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兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!小米手机:
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别怂!@白羊座的直男癌患者:充满了孤独,那也不能怂,就是干
[Dont the unintelligent! @ the straight male patients with carcinoma of Aries full of loneliness, that also cant the unintelligent, is doing]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!小米手机:
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你拍过哪个好看的陌生人 ________________________________
[Which one do you shoot a nice stranger ________________________________]
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[Happy birthday # chun-kai wang # # ages chun-kai wang karryon# farewell lush, with your arms at the age of more mature more brave and warm heart on a new journey, have the honor to witness your growth all the way, there is a wider future to go with you to write, juvenile savings with limitless possibilities, our little prince @ TFBOYS - chun-kai wang [heart] birthday happy birthday to poke thematic activities page tRpFuyWV love you []]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMassZAKER:
#深夜ZAKER# 生活可以归结为一种简单的选择:不是忙于真正的生活,就是一步步地走向死亡。让你难过的事情,有一天,你一定会笑着说出来。——《肖申克的救赎》 晚安。
[# the night ZAKER# life it comes down to a simple choice not busy with real life, is step by step toward death. Make you sad thing, one day, you will say with smile out. - the shawshank redemption good night. ]
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[Congratulations to @ like set user get the first wave of a red envelope. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZN supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRzflK]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。微博搞笑排行榜:
#《仿佛》有毒# 最近发现一本特别有魔力的书,叫《仿佛》,是韦杰写的第一本书。看看他写的这句:仿佛人的命运是注定的,仿佛人的命运是可以改变的,仿佛人改变命运也是注定的。是不是特有意境,有没有被吸引?反正我已中了它的“毒”
[# # as if poisonous recently found a special magical book, called like, the first book that is written wager. Look at this sentence he has written as if mans destiny is doomed, as if fate can be changed, as if people change fate is sealed. Have you ever been attract is unique, artistic conception? Anyway, I have been in its poison]
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#猫扑晚安# 【超暖的主人!胆小狗狗不敢下楼梯,主人亲自示范[心]】小狗狗不会下楼梯,害怕得嘤嘤叫,暖心的主人趴在楼梯上亲自教导,小狗狗每走一步就要紧紧依偎在主人的手臂上,萌到爆炸!可爱到犯规![太开心]tRpFWoC
[# mop good night # 【 super warm master! Cowardly dog down the stairs, master personally demonstration [heart]] puppy dog will not down the stairs, afraid they call, the master of the warm heart personally taught on the stairs, the dog dog every step is to tightly nestled in a master arm and sprout to explode! Lovely to foul! TRpFWoC [quite happy]]
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【阿姨坐公交车重复一句话 老伴定位找来 她说“我想你”】郑州程阿姨患更年期综合征,行为异常十分健忘。老伴杨叔叔在她挎包里缝了一个定位器。近日当他在公交车上找到迷路的程阿姨时,程阿姨冲他说:“我可想你!”还叫出他名字。杨叔叔说,现在把寻找老伴当成年轻时接妻子下班。tRpFRNzW
[The aunt sit bus repeat the phrase His wife to find She said, I miss you aunt 】 zhengzhou ride with the menopause syndrome, abnormal behavior is very forgetful. His uncle Yang in her bag, received a locator. Recently when he found his lost aunt ride on the bus, cheng aunt blunt he said I miss you! Also called out his name. Yang said uncle, now work take when looking for his wife as a young wife. tRpFRNzW]
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#微博交通台# 车祸是这样拍出来的?那是影视作品,真实的车祸是这样的!说车祸千遍,不如看动图一遍!转扩[话筒][话筒]
[# # weibo communication radio traffic accident is that take? That is the film and television works, the real car accident so!!! Said the accident again, see diagram again! Turn expansion [microphone] [] phone]
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#金山夜话# 听友:我与男友年大学恋爱,后于年毕业后分分合合,俩人性格不太合适,所以都曾分别相亲,但维持性关系,我曾于年出轨单位同事,仅有几次性关系,均时间极短.我现实生活中亦喜欢与男人搞暧昧,日常处理同事关系一般,控制情绪能力差,年结婚,今年生育孩子,现我时常愧疚于...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I fall in love with her boyfriend years university, after years on-again, after graduation, both of character is not good, so have been dating, respectively, but the sexual relationship, I was derailed in years unit colleague, only a few times, a very short time. I also like to flirt with men in real life, daily general to handle the interpersonal relationship, control mood ability is poor, years get married, have children this year, now I often guilty to... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家小浪同学爱吐槽:
【小学时欺凌女生,年后全班道歉】月日,台湾一小学班级举行了毕业年后的首次同学会,会上,全班同学向当年被欺负的女生道歉,其中一名男同学还剃光头表达歉意。tRPFuy
[Elementary school bullying girls, after the class apology month, Taiwan a primary class held the first reunion after graduation, during the meeting, the class to the bullied girls apology, one of the male students also shave their heads expressed regret. tRPFuy]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。一块去旅行:
摩洛哥风格庭院
[The Moroccan style courtyard]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:汽车之家:
#晚安家人# 如果给你一次重新选择的机会 你还会选现在这辆车么~
[# # good night family if give you a chance to choose again Will you still choose the car now ~]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。南方都市报:
#你用万里通积分兑换过什么# 积分浪费或许正在成为一个话题。积分过期被清零、积分永远不够换想要的东西,积分可兑的东西太鸡肋等问题日益凸显。如果能有一个平台把这些积分归集起来,并能够想兑什么就兑什么,还觉得你的积分是鸡肋吗?@壹钱包
[# # you miles integral for any integral maybe waste is becoming a topic. Integral expiration is reset, the integral is never enough for what you want, integral can be something against the growing problems such as too small. If we can have a platform to the points collection up, and be able to want to cash the what is the what, also think you is integral chicken ribs? @ this wallet]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博小浪同学爱吐槽:
【我羽绒服都穿了 你给我看这个![哼]】南极企鹅空降南通啦!近日,这则消息在江苏南通市民的朋友圈疯传,很多家长带着孩子兴冲冲地去看企鹅↓↓谁知现场的“企鹅”全是充气玩具,没有一只真的↓↓随后主办方就假企鹅给出回应↓↓tRBu
[I wear down jacket You gave me to read this! [singing]] airborne nantong Antarctic penguins! Recently, the news jiangsu nantong citizens in the circle of friends crazy, many parents take their children rushed to see the penguins left the scene of the left who know penguin is full of inflatable toys, and no one really left left after that organizers fake penguin response left left tRBu is given]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。冷笑话精选:
你和我处不好,那你自己反思一下@宅男宅女集中营除了自己 没人有义务让你高兴
[You and me is not good, that you reflect on the @ otaku dont go out for a long time women camp nobody but themselves have a duty to make you happy]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!小浪同学爱吐槽:
【母亲抱女儿人群中跌入窨井 危急关头奋力托举女儿让她毫发无伤】前几日,常熟一家火锅店门口搭起一座舞台,当时一名女子抱着女儿正从人群中往舞台方向走,突然母女俩掉进了一个窨井↓↓井下的母亲满身是伤,仍努力用双手托住孩子,让她毫发无损↓↓最后母女俩被群众合力解救。tRuCon
[The mother held daughter fell into CMC in the crowd Crisis to lift her daughter to her unscathed 】 a few days ago, at the gate of changshu hot-pot restaurant put up a stage, and then a woman holding the daughter are stage directions from the crowd go, mother and daughter suddenly fell into a CMC left left underground mother covered in wounds, still trying to use both hands hold children, let her unscathed left left mother and daughter were finally together to save masses. tRuCon]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。猫扑:
【吓成狗了!狗子恐高趴吊桥上不敢走 一下桥赶紧跑 [doge]】月日,重庆某公园高空荡桥上,一只狗狗趴在上面说什么都不动,主人拽一下往前蹭一下,还往后直躲。刚下吊桥,狗子立刻跑了起来。tRvWAep
[The dog dog frightened! A fear of heights lie prone on the suspension bridge did not dare to walk the bridge ran [doge]] month day, a park of chongqing high empty bridge, a dog on the above said what all dont move, master, drag the forward over the straight back to hide. Just under suspension bridge, the dog son immediately ran off. tRvWAep]
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#微博交通台#【的哥连闯红灯未救回重病小孩 失声痛哭】贵州一位的哥路遇带小孩急诊的一家人。当时,孩子抽搐昏迷。为抢时间,他开着双闪灯连闯个红灯。不幸的是,孩子最后没能被救回,的哥师傅遗憾痛哭:“我已经尽力了”。事后交警没有处罚他闯红灯。 tRPgdBc
[# # weibo communication radio [brother even the red light did not save critically ill children Crying 】 in guizhou a taxi driver of emergency family with children. At that time, children convulsions coma. For working, he drove the double flash even ran a red light. Unfortunately, the children cant rescued finally, masters regret cried I have tried my best. Afterwards, the traffic police didnt punish him through a red light. tRPgdBc]
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高龄穿泳装,真不愧是神仙奶奶![作揖]🙏
[Grandma - wear swimsuit, really not the kui is the fairy! [作揖]🙏 ]
兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!小野妹子学吐槽:
很想看老板去屈臣氏
[Really want to see the boss to Watson]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。小浪同学爱吐槽:
【香港记者赴澳门国籍填香港被拒入境 澳门警察:香港只是地区】据报道月日,香港的一名记者从香港前往澳门采访,却在入境处被要求签署拒绝入境通知书,后被遣返↓↓治安警指记者于国籍一栏填写的香港并不正确,表示香港只是一个地区,要求记者改为填写中国香港。tRD
[The Hong Kong journalists was refused entry to Macao nationality fill in Hong Kong The macau police Hong Kong just 】 according to the report month day, a reporter from Hong Kong to Macao in Hong Kong, but in the department are required to sign refused entry notice, be deported after left left security police refers to the reporter in nationality column fill in Hong Kong is not correct, said Hong Kong is a regional, asked to fill in Hong Kong, China. tRD]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。MIUI:
看图猜机,说说你的答案______?
[Look at the picture guess machine, tell me about your answer...? ]
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【私家车不给救护车让路 司机路边大喊“你们是不是缺德”】月日傍晚,一辆急救车堵在了国道济东高速口附近,急救车司机反复用喇叭喊让私家车给让条路,结果竟没有一辆车让道,连应急车道也被占掉↓↓愤怒的司机下了车直接到路边喊:“你们是不是缺德?”↓↓对此你怎么看?tRTETX
[Private cars dont give way to the ambulance driver side of the road Shouting you wicked 】 on Friday evening, a ambulance stuck in the road east near the mouth, ambulance driver with the horn repeatedly shouted let private cars to make road, the results did not a car pass, even occupied the emergency lanes off left left angry to directly under the driver of the car to shout you wicked? Left left down what do you think of that? tRTETX]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。小野妹子学吐槽:
这个视频我也就看了遍吧。
[A video I also see through it.]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。猫扑:
表面人畜无害的萌妹子实际上是人形暴龙
男票吓到声音发抖:擦。。。擦郎嘿。。tRzJgh (松鼠视频)
[Surface harmless attractive woman is actually human tyrannosaurus < br > male voice trembled ticket to wipe... Hey.. TRzJgh (squirrel video)]
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#白夜追凶#@潘粤明 潘老师的演技炸裂,说是一人分饰两角,其实不止演了两个角色:潘粤明、潘粤暗、潘粤明的暗、潘粤暗的明,满打满算一人分饰四角![哈哈]怎么样,很厉害有没有![笑而不语]@白夜追凶
#酷剧场# tRhhQx
[# white night after fierce # @ the purpose Pan teachers acting burst, say one person ACTS the role of the two Angle, in fact more than play the two roles the purpose, pan yue, the purpose of the dark, pan yue Ming, be fully prepared to act the role of the four corners one minute! Ha ha how, did badly! [smiling without a word] @ cool white night after fierce < br > # # tRhhQx theatre]
优酷:
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[# large up hi # @ # feng feng revealing casting insider #, do not love blush, only serious without makeup! With thousand thousands of selecting youth flower @ Zhong Chuxi @ Yang Caiyu Ora @ li xiaofeng cherry @ Wang Keru Nina @ SuiYuan children collective appearance ~ floret feminine XianYan, charming ~ luxury lineup, the light of the course. Tomorrow on youku, see feng and feng girl slay the love between love you []]
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