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冷笑话精选：
转需[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[Turn to be [doraemon surprised]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

冷笑话精选：
珍惜眼前吧
[Cherish the present!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【被这微笑治愈！朱莉被求合影后超自然回应】近日，安吉丽娜·朱莉外出遇到警察求合照，下一秒这真诚又不做作的微笑，可以说是非常迷人了！四连拍真是瞬间秒了无数人↓↓随后有网友po出朱莉青涩旧照↓↓曾经甜美不经世事脸，现在成熟不失天真脸，你更爱哪个她？ tRpBksvh
[【 is cured this smile! Julie was asked to pose for supernatural response after 】 recently, Angelina jolie photo out by the police, the next moment the sincere and natural smile, is very attractive! Four shoot was instantly seconds left countless people left then some Po from Julie young old photo left left once sweet without the world face, now mature do not lose the innocent face, which one do you more love her? tRpBksvh]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

MIUI：
分享一组三角形构成的催眠动图，非常有效。记得转发备用。
[Share a set of triangular diagram of hypnosis, is very effective. Remember to forward. Set aside. ]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

猫扑：
主银把喵星人按倒在地上，不停的强吻它。。。看喵星人的表情，感觉喵星人已经放弃喵生了。。。喵：宝宝竟然被银类污辱了<(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)> tRprmWn （via我和宠物的日常）
[The main silver meow star people to pour in the ground, strong lips it. . . Meow meow star expression, look like star people have given up meow. . . Meow baby was silver kind of insult < (; ´ ༎ ຶ Д ༎ ຶ `) > tRprmWn (via my daily) and pet]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

谢娜：
洗完头好开心来看你们一眼👀[笑而不语]
[洗完头好开心来看你们一眼👀[笑而不语] ]

太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！

顶尖设计：
韩国插画师Hyocheon Jeong 用画笔捕捉爱情的美好瞬间
[South Korea illustrator Hyocheon Jeong using brushes to capture moments of love]

职业搬砖，业余设计。

优酷：
#优酷蒙面唱将#“宝宝翻身把歌唱” 隐藏了这么久也终于和大家见面咯~最强反差萌的“海绵宝宝”就是我们的@杜淳 #蒙面唱将猜猜猜#每周日晚优酷全网独播！
[# # youku masked will sing babys turn to sing hidden so long also finally and meet you cough up ~ the strongest contrast of spongebob squarepants is our # @ # Du Chun masked sing will guess every Sunday night youku so run! ]

新浪新闻客户端：
希望孩子平安！[可怜]
[I hope children peace! [poor]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【姐弟俩分钟内接连坠楼众人伸手但未接住[伤心]】日下午，广东东莞，实拍一女童从三楼坠落，险些砸中路人↓↓分多钟后，眼看另一男童欲跳窗救女孩，多名路人试图伸手去接但未成功，男孩重重落地↓↓据悉，一对姐弟俩是被家长反锁在家，目前俩孩子都在抢救中。tRpBrfza
[【 the sister and the minutes fall in succession They stretch out his hand but failed to catch [sad]] days afternoon, guangdong dongguan, make a girl fall from the third floor, narrowly missing the stranger left left after minute, see another boy flies out of the window to save the girl, more people tried to stretch out his hand to pick up but failed, the boy hard landing left left the pair is locked at home by parents, sister and brother now both children in the rescue. tRpBrfza]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽：
雨后的东京迪士尼海洋，仿佛二次元世界呈现眼前...美轮美奂，亦幻亦真[爱你]
[The Tokyo Disney sea after the rain, as if the secondary YuanShiJie show... Beautiful, is also true love you []]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷：
明星身上的爆款为什么在自己的身上就变成了笑料，你这件围裙真可爱，你确定你这件不是睡衣？每次面临这样的评价都恨不得找个地缝钻进去，想知道症结所在吗？两天后，来#疯狂衣橱# ，@疯狂衣橱，让你的美丽不再搞笑[爱你][来]
[Why stars hot style became a joke in your body, you this cute apron, are you sure you this is not my pajamas? Every time facing such evaluation couldnt find a disappear, do you want to know the crux? Two days later, to # # crazy wardrobe, @ crazy almirah, let your beauty no longer funny love you [] [to]]

新浪汽车：
#微博交通台# 【男子上班途中摔倒赖在地上, 称其老板不承认工伤就不上救护车】苏州震泽一名男子骑一辆电瓶车上班，在一路口不慎摔倒。民警和救护车都赶到现场后，躺在地上的男子却怎么都不肯上车去医院。你怎么看？ tRpBbw
[# # weibo communication radio [man lai on the way to work falls to the ground, says its boss doesnt admit the ambulance inductrial injury is not 】 suzhou shock ze a man riding a storage battery to work, fell at a crossroads. After police and an ambulance rushed to the scene, how man lying on the ground but didnt get on the bus go to the hospital. What do you think? tRpBbw]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家：
#夜福利# 梅赛德斯-AMG-Project ONE 土豪们准备好了么~
[# # night welfare Mercedes AMG - Project ONE local tyrants are ready to get married ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷：
#优酷蒙面唱将#“我是赞助商派来的”还是没有顶住我们猜评团的炮轰式拷问，最终迎来揭面！他就是我们的音乐才子@胡彦斌 #蒙面唱将猜猜猜#每周日晚优酷全网独播！
[# # youku masked to sing I was sent by his sponsor or not to resist we guess a review of the group of shell type torture, have revealed to face! He is our music wit @ hu # # masked sing will guess every Sunday night youku so run! ]

冷笑话精选：
来玩个游戏吧[doge]
[To play a game [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

东方航空：
#MU大视野# 什么样的文化印记代表一个民族？三分钟欣赏祖国壮阔河山，每一帧都是壁纸[憧憬]转发，为“中华非遗”疯狂打call！
tRpHSfS
[# # MU view about what kind of cultural imprint on behalf of a nation? Three minutes to enjoy the motherland vast country side, each frame is wallpaper vision forward, crazy for China national intangible make the call! < br > tRpHSfS]

中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。

优酷：
#优酷蒙面唱将##我是赞助商派来的#深情演唱《小半》，简单的形容词、动词留给我们无限的想象空间，仿佛看到了一个人对另一个人的全部情绪[悲伤]，《蒙面唱将猜猜猜》优酷全网独播，听到这首《小半》你想到了谁？[笑而不语]tRpBuNop
[# youku masked will sing # # # I was sent by his sponsor, soulful singing half, simple adjectives, verbs left us infinite imaginary space, seem to see the one person to another person all the emotions [sad], masked sing will guess youku tech-oriented window, heard the song half who did you think of? [smiling without a word] tRpBuNop]

优酷：
#白夜追凶#每周抢先看六集～简直不要太爽～另送福利：tRpBZyr 莅临优酷直播、淘宝直播，提前剧透关键情节，直播链接：tRpBvGx
[# # white night catch a week first six episodes ~ is not too great ~ send other benefits tRpBZyr to live live youku, taobao, reveal key plot in advance, live links tRpBvGx]

优酷：
#关晓彤岁生日快乐#@关晓彤超级大迷弟@黄旭BooM 惊喜登场[小黄人高兴]自称被《一仆二主》中晓彤的微笑迷住，就再也没有爬出坑过[doge]现场还freestyle了一把，为晓彤送上岁的祝福，这样的迷弟，优酷君也想要！#酷剧场# tRpBnxop
[# xiaotong guan happy birthday # @ xiaotong guan Super fan of big brother @ Huang Xu BooM surprise appearanceyellow to claim to be a servant of two masters who smile fascinated and have never had climbed out of the pit doge field also put a freestyle, blessed haletone on age, such brother, youku jun also want! Cool # # tRpBnxop theatre]

小野妹子学吐槽：
刚刚看完#生活相对论#，难以想象，曾经唱着《回到拉萨》的叛逆摇滚少年郑钧，摇身变成了温柔奶爸，在节目中练瑜伽，坐在地上给四岁女孩画小猪佩奇，原来摇滚天王也如此温情，奶爸郑钧魅力满分～
[Just finished watching # # life relativity, it is hard to imagine, once sang back to Lhasa rebellious young zheng jun rock, morphing into a gentle father, yoga in the show, sitting on the ground to draw four year old girl pig page, the original rock singer also so emotional, dads zheng jun charm full marks]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

张亚勤：
【DeepTech深科技】“神经网络之父”抛弃几十年探索成果，欲从头开始开辟全新道路 tRpBnGsY
[【 DeepTech deep technology 】 father of the neural network to abandon decades exploration achievements, create a new road tRpBnGsY to start from scratch]

“夫英雄者，胸怀大志，腹有良谋，有包藏宇宙之机，吞吐天地之志“

张亚勤：
百度云智峰会现场观感：ABC云里面有什么？-科技频道-手机搜狐 tRpBEqq
[Baidu YunZhi summit and impressions ABC cloud whats in it? Channel - technology - mobile phone sohu tRpBEqq]

“夫英雄者，胸怀大志，腹有良谋，有包藏宇宙之机，吞吐天地之志“

微博时尚：
#伦敦时装周# @周冬雨和吴亦凡@Mr_凡先生现身Burberry 秋冬系列秀场，两人身穿当季新发布系列，秀场互动频频，有点萌哦[挤眼]
[# London fashion week # @ zhou and Mr Wu queer @ Mr_ every emerged Burberry qiu dong series shows that two men dressed in a new series in the quarter, show interactive frequently, a little bit of oh [eye]]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

优酷：
#大片起来嗨#你有一份来自@OrlandoBloom 奥兰多的表情包，请签收~睁眼是开花哥的表情包，闭眼是开花哥的笑声，优酷君要被如此魔性的开花哥洗脑了~谁来救救我[可怜]
[# # large up hi do you have a package from @ OrlandoBloom Orlando expression, please sign for it to open package is the flowering of expression, close your eyes is the flowering of laughter, youku jun is going to be so devious looking flower elder brother brainwashed ~ somebody help me [poor]]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【醉酒少女离奇误闯酒店厨房钻入冰箱活活冻死[衰]】美国一岁女子和朋友狂欢，次日其尸体在一巨型冰箱内被找到，尸检结果为冻死。实拍女孩自行走进无人冷冻间↓↓但家属不接受这一结论...看过监控视频的网友都觉得，似乎有只无形的手，指引醉酒少女一步步走进巨型冰箱↓↓tRpBRUc
[The drunk girl bizarre break into the hotel kitchen into the refrigerator, causing [failure]] the year old woman with a friend, the next day her body was found in a giant refrigerator, autopsy results for freezing. Make the girl no one to walk into the cold room left left but family does not accept the conclusion that... Seen monitoring video netizens feel, seems to have only the invisible hand, guide a drunken girl left left tRpBRUc down step by step into the giant refrigerator]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

金山夜话博主：
#金山夜话# 听友：两年换工作两次，有点觉得沮丧，因为是在私企外贸销售，看业绩吃饭，晋升没意思，看着以前的老东家大国企的同事稳定且最近福利好了很多，如果当时继续在那混日子应该比现在钱还多，我当初是不想浑浑噩噩混日子做重复的工作而离职，现在感觉如果不离开这个二三线城市在哪里工作都一样...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends two years in work twice, a little frustrated, because it is a foreign trade sales in private enterprises and the results to have a meal, promotion dull, looked at the old club before big state-owned companies colleagues stable and good benefits a lot recently, if the time continues to laze around it should be more money than they are now, I dont want to muddle along doing repetitive work and leave, now I feel if you dont leave the second - and third-tier cities where I work are all the same... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

优酷：
#优酷蒙面唱将#是她又不是她#断肠人在天涯#也太难猜了！不过这首《一定要幸福》也太好听了吧，同样的都会法语，到底是张碧晨还是尚雯婕？[污]《蒙面唱将猜猜猜》优酷全网独播，小优的耳朵大概真是木的[费解]……tRpBTKOY
[# youku masked sing will be she is not her # # # heartbroken people in the end of the world is too hard to guess! But it must be happiness is too good, the same will be French, Zhang Bichen or shang wenjie? [pollution] the masked sing will guess youku so run, little optimal ears is about wood [difficult]... tRpBTKOY]

优酷：
#优酷蒙面唱将#“爱发呆的红骑士” & “断肠人在天涯”翻唱张信哲这首《用情》，情到深处自然浓，用不一样的嗓音诠释这首歌不同的情感[爱你]#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#每周日晚优酷全网独播，戳视频体会一场听觉的盛典！tRpBWf
[# # youku masked will sing love stunned the red knight & heartbroken people in the end of the world cover zhang xinzhe it with affection, deep affection to the nature, this song is different with different voice emotional love you [] # # masked sing will guess every Sunday night youku so alone, poke video experience a hearing festival! tRpBWf]

优酷：
#优酷蒙面唱将##煎蛋侠#深情演唱《遇见》，温柔清澈的声音，四大天王中也只有他了！怪不得@巫启贤会用“从容淡定”来评价[爱你] 《蒙面唱将猜猜猜》优酷全网独播，你们知道他是谁了吗？tRpBNX
[# youku masked will sing # # # Fried egg man soulful singing met, tender and clear voice, four major Kings also only him! No wonder @ wu will use calm detachment to evaluate [love] you masked sing will guess youku so alone, do you know who he is? tRpBNX]

优酷：
【#优酷蒙面唱将#正片】链接来了！[爱你]#蒙面唱将大看点#都在这里了！猛戳视频吧！tRpBYccQ
[【 # # youku masked sing will feature links to come! Love you [] # masked sing will be big attraction # are all here! Stab video!!!! tRpBYccQ]

冷笑话精选：
难啊[二哈]@邱杰-QJ：明明那么努力了。却得不到任何东西。
[Difficult two ha] [@ Churchill - QJ clearly so hard. But dont get anything.]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【男教师深夜借“盖被子”猥亵女学生全宿舍女生均遭毒手[怒]】平南县思旺镇中心小学出现猥亵幼儿事件：一名六年级女生表示，老师会以帮她们盖被子为由，趁机摸胸、还上下其手↓↓全宿舍女生均遭其毒手！监控实拍还原真相↓↓日，男子因犯猥亵儿童罪被判有期徒刑四年。tRpBWxec
[【 male teachers night borrow blankets obscene female students According to whole dormitory girls suffered [anger]] ping pingnan, prosperous town central primary school molesting a child a sixth-grade girls said, the teacher is going to cover with quilt son, to help them the chance to touch the chest, also act in collusion with left left whole dormitory girls suffered her! Monitoring will restore the truth left left, down, down man had committed crime of child molestation was sentenced to four years. tRpBWxec]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

猫扑：
【女子点外卖给差评丈夫被打进ICU[衰]】近日，长沙余女士在一家烧烤店点了外卖，吃过之后，感觉部分未烤熟，味道很一般，于是给了差评，并且写了一些抱怨的话。第二天晚上，、个人带着棍棒找上门来，让她解释清楚，随后双方发生冲突。余女士丈夫被殴打，因为脑挫裂伤、脑干损伤被送入医院转入ICU，...全文： m.weibo
[The woman some take-out for bad review Husband is in the ICU [failure]] recently, changsha lady in a barbecue shop ordered takeout, after eating, feel some not baked, taste is very general, then gave the bad review, and wrote some complaints. The next night, come your way, individuals with sticks, let she explained, then the two sides clashed. Shes husband was beaten, because the brain contusion, brain stem injury was taken to hospital, transferred to the ICU... The full text m. eibo]