死鸭子：是在下输了。
[Duck death is lost.]
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新浪汽车：如果这是你的车，而她...恰好是你的女票，你会怎么办？？[摊手]
[If this is your car, and she... Happens to be your woman, what will you do?? [stand hand]]
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小野妹子学吐槽：然而心中已有B数
[However have B number in mind]
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猫扑：大脸的猫啊，没办法抗拒啊_(´ཀ`」 ∠)_
[Big face cat, couldnt resist _ (´ ཀ ` <) _]
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南方都市报：【爆笑！北京人教广东人说北京话，太难了[允悲]】近日，一北京姑娘教广东妹子说北京话的视频热传。“公乳儿坟”“西日门”...广东妹子直呼学得好累。她甚至把经典的“中央电视台”都读错了……中央电视台：[费解][费解][费解]tRNjMpum 广东网友：如果是北京人说广东话呢？[偷笑]#南都互动#
[[joke! Beijing taught Beijing speaking cantonese, its too hard to [allow sad]] recently, a Beijing girl teach sister said Beijing dialect video heat transfer in guangdong. Public Suckling grave and west, door... Guangdong sister call learn very tired. She even read classic CCTV is wrong... CCTV [difficult] [difficult] [difficult] tRNjMpum guangdong netizen speak cantonese if it is from Beijing? [laughing] # # SMW interaction]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【岁女童惨遭性侵 岁母亲设局枪杀凶手[吃惊]】的瑟布育有两名子女，去年月女儿告诉她岁那年曾遭到西拉的性侵，同时又哀求妈妈不要伤害西拉↓↓满腔怒火的瑟布为了帮女儿报仇，设了这个局成功的枪杀了岁青年西拉↓↓目前瑟布被控二级谋杀，你怎么看？tRNEdjpE
[The old girl was sexually assaulted - year - old mother was shot and killed the murderer [surprised]] was married with two children, told her daughter at the age of last months Silas sexual assault, begged mother dont hurt Silas left again at the same time left in anger of cloth in order to revenge for my daughter, set up the youth bureau successfully shot, Silas left left the cloth was charged with second degree murder, what do you think? tRNEdjpE]
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猫扑：【这位小哥要火啊！成都大一新生神似王宝强[并不简单]】近日，一名@西南交通大学希望学院 的大一新生，长相神似王宝强 ！[并不简单]你觉得像吗？你给打几分？[doge]
[【 the little elder brother to fire! Chengdu freshman looking like wang baoqiang [] are not simple 】 recently, a @ southwest jiaotong university hope college freshmen, who resemble wang baoqiang! [] are not simple do you feel like? Do you give? [doge]]
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冷笑话精选：教你分钟折一朵好看的小花！
整个折叠过程太精巧！展开时相当惊艳啊[哆啦A梦吃惊]
tRNEKNyY
[Teach you minutes to fold a nice flowers! < br > the folding process too smart! With the striking ah [doraemon surprised] < br > tRNEKNyY]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博汽车：#大V聊车# 二十万预算，标致给你一种开战斗机的感觉~
[Car # two hundred thousand budget # big V chat, Peugeot give you a feeling of open fighter ~]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
小野妹子学吐槽：#携手冬奥，伊路有你#没有比人更高的山，每一次攀登都要勇于探索、自我超越；没有比脚更长的路，每一步脚印都要铿锵有力、坚持到底；没有永远绝对的胜利，每一次行动都要不忘初心，砥砺前行。
[# # to the games, the road has you no mountain higher than people, every climb the courage to explore, beyond himself; No more than a foot long road, each step footprints are forceful, stick to it; No absolute victory forever, every action or forget to beginners mind, self-motivated. ]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻# 【增电子手刹 款瑞虎将于月日亮相】日前，我们从奇瑞官方获悉，款瑞虎其将于今年月日正式亮相，新车相比现款车型在外观和部分配置方面进行了升级，另据此前消息该车将于月内上市。tRNERKgH
[# # every news [electronic hand brake Paragraph tiggo or dingle will appear] days before the month day, we learn from chery official, tiggo or dingle it will officially debut at this date, new car models compared to cash in appearance and upgraded part of the configuration, according to the vehicle will be listed in the month after news. tRNERKgH]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
一块去旅行：什么时候我也能够到达世界尽头？
[What time I can arrive at worlds end?]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
优酷：#春风十里不如你#一个在电影院外，一个在手术室外，这是比七年的纠葛还难捱的等待……在宿命面前，所有的误会和巧合都沉重的一大糊涂，可能也是因此在#春风十里不如你结局#里小红和秋水才注定错过吧tRNEQrG
[# # the spring breeze miles as you a outside the cinema, one in the operating room, this is more than seven years of wrangling is difficult to wait... In front of fate, all the misunderstanding and the coincidence is heavy a big fool, may be so in the # # spring breeze excited as you end the little red and colchicine was destined to miss tRNEQrG]
新浪汽车：#车圈话题# #我最想买的车# 哪辆车是你工作赚钱的动力_____?[可爱]
[#.so topic # # # I want to buy a car which is your car _____ the power of work to make money? [lovely]]
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微博时尚：#微博时尚盛典# @歐陽娜娜Nana 身着香奈儿CHANEL “巴黎大都会”高级手工坊系列金色刺绣连衣裙，搭配香奈儿手环以及早春度假系列立体造型晚宴包亮相红毯，今天的娜比是酷girl~
[# weibo fashionable grand ceremony # @ OuYangNaNa Nana wearing CHANEL CHANEL Paris metropolitan advanced hand workshop series of aureate embroidery dress, collocation of CHANEL bracelets and early spring vacation series stereo modelling appeared at the red carpet, today than she is cool girl ~]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
小浪同学爱吐槽：【学校要求学生统一发型否则退学 老师带头执行】济南一中专学校要求学生统一发型：男生短发—厘米之间；女生齐耳短发，刘海不遮眉，做不到就会被劝退学↓↓学校还规定洗头发不能过于频繁，两次洗头相隔不能少于三天↓↓就此规定校方随后给出了回应↓↓[允悲]tRNETrNy
[【 schools require students to unify hairstyle or drop out of school teacher is spearheaded a secondary schools require students to unify style jinan boy short hair - cm; Girls ear hair, bangs dont block the eyebrow, left to do is stop learn also stipulates wash hair left school cannot too frequent, shampoo may not be less than three days left left apart two rules were then given comment left left [allow sad] tRNETrNy]
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金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：本人女，岁，男友岁，一起两年多，算是异地，一周见一次，关于性方面，他说我是性冷淡，因为他满足不了我，而我身体里没有快感，不会叫，身体没反应，他是我第一个男人，我没办法做比较，我甚至有点怀疑是不是自己有毛病？他说这样感觉很空虚，他说一周见一次看不出我有那种需求...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I am female, age, years old, and her boyfriend together, more than two years is a long distance, see once a week, about sex, he said I was the sex apathy, because he cant meet me, and I have no pleasure in my body, dont call, the body have no reaction, he was my first man, I cant compare, I even a little wonder if there is something wrong with yourself? He said he felt very empty, so he said to see once a week cant see I have that kind of demand... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
优酷：#饭制有毒# 醉玲珑你不知道的细节大揭秘！卿尘@刘诗诗 最常被告白的地点竟然在这里！天帝@刘奕君actor diss巫族的原因竟然是TA？这种操作简直，谁都不服就服你[摊手]@醉玲珑凤家军 @刘诗诗微吧 #刘诗诗醉玲珑# tRNENPCC
[# # rice system toxic drunk and you dont know the details of the big reveal! QingChen @ Cecilia liu The most often place on it here! Then god @ Liu Yijun actor diss the cause of the wu family is TA? The operation), who are not suit you [stand hand] @ drunk and exquisite phoenix home army @ Cecilia liu micro # # Cecilia liu drunk and exquisite tRNENPCC]
冷笑话精选：漫威众英雄最强混剪！
每个片段都帅一脸……
燃炸了！这才是漫威的正确打开方式[哆啦A梦吃惊]
tRNECmfS
[Diffuse wei the strongest hero mix cut! < br > every fragment handsome face... < br > detonation! That is the right of diffuse power to open the way [doraemon surprised] < br > tRNECmfS]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：【广西女孩推着瘫痪父亲上大学 华中师大为父女提供宿舍并免去所有费用[心]】月日，广西女孩陈春林正式成为华中师范大学新生，和她一起来校的，还有行动不便的父亲。为让陈春林在大学期间就近照顾父亲，校方专门为她在西区教工宿舍栋安排了一套一室一厅，有厨房卫生间，租金全免。年，陈春林母亲...全文： m.weibo
[The girl pushes in guangxi paralyzed father to go to college Central China normal university for father and daughter to provide dormitory and revoke all fees [heart]] month day, girls in guangxi chun-lin Chen became central China normal university freshmen, and her together prompt, and mobility of a father. For chun-lin Chen nearby to take care of his father during the university, the school staffs dormitory building in the west for her to arrange a set of one hall, a kitchen toilet, the rent is free. Years, chun-lin Chen mother... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【《爸爸》没停播 杜江带儿子嗯哼录制节目】网传《爸爸去哪儿》停播，知情人士透露此消息并不属实↓↓目前《爸爸》第五季正在进行第二期的录制，几位爸爸和儿子也先后现身机场↓↓杜江带着儿子嗯哼现身机场出门，嗯哼看起来非常乖巧懂事↓↓你期待节目吗？[憧憬]tRNEpK
[[ father not canceled Study on modern hotel groups with son well recorded program] network where dad went off the air, according to people familiar with the news is not true left left down the fifth season is the father for the second phase of the recording, father and son also successively appeared in the airport a few left left study on modern hotel groups ahem appeared in the airport to go out with son, well look very clever sensible left left are you looking forward to show? [hope] tRNEpK]
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猫扑：【学校要求学生统一发型否则退学 校方：为了安全】济南一中专学校要求学生统一发型：男生短发—厘米之间；女生齐耳短发，刘海不遮眉。做不到就会被劝退学。学校还规定洗头发不能过于频繁，两次洗头相隔不能少于三天。为减少学生的抵触情绪，老师们被要求带头执行[允悲]发型我还能理解,洗头还有限制？...全文： m.weibo
[【 schools require students to unify hairstyle or dropped out of the school in order to secure 】 a secondary schools require students to unify style jinan boy short hair - cm; The girls ear hair, bangs dont block the eyebrow. To do would be to stop learning. Regulations on school also wash your hair not too frequently, two shampoo may not be less than three days apart. In order to reduce the resistance of students, teachers are required to take the lead in execution style allow sad, I also can understand, there are restrictions shampoo? ... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：那些让你意想不到的......
[That will make you unexpected......]
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优酷：#上优酷看醉玲珑#【巫力回溯】
生命之花再次凋零[并不简单]，卿尘在第二时空只剩八个月的时间了！看来找回九转灵石时间紧任务重啊！可在我我凤主看来帮助凌王登基匡扶大魏远远要比自己的生命重要的多@刘诗诗 tRNEaeSA
[# # on youku to see drunk and exquisite [WuLi back] < br > the flower of life again fall [] are not simple, QingChen in the second time and space with only eight months time! It seems turn back nine LingShi time tight task! But it seems to me my chicken main help LingWang reign they big wei is far more important than his own life @ Cecilia liu tRNEaeSA]
MIUI：转发抽送 个小米手环！米家扫地机器人周年狂欢，狂送台，想要的举手 [haha]
[Forward pumping a millet bracelet! M home sweep robot anniversary bash, crazy to send, want to raise your hand (haha)]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【岁男孩赴大连理工报到！岁上小学岁上高中】日，岁的姜敏迪到大连理工大学报到，成为该校级年龄最小的学生↓↓姜敏迪岁上小学，岁上初中，岁上高中↓↓同是老师的父母平时教导他的方式与众不同↓↓对于未来，姜敏迪还有自己的想法↓↓tRNExeP
[The old boy to go to dalian to report for duty! Old elementary school years in high school], at the age of Jiang Mindi report to dalian university of technology, became the school grade in primary school at the age of the youngest students left left Jiang Mindi, years old in junior middle school, high school at the age of left is left with the teachers parents usually teach his way different left left for the future, Jiang Mindi left left tRNExeP also have their own ideas]
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微博汽车：#汽车人故事# 人与车的故事往往最叫人着迷，沉醉其中，述说最美的E，凶狠但不张扬，这是一段关于它的故事
[# # the autobots story the story of people and cars are often the most fascinated, indulge, speak the most beautiful E, fierce but not make public, this is a story about it]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
微博开放平台：感觉这个无人店最具技术含量就是它的防盗技术了，说起来蛮心塞的[摊手] tRNEVJNx
[Feel that no one store the most technical content is the security technology, is pretty heart plug tRNEVJNx [stand hand]]
open.weibo 微博开放平台的相关问题，可以私信我哦
微博时尚：@微博时尚 X @OnlyLady女人志 联合举办的#微博时尚盛典#于月日圆满落幕。 @张彬彬Vin 一身西装化身禁欲系总裁亮相红毯，并一举拿下年度最具实力新锐男明星大奖！
[@ weibo X @ OnlyLady fashion women volunteers held joint # # weibo fashionable grand ceremony ended the month day. A business suit @ bin-bin zhang Vin incarnation abstinence is President of the red carpet, and next years most powerful new male star awards! ]
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猫扑：【港姐出炉，演员雷庄儿斩获双料冠军[憧憬]】年度香港小姐竞选结果出炉，号雷庄儿夺冠。雷庄儿今年岁，是一名演员，她的志愿是做一名正能量有影响力的人。这位港姐是你的菜吗？[笑而不语] （梨视频）tRNHFwKm
[【 Miss Hong Kong, actor LeiZhuang son won champions [hope]], the results of the annual miss Hong Kong pageant LeiZhuang son the title. LeiZhuang son years old this year, is an actor, her wish is to do a positive energy influential people. The Miss Hong Kong is your food? [smiling without a word] tRNHFwKm video (pear)]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻# 【新款缤智新款翼搏等 一周新车早知道】各位网友大家好，本期的一周新车早知道又和您如期见面了，在月-日的这周时间内，将会有款上市新车以及一款新车预售。其中包括新款瑞虎、东风风神AX、新款翼搏以及新款缤智等许多网友关注的车型，同时，东风启辰D也将开启预售，下面就通过图...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news [the new bean new wing beat, etc A week early know 】 each netizen everybody is good, this period of one week early know again and you meet as scheduled, in the month - day time this week, there will be a new vehicle with a new car and booking. Including the new tiggo or dingle, dongfeng fengshen AX, the new wing beat, and the new bean models of many netizens attention, at the same time, will also be open to booking, dongfeng qichen D through figure... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【网曝星空琴行一夜关闭全国门店 学员已报警】月日一早，多名网友在微博爆料称知名钢琴培训机构星空琴行突然一夜之间关闭了全国门店，此前毫无征兆↓↓该琴行仅在成都凯德广场店就有多名学员。一封内部邮件揭示了星空琴行为何一夜关店↓↓tRNEGjaJ
[The net exposure to night sky music stores closed stores across the country Students have alarm 】, early in the morning, a number of Internet users in weibo revealed that famous piano training organizations star shop suddenly closed overnight stores across the country, after without warning left left the music stores in chengdu cade square shop alone has a number of students. An E-mail revealed left left tRNEGjaJ why night sky music stores shut the shop]
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新浪汽车：谁家的道奇跑出来了[doge]#微博交通台#
[Whose coming out of the dodgers [doge] # weibo communication radio #]
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一块去旅行：越南旅行攻略 | 两个女生人均，希望能对准备去越南的你有帮助！是灰常详细的路线，酒店，景点，马上看看。作者：石大欣
[Vietnam travel guide | two girls per capita, hope can help you get ready to go Vietnam! Is very detailed route, hotels, attractions, immediately take a look. Author Shi Daxin]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
冷笑话精选：比起舅舅和外甥女……
这俩更像是哥哥和妹妹！哈哈哈太有爱了[笑cry]
tRNEbpR
[Compared with my uncle and niece... < br > the two more like brother and sister! Ha ha ha too have love [laugh cry] < br > tRNEbpR]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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