冷笑话精选:
如何报复卖土耳其冰淇淋的小哥……[doge]
[How to revenge sells Turkey ice cream little elder brother... [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
西雅图的秋色,绝美!加一个西雅图日落,完美!#带着微博去旅行# tRqzBYDf
[Seattles autumn scenery, beautiful! Add a sunset in Seattle, perfect! # # tRqzBYDf with weibo to travel]
Z CAM, CEO新浪汽车:
#汽车图赏#汽车的各种门派! [加油]霸气侧漏,你喜欢哪个?
[Various factions # # TuShang car! [oil] domineering sliding sideways, which one do you like? ]
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#十九大零距离# #学习贯彻十九大精神# 【新华社独家披露:新一届中央领导集体产生过程中 那些意味深长的故事和细节】月日、日,新华社先后播发《新一届中共中央委员会和中共中央纪律检查委员会诞生记》和《党的新一届中央领导机构产生纪实》,首次披露了新一届中央领导集体产生过程中大量故事和...全文: m.weibo
[# # # big zero distance learning spirit of implementing the th # [xinhua exclusive disclosure in the process of the new central collective leadership to produce those meaningful story and detail 】 month day, Sunday, xinhua news agency has broadcast a new session of the CPC central committee and the birth of the CPC central commission for discipline inspection and the new central leadership of the party organizations to produce documentary , revealed for the first time in the process of the new central collective leadership to produce a large number of stories and... The full text m. eibo]
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#家人来“找茬”#亲爱的家人们,游戏时间到,快来回答吧。下面这张图你能最快猜出它是哪款车吗?最快答对的用户会获得家家送出的精美礼品一份。正确答案将于今晚点转发本微博公布。
[# # family to search for my dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below you can guess what it is fastest car? Fastest right users will get every send a nice present. The correct answer will be announced this late forwarding this weibo. ]
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【景区要求环卫工学摄影 含筷子练微笑】月日是环卫工人节,广东一景区给多名清洁工人进行培训,不仅专业培训如何学习擦凳子椅子,扫地,还在会教清洁工人像空姐一样,口含筷子练习微笑。要求清洁工人化淡妆上班,并学会用单反相机拍摄,会带小孩,会急救知识,懂礼仪。景区负责人介绍说,游客都...全文: m.weibo
[The scenic area requires the sanitation engineering photography Practice smiling with chopsticks 】 is sanitation workers day, February nd guangdong more than one scenic spot to clean workers training, professional training on how to learn not only to wipe stool chair, sweeping the floor, still can teach cleaners like a stewardess, practice smiling mouth with chopsticks. Request cleaners humanizing light make-up to work, and learn to use SLR cameras, with children, first aid knowledge, understand the etiquette. Said, head of the scenic spot, the tourists... The full text m. eibo]
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【网友偶遇郑爽与友人约会 一身黑衣比电视上还漂亮】想必今天很多朋友,都被#偶遇郑爽#的视频或者图集刷屏了!有网友发微博称,在上海南京路的某咖啡店偶遇爽妹子。#郑爽#身穿黑T恤阔腿裤,更显身材纤细↓↓和朋友们有说有笑高谈阔论,心情十分不错~求传授偶遇秘籍啊[跪了]tRWOXgEr
[The net friend meet Zheng Shuang dating friends Dressed in black is beautiful than on TV] must have many friends today, were met with Zheng Shuang # # video or atlas refresh! Some netizens tweeting, according to a coffee shop in Shanghai nanjing road encounter great sister. # # Zheng Shuang wide-legged trousers, wearing a black T-shirt more show thin left left talking and laughing with my friends talk, the mood is very good ~ please teach encounter secrets ah] [kneeling tRWOXgEr]
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#家家新闻##电动车#【工信部:建议低速电动车纳入《公告》】年月日,工信部公布了《关于对十二届全国人大五次会议第号建议的答复》(下称《答复》),就月份全国人大代表提出的“将四轮低速电动车纳入摩托车类别管理标准”给出明确回复。tRWOizkl
[# # # # every news electric 【 miit it is recommended that a low-speed electric vehicles into the notice) (date) (month) (year), the ministry announced on the th session of the fifth meeting of the National Peoples Congress on the suggested answer (hereinafter referred to as the reply ), is put forward by the National Peoples Congress in four-wheel low-speed electric cars into the motorcycle category management standard clear reply. tRWOizkl]
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【又是别人家学校!南开大学推出学生夫妻宿舍[doge]】很多情侣因为距离远,纷纷感叹同城恋谈成异地恋。近日,@南开大学 推出夫妻宿舍,可以让已结婚的学生生活在一起,为学生营造贴心二人世界。不过有个条件:夫妻双方必须均为南开大学在籍住校学生。你觉得怎么样?tRWOxXmB
[[someones home school again! Launch of nankai university student dormitory of husband and wife [doge]] many couples because of distance, succession exclamation city love make a long distance relationship. Recently, @ launched a couple of nankai university dormitory, can let the students have been married life together, build sweet for the students. But there is a condition both sides of husband and wife must is nankai university has a resident students enrollment. What do you think? tRWOxXmB]
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【电竞主播“死亡宣告”直播中殴打女友 举止粗暴脏话不断】日晚上,著名电竞主播“死亡宣告”李威俊直播时因玩输游戏,女友在一旁劝其别喷了,竟在直播过程中暴打女友!实录李动作很大且举止粗暴,掀桌摔东西还一直大骂“我XXX”↓↓Newbee已回应将李踢出战队↓↓tRWOMreJ
[【 e-sports anchor declared dead live in beating his girlfriend Surly behavior words constantly 】 on Tuesday night, famous e-sports anchor declared dead Li Weijun live because of losing games, when his girlfriend on the side advised its dont spray, beating his girlfriend in the process of live! lee action is very big and surly behavior of lift table has cursed XXX I break something left left Newbee has respond to play play team left left tRWOMreJ lee]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。新浪汽车:
#老司机课堂# 厉害了!汽车被撞了个大坑,修理工人用一个吹风机就搞定!这招修车技能get到了吗~[并不简单] tRWNiCT
[Old driver class # # badly! Car was hit by a big pit, repair workers use a hair dryer is done! This repair skills get there yet ~ [] are not simple tRWNiCT]
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#我与汽车的日常# 单凭一个“走”字,这种人就活该长命百岁!by@杀马特强子 tRWOvea
[# # and my car daily alone a word go, this kind of person is deserved to live! By @ kill hadron tRWOvea matt]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞汽车之家:
#家人帮家人#@我是全能王啊 :“大家好,我的购车预算在万以内,要求性能好,空间大,适合家用的,SUV或轿车都可以。本人不太喜欢日系车,其它的大家有什么好推荐么,感谢。”
[Help my family # @ # family is omnipotent king hello, my car budget within the wan, required performance is good, space is large, suitable for home, SUV or cars. I dont like Japanese, other people have any good recommend, thank you. ]
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看得我一愣一愣的[允悲]@小寇寇:开,开,使劲开,今天谁也别想去幼儿园[允悲]
[I got one leng one leng of [allow sad] @ small KouKou open, open, hard drive, who dont also want to go to the kindergarten today [allow sad]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!小浪同学爱吐槽:
【德云社青曲社开撕?苗阜怒呛郭德纲:等你给解释!】相声演员苗阜呛声郭德纲,内容涉及两人收徒弟纠纷、在西安的生意纠纷,他喊话郭德纲出来给个解释↓↓苗阜还晒出德云社身陷停业风波时青曲社力挺的截图↓↓痛感“情之深,恨之切”引发网友热议↓↓虽然原博已被苗阜删除...tRWOVdc
[Open to tear the Devon community green song club? MiaoFu nu choke guo waiting for you to explain!] Comedian MiaoFu spits guo degang, content involves two people accept disciple disputes, in xi an business disputes, guo degang out to give an explanation left his answers left MiaoFu still bask in the Devon community at the wave of business in a youth club backed piece of screenshots left left pain cut of the deep love, hate trigger netizens left left while the original Po were deleted MiaoFu... tRWOVdc]
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#微博交通台#【多大仇?大爷当街挨个推倒共享单车[吃惊]】月日,河南焦作一大爷将停放在路边多辆共享单车挨个推倒。日,这位大爷再次到路口推车。而被拉住询问原因时,大爷称不符合旅游要求。tRWOckim
[# # weibo communication radio [many electrocuting? Big ye turn down this street Shared cycling [surprised]] month, more than a big ye will be parked on the roadside henan jiaozuo Shared bicycle turn down. Cart, the big ye again to the crossroads. Was held when asked why, the big ye say they do not conform to the requirements of the tourism. tRWOckim]
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成都旅行攻略 | 到成都去吃宽窄巷子,还要看可爱的大熊猫了以及各种逛。除了这些,当然还有惊喜啦[小黄人高兴]去青城山、去牧场,还有四川阿坝藏族羌族自治州的风景。这是一篇你不可错过的攻略,另附美食还有民宿。想就这么潇洒走一回[太开心]作者:林嫔嫔-
[Chengdu travel guide | width alley to chengdu to eat, but also see the lovely giant pandas and a variety of shopping. In addition to these, and, of course, the blow yellow people happy to qingcheng mountain, go to pasture, and the scenery of aba Tibetan and qiang autonomous prefecture in sichuan province. This is a guide, you must not miss attach food and home stay facility. Want to go so natural and unrestrained once [quite happy] author Lin wives, wives -]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:猫扑:
哈哈哈我也差点信了你的邪(图:@大头和他的朋友们)
[Ha, ha, ha, I also almost believed you evil (photo @ big head and his friends)]
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[turn]
金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者南方都市报:
【注意啦!不是所有伤口都能用创可贴 女孩因创可贴使用不当导致截肢[衰]】日前,苏州一名女孩因创可贴使用不当,伤口恶化感染导致截肢。医护人员说,不是所有伤口都能使用创可贴。创可贴只适用于创伤较为浅的小伤口,如果是动物的咬伤,或者伤口比较深,这时候就不提倡把伤口封闭起来。(看看新闻网)...全文: m.weibo
[【 note! Not all wounds can use band-aid Girl amputation caused by improper use band-aid [failure]], a girl in suzhou because of improper use band-aid, deterioration of the wound infection lead to amputation. Paramedics said, not all wounds can use band-aid. Band-aid applies only to trauma is relatively shallow small wound, if an animal bite, or wound is deep, is not advocated the wound closed up at this moment. (see news)... The full text m. eibo]
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【老人生病全身长满蛆和苍蝇 儿子住隔壁“他还会叫就好”[怒]】近日,台湾桃园一老人因在屋内哀嚎,被邻居听见后才得以报警求助。实拍老人后背和股沟长出褥疮,身上甚至长满蛆和苍蝇↓↓屋内堆满垃圾恶臭扑鼻,而他的儿子就在隔壁睡觉!一番言辞更是令在场所有人愤怒↓↓tRWOUmi
[The old man sick body full of worms and flies Son lived next door he will also call [anger]] recently, the Taiwan taoyuan a old man in the room cry, after neighbors heard to the police for help. Make the old man back and a channel grow bedsore, even full of worms and flies left left the room filled with garbage smell fragrant, and his son just next door to sleep! A language is to make someone angry left left tRWOUmi in places]
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关于#MIUI#,你还期待哪些更新?在评论中讨论吧[爱你]
[# # beautiful MIUI weekly update in the first weeks notice < br > < br > () a key replacement support interrupt reconnection, the replacement process, WLAN hotspot connection interruption after will automatically restore the connection and continue to transport tasks, without manual intervention, greatly improve success rate of replacement... < br > < br > about # MIUI#, what are you also looking forward to update? Lets talk about it in the commentslove you]
MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!优酷:
#电视剧将军在上#叶昭将军@马思纯 的择偶标准,就是这么简单粗暴!不管你有什么奇怪缺点,只要长得好看,其他都好商量!#马思纯大老爷们#
tRWOBja
[# # general TV in general Ye Zhao @ Sandra standards, is so simple! Whatever strange you have shortcomings, as long as long good-looking, consult other are all well! # # Sandra big masters < br > tRWOBja]
优酷:
#优酷急诊科医生#独家节奏版预高来袭!听着时钟嘀嗒嘀嗒,瞬间进入急诊科的紧张节奏中,每句台词都是发人深省的生命拷问!急诊科的故事有汗水有眼泪,有感动有梦想,所有执着都源于医者仁心!月日来优酷#急诊科医生#暖心开播!@郑晓龙导演 @导演刘雪松 #张嘉译# @王珞丹 @江珊 @柯蓝 ...全文: m.weibo
[# # youku er physicians exclusive rhythm version beforehand high incoming! Listen to the clock tick, tick, instant into the tense rhythm of the emergency department, every line is a thought-provoking life torture! The story of the emergency department with sweat, tears, have touched have a dream, all persistence is the result of the healer goodness! The day of the month youku # # er physicians warm heart started! @ # @ # @ director xue-song liu jiayi zhang xiaolong zheng director wang Dan @ no where my @ careline... The full text m. eibo]
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【表演蒸活人 法师 用蒸锅自我烹煮死亡】近日,在马来西亚北部一座村庄的寺庙里,一名“法师”林巴在祈祷会上表演“蒸活人”特技,然而分钟后意外发生了,人们听到他在里面疯狂地敲击金属蒸笼。蒸笼被揭开后他已经不省人事,周身还有蒸汽缠绕。随后他被送往了医院,最后因烧伤和心脏病发作不幸死亡...全文: m.weibo
[【 performing steamed the living mage Death cooked with steamer self 】 recently, a village in northern Malaysia temple, a wizard in Lin show evaporate living stunt, prayer meeting minutes after the accident happened, however, people heard he frantically hitting metal inside the steamer. Steamer was uncovered after he was unconscious, in the whole and steam coil. Then he was taken to the hospital, and finally burned and heart attack and died... The full text m. eibo]
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[赞][作揖]
[[who] [bowing]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
真心希望茅台慢点涨[干杯][微风]
[Sincerely hope that moutai slowly rise [drink] [wind]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人汽车之家:
这么做的目的,居然只是为了....[doge][doge]
[The aim, just for... [doge] [doge]]
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[# # car home search password you the problem of license plates have plagued you for a long time, please close your eyes and say I want to success! # - to the home of auto mobile search box to search password - I want the license plate, can receive package. Car lottery dont be impatient, input password tell you home decryption unsuccessful probability! ]
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带上 #小米Note# 参加威尼斯电影节是种什么体验?本期云旅游,让我们跟随摄影师@看电影周刊 记者未然的镜头,一睹水上都市威尼斯的城市风光。[小黄人剪刀手] tRWsvkU
[Take # millet Note# to attend the Venice film festival is what kind of experience? This cloud tourism, lets follow the photographer @ weekly movies Reporters ahead of the lens, see the water city Venice city scenery. [huang people scissorhands] tRWsvkU]
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昨日男神阵容曝光后,#电视剧猎场#今曝女神阵容![舔屏]@菅韧姿 @万茜 @章龄之 与@胡歌 郑秋冬即将上演一段锯齿爱情,故事在发展,你我却不断错过[泪]。@朱杰 @演员王海燕 @柯蓝 @罗海琼 @贾静雯 @王茜 职场女性如何在工作、亲情、爱情、友情之间平衡,又会怎样选择。#来优酷看猎场#月优酷见!
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[Anchor in the live game to play his girlfriend was detained 】 【 Newbee e-sports club LOL division team & banner of anchor Death is declared in a live play girlfriend last night, caused uproar. Up because its defeat in the position, at the end of the game, declared the girlfriend warned of such bad, result unexpectedly still declared in a huff, then flipped over the keyboard, hit the display, and finally the fist to his girlfriend, his mouth had been swearing said... The full text m. eibo]
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