2017年9月2日星期六

A plain, sincere, love lifeA plain, sincere, love lifePoison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng

但斌:
    @老米大师傅:还有人说天很蓝人很淳朴了吗?真实情况是有自行车算不错了,没有就得挤公车,冬天坐卡车上班冻成狗,煤烟味呛人,全国人民衣服都一样,一双翻毛皮鞋无论男女从你哥传到你姐再传到你
[The big teacher @ old meade others say the sky is blue is very simple? Truth is have a bike is good, not crowded bus, winter, go to work by truck frozen dog, soot smell of choking, the national peoples clothes are all the same, a pair of suede leather shoes for both men and women to you from your brother to your sister again]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @龢旻叁:东三省果然出美女
[Sure enough beauty @ He min three northeast provinces]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    有了这个大回车键就能随时发泄对工作的不满了!简直解压神器啊[哆啦A梦吃惊]tRNCvVXw ​
[With this big enter key can vent dissatisfaction on the job at any time! O can extract the artifact tRNCvVXw [doraemon surprised]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

吴昕:
    嘿,呦,嘿…… 马栏山嘻哈king! 我转微博啦,能不能把昨天饭钱还给我[允悲][允悲]
[Hey, yo, hey... A horse bar mountain hip-hop king! I turn to weibo, can you give me back my dinner yesterday [allow sad] [allow sad]]

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但斌:
    @犬影画人:此时西德已是世界第三大经济体 另一个战败国日本 早已腾飞成第二大经济体 人均GDP破三万美元
[@ dog picture the west is the worlds third-largest economy another defeated Japan already soar into the second largest economy GDP per capita above $thirty thousand]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @冰镇莲子粥:如今这锄头的农民都已是千万甚至亿万富豪[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]
[@ iced lotus porridge now this is hoe farmers have never even billionaires (ha ha) (ha ha) (ha ha)]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    #家家选车# 【帅气依旧 实拍款君威GS T尊贵型】 就在前不久,全新换代的款别克君威正式上市。当时让我们颇感意外的是在发布会上,全新君威GS与普通版车型一同亮相并且公布了售价,毕竟我们在早前并未获得太多这款车的信息。当然,能够一同上市,对于期待它的消费者来说自然是件好事。...全文: m.weibo ​
[# every car # 【 handsome as ever Make new regal GS type T honorable 】 in not long ago, an entirely new generation money buick regal officially listed. At that time let us surprised is in conference, new regal GS appearance with normal version models and announced price, after all, we did not get much earlier in the information of this car. Of course, can be listed together, for looking forward to its consumers nature is a good thing. ... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌:
    @北京金戈戈:满满的青春记忆。
[@ Jin Gege Beijing youth full of memories.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @海啸VV:三十年河东,四十年河西……@旧影阁 @Traumermi 閉關鎖國年。
[VV @ tsunami years hedong, forty years beyond the... @ old shadow cabinet @ Traumermi years of seclusion.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷:
    #上优酷看醉玲珑#【巫族八卦刊】突如其来的一嘴狗粮[doge]玲珑夫妇“吻技”大讲堂正式上线啦!昨晚wuli凌王殿下亲身教学了《吻技之“主动攻击”》解决事情,不一定要逃避,因为最佳的防守就是攻击[并不简单]今晚wuli凤主的《吻技之“醉酒偷袭”》即将开课!@刘诗诗 @William威廉陈伟霆 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # on youku to see drunk and exquisite sudden wu family gossip publication 】 【 a mouth dog food [doge] exquisite couple kiss lecture hall is launched! Wuli ling king royal highness firsthand last night, attack the kiss to solve things, not to escape, because the best defense is to attack [] are not simple wuli chicken main tonight, drunken attack on the kiss is about to start! @ Cecilia liu @ William William William... The full text m. eibo]

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#斑马线不礼让, 一驾驶员路见不平仗义执言 [good][good][good] tRNaRfr ​
[Dont travel life # # zebra crossing comity, a pilot road sees rough way-speaking up [good] [good] [good] tRNaRfr]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

优酷:
    优酷VIP会员#要浪#真是把会员宠上了天!星球爬梯连放福利!#春风十里不如你# 收官party对优酷VIP会员CP来到现场一起嗨,不仅提前观看大结局,还有幸运CP现场晒出“爱的亲亲”,@张一山 还和VIP会员现场调侃起来,画面真是…[偷笑]
tRNKOKN ​

[Youku VIP member # # to the wave is the pet on the day! Star gym even put the welfare! # # spring breeze miles as you finish I party for youku VIP member together hi the CP arrives on the scene, not only watch the finale in advance, and lucky CP scene of close close of love, @ yishan zhang also and VIP member ridicule, the picture is really... [laughing] < br > tRNKOKN]

但斌:
    @旧影阁@雅乐沽客 图天津南市荣吉大街,图天津东马路。
[Old shadow cabinet @ @ gagaku sell Figure tianjin dinan RongJi street, tianjin east road.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @旧影阁@恶魔吹着钢管来 第九张,年的关东军中尉朴正熙,韩国第至第届总统,女儿朴槿惠。
[Old shadow cabinet @ @ demon blowing pipe to the ninth, kwantung army lieutenant park chung-hee, South Koreas first to the first session of the President, daughter, park geun-hye.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @品鞋师:有素养的家庭,有尊严的卖艺。老人很喜庆,孩子们有修养。幸福之家!
[@ product shoes t families with quality, have dignity to busk. The old man is very happy, the children has the tutelage. Happy family!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @旧影阁@水晶美少年 好喜欢@RADIANCE-Hsin這才是真Americana啊
[Old shadow cabinet @ @ crystal adonis like @ RADIANCE - Hsin this is true of Americana]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @向班长主持了一个很有社会价值的节目:《我的狗不咬人》,也值。@成都头条两码事,两码看@成都同城信息量简直不要太大....你们怎么看?
[@ to monitor hosted a of great social value shows my dog doesnt bite, value, too. Two yards look @ @ chengdu headlines two different things, chengdu city information is not too big... What do you think?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @龚文祥@小浪做人格化内容流量变现生意(无论是长文、图文、视频还是直播都算)确实要关心高人流和强风口,更须对两种场景保持高敏感度,不然容易错失机会并不可逆转。但对稳固平台、扩展平台以及探索平台要有动态洞察和管理,才可能高可持续发展。
[@ Gong Wenxiang @ little waves do personal content flow to liquidate the business (whether it is a long, graphic, video or live) really should be concerned about the high flow and strong tuyere, more must be kept high sensitivity to two scenarios, otherwise easy to miss the opportunity and irreversible. But for a solid platform, extend the platform and exploration to have dynamic insight and management platform, can be high and sustainable development.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

李开复:
    整容了就只让你买整容过的鸡。[doge]@熙熙与二子的童年生活:整容了怎么办
[Cosmetic surgery just to let you buy cosmetic of chicken. [doge] @ hum and the two sons of childhood the facial plastic surgery]

创新工场CEO,媒体联系:press@chuangxin

但斌:
    @香港保险王舒韵:无论美股港股还是A股都是升得很好科技股板块@来去之间 中国互联网公司整个板块今年以来涨幅达到%,跑赢MSCI中国指数。除了汽车之家和腾讯外这一强劲表现主要源自盈利增加,而非估值提升。多数中国互联网公司第二季度业绩表现强劲,第三季度营收指引稳固,尤其是电商和广告公司
[@ Hong Kong insurance michellewang rhyme both Wall Street stocks and shares are up well tech sector @ come and go between Chinese Internet companies since this year the whole plate up to %, beat the MSCI China index. In addition to the home of car and tencent a strong performance mainly comes from the profit increase, rather than the valuation. Most Chinese Internet companies in the second quarter performance is strong, in the third quarter revenue guidance, especially electricity and advertising companies]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【无证驾驶偷开共享汽车练技术 一分钟撞车又撞树[费解]】郑州岁的小黄发现一辆共享汽车未上锁,直接能一键启动,于是动了小心思,想练练车↓↓不到一分钟,小黄就油门刹车傻傻分不清楚,结果先撞了一辆奔驰,后又撞树↓↓民警就责任认定给出回应↓↓tRNknbK ​
[【 practice technology driving without a license to steal a car sharing open a minute crash and bump a tree [difficult]] at the age of zhengzhou yellow found a Shared car unlocked, can start a key directly, then move the small state of mind, want to practice my car left left less than a minute, yellow pedal brake silly points not clear, the first hit a Mercedes and then hit the tree left left police responsibility identification response left left tRNknbK is given]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

卢健生:
    WAPI是企业家推动的结果?[思考]@来去之间老扯什么政府制定产业政策不合理,可是政府产业政策天上掉下来的?还不是某些企业家推动的结果[挖鼻]
[WAPI is the result of entrepreneurs to promote? [thinking] @ to old torn between what the government industry policy is not reasonable, but the government industrial policy from heaven? Also is not the result of some entrepreneurs to promote [dig nose]]

视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO

小野妹子学吐槽:
    @BeefGold菊:姥爷@一只肥肥的妖艳贱货呀:外公@潮生生生生:wei爷@萝卜头哦:公公???@weiyu:假公@陈旭呐:舅爹
[@ BeefGold chrysanthemum grandpa @ a fat enchanting bitch ah grandpa @ tide living living wei ye @ radish head oh, father-in-law??? @ weiyu false public @ Chen jiu dad]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷:
    各位羊毛们,听说大家昨天没有抢到@杨洋icon 生日会门票,早已哭晕在厕所了,优酷君也是被大家的手速震惊到了呢,优酷VIP会员#要浪#来放福利啦,点击链接免费预约杨洋生日会优酷独家高清直播还可参加“羊毛级别专属测试”,没准就有机会获得杨洋生日会门票,预约猛戳:
tRNdzjB ​

[All wool, heard that you didnt get the @ yesterday Yang Yang icon birthday party tickets, dizzy already crying in the toilet, youku jun is shocked everyones hand speed, youku VIP member # # to wave to put welfare, Yang Yang, a click on the links to free booking birthday party youku exclusive hd broadcast can also attend the exclusive wool level test, maybe will have a chance to get tickets for Yang Yang birthday party, make an appointment to stab < br > tRNdzjB]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男子装大款骗女子开房 助兴药诱骗其吃下迷药后实施抢劫】近日,黑龙江一女子小徐认识一个网友,当天约好去开房。到了宾馆男子就给了她一粒助兴药↓↓吃药后小徐晕了,男子偷走了这些↓↓据悉他经常在网上装大款,骗女孩子去开房,有钱就抢钱,没钱就拍裸照勒索↓↓tRNrjCi ​
[The man with big money cheat woman presumed After thousands of medicine into its eat ecstacy rob 】 recently, heilongjiang a woman xu know a net friend, an appointment to check in on the day. Tribute to the hotel man gave her a grain of medicine left left xu dizzy after taking medicine, man stole the left left is he often on the Internet tycoon, lie to girls to open building, money is money, no money is left left tRNrjCi posing nude blackmail]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #春风十里不如你#辛夷对秋水来说,是兄弟,更是家人,所以在幻觉里看到他回来时,秋水从不可置信的震惊到止不住泪的狂喜,看得人瞬间泪崩[泪]只想给@张一山 炸裂的演技和大结局提前杀青的辛夷疯狂打call!#春风十里不如你结局#tRNrJY ​
[# # spring breeze miles as you lily magnolia for autumn waters, are brothers, but also family, so see when hes back in the illusion, autumn waters from incredible shock to stream down the tears of ecstasy, see person instant tears fall [] tears just want to @ yishan zhang burst of acting and finale pushes the lily magnolia crazy play call in advance! You end # tRNrJY than # spring breeze miles]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    你那里,妈妈的爸爸叫什么? ​
[You there, my mothers fathers name? ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

南方都市报:
    【大三女生被父母安排相亲 相亲低龄化时代来临?】岁被“花式催相亲”,大三学生周虹“内心是崩溃的”。母亲的理论是:女生无论相貌多好、能力多高,过了岁以后就会开始失去市场。周虹抱怨说,女生在婚恋市场上,能够依托的资本仅仅是年轻漂亮吗? 中青报tRNfTqwE​​​你怎么看[思考] ​
[The three girls were parents arrange dates Dating age era? Age is fancy to rush to, junior Zhou Hong inner collapse. Mothers theory is the girl no matter how high, looks good, ability after the age of will begin to lose the market. Zhou Hong complained that the girl in the marriage market, can rely on capital is just beautiful? What do you think tRNfTqwE popular newspaper supplement [thinking]]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【高校内垃圾车溜坡 姐姐陪新生弟弟报到被撞身亡】月日华中师大发生一起悲剧:一辆进入校园的垃圾车疑因停车没拉手刹,溜坡将一名年轻女子卷入车底致其身亡↓↓事后,一名背着书包的小伙在现场嚎啕痛哭,据悉小伙是该校研一新生,当天家人陪他入学报到,姐姐不幸遭遇意外[悲伤]tRNmpe ​
[The garbage truck slip slope within colleges and universities Sister report with new brother be bumped dead 】 date of huazhong normal university after a tragedy, one into the campus of the garbage truck suspected for parking brakes didnt shake handshandle, slip slope will be a young woman killed in car to the left left after the event, a carrying bag guy wail cry at the scene, the guy is a freshman, the research on the day of his family with him should register, sister misfortune [sad] tRNmpe unexpectedly]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

MIUI:
    #互助刷机站#玩机时间,如果你有遇到小米手机使用问题或者不会的操作,可以转评提出,小柚会和其他机友来一起帮你解决!也欢迎已升级#MIUI# 的发烧友加入讨论。更多玩机技巧,可访问MIUI 官方论坛获取。[来](提问格式:机型 + 开发版、稳定版 + MIUI 版本号 + 问题描述) ​​​​
[# # mutual flash station play machine time, millet mobile phone usage problems if you have or not, can turn evaluation is put forward, small pomelo will together with friends and other machine to help you solve! Also welcome the upgraded # MIUI# enthusiasts to join the discussion. More play machine skills, can visit the beautiful MIUI official BBS. Question formats [to] (machine + development version, stable version of + beautiful MIUI version number + problem description)]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

冷笑话精选:
    形象算什么,可以吃吗?[喵喵] ​
[Image is what, can eat? [meow]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我跟男朋友感情很好,但是他很担心两个人走不到最后,最近又是,说着他就想哭说自己怎么这么怂,怕没能力跟我走到最后。他说要我给他鼓励,我就说他哪哪好我特喜欢,但是他说这给他好大压力,怕我把他想的太好了。他还说怕以后走散了太伤了,我说碰见什么问题,咱们在一块都可以想办...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I have a very good relationship with my boyfriend, but he is worried that two people couldnt get to the final, and recently, saying he wanted to cry to say how so unintelligent, afraid of no ability to come with me to the end. He said I should do for his encouragement, I would say he which good which I like, but he said it gave him great pressure, afraid that I think of him is too good. He also said that fear of lost too hurt, after I met what problem, says we can want to do in a... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

新浪新闻客户端:
    养犬出门必须牵狗绳!这是养狗人的责任!
[Raises the dog go out must take the dog rope! This is a dog persons responsibility!]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【女主持遛狗未拴绳遭邻居暴打 监控首曝光】月日,邓女士去超市时顺便将家中个月大的金毛带出门溜但并未牵绳↓↓在超市门口,金毛摇着尾巴朝一名小孩跑去,小孩家长立即护住小孩,另一名家长一脚将狗踹开↓↓邓女士上前理论,双方随后发生肢体冲突↓↓现场监控视频首曝光↓↓tRNHnY ​
[【 the hostess walking the dog was not tied rope neighbor beating monitoring first exposure] month day, when ms deng go to the supermarket by the way, will be home in golden retriever was brought out to slip but not leash left left at the gate of the supermarket, the golden retriever shook his tail ran towards a child, child parents immediately to protect the child, the other a parent one feet kicking the dog left left ms deng to theory, the two sides then the physical confrontation left left the scene monitoring video first exposure left left tRNHnY down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

卢健生:
    我的好朋友Alex,来跟大家Say Hi! tzABpJ ​
[My good friend Alex, Say Hi to everybody! tzABpJ]

视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO

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