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沈博阳：
    大半夜来体验上海的网红店，耳光馄饨。开在胡同里年的人气小店，最近开始走上大街，走进购物中心。炸猪排味道一流，馄饨馅很棒，汤头对于吃惯了北方馄饨的人来说，略显清淡。 ​
[Most of the night experience web celebrity shop in Shanghai, slap wonton. Years the popularity of the shop in the alley, has recently started to the streets, into the shopping center. Fried pork chops taste first-class, wonton filling is great, broth for north used to eat wonton, slightly thin. ​]

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微博搞笑排行榜：
    再次遇见曾经喜欢的人，是什么感觉 _____________________________ ​​​
[What feeling is met once again of the person you like, _____________________________]

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新浪汽车：
    #交通万象# 骑电动车一定要注意安全！[衰] tRNHtU ​
[# # traffic vientiane ride electric vehicles must pay attention to safety! [failure] tRNHtU]

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猫扑：
    多做几块就能盖房子啦
[Do a few more will be able to build a house]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
    我喜欢你与你无关。
但是你不喜欢我我真他妈难过呀。 ​
[I like you have nothing to do with you. < br > but you dont like me I true his mama sad ah. ​]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

尼尼刀刀：
    我到这个年纪已不再羡慕谁，只想成为自己，把自己经营好就足够。
林肯说：超过四十岁的人，在自己的脸上一定挂着责任感。
我虽不到这个年纪，但已满身都挂着责任感。
优秀是一种习惯🤗[心] ​
[I to this age is no longer envy who, just want to be their own, manage myself is enough. < br > Lincoln said more than people, hanging on his face must have sense of responsibility. < br > I is less than the age, but are hung has been covered in the sense of responsibility.
优秀是一种习惯🤗[心] ​]

老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时，关键是我们如何利用它^o^

微博搞笑排行榜：
    新来的朋友，加一下我微信。内容精心整理，一周更一次，没广告，活好不粘人 ！偶尔管分配对象[doge][doge] ​​公众號 gaoxiao ​
[The new friends, add my WeChat. Content carefully, more once a week, no advertising, live very clingy! Occasionally pipe allocating objects [doge] [doge] public gaoxiao]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

汽车之家：
    #晚安家人# 市售车型中你最喜欢的是_______?销量怎么样？ ​
[# # good night family cars sold in... is your favorite? How are sales? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车：
    #出行生活# 幼童发动电动车摔伤，家长：责任在车主 [摊手][摊手] tRNakqtT ​
[# # young children to launch electric vehicles travel life hurt, parents responsibility in owner [stand hand] [stand hand] tRNakqtT]

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优酷：
    本期复仇者联盟的大战，就在#鸡条比惨大会#中拉开序幕了！[允悲]这得多大仇，才能让大家这么斗志昂扬～不过，优酷君觉得最惨的可能还是@沙溢 ，所以#沙溢逆袭#可一定要成功啊！[并不简单]but，热血萌新@王嘉尔 到底在激动啥，下一次来比惨的可能就是你啊～[doge] tRNTqReY ​
[This period the avengers alliance of war, in the article # chicken than miserably assembly # beginning! Allow sad much this electrocuting, can let you so combative ~ however, youku you think the worst is probably @ ShaYi, so # ShaYi counter attack # must be successful! [] are not simple, but the blood of the new @ Wang Jiaer what in excitement, next to than miserably is probably your ~ [doge] tRNTqReY]

优酷：
    #优酷极限挑战#上演《潜伏暗花》大戏，史上最“强”的复仇者联盟@郭涛 @沙溢 @宋小宝纯行货 @王嘉尔 要让男人帮尝尝被折磨的滋味啦[二哈]就问问你们害不害怕，慌不慌张！[doge]被念叨了一季的#沙溢逆袭#要成真了？优酷君笑而不语.......
tRNTGBpg ​
[# # youku limit challenge on the latent shadow drama, in the history of the strong avengers alliance @ guo tao @ ShaYi @ Song Xiaobao pure trading @ Wang Jiaer to let a man to taste the taste of being tortured! [two ha] ask you to harm is not fear, panic dont panic! [doge] was chanting the season # # ShaYi inverse attack to come true? Youku gentleman smiling without a word... < br > tRNTGBpg]

微博搞笑排行榜：
    太需要了[允悲]每次都是用这里擦眼镜的@-水蛋蛋- 望量产！@-U-米花是真的了，非常需要
[Too need [allow sad] every time is wiped glasses with here @ - water balls - at production! @ - U - meters flower is really, really need]

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一块去旅行：
    有生之年系列之瑞士。 ​
[Lifetime series of Switzerland. ​]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

优酷：
    #秦时丽人明月心# 西安迪丽热巴？指的是我们咸阳宫里的丽姬吗~[污]快来快来，丽姬麻麻和政哥准备今晚十二点开始搞事情[偷笑] ​
[# # warlords beauty bright moon west AnDiLi hot bar? Refers to our xianyang palace she ~ [pollution] come on come on, li ji hemp and elder brother going to start doing things [laughing] twelve o clock tonight]

谢娜：
    哈哈! 连吃两天火锅[馋嘴][耶] ​
[Ha ha! Even to eat hot pot [available] [and] two days]

太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！

顶尖设计：
    女性时尚史- ​
[History of womens fashion -]

职业搬砖，业余设计。

MIUI：
    分享一组变动曲线组成的催眠动图，效果奇佳。记得转发备用。 ​
[Share a set of change curve of hypnosis dynamic figure, work wonders. Remember to forward. Set aside. ​]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

edc陳冠希：
    tRNYDFE

快點去聽！
一隻猴子
第三部曲 ​
[TRNYDFE < br > < br > listen to them. A monkey is < br > < br > the first trilogy]

International nomad

猫扑：
    小哥偷偷塞给流浪汉爷爷美金，之后发生的事，让人感动落泪。“只有曾坠入深渊的人才能理解他人的痛苦！”[泪]tRNlPVeF ​
[Sneaking little elder brother to the a tramp grandpa dollars, after what happened, let a person was moved to tears. Only a person who fall in the deep can understand the pain of others! [in] tRNlPVeF]

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汽车之家：
    #夜福利# 驾乘舒适 凯迪拉克 XT ​
[Welfare # # night ride comfort Cadillac XT]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷：
    日本偷袭珍珠港后，各国元首的反应如何？这次事件究竟是美国的阴谋还是真的偷袭？月日点约你看历史揭真相……#酷剧场#
tRNYsOl ​
[After the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, heads of state of reaction? This event is the plot of the United States or really sneak attack? June points about you see history revealed the truth... # # cool theater < br > tRNYsOl]

新浪汽车：
    #交通万象# 高速违法停车，车上人员拦车问路[哈欠] tRNaFS ​
[# # traffic all the illegal parking, car pulled up to ask the way [yawn] tRNaFS]

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优酷：
    #火星情报局#帽咚风成功吹到了火星，周副局长@周冬雨 和教官@刘超刘阿超 爆笑上演，演出了别一番风味[捂脸]tRNOOsrR ​
[# # Mars cia cap dong the wind to Mars, successful week, deputy director of the @ zhou and instructor @ Liu Chaoliu super joke, play dont taste tRNOOsrR [his face]]

微博搞笑排行榜：
    吸一下[doge]@脾气好到爆的狮子座 心都被萌融化了[色][色][色]
[Whiff [doge] @ good temper to Leo Heart was melted by MOE [color] [color] [color]]

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优酷：
    【#优酷蒙面唱将#第一期正片上线！】[憧憬]#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#林俊杰、张韶涵动情演绎《屋顶》，桃子姐@陶晶莹 直呼太明显[嘻嘻]！你俩倒加加戏呀，演的也太不走心了[笑cry]。更多精彩内容速戳链接tRNYKSnw ​
[【 # # youku masked sing will first positive online!] [hope] # # masked sing will guess jj Lin, Angela symphony of the roof, peach elder sister @, matilda tao call too obvioushee hee! You two gagarin play ah, dont go play too heart smile to cry. Poke link tRNYKSnw speed more wonderful content]

小野妹子学吐槽：
    一个困难的抉择：如果你的爱豆每亲你一下，你最好的朋友就会胖十斤，你会让爱豆亲你几下？ ​
[A difficult choice if you love beans each give you a kiss, your best friend will be fat ten catties, would you let love bean kiss you several times? ​]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【简直不要命！辆大货车高速集体倒车、掉头、逆行】辆大货车高速上突然发现路线错误，随后辆大货车集体倒车逆行，造成后方正常行驶的车辆不得不左右绕行或停车等待。交警随即对辆货车驾驶人，分别给予元罚款并记分，降低最高准驾车型的处罚↓↓tRNYYI ​
[【 dont desperately! Big truck high speed collective back, turn around and retrograde 】 the big truck suddenly found on high-speed line, then the big truck collective astern retrograde, cause behind the moving vehicles had to detour around or stop waiting. Traffic police immediately to truck drivers, were given yuan and scoring, reduce the highest type of punishment left left tRNYYI quasi driving]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

微博汽车：
    #狂热改装# 不浮夸，品味TechArt带来的改装小超跑，极致魅力。
[# # fanatical adapted immune, small taste of TechArt modified supercar, supreme fascination.]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

猫扑：
    【俩熊孩子街边打闹：父亲摔打他人娃，致抽搐不省人事[怒]】月日，河南安阳县，两个小孩在街道玩耍打闹，其中一名小孩父亲见状，上前抓起另一孩子，狠狠地摔到地上。孩子当时被摔的浑身抽搐，不省人事，该男子将小孩放到路边就离开了。（梨视频）tRNDL ​
[Father street play the two bears break, others to twitch unconscious [anger]] month day, anyang county, henan, two children playing in the street, one of the childs father said, to grab another child, ruthlessly fell to the ground. Children were broken into and convulsions, unconscious, the man put the child in the left side of the road. Video (pear) tRNDL]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【旬老太窗外撒万元养老钱 居民分钟内一抢而空】岁老人将五万元钱从抽屉里取出，趁家人睡觉时将钱从十楼窗户外撒出。看着从天空中飘下许多钱，刚开始几位居民并没有捡钱，两分钟后，一名穿紫色衣服中年妇女看到地上的钱后开始捡钱，其它群众看到有人带头，开始疯狂捡钱↓↓tRNYonnk ​
[The ten-day woman out of the window and ten thousand yuan pension money Residents minutes fully 】 - year - old man to take out fifty thousand dollars from the drawer, while family bed put money out of the window and tenth floor. Looked at from a lot of money in the sky, at first few residents did not pick up money, two minutes later, a middle-aged woman wear purple clothes after seeing the money began to pick up money, other people to see someone take the lead, the left left tRNYonnk starts to pick up money]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

MIUI：
    飞流直下三千尺，疑是MIUI有嘻哈。

参加#MIUI有嘻哈#，赢号平衡车和小米X。转发这条微博，抽送 个小米手环。 ​
[Plunges three thousand feet, suspected beautiful MIUI hip-hop. < br > < br > to hip hop # # beautiful MIUI, win, balance and millet X. Forward this tweet, pumping a millet bracelet. ​]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

优酷：
    【#优酷蒙面唱将#第一期正片上线！】[憧憬]#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#“我们白着呢”和“御前侍卫带三把刀”演唱的第一首歌《龙卷风》已上线～～某侍卫真是一开口就暴露身份啊……大家有没有猜到他是谁？速戳链接
tRNYbLWE ​
[【 # # youku masked sing will first positive online!] [hope] # # masked sing will guess to we and command guards took three knife sing the first song tornado has an online ~ ~ a bodyguard was exposed identity o... You have to guess who he is? Poke link speed < br > tRNYbLWE]

汽车之家：
    #家家新闻# 【将于月上市 Jeep自由光新增一款车型】日前，我们从Jeep官方获悉现款自由光将新增一款车型，新车或定位于.L领先版智能包与.L专业版智能包两款车型之间，其主要变化集中在配置方面，动力上继续搭载现款.L自然吸气发动机，并将于月份正式上市销售。通过此次车型的调整可以进一步扩大...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # every news [light will be coming on the market on Jeep liberty 】 for a new model, we will learn from Jeep official cash free light new models, new or targeting. L leading intelligent package and. L pro smart packets between two models, the main change is focused on the configuration, power continues to pick up the cash. L naturally aspirated engine, and will be officially listed in the sales. Through the model of adjustment can be further expanded... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【年轻母亲带三岁孩子当街偷车 孩子目睹盗窃全过程】一名妇女，带着一个三岁左右的孩子骑着摩托车准备过马路。当时她看见停车区有一个电动车没有上锁。随后她根本不顾及旁边的路人，在众目睽睽之下盗走电动车，把她的小孩带到车上一块离开了↓↓tRNYsn ​
[The young mother with three children aged street car theft Child witnessed the whole process of theft 】 a woman, with a three years old or so children riding a motorcycle ready to cross the road. When she saw the park area has a electric cars unlocked. Then she doesnt consider next to the passers-by, stole from under the eyes of the electric car, her children a piece left in the car, left left tRNYsn down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪汽车：
    #老司机课堂# 学会并线，你好我好大家好[挤眼][挤眼][挤眼] tRNaDUAW ​
[Old driver class # # society and lines, how are you my good everybody is good [eye] [eye] [eye] tRNaDUAW]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。