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一支上上签：
看到这条微博的时候，好运离你很近
[See this weibo, good luck is near you]

是你的一支上上签

北美吐槽君：
“如何撩到一个话题终结者的小哥哥”
[How to scrape a topic the terminators little brother]

吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

扛大刀的我：
我的小可爱！ tRWZiwbv
[My little cute! tRWZiwbv]

筷子手

李晨：
空天猎，轻武器篇。[加油]
[Empty day hunting, small arms. [go]]

做一个人生的观光客

头条新闻：
【日媒称日本制造业走向衰落：不仅仅是职业道德低下问题】日媒称，神户制钢所、日产汽车等日本制造业的代表性企业接二连三发生舞弊事件。两家企业都存在质量意识低下和企业治理无效的问题，不正当操作的水很深。这些异常事态可能动摇外界一直以来对日本制造业整体的信心。tRWZQ
[The Japanese media said the Japanese manufacturing decline low is not only a professional ethics problem 】, Japanese media said that kobe steel, the representation of the Japanese manufacturing companies such as nissan barrage fraud incidents. Both companies are problems of low quality awareness and corporate governance is invalid, improper operation of the water is deep. These abnormal things may shake the outside world have been confidence in Japans manufacturing sector as a whole. tRWZQ]

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辣条娘：
现在的你在哪个城市正看着手机？
[Now in which city are you look at your cell phone? ]

【分享美好的事物，转发有趣的东西(ˊᗜˋ*)و】吐槽什么的不要在意细节，我这颗安利你不吃吗( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

正能量录：
心小了，所有的小事就大了；心大了，所有的大事都小了；看淡世事沧桑，内心安然无恙。
[The heart small, all things big; Heart big, all the great things are small; See light the world, the heart safe and sound. ]

每天正能量！商务合作请加qq：

耗这口：
又失眠了～谁和我一样还没睡？[doge]
[Insomnia again ~ who like I havent sleep? [doge]]

我和小板栗的日常

伊丽莎白熊___：
干你屌哦[并不简单]
[Do you dream [] are not simple]

游戏狂魔。

德国主妇：
国内的人常跟我寻医问药，得重病中国医生束手无策，德国医生不会妙手回春好不好[黑线]朋友在德病重时问过国内的专家，治疗方法使用的化疗药物跟德国都是一样的。不是感冒看一次医生吃点药就能好，需要一系列的手术护理化疗，一次化疗要半年一大笔钱，不保证治愈医闹不灵[怒]
[Domestic people often sought treatment to me, ill Chinese doctors baffled, German doctors will not buttoned, ok the black friends in Germany was seriously ill when asked domestic experts, treatment method of using the chemotherapy drugs are the same as in Germany. Not cold to see a doctor take some medicine can good, need a series of surgery nursing chemotherapy, chemotherapy for six months a lot of money at a time, do not guarantee to cure cure ineffective [anger]]

爱美食，爱生活，分享海外育儿经验和优质产品

美妆师cora：
这是一个超级便.宜见效又快的美.白方法 [舔屏] #美妆#
[This is a super. Appropriate is effective and fast beauty. White method [lick screen] # # beauty makeup]

听说关注我的人都变美了。。

宠物卖萌中心：
个哈士奇的搞笑片段，我决定还是放弃养二哈了[二哈][二哈]#宠物卖萌中心# tRWhepW
[A husky funny clips, I decided to give up a second ha ha] [two [two ha] # # tRWhepW pet show MOE center]

我已经设置了不允许任何人关注不信你试一下(￣へ￣)

台词先生：
哪有什么突然和好都是之前有断断续续的联系所以你根本不必操心他什么时候来个突然袭击只要他没找你就代表已经不喜欢你
[What suddenly be reconciled with intermittent contact before So you dont have to worry about when he will come to a sudden attack As long as he didnt find your representatives have dont like you]

请将你的故事编辑成文字，我会把它烙印于此。最出乎意料，最感人肺腑的故事，将会在这里浮现……合作QQ联系：

腻害：
因为停电放学，然后电又突然来了是什么体验…哈哈哈哈哈这个画面感，好怀念… #搞笑幽默#
[Because of power failure, school electricity then suddenly come what experience... Ha ha ha ha ha this metamorphosis, miss... # # funny humor,]

关注我的人都好腻害啊(•̀⌄•́) 合作联系QQ：

安澜堂-晒太阳的猫：
路上有一个不到两岁婴儿在一直一直的哭，嘹亮的哭声博士的降噪耳机都挡不住。后来飞机开始降落的时候哭声嘎然而止。安静来的太突然，几乎让人不敢相信。侧脸过去看，他居然睡着了，胖脸蛋儿半挂在妈妈胸前，小眼泪还没流到腮边呢！下机的时候估计不少人都会去观赏这个一路上孜孜不倦的永动机吧……#YC#
[There is a less than two years old baby has been on the road has been crying, Dr Loud cries to resist the noise cancelling headphones. When the plane began to descend crying to a screeching halt. Quiet come too suddenly, let a person almost cant believe it. Side face of the past look, he fell asleep, fat face half hanged on mother bosom, small tears flow not to cheeks! The plane of time estimates that a lot of people will go to watch the tireless perpetual motion machine along the way... # YC#]

群而；懒是人类进步的源泉

微天下：
【特朗普发了条推特一不小心把英国得罪了】当地时间月日，美国总统特朗普发了一条推特称：“根据最新的报告，由于‘伊斯兰激进恐怖主义’的蔓延，英国犯罪率每年上升%。这很不妙，我们必须保证美国的安全！”对此，英国工党议员 Yvette Cooper评价其言论极具“煽动性”且“很无知”；前工党领袖
[The article made a trump to twitter Accidentally put the sinned against 】 June local time, President of the United States sent a trump twitter, said according to the latest report, due to the spread of the radical islamic terrorism and British crime rates rise % every year. This is very bad, we must guarantee the safety of the American! To this, the British Labour mp Yvette Cooper evaluate its extremely speech provocative and ignorant; The former Labour leader]

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时尚经典语录：
目前状态：我在浪费时间，我在挥霍时光，我在模糊现在，我在恐惧未来。
[Current status I am wasting my time, I was spending time, I in fuzzy now, I am in fear of the future. ]

优雅文字，唯美图片，感悟精彩人生。分享最快乐！

鲮鲤少女：
“
如果你感觉一个人对你变了那就是不用猜测了是真的变了
”
[ if youre feeling a person has changed for you That is not speculation is really changed ]

吃够了太重感情的苦只想做个洒脱人

猫小北的厕所读物：
新技能get！快去把你男友的内裤剪来试试吧！[笑cry] #搞笑#
[Get new skills. Go to your boyfriends pants cut to try! [laughing cry] # # funny]

每日更新最好玩的奇葩帖，最佳厕所伴侣。合作QQ

每日家常菜：
蜜汁蒜香鸡！鸡腿肉为主料，附蘸少许蜂蜜和蒜末，香甜可口！！超美味！！ #美食#
[Honey garlic chicken! Chicken leg meat as the main ingredient, comes with a little honey and garlic, sweet and delicious!!!!! Super delicious!!!!! Food # #]

供各种食谱、菜谱、小吃的做法，美味大家一起分享~有事请私信

世界最搞排行榜：
《琅琊榜》里有哪些打动你的细节？ [喵喵] #搞笑#
[In the list of reed {langya} what impress your details? [meow] # # funny]

每日分享热门搞笑内容，让您开心一笑！

美图匠：
愿时光好好待我们的妈妈[爱你]
[Time to treat with our mother love you []]

壁纸头像筛选博主原创微博或者相册

一本书一句话一段爱：
▽

“ 春风十里不如你梦里梦外都是你 ”
[Del spring breeze as you dream a dream is you]

一本好书远离浮躁，投稿合作QQ联系：

华西都市报：
高速连环喵喵拳，秒打出连击，狗子：疼疼疼疼疼疼疼疼疼。。[允悲]tRWROP
[High-speed serial meow meow boxing, second hit combo, dog son pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain.. [allow sad] tRWROP]

欢迎关注中国第一张都市报、西部第一主流大报——《华西都市报》。爆料电话—，合作QQ：

酒足饭饱勾二嫂：
当别人问：你的钱都去哪了？
我：[doge][doge] tRWzUtk
[When someone ask where did all your money go? I [doge] [doge] tRWzUtk]

正在前往高冷路上的K千足金纯逗逼！好了，就说这么多，多了装高冷就破功了。合作请私信或Q我：

家常美食精选：
【无烤箱版】黑米蛋糕，不用烤箱就可以做出好看又好吃的蛋糕，美味又营养[色]
[No oven version 】【 black rice cake, dont use the oven can make good-looking and delicious cake, delicious and nutritious [color]]

我是一个吃货~你懂的！投稿合作QQ

奶罩都笑湿了：
与其被动地失眠，不如主动地熬夜。
[Rather than passively suffer from insomnia, actively to stay up late. ]

商务联系QQ：

励志这件小事：
当有负面情绪的时候，不要说，管好自己的嘴，有时候做哑巴，是一种境界。
[When negative emotions, dont say, mind your own mouth, sometimes do dumb, is a kind of state. ]

微博商务合作推广请联系：鹅掌门

罗玉凤：
刚翻到一张林青霞旧照，很漂亮啊[爱你][爱你]
[Just turn to a brigitte Lin old photo, very beautiful love you [] [] love you]

大家好，我是凤姐。工作联系：shanghailuoyufeng@

热美食：
生吃牛蛙刺身！！就是牛蛙眼睁睁的看着自己的身体被一点一点吃掉
[Raw bullfrog sashimi!!!!! Is the bullfrog helplessly looking at your body eaten by little by little]

手把手教你做美食，做个幸福的吃货

这不是历史：
个常被用错的成语，你还记得多少？
[Wrong idiom is often used, how much do you remember? ]

只要你认真，历史不是任人打扮的小姑娘。合作联系QQ：

老铁来扎心啊：
江直树写给袁湘琴的信：
第一次吃到天底下最难吃的菜但是我依然觉得可以下咽

第一次火冒三丈尝到吃醋的滋味却又不自知还以为你和晧谦学长互有好感

第一次无法忍受看见你为了一杯溢出来的茶水不断的跟同事弯腰说道歉冷冷讽刺的话语随口即出一心只想为你出头

第一次在医院里拥抱着担心害怕又哭到
[Jiang zhi shu letter to Yuan Xiangqin the first time to eat the worst food under the sun but I still think I can swallow the first fire emit three zhangs taste of a jealous and dont even know it Thought you and dust modest senior good feeling the first time cant bear to see you for a cup of tea overflows Apologize to colleagues bow said Coldly satirical words freely namely the wanted to head for you the first time in the hospital hugged to fear and cry]