你怎么看？
[What do you think?]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【美团外卖员偷吃客户餐食又给吐回去 官方回应称已辞退】监控画面显示，美团外卖小哥在电梯里打开客人饭菜，吃了两口又吐在里面，随后又正常派送[吐]↓↓美团回应：目前涉事配送员已经找到，按美团外卖规章制度予以辞退。网友评论说：我看着看着，放下了手中的外卖[二哈]tRWjpuL
[【 Meituan take-away member customers ate meal has to spit back Official response that has fired 】 surveillance footage showed Meituan take-out little elder brother in the elevator opened the guest meals, eating two and spit inside, then the normal delivery [spitting] left left Meituan response currently involved marki have been found, according to the regulations Meituan take-away be dismissed. Comment said I watch, put his hand in the take-away tRWjpuL [two ha]]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：厉害[哆啦A梦吃惊]@八岁老阿姨_：真的小时候敲喜欢释小龙和赫邵文演的电影。[doge]
[Severe [doraemon surprised] @ eight old aunt _ really knock like little dragons and HeShaoWen play movies as A child. [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博搞笑排行榜：预告今晚分互动题目：“一人说一句萌萌哒骂人的话”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive subject a man said a lovely sonuvabitch. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
知乎：#知乎小事# 「这是个真实的故事，这件事里的一切细节，是我昨日亲眼所见，并非听它人转述。请大家以悲悯的眼神，看这件事的无常，明辨是非。当事人表示倘从这惨事中消解，需费尽力气看穿这件事中所历凶险，和每个巧合中的至大艰深。『当洪水泛滥时，耶和华坐着为王。』」👉tRWjmCKM
[#知乎小事# 「这是个真实的故事，这件事里的一切细节，是我昨日亲眼所见，并非听它人转述。请大家以悲悯的眼神，看这件事的无常，明辨是非。当事人表示倘从这惨事中消解，需费尽力气看穿这件事中所历凶险，和每个巧合中的至大艰深。『当洪水泛滥时，耶和华坐着为王。』」👉tRWjmCKM ]
发现更大的世界
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【郎永淳涉嫌危险驾驶罪被刑拘 已移送检察机关】据@北京日报 从北京交管部门证实，央视原主持人郎永淳涉嫌危险驾驶罪被警方刑事拘留，已经移送检察机关。月日时分许，郎某某驾车在朝阳区西大望路八王坟路口发生交通事故，酒精检测显示其血液内酒精含量为.mgml。
[# # weibo communication radio [LangYongChun on suspicion of dangerous driving sin being detained has been transferred to the procuratorial organ 】 the @ Beijing daily From Beijing traffic administration confirmed that CCTV, the original host LangYongChun criminal detention by the police on suspicion of dangerous driving sin, have been transferred to procuratorial organ. In February nd, lang so-and-so driving in chaoyang district west DaWang Road BaWangFen road traffic accident, alcohol test shows its blood alcohol content is. MGML. ]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
玩转instagram：Shanghai夜景[心]
[Shanghai night [heart]]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
新浪汽车：#汽车电影院#很喜欢这个片段，看一次哭一次…… [心][心]黄渤在车外说的这番话，扎心了！ tRWusFB
[# # the drive-in like the clips, see a cry for a time... [heart] [heart] Huang Bo outside the car said these words, the heart! tRWusFB]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：@净化周先生：亚马逊突然间拉开阿里巴巴近千亿市值
[@ purification zhou amazon suddenly opened alibaba nearly billions of market value]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[笑cry]@鲁博棵教练：好家伙 今年但总真厉害啊 祝贺祝贺 价值投资元年祝福但总在未来A股注册制以后 挖掘出越来越多的好公司 到时我们也跟着喝喝汤过年过节也吃两块儿肉 [允悲][允悲][允悲]
[[laughing cry] @ LuBo head coach good boy But always is really bad this year Congratulations congratulations to the blessing of the first year of value investment but total a-shares after registration system in the future Dig up more and more good companies and then followed our drink, the Chinese soup and eat two block of meat [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[污][挤眼]@CLL：但总，这让恨你的人如何是好?[挖鼻][鼓掌]
[[pollution] [eye] @ CLL, but always, let those who hate you what to do this? [one nose] [applause.]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[干杯][心][微风][鲜花]@水酒书：远见。格局。[赞][鲜花][干杯]
[[drink] [heart] [wind] [flowers] @ liquor book a vision. Landscape. [who] [flowers] [drink]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：【新兴职业上线！男子每天只需遛狗 月薪轻松过万[doge]】爱狗的小伙子彭群凌毕业以后，发现了商机自己创业，在长沙恒大雅苑小区开了一间工作室，每天几乎小时都和狗狗在一起，月收入过万↓↓彭群凌说他可以算得上是长沙职业遛狗第一人。网友：人遛狗，太拉风了↓↓tRWjQE
[The emerging professional on-line! Man, only need to walk the dog every day easily through a month [doge]] love dog young man graduated from Peng Qunling, found business opportunities into business for themselves, in changsha Evergrande villas village opened a studio, hours almost every day with the dog, monthly income of over million left left Peng Qunling said he was a changsha vocational the dog for a walk. Net friend the dog for a walk, very vain left left tRWjQE]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：【新兴职业上线！男子每天只需遛狗 月薪轻松过万[doge]】爱狗的小伙子彭群凌毕业以后，发现了商机自己创业，在长沙恒大雅苑小区开了一间工作室，每天几乎小时都和狗狗在一起，月收入过万↓↓彭群凌说他可以算得上是长沙职业遛狗第一人。网友：人遛狗，太拉风了↓↓tRWjQE
[The emerging professional on-line! Man, only need to walk the dog every day easily through a month [doge]] love dog young man graduated from Peng Qunling, found business opportunities into business for themselves, in changsha Evergrande villas village opened a studio, hours almost every day with the dog, monthly income of over million left left Peng Qunling said he was a changsha vocational the dog for a walk. Net friend the dog for a walk, very vain left left tRWjQE]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪新闻客户端：幸亏做了这件事
[Thanks to did it]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：【早上存银行万 下午只剩元！幸亏办卡时做了一件事 银行被判全赔】年月日上午，李先生将万元存入银行卡，下午，李先生到该银行柜台处转账，却发现，时分，自己这张卡被通过网银转出元，手续费元，余额只剩元↓↓吓得小编马上查了银行卡余额[衰]tRWjHpPU
[The deposit bank in the morning Only yuan afternoon! Thanks to handle card did a thing the bank was sentenced to compensate all 】 (date) (month) (year) in the morning, Mr Lee will be $ten thousand deposited in the bank card, in the afternoon, Mr. Li to transfer the bank counter, found that, their transfer this card is through the net silver yuan, poundage yuan, balance only yuan left left frighten small make up [failure] tRWjHpPU immediately checked bank card balance]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博搞笑排行榜：转需！@活宝贝夏沫之殇 这个是真的，效果超好
[Turn to! @ baby summer foam regression of living This is true, the effect is very good]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
顶尖设计：巧妙的借位摄影 by Denis Cherim
[Clever a borrow photography by Denis Cherim]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
冷笑话精选：学习了[哆啦A梦吃惊]@奈何话唠先马一下@贴吧君收了@我的极品评论再也不怕快递出问题没地方投诉了@表情社真的很实用
[Learned [doraemon surprised] @ alternative words Lao ma first @ tieba jun received @ my best comments never afraid of the express no place to complain this problem @ expression club is really practical]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
ZAKER：#深夜ZAKER# 人表达的永远不是他所说的内容，而是渴望被理解的心情。——苏更生
[# late-night ZAKER# people express is never what he said, but a longing to be understood. - Su Gengsheng]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
汽车之家：#晚安家人#你最喜欢的SUV是哪一款，有销量排行前十里的车么？
[# # good night family which is your favorite SUV models, have sales ranking top ten car? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
冷笑话精选：想飘[二哈]
[Want to gone with the wind ,]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博汽车：你怎么看？【昆明现女性专用停车位，专家建议去性别改名“新手停车位”】近日，一条“昆明出现女性专用停车位”的消息引发大家关注。经了解，这是一家服务企业为顾客所设置的车位，对比普通的车位，其位置靠近出口，且宽敞。有部分网友认为这是对女司机的关爱，但也有专家认为这会加深对女性的刻板印象...全文： m.weibo
[What do you think? 【 kunming now women dedicated parking Spaces, the expert suggests to gender renamed new parking space 】 recently, a dedicated parking Spaces kunming women news attention. Through the understanding, this is set by an enterprise service for the customer, parking, contrast ordinary parking Spaces, its location near the exit, and spacious. Some netizens think that this is love and care for women drivers, but some experts think it will deepen the stereotype of women... The full text m. eibo]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
新浪新闻客户端：就问你敢不敢吃？
[Ask you dare to dare not to eat? ]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
音悦台：【晚安】“穷极一生 做不完一场梦”人要是矫情起来，听什么都像在唱自己。睡前听一首#马頔#的《南山南》，愿时光温柔待你[心]tRGgOO
[Good night poor life done a dream if people melodramatic, listen to what all like singing. Before listening to a horse Di # #, nanshan south will [heart] tRGgOO time tender to you]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
小浪同学爱吐槽：【威海现“阿凡达”梭子蟹 通体蓝色极为鲜艳[吃惊]】近日，威海海鲜市场出现了一种少见的蓝色梭子蟹。这种螃蟹并不是第一次出现，但是消费者对此还不是很接受。而蓝色螃蟹的出现和海域、水温和螃蟹品种有关。其煮熟后的颜色也呈现橘红色，口感并无差异。你敢吃么[馋嘴]tRWjWPfE
[【 weihai now avatar swimming crab with perfect blue extremely bright [surprised]] recently, weihai seafood market appeared a rare blue swimming crab. The crab is not the first time, but consumers are not acceptable. And the emergence of blue crab and sea area, water temperature and crab varieties. The color is orange, after cooked taste and no difference. Do you dare to eat? [available] tRWjWPfE]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博搞笑排行榜：看了好多年，感觉真的像电竞世界杯，明天加油吧！LPL加油！@回忆专用小马甲S已经不只是一场赛事了@所长别开枪是我真的很自豪，中国观众太赞了
[Watch for many years, feeling really like World Cup e-sports, tomorrow come on! LPL come on! @ recall special small ma jia S already is not just a tournament @ dont shoot, director is Im really proud of, Chinese audience is too great]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
玩转instagram：生日时，想有这样一个生日蛋糕[心]
[Birthday, want to have such a birthday cake [heart]]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
知乎：#知乎放映室# 「史蒂芬·金这种人，大概就是上帝献给人类的礼物，根据其作品改编的《闪灵》、《绿里奇迹》、《伴我同行》、《魔女嘉莉》、《肖申克的救赎》都是影史的标志性建筑。而这部《小丑回魂》，则成功终结并取代了 年《驱魔人》保持了 年的恐怖片纪录。」👉tRWjKyYy
[# zhihu projection booth # Stephen king such people, probably is the gift of god to mankind, according to the adaptation of his work the shining , the green mile, stand by me, Carrie, the shawshank redemption is the landmark building of the history. But the clown to the soul, the successful end and replace the years the exorcist keep the record in horror movies. 👉tRWjKyYy ]
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微博搞笑排行榜：一组看了就困的动图，分享给睡眠不好的你们！[doge]
[A set of trap dynamic figure, share to you sleep! [doge]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
新浪新闻客户端：【岁女儿做手术 妈妈跪地小时祈求手术成功[泪]】因女儿岁多时患小儿麻痹症，近日，刘妮带女儿到医院进行手术。日下午，女儿进入了手术室。手术室外，刘妮从从下午点半到晚点一直端跪着，期间不曾起身↓↓“我只能用这样的方法祈求女儿手术成功！”[心]致敬母亲！tRWjowu
[【 year old daughter do surgery Mother knelt in hours for surgery success [tears]] for daughter were suffering from polio, recently, Liu Ni take my daughter to go to the hospital for surgery. This afternoon, my daughter into the operating room. Surgery, outdoor Liu Ni from from the PM to late in the afternoon has been kneeling, never got up and left left during I can only pray in this way the daughter surgical success! [heart] pay tribute to mother! tRWjowu]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：【岁女儿做手术 妈妈跪地小时祈求手术成功[泪]】因女儿岁多时患小儿麻痹症，近日，刘妮带女儿到医院进行手术。日下午，女儿进入了手术室。手术室外，刘妮从从下午点半到晚点一直端跪着，期间不曾起身↓↓“我只能用这样的方法祈求女儿手术成功！”[心]致敬母亲！tRWjowu
[【 year old daughter do surgery Mother knelt in hours for surgery success [tears]] for daughter were suffering from polio, recently, Liu Ni take my daughter to go to the hospital for surgery. This afternoon, my daughter into the operating room. Surgery, outdoor Liu Ni from from the PM to late in the afternoon has been kneeling, never got up and left left during I can only pray in this way the daughter surgical success! [heart] pay tribute to mother! tRWjowu]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
MIUI：玩个游戏：打开聊天列表第一个对话框，复制发的最后一句话，敢不敢晒出来？
[Play a game first dialog open chat list, copy to send the last sentence, dare to dare not to dry out? ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
冷笑话精选：虚荣心真的不是个好东西[二哈]
[Vanity is really not a good thing [two ha]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
卢健生：以后我去巴萨要签证吗？
[Later I went to Barcelona to visa?]
Z CAM, CEO
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