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北美吐槽君：
“这年头-分的男的都是自我感觉好出天际的戏精吧！”
[This year - the man is good to feel the sky show fine! ]

吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

贴吧娘：
一句话概论下你的职业[喵喵][喵喵]
[Introduction to word your professional [meow] [meow]]

分享贴吧有趣的东西，欢迎私信投稿

拂菻坊：
tRODvKK
[tRODvKK]

外国品牌代表和视频师傅

汪小菲：
这个世界永远有比你强的人，永远有你追求的目标，不如活在当下，珍惜现在的一切，别比，做好自己心目中的那个英雄，足以
[The world will always be stronger than you, will always be your goal, not equal to live in the present, cherish everything now, dont than do the hero in their minds, enough]

希望玥儿每天都开开心心的

Houson猴姆：
酷！《神奇动物在哪里》曝光全新幕后图！新的皮箱出现了！皮箱的锁上有个NF的标识，意味着这是尼可·勒梅的皮箱！！所以里面会有什么？！[抓狂][亲亲][酷]
[Cool! The fantastic beasts and where exposure new behind-the-scenes figure! The new suitcase! Suitcase have a lock on the NF logo, means flamel is this suitcase!! So it will have? ! [mad] [kiss] [cool]]

这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！

公安部打四黑除四害：
【步带你听懂%的英语】原来字幕是耽搁你听力进步的罪魁祸首？外教告诉你，只要拿掉字幕，跟着这个步骤，个月后，你就能听懂%的英语对话。mark！tRokjyYh
[Step take you understand % English 】【 original subtitle is the culprit delay your hearing progress? Foreign teachers tell you, as long as remove subtitles, follow this step, months later, you will be able to understand what % of English conversation. Mark!!! tRokjyYh]

打四黑除四害，主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场，为民除害，保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑，警民联手除四害！

星座爱情001：
和一个人在一起，如果他给你的能量是让你每天都能高兴得起床，每夜都能安心得入睡，做每一件事都充满了动力，对未来满怀期待，那你就没有爱错人，最合适的感情，永远都不是以爱的名义互相折磨，而是彼此陪伴，成为对方的阳光。
[With a man, if he give you energy get up is to let you can happy every day, every night can set his mind at to sleep, do everything is filled with power, anticipation for the future, then you can not love the wrong person, the most appropriate emotion, never not torture each other in the name of love, but with each other, become each others sunshine. ]

星座达人，爱情感悟，时尚前沿！ | 合作QQ：

CristianoRonaldo：
⚽️ #CR#
[⚽️# CR #]

痞师傅：
没睡的来答个题[二哈]
[Didnt sleep to answer a question in the [two ha]]

你好，约吗？

粉象壁纸：
愿时光能缓愿故人不散
点赞会梦到心上人 ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ
[Wish time can slow Let people scattered thumb up dreams sweetheart ଘ (ˊ ᵕ greenhouse) ଓ]

收集壁纸的少女 💧公💧众💧号：bza

一罐寡言：
还是我那个特别特别渣的朋友。

昨天他跟我说：“可能说的太早，可能太浪漫主义，但如果我要结婚，可能就是她了。”

他还说，我自发的对她的耐心，对她的态度，对她的喜爱，我自己都吓到了。但我和她都完全不相信婚姻，所以这才是我想要的，一个没有修饰的长期关系，不需要去领个证或者一个仪式感十足
[Or am I that special special friend of slag. he said to me yesterday may say too early, too romantic, but if I want to get married, is likely to be her. and, he says, I spontaneously to her patience, attitude to her, for her love, Im scared myself. But she and I dont believe in marriage, so this is what I want, a long-term relationship, not modify dont need to go to take a card or a ceremony feels dye-in-the-wood]

八千里路☁️和🌕。

我们天生偏执狂：
你有没有遇到过这样一个人，明知道你们不会有结果，明知道你们有一天会分离，但你还是想奋不顾身拉住他的手，陪他走完一段路。
[Have you met such a person, know you wont have the result, know one day you will separate, selfless but you still want to hold his hand, to accompany him go through a section of the road. ]

生来偏执如何折衷________工作交流请联系QQ

我是小糗君：
哪一瞬间你觉得这个刚认识不久的朋友不靠谱？
[Which moment you think of the unreliable just know soon friend? ]

私信你们的糗事

Marco_徐晓峰：
外围又大涨！回酒店、洗洗睡了。安！[月亮]
[Peripheral rose again! Back to the hotel and wash your sleep. Ann! [moon]]

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二哈舍友：
发布了头条文章：《杀跌潮再度涌现的另一面》 tRODhfjo
[Released the headline the other side of the tide up an exodus tRODhfjo]

搞笑幽默，生活趣事，爆料分享！

英国足球那点事：
此图作者甚是有才
[Here the author is very talented]

公众号FootballinUK 曾收到阿斯顿维拉官方祝福资深托吹帕杜颜粉团团长

正能量录：
大家都不在同一个层次，就不要勉强交心，远远相望觉得彼此可爱，点到为止，何必用尽全力脸贴着脸，你看我傻逼我看你傻逼。[doge]
[Everyone not in the same level, dont force to heart, far from each other feel each other lovely, unquestioning, why do all the face on the face, what do you think I silly force I see you silly force. [doge]]

每天正能量！商务合作请加qq：

无节操啪叔：
置顶
女生被口是一种怎样的体验？有过这种体验的来港港[污][污]
[Top girls mouth is a what kind of experience? Have the experience to harbor [pollution] [pollution]]

有事请找啪叔

人气女王说话术：
“我一直相信一个人回复你的速度取决于在乎你的程度 ”
[I have always believed a person reply your speed depends on the degree of care you]

口才并不是一种天赋的才能，它是靠刻苦训练得来的！Q Q

photoshop资源库：
#实用素材# UI专用色板，设计师必备，转需！ #设计秀#
[# practical material # UI special color plate, the designer must, turn to! # # design show]

设计！理想，让库粉们都成为设计师！

解说苏小妍：
大梦
[The big dream]

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快递员吴彦祖：
趁着年轻也许真的该吃吃该玩玩，想熬夜就熬，想爱的人就大胆去爱。
因为以后的事如此不明朗，指不定会更糟。
[While young maybe its time to eat the play really, want to stay up late will endure, want to love is bold to love. because before so unclear, quite possibly be worse. ]

想和你一起气里行看严严的夜亮和熏熏

阿狸说到心坎里的话：
“往事今后都不再提了，余生还很长，需要留点力气重新等待，等等后来的人。”
[Once upon a time in the future is no longer mention, the rest of my life is very long, need to reserve your strength to wait for, and so on later. ]

很萌很萌的阿狸，带着那些伤感的话走进您的心坎（qq)

唯美式情感语录：
♡

爱情不是+=，而是.+.=
两人各削去一半自己的个性和缺点，
然后凑合在一起才完整。
如果没有相互的忍让和包容，
很难最终两个人成为一体而各分东西
[♡ love is not a + =, but. +. = two people each half cut to his own personality and shortcomings, then work together to complete. if there is no mutual tolerance and tolerance, it is hard to eventually become one and each thing two people]

全球搜索唯美情感美句，让我们一起感受身临其中的唯美境界，每小时整点发一条微博，关注吧，每个时刻的精彩微博让你深有体会。合作QQ：

阅读小镇：
世界上，有两样东西不可直视，一是太阳，二是人心。人的眼睛有.亿像素，但却终究看不懂人心。
[In the world, there are two things do not look, one is the sun, the second is the heart. People have eyes. Million pixels, but, after all, look not to understand the hearts of men. ]

作家，今于静谧的小镇停留，读书写作▼合作请私信

坎话：
希望你有钱
难过的时候不是抱着枕头默默流泪
而是能立刻订机票去想去的地方
[Hope you have the money to sad not hold pillow quietly tears but can book ticket to want to go to the place immediately]

一个懂你的微博，那些说到你心坎里的话。(合作QQ 广告合作QQ联系：）

我是旅行攻略菌：
国外一对结婚年的老夫妻，分享两人快乐婚姻的秘诀，卧槽，这大概就是嫁给了爱情！！！ tROdpN
[A couple had been married for years old couple abroad, to share the secret of a happy marriage, two people oh my god, this is probably married love!!!!!! tROdpN]

世界很大，我想去看看，旅游航海士（-`ω´-）@我是旅行攻略君带你看世界这里有各种攻略简化你的旅行烦恼。商务合作加Q：

一句正能量的话：
当生活拿锤子抡向你的时候，只要捶不死你，你就有机会抡回去。
[When life to you, take a hammer lun pounded his undead as long as you, you will have a chance to his back. ]

每早一句正能量的话，治愈一整天。合作加QQ：，备明来意

心中那一抹微光_：
若是你的快乐感不再那么强烈，那么你的痛苦也一样不再那么揪心。

——毛姆《作家笔记》
[If your happiness is no longer so strong, so the same to your pain less concern. - maugham the author notes]

有时候，一句话就可以击碎我们的所有防线。

灯灯HOHO：
第四期：林忆莲《水星记》、林俊杰《输了你赢了世界又如何》、羽泉《酒干倘卖无》、A-lin《月牙湾》
[Stage sandy lam mercury, Lin jun jie lost how you win the world, yu quan dry if selling wine without, A - Lin crescent bay]

你我皆凡人

猫小北的厕所读物：
【奇葩帖】很好~~这个很强势！！新娘收到了，谢谢店家。#搞笑#
[】【 wonderful work post is very good ~ ~ this is strong!!!!! The bride received, thank the store. Funny # #]