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北美吐槽君：
“女友抱怨我给异性朋友系鞋带而拒绝帮她拎包”
[Girlfriend complain to the opposite sex friend tie his shoes and I refuse to help her bag]

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人民网：
【汽车仪表盘上的信息，你能读懂吗？】高清大全！@图说交通九图带你成为用车高手。实用贴，转发收藏！
[The car dashboard information, you can read? Clearly the whole! Traffic nine figure of @ drawings show you the car as a master. Forward practical, collection! ]

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yuiko1305：
My first man.
[我的第一个男人。]

陈醋 too cool for u.

颜值财经程凌虚：
我发表了头条文章《秋风秋雨满江湖》 tRNTrMbF
[I published articles headlines autumn rain ManJiangHu tRNTrMbF]

颜值财经首席评论员

阅读小镇：
如果肯吃苦就能获得成功，那么最有钱的就是农民和农民工；如果努力就可以获得成功，那么满大街打工者都是成功的人。想成功先要选对方向，找对平台，跟对人，在正确的时间做正确的事，再加上努力才会成功！选择比努力重要，眼光比能力重要，突破比苦干重要，改变比勤奋重要，态度比专业重要！
[If Ken bear can be successful, the richest is the farmers and migrant workers; If efforts can be successful, then full avenue migrant workers are a successful person. Want to succeed must first select the right direction, to find the platform, with the people, to do the right thing at the right time, coupled with the efforts will be successful! Choice is more important than efforts, taste is more important than ability, breakthrough is more important than hard work, change is more important than hard work, the attitude is more important than professional. ]

作家，今于静谧的小镇停留，读书写作▼合作请私信

全球摄影精选集：
包裹在冰里的花 | 摄影师 Bruce Boyd 和艺术家 Tharien Smith 创造的冰冻的插花
[Wrapped in ice flower | photographer Bruce Boyd and artists Tharien Smith created frozen flower arrangement]

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狮子陪我：
做不做大哥的狗子
[Do not do eldest brother dog son]

大人们真奇怪

莎拉波娃星闻馆：
#玛莎的美网#姐真是收不住！但凡知道稍微打慢点都能得分，掉了第二盘！
[U.S. open # # Marthas elder sister is really can not accept! If anyone knows a little bit slowly can score, dropped the second set! ]

l阿噗l：
开学睡不着（）
[Begins to sleep ()]

🚬烂人一个又肥又丑又腐又宅，苟且偷生

wuli贞宝宝：
两个小时的结果[二哈]
[The results of the two hours ,]

不管什么时候，都做一个不凑合不打折不便宜不糟糕的好姑娘。

戴小姐Chocho：
💗💗💗

率性不好吗？阅世愈浅，性情愈真。涉世已深，还能保有天真，才算真不易之。

搭配女郎：
香气四溢的“花茶”[哆啦A梦微笑]
[Scented tea doraemon smile]]

潮流搭配、时尚街拍。

美食视界：
岛国一小哥去年埋葬了家养的吃货小仓鼠，今年再去祭拜，竟然长出了美丽的向日葵...很感动但好像明白了什么
[Island a small brother buried domestic version of the small hamster last year, this year to visit again, unexpectedly long out of the beautiful sunflower... But it seemed to understand what]

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盐光水灵-伊莎：
出了酒店几步路，就在这家吃的brunch. 选择在天台用餐，不过还有点担心会冷，但上来一看头顶上都是封闭式heater，烤的人脸红脖子不粗
[Out of the hotel a few road, is in the eat brunch. Choose in tiantai meals, but still have some fear of cold, but a major contributors are on the top of the enclosed heater, baked red face neck not coarse]

撕烤污迹并快乐反光镜

情感专线：
以前总以为，人生最美好的是相遇。后来才明白，其实难得的是重逢。如果说相遇是久别重逢，希望我们别来无恙。
[Always think before, met the most beautiful and good life is. Afterwards just know, in fact, is a rare reunion. If the encounter is reunited, hope we hope that you are well. ]

心理咨询感悟人生分享快乐

攝影師蔡崇輝：
每个人都有这样的经历吧：躺在夜里，却怎么也睡不着，会有许多许多的画面在自己的脑海里，曾经的你，曾经的我，曾经的我们，或悲或喜，或忧或痛，很多人，不是你想一直陪伴就真的能一直陪伴着，很多事，不是你想怎么样就真的怎么样，你无能为力，什么时过境迁，物是人非都可以成为很好的理由。
[Almost everyone has this experience lying in the middle of the night, but how also can not sleep, there will be many many pictures in his mind, once you, once I, once we, or sad or hi, or sorrow or pain, a lot of people, can not you want to always accompany you really stayed with, a lot of things, not what do you think it really, you cant, what changed, things can be a good reason. ]

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辽A1977：
人生八大忌，一定别再犯。

一忌：出口伤人
做人，会说话很重要。会说话的人，总会让人喜欢。别随便说话，别说得太随便，伤了别人，也是伤害自己。

二忌：背后议论
人前不说人，人后更不能议论别人，这是为人的基本素质，在背后议论别人，总会传到别人的耳朵，那对自己没什么好处。

三忌：狂妄自大

[Eight big fear in life, dont make. one avoid export hurtful personhood, talking is very important. Talking, always let people like. Dont just talk, dont say too casually, hurt others, also hurt yourself. avoid gossiping about in front of people, who cannot talk more after the others, this is a basic quality, talk behind someones back, always to others ears, it not be good to yourself. avoid hubris ]

成熟不过是善于隐藏沧桑不过是有泪无伤

阿狸说到心坎里的话：
有时像患了忧郁症一样，会突然心情不好。偶尔像患了自闭症似的，会突然不想说话。
[Sometimes like suffering from depression, suddenly in a bad mood. Occasionally like had autism like, will suddenly dont want to speak. ]

很萌很萌的阿狸，带着那些伤感的话走进您的心坎（qq)

孙渣：
[允悲]其实我在十来年前就不吃**拉面了，上海那时候**小偷特别多，而且很凶，当街抢，还捅死过人。不少**拉面店都是销赃点，偶尔能看到**小偷拿了偷来的手机在那里销赃，还有朋友说遇到**小偷喊了一声，结果从**拉面里跑出来一群**人追着他打的。各种事下来，印象不太好，就没去吃了
当然最主要还是味
[Allow sad actually, I am in ten years ago is not eat * * ramen, Shanghai * * the thief at that time much more special, and very fierce, rob, this street was stabbed to death. Many * * noodle shop is a distribution point, occasionally can see * * thieves have stolen phones and sell it there and friends say meet * * the thief gave a cry, the results from ran out in a group of * * * * people chasing him. Things down, the impression is not very good, you dont have to eat of course, the most main or taste]

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江宁婆婆：
[摊手]睡啥起来嗨
[Hi [stand hand] sleep what]

婆婆是大家叫的，本人已婚男。也可关注微信号：jnpopo

周扬青：
我的骨架大到我穿男生码都还可以[吃驚]
[My big bones to wear boys yards all can also [surprised]]

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微天下：
【坐在家里沙发上被车撞伤真·“躺枪”】天空新闻网报道，周日凌晨，英国约克郡一男子正与家人坐在自家的沙发上，这时一辆白车高尔夫撞上他家，把房子撞了一个窟窿之后着火，致使这名男子下肢严重损伤，被送往医院，他的妻子和孩子没有受伤。报道称，车内共有三人，也因头部受伤被送往医院。
[【 sit at home on the sofa, hit by a car is innocent 】, sky news reported that early Sunday, Yorkshire a man is at home on the sofa with his family, at this time a white car golf crashed into his house, hit a hole in the house after the fire, cause the man lower limb serious damage, were taken to a hospital, his wife and children was not hurt. According to the report, the car a total of three people, also was taken to the hospital for a head injury. ]

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郑渊洁：
#早起的虫子被鸟吃# 早上好。现在是年月日清晨点分。现在您为什么醒着？ #郑在打卡#
[# # the early worm was the birds eat good morning. It is on the early morning. Why are you awake now? # # zheng in clock in]

《童话大王》月刊岁了邮局订阅代号－

星座爱情001：
姑娘，记住这些至少会让你少走人生百分之八十的弯路！
[Girl, remember that these will make you at least walk life eighty percent less detours! ]

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美搭社：
走最野的路，纹最精致的身
[The wild way, wens finest]

爱穿搭，更多搭配在薇❤：bta

写给前任的999封情书：
哪一个瞬间让你下定决心放弃曾经深爱的人？
[What a moment to let you set your mind to give up once love deeply of the person? ]

你不是公主你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

唯美式情感语录：
ღ
熬不过去的日子就让自己忙碌
想念的日子就看看清晨的日出
[ღ endure not miss the past days let yourself busy day just look at the sunrise early in the morning]

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头条新闻：
【美特工搜查俄驻美外交机构俄方抗议称系侵略】继要求关闭俄驻旧金山总领馆在内的三处俄在美外交机构后，美国政府于当地时间日派特工搜查了这三处地方。按照国际法规定，尽管这几处地方被关闭，但仍属于俄外交财产。美这一行动激起俄罗斯的愤怒。俄称是“前所未有的侵略行动”。tRNTka
[The United States agents searched Russias diplomatic missions to the United States Russia protesting said is aggression after closing the Russian consulate in San Francisco, the three places of Russian diplomatic missions in the United States, the United States government in local time, sent agents raided the three places. According to the regulations of the international law, though this in several places were closed, but still belong to Russias diplomatic property. This action provoked the wrath of Russia. The invasion of Russia said was an unprecedented action. tRNTka]

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痞男日記：
【情感帖】错过了爱你的姑娘，你就活该遇到个婊子。
[Missed the emotional post 】【 love you girl, you deserve it met a bitch. ]

愿意为你留下的一定要珍惜。

一句语录签名：
有时你自己可能都没察觉在你经历一些事或遇到某个人后你就像换了一种性格悄悄地告别了从前的自己
[Sometimes you may never noticed after you experience something or meet someone you like to change a character quietly said goodbye to the former]

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情伤诉：
世界上最浪费时间的事就是给年轻人讲经验，讲一万句不如你自己摔一跤，眼泪教你做，后悔帮你成长，疼痛才是最好的老师。人生该走的弯路，其实一米都少不了。
[The worlds a waste of time is to tell young people experience, about ten thousand other than yourself a fall, tears will teach you to do, sorry to help you grow, the pain is the best teacher. The life path detours, actually are integral to a meter. ]