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微博搞笑排行榜：
#网恋有真爱#吗？说说你的看法或故事_______________________________
[# # net to have true love? Give your opinion or story _______________________________]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

人民日报：
【别人家的娃检查身体[太开心]】外国一个小宝宝去医院检查身体，不仅没有哭，还全程配合护士检查。睁着大眼睛微笑又专注地看着护士，最后直接歪头枕在了护士手上，简直太可爱了！tRNEjPXq
[The other peoples Eva check body [quite happy]] foreign a baby to a hospital checking the body, not only didnt cry, also with all the checks. Zheng big eyes smile and focus to see the nurse, finally directly slanting the head nurses hands, its so cute! tRNEjPXq]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

何润东：
#那年花开月正圆#暖男也有霸气的时候，吴聘只希望陪你久一点，再久一点...
[# # flowers month is that year round sunshine boy is powerful, wu hired only want to accompany you for a long time, again a little bit longer... ]

林小宅-：
上飞机睡到下飞机😶
然后和你们说一个我太幸运的事情了..
因为睡醒了发现自己的橡皮筋不见了.就开始找嘛.要下飞机了.觉得应该掉在脚底了. 结果我特么发现了我的身份证掉在缝里了！！看到一张熟悉的照片！幸好啊！！！不然的话！GG💩
[上飞机睡到下飞机😶
然后和你们说一个我太幸运的事情了.. waked up because he found himself slipping the rubber band is missing. Began to find it. Going off the plane. Thought it would be out in the soles of the feet. The results I found my id card away in the seam!! See a familiar photos! Fortunately!!!!!! Otherwise! GG💩 ]

林珊珊_Sunny：
工作后的自己，和你想象的一样吗？
其实不管做什么，在哪里，再忙再累，都不要忘记好好经营自己。毕竟，爱美的女生，运气总不会太差哦[污]
导演@Lipa刘畅拍摄@张哲向北
（刘畅最近在拍商业片，说是这条鸡汤送给工作不顺心的女孩纸们，让你们保持微笑哦[太开心]ps刘畅可真有少女心[摊手]）

[After work, and you think the same? in fact, no matter what, where, again busy and tired, dont forget to take their own. After all, love beautiful girl, luck will not be so bad oh [pollution] @ Lipa director liu taken @ chang north (liu chang in films, recently said that the girls of chicken soup for a bad day at work, let you keep smile oh [quite happy] ps Liu Changke has a real girl heart [stand hand]) ]

【商业合作请发邮箱】supermanjbc@

Kakakaoo-：
这个就作为今天的日常好了<(￣︶￣)>tRNuP（使用#秒拍#录制，免流量看热门短视频！）
[This just as todays daily < (￣︶￣) > tRNuP (use # s # record, see popular free flow short video!) ]

重庆妹儿💪👩♋️🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱♍️👨

舒畅：
🍭[兔子][馋嘴]
[🍭[兔子][馋嘴] ]

工作联系qiqiqiqi@sina

趣闻搞笑：
便秘怎么办？！！天天向上有一期节目上给出了一个这样的方子，握草，一招就灵！
这个大家一定要看看，很多人需要！[good]
不多说了，我要去药店抓药了，排毒[挖鼻] tRNmOFIH
[Constipation? !!!!! Day day up a stage show gives a such remedies, with grass, a players spirit! this we must see, many people need! [good] not much said, I will go to the pharmacy this prescription, detoxification tRNmOFIH [dig nose]]

最好玩最创意的新鲜事，网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频！

阅后即瞎：
还有比闺蜜的男朋友更好的男人吗？ tRNmcnQ
[There is a better man than girlfriends boyfriend? tRNmcnQ]

原《瞎看什么》内容创作团队原班人马独立打造。天纳TAMNAAAA 出品。

许晴随行笔记：
就不变
[Just the same]

郭斯特：
馒头不想在下面tRNmdXOg
[Steamed bread dont want to tRNmdXOg below]

我是平板！合作联系QQ，周边在这儿tRzAkS

Happy张江：
国外小哥在街头#用桶当鼓#敲出完美音律，结尾高能预警，帅炸！[赞]tRNmHQyV
[Foreign little elder brother in the street # # in buckets when drum on perfect melody, ending high-energy warning, handsome fry! [who] tRNmHQyV]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

发钱君：
这条微博很给力，请仔细看图，所有人都有，转起
[This tweet very awesome, please look at the picture carefully, all people have, turn up]

一个专门发钱的微博你值得拥有

FortyLions：
📷 @aierwins
[📷@aierwins]

Duebass

艳光四射性冷淡：
认识个特别招人喜欢的中年男人，他喝了点酒说，要这个年纪不惹人讨厌，只需要做到三点：，不公开谈性。，不回忆过去。，不教人做人。显然，许知远这样为代表的中年直男没有一丁点这样的自觉。
[Know the middle-aged man, a very like he drank the wine, said to the old dont hate, only need to do three things, dont talk about sex in public. And dont recall the past. Dont teach a person. Obviously, Xu Zhiyuan such as representatives middle-aged straight without any such consciousness. ]

I want an instant orgasm with no effort.

拍照小技巧：
新学期送同学们一台颜值杠杠的佳能单反相机，用它记录校园里的每一个瞬间，留住校园美好的时光！简单贴心，拿走不谢！[来]
[Give students a new term levels of leverage Canon SLR cameras in appearance, use it to record throughout the campus every moment, keep good time campus! Simple sweet, take not thank! [to]]

分享照片与拍摄技巧，摄影初学教程、摄影观察与评论，让你在摄影道路上能够不断的成长。商务洽谈QQ：，

韩国me2day：
【Twitter】炒鸡乖炒鸡帅气的小哥哥们~[色][色]期待明天回归~#EXO#
[Fried chicken good Fried chicken Twitter 】【 handsome little brothers ~ [color] [color] expected return ~ # EXO# tomorrow]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

蓝蓝占星：
【必须要说的好消息】明天晚上（月日），水星就停止逆行了，过去三周多的那些辗转、多错、情绪和思路不时失控的事情，会告一段落[鼓掌]
[Have to say good news 】【 tomorrow night (June ), stopped retrograde mercury, who passed over the past more than three weeks, many wrong things from time to time, emotion and thinking is out of control, will come to an end. [applause]]

异地电话咨询命数、合作邀约、风水调整、BB公司取名、择日请发邮件【@qq】联系。微信号：lanlanzhanxing

天天美食推荐：
【张亮版菠萝咕咾肉】——菠萝和肉的完美结合，做出不一样的美味[舔屏]tRNmdFWa
[[liang zhang pineapple black bears meat 】 - the perfect combination of pineapple and meat, make different delicious tRNmdFWa [lick screen]]

新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！商务洽谈QQ：，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

神回复吐槽帝：
史上最有素质的骂架……
[允悲][允悲]林则徐的棺材板怕是压不住了 tRNmjPOM
[In the history of the most quality quarrel... [allow sad] [allow sad] Lin zexus coffin plate even suppressed the tRNmjPOM]

爱吐槽~偶尔神回复~无节操P图~大脑洞段子~一只蛇精病的PO主~！

小P老师：
#美颜课堂# 很多女生总是把眼霜往眼部周围随意一涂，就以为护眼工作大功告成了，可是眼部的问题却没有任何改善，更有甚者，竟发现自己长出了可怕的脂肪粒！[费解]今天就来教大家怎样正确地涂抹眼霜，让你的贵妇级眼霜充分发挥它的昂贵功效，滋养你的美目哦~[憧憬]
[# # skin care class a lot of girls always put the eye cream around the eye to the optional one, it accomplished the work that shield an eye, but no any improvement eye problems, what is more, unexpectedly found himself out of the terrible adipose bead! [difficult] today is to teach people how to correctly apply eye cream, let your lady eye cream give full play to its high efficacy, nourish your eyes oh ~ [hope]]

美丽魔法师亚洲最具人气造型师工作邀约sunpeng@pimei

我的厕所读物：
今天十二点后就到鬼节了。还记得左央吗？天涯曾经有个不信鬼神的楼主，开贴玩各种灵异游戏，比如血腥玛丽，招魂术等等，一开始他定时汇报游戏感受。突然有天他消失了，再回来时已是三年后，他对游戏只字不提，劝告大家不要把这些当游戏，很危险。年后，他再次开贴，讲述了这几年发生的怪事。很可怕
[Today went to the Halloween after twelve o clock. Remember ZuoYang? The end of the world had a didnt believe in ghosts and gods the building Lord, open play various paranormal, such as bloody Mary, spiritualism, etc., at first, he regularly report the game to experience. One day he suddenly disappeared, come back is already three years later, when he said nothing to the game that you dont take these when the game, is very dangerous. Years later, he again drive stick, tells the story of strange things happened in recent years. Very terrible]

有一天，你看到我的微博，从此你再也没从马桶上下来

反裤衩阵地：
有时候就真的懒得说话，因为最终你会发现：很多人需要的不是沟通，而只是想要被捧场。于是你只好闭嘴，假装自己很内向。
[Sometimes you really too lazy to speak, because eventually you will find a lot of people dont need communication, I just want to be famous. So youll have to shut up and pretend to be very introverted. ]

Dolce far niente

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
万块就能买到的硬派敞篷越野车北京。开上它腰不酸腿不疼了，胸前的红领巾也更鲜艳了，开上仨月你修理技术就算入门了。。。这视频你们感受一下[允悲][允悲]（by逗斗车）tRNnuCqv
[Ten thousand dollars can buy hard convertible suvs from Beijing. On the waist sour leg not painful, the bright red scarf and more before the bosom, on three months you repair technology even if entry... This video you feel [allow sad] [allow sad] tRNnuCqv (by stir hopper)]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

一只学屌：
狗：我就想让你跟我姓，这狗成精了，绝对成精了。[doge]tRNma
[Dog I just wanted to let you with my name, the dog into a fine, absolutely fine. [doge] tRNma]

从前有个人关注了我，然后Ta过上了幸福快乐的日子

日本零君：
日本开学的第一天，校方组织了屋顶告白大会。被拒绝的男孩子会利落的说声阿里嘎多，小小年级却比很多大人还要绅士。知道喜欢的人有女朋友的女孩子会说我要放下我的喜欢，请在我恋爱时也为我加油！羡慕这样就算被拒绝也会大声说出来的勇气，以及这个单纯的喜欢对方的年纪。tRNmLUaL
[Japan, the first day of school, the school organized roof confessions. Rejected boys will agile say ali ga, but small grade gentleman than many adults. Know of the person you like have a girlfriend girls will say I want to let my love, please cheer for me when Im in love! Envy that even rejected the courage to say it out loud, and the pure love of each others age. tRNmLUaL]

日本动漫，日本娱乐，日本美食，日本美景，日本趣闻，图文转自网络，欢迎关注【零君】。

娱乐情报媛：
北美灵魂歌手#川普#最新翻唱#霉霉#新歌《Look What You Made Me Do》。唱功渐长，鼓掌[鼓掌]tRNmQASo
[North American soul singer # # # # trump latest cover mold mold new song Look What You Made Me Do. Singing, clapping tRNmQASo [applause.]]

新鲜出炉的新闻娱乐八卦，接好了，憋烫着了～

思想聚焦：
没人嘲笑你的梦想，他们只是嘲笑你的实力。
[Nobody laugh at your dreams, they just laugh at you. ]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ

笑话：
网友拍到的一幕：成都街边一环卫大爷正在给共享单车上链条。愿世间的好人都能被时光善待。[心]
[The net friend photographed the scene chengdu street a sanitation big ye are to share a chain on your bike. May all the good can be treat time. [heart]]

笑话菌，你每天的益生菌！！！欢迎投稿！合作互推Q

烧伤超人阿宝：
一群人违法了，而且是明显而且严重的违法了。违法的受害者是警方和政府。在全国人民一边倒的支持警方和政府依法处理这起严重违法事件的前提下，被违法者打骂羞辱的警方和政府官员竟然顶着全国人民的压力选择妥协赔款。这正常吗？唯一的解释就是：违法者在政府中有他们的利益代言人和保护伞，而警方及官
[The law for a group of people, and it is obvious and serious illegal. Illegal victims are the police and the government. At the national peoples one-sided support the police and government to deal with the serious illegal events under the premise of be to beat and scold violators shamed of police and government officials with the pressure of the national peoples choice compromise reparations. Is this normal? The only explanation is offenders have their interests in government spokesperson and umbrella, and the police and the officer]

北京大学医学部博士，烧伤科副主任医师，科普作家，医疗新媒体。

CCTV5：
【视频：全运男子自决赛孙杨碾压夺冠！】刚结束的#天津全运会#男子米自由泳决赛，@孙杨以分秒的成绩，毫无悬念的夺得了冠军！山东队的季新杰获得亚军，上海队的邱子傲获得季军！恭喜他们啦！
tRNmTyxF
[【 video all man since the final shipment Sun rolling victory! Just the end of the # # tianjin national games, the mens freestyle final @ sun with minutes, there is no suspense won the championship! The shandong team JiXinJie runner-up, through the Shanghai teams third place a proud Qiu Zi! Congratulations to them! tRNmTyxF]

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