙八部》里有一段：“自此一直向东，又行了二十余日。段誉听着途人的口音，渐觉清雅绵软，菜肴中也没了辣椒。”呃~BUT这是一个bug，辣椒是在明末从南美洲传入中国，最先作观赏用，后来慢慢才开始食用。那在这之前，无辣不欢的川黔湘鄂人都是怎么调味的呢？看本期...全文： m.weibo
[# # youku cultural electives in jin yongs tian long ba bu theres a since then has been to the east, were done by days. Broken jade, listening to the way people accent gradually feel elegant soft, didnt the chili dishes. Uh ~ BUT this is a bug, hot pepper was introduced into China from South America in the late Ming dynasty, the first for ornamental, then slowly began to eat. Then before that, not spicy huan of the region for people how to taste? Look at this issue... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家：#夜福利# 大众 Arteon 颜值担当~
[# night welfare bear ~ # Arteon public appearance level]
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[FILM WANG Zhong YU @ ZineMag photographer Lin stylist @ YiiOoi]
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新浪汽车：#微博交通台# 【大一女生骑车刮豪车，未赔偿反获资助。】近日在云南保山，一位大一新生在校外骑自行车时刮到了豪车，在烈日下了等车主等了个多小时，车主大受感动：“当时烈日当空，我为小姑娘的真诚所感动！”在了解到家庭情况后，车主的朋友决定承担张有琴大学年学费。@澎湃新闻 @人民日报 ...全文： m.weibo
[# # weibo communication radio [a freshman girl riding cars, not the money was to pay compensation. Recently in yunnan baoshan, a freshman at an off-campus scraped his luxury car, ride a bike in the hot sun had to wait more than a hour, owners owners moved the sun was at that time, I moved by the sincere for the girl! After understand the family situation, owners friends decided to undertake Zhang Youqin in university tuition fees. @ surging @ the Peoples Daily news... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：抽奖！今天是个特别的日子“就爱你”，小野的店里为你准备了无门槛优惠券，还有今晚点起一波限时降价！十一假期前最后一次机会，出游前囤货趁现在！从转发里抽两位，送元红包，分别今晚明晚平台开奖！祝大家锦鲤附体[爱你]
[Draw! Today is a special day love you, ono shop without threshold coupons for you, and lit a wave period the price tonight! Last chance before holidays, travel before stock up now! Take two from the forward, send yuan red, respectively platform the lottery tomorrow night tonight! Wish you all a koi appendage love you []]
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小野妹子学吐槽：中秋节又要到了，如何送礼物最犯愁！BUT今年我要为 @蓝月亮 @京东 疯狂打Call！今天可以到西安汉城湖公园和峨眉山象城广场参加”超级月亮“活动，#让月亮告诉你# 通过“超级月亮”送祝福还有机会上 @湖南卫视中秋之夜 ，现场更有京东小哥随机送惊喜！不能去的小伙伴戳右参与线上送祝福活动
...全文： m.weibo
[The Mid-Autumn festival is coming again, how to send gifts most worry! BUT this year Im going to crazy for @ trip @ jingdong make the Call! Today can go to xi an lake park and mount emei in Seoul as city square to participate in the super moon activities, # # for the moon to tell you on the super moon there is a chance to send blessings @ hunan TV Mid-Autumn night, the scene is more jingdong little elder brother randomly send surprise! Cant go to poke the right to participate in an online friend to send blessings activity < br >... The full text m. eibo]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小野妹子学吐槽：我就有通宵回想烦心事的臭毛病，原来是这么个道理...学习了[跪了]
[I have all night to remember pitfalls, turned out to be such a truth... Learning the] [kneeling]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：十个野外生存志愿者，被丢弃在北美原始森林，常年阴雨绵绵，北美洲黑熊、美洲狮、狼等各种野兽出没，谁能坚持到最后，就可以获得万美元大奖，万美金！！！你心动了吗？[笑而不语]
#酷剧场# tRpjpCqk
[Ten wild volunteers, abandoned the primeval forest in North America, perennial rainy, north American black bear, cougar, Wolf and so on all sorts of beast, and who can hold out until the last, and you get $awards, million dollars!!!!!! You move? [smiling without a word] < br > # # tRpjpCqk cool theater]
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