2017年9月21日星期四

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈耿直boy!
说出了我小时候不敢说的话……[允悲]
tRzTVYL ​

[Ha ha ha ha straight boy! < br > spoke when I was a little boy, I dare not say... [allow sad] < br > tRzTVYL]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    男人真的好累,只能夜里独自流泪tROJpG (via土味老爹) ​
[Men really very tired, can only night alone in tears tROJpG (via earthy]

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汽车之家:
    #停车打卡# 这孩子说出了我当年的心声啊[笑cry] 虽然老师心里MMP~ tRrlZ ​
[Parking clock # # the child spoke I the heart [laugh cry] although the teacher MMPS ~ tRrlZ in heart]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    #SPORTHYBRID不怕堵# 还记得那个怕老婆的东北司机吗,他居然跑到上海专门去挑战堵车了!他老婆知道吗[喵喵]当东北汉子开着@本田中国 混动车,遇见上海堵车,有点想看[喵喵]
[# SPORTHYBRID not blocking # still remember the wife of a driver, the northeast, he had to go to Shanghai specially to challenge a traffic jam! His wife know [meow] when northeast man driving a hybrid @ Honda China, met traffic jam in Shanghai, a little want to see [meow]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    转:年月日周四读报!一切美好从❤️
、全球化智库(CCG)与携程联合发布的报告显示, 年中国内地游客占比全球已登记游客人数近% ,境外消费总额占全球旅游总消费额.%。不过中国入境游发展相对平缓, 年至年,中国内地居民出境人数的增幅高达. % ,入境游客数量这年间的...全文: m.weibo ​

[Turn on Thursday, the newspaper! All good from ❤ ️ < br > (CCG), a think-tank, globalization with ctrip, according to a report released in China mainland tourists accounted for global registered visitors nearly % and the total consumption abroad of global tourism total spending. %. But Chinas tourism development is relatively flat, years to years, up to increase the number of Chinese mainland residents outbound. %, the number of inbound tourists from this... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:本人女,现在大三,因为童年的经历现在对认定要做的事情很倔。我大一的时候喜欢隔壁班的一个男生,后来他转到我们班,我们的关系开始变好甚至相处的很开心,本班有男生喜欢过我,后来拒绝了以后一直关系还可以,然后他们彼此之间也成了朋友。 我大二以后逐渐发现虽然我喜欢他但是我们...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend female, now junior, because childhood experiences of cognizance of things to do now is very stubborn. When I was a freshman like a boy next door class, then he was transferred to our class, our relationship is getting better and even get along very happy, our class has a boy like me, then relationship can also, since I have been refused and they became friends with each other. Since my sophomore year gradually found that while I like him but we... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

新浪新闻客户端:
    然而被欺负的女生表示,其实年前就已经没有怪过同学们了。[思考]
[Bullied girl said, however, is years ago did not blame the students. [thinking]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【年后首次同学聚会 全班向当年欺负过的女生道歉[吃惊]】台湾一小学班级举行了毕业年后的首次同学会。会上,全班同学向当年被欺负的女生道歉。据悉女生当年经历被撤凳子、被辱骂是私生子等难过的事↓↓更有一男同学还剃光头表达歉意↓↓女生看了这样回应“被霸凌”↓↓tRzpsy ​
[【 year reunion for the first time The whole class to apologize to the bully a girl [surprised]] a Taiwanese primary class held the first reunion after graduation. During the meeting, the class was bullied girl to apologize. Is understood to be the girl that was removed from the stool, was abused is illegitimate and sad thing left left a male classmate still shave more expressed regret left left the girl saw this response is bullying left left tRzpsy down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小S:
    妳,就是完美的代名詞@范冰冰你美!真的!我拍不出这种![酷][酷][酷][爱你]
[You, is synonymous with perfect @ fan bingbing, you beautiful! Really! I cant take this! [cool] [cool] [cool] [love] you]

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新浪汽车:
    同意的请点击右下角!
[Agree, please click on the lower right corner!]

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金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我和男友都是离异未育,他比我大岁,他是工程师,我是公务员,他比我收入要高十几倍。接触四个月,最近因为消费观念他经常说我,比如接触四个月,基本见面都是晚上说话,很少吃饭,一起在外面吃饭只有五次,而且都没超过元,我知道他比较省,要给父母换房子(因为父母岁数大了,...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to friends my boyfriend and I are not divorce, he ratio I big, he is an engineer, I am a civil servant, his income is ten times higher than me. Contact for four months, recently because he always said I consumption idea, such as contact for four months, basic meet are all night talking, rarely eat, eating outside together only five times, but never more than yuan, I know he is province, to give parents house (because older parents,... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

猫扑:
    #猫扑早安# 当猫咪穿上衣服后整只喵都不好了[笑cry] ​
[# # good morning mop when cat put on clothes after whole meow all bad [laugh cry]]

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张小娴:
    你的際遇如何,你就活成那個樣子。你漸漸發現,際遇不好的人,看上去的確是會蒼老些,為了漂亮,你得努力活得漂亮些,也幸福一些。 ​
[How is your chance, you live like that. You gradually found that the opportunity is not good, looks are indeed will be old, in order to beautiful, you just have to live beautiful, are some happiness. ​]

我的唯一微信号:遇见张小娴(Miss_AmyZ)。工作联系:陈仲明gongzuoshi@sina 

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【伦敦设计师打造大肚腩腰包 逼真的有点辣眼睛[二哈]】这款“老爹腰包”看上去就是个突出的大肚腩,浓密的毛发更是让它逼真度满格。设计师自称非常想拥有“老爹肚”,但又怕伤害身体,就想出这么个东西↓↓讲真,感觉女孩背它出去都能防身↓↓tRzpuX ​
[[London have rounder stomachs, designer purse lifelike a bit spicy eyes ha] [two] of this torre pockets look is a prominent belly fat, dense hair is to let it full fidelity. Designers themselves very want to have torre belly, but again afraid to hurt the body, is to come up with such a thing left left speak true, feel the girl back it can be left left tRzpuX defense]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

音悦台:
    该起床了?一起再睡一会儿吧![睡] ​
[Its time to get up? To sleep together! [sleep]]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

巴曙松:
    
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金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

巴曙松:
    
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金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

巴曙松:
    
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金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

巴曙松:
    
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金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

一块去旅行:
    #Taki日签#终于你身影消失在人海尽头,才发现笑着哭最痛。 ​
[# # Taki, sign finally you figure disappear in the end of the sea, only to find that most painful cry with a smile. ​]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

新浪汽车:
    #车闻早高峰#【公交车刹车失灵连撞车 多名人员受伤[吃惊]】昨天,西安一十字路口发生多车连撞交通事故。据现场目击者说,一辆公交车由于刹车失灵,冲向车流,连撞辆轿车。被撞轿车车头车尾面目全非,安全气囊打开。所幸的是车内司机、乘客受伤不严重,并在第一时间被送往附近的医院救治。via 陕视...全文: m.weibo ​
[# morning rush car smell # 【 bus brake failure even crash A number of injuries [surprised]] yesterday, xi an car collision accident occurred on a crossroads. According to the scene, witnesses said a bus because of brake failure, rushed to traffic, even the crashed car. Was hit sedan car rear recognition, open airbags. Luckily the car drivers and passengers was not badly hurt, and at the first time was taken to a nearby hospital. Via shan regards... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【小伙失恋后大把撒钱 称“要让世界充满爱”[费解]】日前,一多岁的小伙子在火车站售票厅转悠了一圈后,突然朝空中撒了一堆人民币!实拍、大票漫天飞舞↓↓保安捡起来数了数,一共元。小伙子坦言自己失恋了,想撒钱让大家都开心...不过这钱...可不是他自己的↓↓tRzSmq ​
[The guy said brokenhearted empress take money to let the world filled with love [difficult]], a young man at the train station ticket office s around a circle, suddenly the air and a lot of yuan! Collaosed, large flying left left pick up security counted down, a total of RMB. Young man admitted that he brokenhearted, want to make everyone happy and money... But the money... Is not his own left left tRzSmq down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【女子坐过山车受伤被截肢 两年后化身模特走上T台】日,伦敦时装周上出现一位特殊的模特:岁的Vicky Balch在一次过山车意外中受伤,被迫截肢并装上义肢。经过两年调整,她勇敢地走上T台。这也是伦敦时装周的一次创举,让人反思美丽的意义[思考]↓↓tRzaRPS ​
[The woman on a roller coaster amputation injury Avatar model on the catwalk 】 after two years, a special model to appear on the London fashion week at the age of Vicky Balch were injured in a roller coaster accident and was forced to amputation and fitted with prosthetics. After two years of adjustment, she took to the catwalk bravely. This is an initiative, London fashion week to reflect on the beauty of the meaning [thinking] left left tRzaRPS down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪汽车:
    #早安#【哪一个瞬间,让你想拥有一辆车?】也许是离家就公里路,还得玩命抢票,坐完火车倒汽车,汽车倒三轮儿的时候;也许是看着媳妇儿大着肚子挤地铁去医院做检查的时候;也许是退休在家的爹妈想到处转转的时候……来说说你的故事!@人民日报 @澎湃新闻 ​
[Good morning # # 【 which one moment, let you want to have a car? Perhaps is kilometers away from home, still have to hard rob tickets, ride the train cars, auto pour three rounds to; May be looking at her big belly crowded subway went to the hospital to do check; May be retired at home, dad think of place around... Say your story! @ the Peoples Daily @ surging news]

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巴曙松:
    
[turn]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

蔡依林:
    昨夜的星空黑
#chanel ​

[Last night, the stars black < br > # chanel]

丑女达人:
    识人不必探尽,探尽则多怨。知人不必言尽,言尽则无友。责人不必苛尽,苛尽则众远。敬人不必卑尽,卑尽则少骨。让人不必退尽,退尽则路艰。 ​​​​
[Men dont have to do, do more hatred. When one need not much, much, no friends. Mean mean people dont have to do, to the best of the far. Respect people dont have to be low, low do less bone. That people do not have to retreat, retreat to the best of the difficult road. ​​​​]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

丑女达人:
    还好意思宣传?年前¥能买一套房了,如今¥你能干点儿啥?[黑线]
[Return not bashful propaganda? Years ago selections can buy a suite, selections now some what can you do? [the black]]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

丑女达人:
    爱情最幸福的样子,就是你在闹,他在笑。[good]
[The appearance of love the most happiness, is in you, he was laughing. [good]]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

丑女达人:
    放下,才能过去,才能走向明天!
[To put down, to the past, go tomorrow!]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

丑女达人:
    一切法由心想生,境随心转,相由心生。诸行无常,诸法无我……唯心所现,唯识所变🙏🙏🙏 ​
[All born by thought, think, in the mind. The sankharas impermanence, and the method without me... 唯心所现,唯识所变🙏🙏🙏 ​]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

丑女达人:
    祝贺俺家@跑者老秦 顺利完赛第个国际马拉松赛事!照这速度再有个三、四年,拿下百马不成问题啦。[耶][good][加油] ​
[Congratulations to yunnan @ runners old qin successfully finished the first international marathon! According to this speed have a three or four years, with the horse is not a problem. [the] [good] [go]]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

丑女达人:
    真执着![偷笑]
[So persistent! [laughing]]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

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