你上学时带过哪些奇葩的东西 _________________________________
[When you go to school with what wonderful work _________________________________]
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新浪汽车：#车圈话题# 你大概有多少钱后才会去买一辆一百万左右的车？！
[After # #.so topic you probably how many money to buy a car for the one million or so? ! ]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：回复@harryliuhl[笑cry]@harryliuhl还是指纹的好吧？永远不会变。一年年的，脸型变化太大了。@但斌[赞]@马曼然[赞]
[Reply @ harryliuhl [laugh cry] @ harryliuhl or fingerprint ok? Would never change. Every year, face shape change is too big. @ but bin [who] @ Ma Manran [who]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：另外说一下，我去看了现场，吴是当天唯一指出选手话筒参数有问题的制作人。这段没播。
[In addition, I went to see the scene, wu is the only point out that there is something wrong with the microphone parameter producer. This period of no sowing.]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：@北洋学士：警察记大过算比较恰当了；泼妇袭警处罚轻了。袭警是不可容忍的性质问题，警察一再被挑衅情况下抱摔没顾及小孩也是不能原谅，但却是程序与方式问题。
[@ beiyang bachelor give the police is one of the more appropriate; The virago punishment light assaulting a police officer. Is intolerable assaulting a police officer the nature of the problem, the police have repeatedly provoked cases slam didnt take care of the child is also cant forgive, but its procedures and methods.]
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但斌：回复@昆仑山云[赞][鲜花][干杯][作揖]@昆仑山云巴菲特也犯错，但犯了就改仍是股神！
[Cloud reply @ the kunlun mountains [who] [flowers] [drink] [bowing] @ kunlun mountains cloud buffett also make mistakes, but made the change is still strands of god!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[微风][心][作揖][赞][鲜花][干杯]@葛光柠：积善之家，福报绵绵。这一瓶酒多少价值，不完全是因为它的价格，而是代表一颗真诚的孝心，年茅台为岁老人贺寿，完美！@黄土高坡的快乐时光万一瓶的年茅台，真正的液体黄金，喝一瓶少一瓶。
[[wind] [heart] [bowing] [who] [flowers] [drink] @ GeGuang twist the home of the ill, the merits. How much value this bottle of wine, not completely because the price of it, but a sincere heart, maotai for years old celebration, perfect! @ the joy of the loess plateau over the years of a bottle of maotai, the real liquid gold, drink a bottle of bottle of less.]
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但斌：@曼巴小A@牛市sky从政策的力度和措施看，钢铁、煤炭的价格上来了就不会轻易下去了。要不怎么还银行的钱啊……
[@ mamba small A @ bull sky from the policies and measures, steel, coal prices up is not easy. Or how the money from the bank...]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：.PGone从头至尾尊重规则。而在一项竞技比赛中，尊重规则就是强大。他所经历的心理波动是他本不应承担的。
.信真的很Real。作为业界前辈给出建议，作为嘉宾对自己的决定负责。
.吴亦凡又man又暖，保持少年之心也懂大人规则。作为制作人，自己的选手受到不公平的待遇时，挺身而出为之抗争；作为业界前...全文： m.weibo
[PGone respect rules from start to finish. And in a competitive game, the rules of the respect is powerful. He experienced is he should not bear the psychological fluctuations. < br >. The letter is really Real. As the industry senior recommendations, as guests are responsible for their decisions. < br > wu queer man and warm, to keep the young heart also understand adult rules. As a producer, is unfair treatment of his players to stand up to fight; As the industry before... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：[赞]@马曼然[赞]
[[who] @ Ma Manran [who]]
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林依晨Ariel：殺青了⋯⋯🤔
[⋯⋯🤔屠宰青了]
工作上邀約請聯絡： 或 周小姐， 亦可加經紀公司「周子娛樂有限公司」微信號caa
但斌：@杨建国实话实说。
[@ jian-guo Yang tell the truth, he said.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@马曼然[加油]
[@ Ma Manran [go]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@北宇星珩回复@任仁雄你说的太对了，我在上海说济宁没多人知道，但提济宁下面的县级市曲阜。梁山，微山湖，大名鼎鼎。[哈哈]@任仁雄回复@北宇星珩去过几次济宁，很不错[赞][鲜花]。不过就像咸宁之于赤壁、南平之于武夷山，很多人不知道济宁，但知道曲阜。[握手]
[@ north yu xing plover reply @ Ren Renxiong what you said is right, I said in Shanghai jining not many people know, but under the mention of jining county of qufu. Liangshan, weishan lake, the famous. Replyha ha @ Ren Renxiong @ north yu xing plover has been to several times the jining, good [great] [a flower]. But as in the red cliff, nanping of xianning in wuyi mountain, a lot of people dont know the jining, but know qufu. Shake hands []]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@郭群John转发微博
[@ Guo Qun John forwarded microblog]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@环球时报【上海市公安局通报：“绊摔抱娃女子”警察被行政记大过 涉事女子被警告】上海市公安局刚刚通报：因民警超出合理的控制限度，松江分局对涉事民警朱某作出行政记大过处分；涉事女子张某无理纠缠、威胁，甚至推搡阻挠民警正常执法，已构成阻碍执行职务，对张某作出警告的处罚决定。
[@ global times [the Shanghai public security bureau reported trip fell embrace her woman police have been give administration etc Involved women were warned 】 the Shanghai public security bureau has just reported beyond the reasonable control limits for police, songjiang branch to policemen involved Zhu Mou give administrative sanctions; Involved woman zhang unreasonable entwine, threats, even shoving obstruct normal law enforcement, police have hinder the performance of duties, with zhang warned of the penalty decision.]
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但斌：@人民日报【人民微评：感受许老爷子的使命感】从个字母都背不全的孩子，到享誉日隆的翻译大师，许老爷子究竟付出了多少？岁高龄仍工作到凌晨三点就是答案。把一个国家创造的美，转化为全世界的美，这是翻译家不懈的价值追求。许老爷子向世界贡献的不只是一部部译著，更有强烈的文化担当。
[@ the Peoples Daily [peoples review experience make the old sense of mission 】 from the letters are not all children, to the famous master in this translation, xu (how much? - year - old still work until three o clock in the morning is the answer. To create the beauty of a country, into the beauty of the world, the value of the translator is unremitting pursuit. Xu he contribution to the world not only produce many translation, more strong culture.]
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但斌：发表了博文《巴菲特岁生日采访全文，谈及特朗普、美联储以及股票投资》巴菲特岁生日采访全文，谈及特朗普、美联储以及股票投资+--+新财富学院+来源：Wind资讯APP+巴菲特在tRNpvSl
[Published a blog post the buffett birthday interview in full, when it comes to trump, the federal reserve and stock investment buffett birthday interview in full, when it comes to trump, the federal reserve and stock investment + + of + new wealth source APP + buffett in tRNpvSl Wind information]
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但斌：@任仁雄@寻找价值的小兵转发微博
[@ Ren Renxiong @ forward to find the value of the batman]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@昭晧转发微博
[@ zhao dust forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@六国虹[思考]@窦财神供给侧改革@沈阳吴军英语家教：控盘炒作……
[@ the six rainbow [thinking] @ sinus mammon lateral supply reform @ shenyang wu jun English tutor control plate of hype...]
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汽车之家：#晚安家人# 让你很有好感的一款车是_______?
[# # good night family gives you a very good feeling of car is...? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小野妹子学吐槽：秋刀鱼的滋味～
[The taste of saury ~]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：@六国虹转发微博
[@ the six rainbow forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：#带着微博去旅行#微博真棒！突然给了我一个意想不到的惊喜、感动和收获！穿越记忆的河流，祝岳父岳母生日快乐🎈🎉🎉🎊🎊🎂 tRNNkoth
[# # to travel with weibo microblogging are great! Suddenly gave me an unexpected surprise, touched, and harvest! 穿越记忆的河流，祝岳父岳母生日快乐🎈🎉🎉🎊🎊🎂 tRNNkoth ]
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新浪汽车：#出行生活#让三叉星在全球闪耀[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑] tRNamHzI
[# # travel life let three-pointed star shining in the world [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] tRNamHzI]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端：【岁老夫妻自驾游年，走遍祖国万里[心]】年，谷向东的妻子患癌症，手术化疗年后妻子出院。他决定陪她一起旅行。两个人一辆车，从西藏到赣南、川西、青海，年携手走遍祖国各地。他说：“只要我还能开车、能走路，我就陪她一直走下去！”你想@ 谁陪你一起去？ tRNxkds
[【 years old couple in many towns, through all the motherland the [heart]] years, GuXiangDong wife had cancer, surgery, chemotherapy years later his wife out of the hospital. He decided to travel with her. A car, two people from Tibet to jiangxi, sichuan, qinghai, years hand in hand around the motherland. He said as long as I can drive a car, can walk, I will accompany her go! Who do you want to @ to go with you? tRNxkds]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
一块去旅行：而我知道＿＿＿＿。
[And I know ____. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
小野妹子学吐槽：恭喜@隔壁王钢铁 名用户获得【红包】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZN对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公证链接：tRNNeW
[Congratulations to @ the next king of steel users get red packets. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZN supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRNNeW]
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但斌：[鲜花][微风][作揖][心][干杯]@诺日朗：書香門第，有教養的二代[鲜花]
[[flowers] [wind] [bowing] [heart] [drink] @ norovbanzad lang scholarly family, cultivated the second generation (flowers)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：还真是[允悲]@宅男宅女集中营多吃点哈哈哈哈@胡歌苏上次回家前跟老妈说想喝银耳莲子汤 结果回家天天煮一锅我喝[允悲][拜拜]
[Is [allow sad] @ otaku dont go out for a long time of women to eat more camps ha ha ha ha @ before their arrival Sue last home with old mama say want to drink tremella lotus seed soup Results home cooked a pot of everyday I drink [allow sad] [bynum]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【西安一幼儿掉入深井十小时 救援人员掘地十余米将其救出[心]】日上午西安市一名岁多的幼儿不慎掉入深井，井深约多米，井下有水↓↓孩子卡在米左右位置，事发后，公安消防迅速赶赴现场并调集十余台挖掘机，于时分许将孩子成功救出↓↓现场救援视频↓↓tRNNsQ
[【 xian a child fell into the deep well ten hours Rescue workers dig in more than meters to reach its [heart]] morning xi an age of a number of young children accidentally fell into the deep well, the well about meters deep, underground water left left children stuck in meters down position, after the incident, the public security fire quickly rushed to the scene and assemble more than digger, in the time promised child rescued left left the scene rescue video left left tRNNsQ]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
音悦台：【晚安】睡前看看#Taylor Swift#的音乐发展路程大总结！从乡村到流行，百变无疑了！[小黄人高兴]tRNKmSVF
[Good night before going to bed to see # Taylor Swift# music development path of great summary! From country to pop, changed certainly! [huang people happy] tRNKmSVF]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
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