2017年10月23日星期一

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    新海诚动画短片《来自谁的凝望》!
短短分钟讲述了自己小小的家,猫咪的离开,爸妈的衰老,时间的流逝…tRWVAbU ​

[New haicheng animated short film from who stare! < br > just minutes about his small home, the cats away, the parents of aging, the passage of time... tRWVAbU]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【大丰一小汽车冲进烟花爆竹店,差点酿成大祸!】江苏盐城市大丰区西团镇小街一辆绿色小汽车突然冲下路牙,直直撞进一家烟花爆竹商店。据知情人士称,开车的是一位三十多岁的女子,车上还有一位小孩,幸好人没事,更万幸的是车小速度慢,被门挡住,要是撞进店里,后果不敢想[生病] ...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # weibo communication radio [dafeng rushed into the fireworks firecracker shop, car almost disaster!] Jiangsu yancheng dafeng district west group town street a green car suddenly down the road of teeth, straight into a fireworks firecracker shop. , according to people familiar with the drive is a more than - year - old woman with a child on the bus, fortunately, people have no matter, little slower, more fortunately car is blocked by the door, if crashed into the store, the consequences did not dare to think [ill]... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

ZAKER:
    #八点一刻# 霜降,意味又一个冬天来了。即使你只是一只小毛虫,依然要勇敢走自己的路啊,毕竟太阳还是暖的!北海道的Lily酱《咖啡因乐队-加油小毛虫》 tRjJgXy ​
[# # minute frost, meaning that another winter came. Even if you are just a small caterpillar, still want to brave to go its own way, after all, the sun still warm. Hokkaido Lily sauce caffeine band - refueling small caterpillars tRjJgXy]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

汽车之家:
    #家家微体验##明锐旅行车#【斯柯达明锐旅行车六天微体验】斯柯达明锐旅行版的后备厢用两个字形容,那就是:能装!三个字形容:真能装!分割比例让空间更加多样性,第二排放倒进深接近两米,这样的空间表现足以满足绝大多数使用需求。后备厢的盖板在你放置一些贵重物品时,保证了安全性和私密性,如...全文: m.weibo ​
[Micro experience # # # every Octavia wagon # 【 skoda Octavia wagon micro experience] six days the skoda Octavia travel version of the load with two words to describe, that is can! Three words describe how can hold! Split let a space more diversity, the second emissions fell nearly two meters deep, the space is enough to meet the demand of the vast majority of use. Load of the plate when you put some valuables, ensure the security and privacy, such as... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    老友记 @容与容我:武林外传@啊哈哈卡丽:@吃素乖囧猫jingle:恶作剧之吻@十英寸的英:琅琊榜
[Friends @ capacity and let me previous @ mew ahaha Carrie @ vegetarian good sorry jingle cats prank kiss @ ten inches of ying reed {langya}]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端:
    有一种友情叫何炅谢娜[心]
[There is a kind of friendship called ajit uproot shayna [heart]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选:
    码了看[并不简单]
[Isnt a simple code at []]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【何炅谢娜合影:“因为你幸福所以我幸福”】日,何炅晒出了一张和谢娜的合影,照片中两人在阳台上开心聊天,何炅还喊话:“因为你幸福所以我幸福。 ” ↓↓而正在孕期休假的谢娜状态看起来也超好,素颜出镜,活力满满↓↓这样的友谊你羡慕吗?​何炅这干爹当定了吧[doge]tRWVZbOx ​
[【 ajit uproot shayna photo because you happy so I happiness 】, ajit drying out a photo and uproot shayna, photos of two people happy to chat on the balcony, ajit answers because you happy so I happy. Left left and holiday in pregnancy uproot shayna state seemed very good, without makeup, dynamic full left left the kind of friendship do you admire? Ajit this andie when set the doge tRWVZbOx]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新摄影网:
    【A卡口的用户请放心!】在接受Focus Numerique的采访时索尼再次重申将会继续开发A卡口相机和镜头产品。此外,索尼还表示E卡口系统更适合视频拍摄,相比之下A卡口系统则将继续侧重于拍照。至于曲面传感器,索尼则认为现阶段其仍然只适合于搭载固定定焦镜头的相机产品。最后,索尼宣称将会继续推出APS-C...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 A bayonet users please rest assured! An interview in Focus Numerique SONY again will continue to develop A bayonet camera and lens products. In addition, SONY also said E monitoring system is more suitable for video shooting, compared with A bayonet system, will continue to focus on the pictures. As for the surface sensor, SONY thinks that it is only suitable for carrying current fixed prime lens camera products. Finally, SONY will continue to launch APS - C... The full text m. eibo]

全球影像资讯、数码相机新闻、实用摄影教程...

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:为什么他说对我不是情侣之间的喜欢。又特别关怀我。晚上下班又要陪我呢?金山:这叫欲擒故纵,属于恋爱中的小技巧。一方面说没爱上你,这就不需要和你谈房子和车,一方面和你搂搂抱抱。有些表面高冷的女孩,往往内心深处却充满了欲火。男孩就是用没爱上对方,让对方失去自信丧失警惕...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to friends why did he say to me is not love between lovers. Special care me again. In the evening after work to accompany me again? Jinshan this is called playing hard to get, belongs to the tip in love. Hand didnt fall in love with you, its not need to talk to you a house and car, on the one hand, and you are embracing. Some high surface cold girl, often deep in the heart is full of desire. Boy is not in love with each other, let the other side lose confidence down... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

优酷:
    #电视君将军在上#将军和郡王说,今晚有场惊喜“大雨”,可能有元红包哦!从今天起到月日,每晚点-点,优酷APP千万红包雨等你来领!#追将军在上赢免单#说不定奖品中还有你心心念念的郡王卡哦! [爱你] ​
[# # general TV jun in general and the county and the king said, theres a surprise tonight rain, may have yuan red envelopes! From today on, points - points every night, youku APP must red rain waiting for you to come and take! # # after general win free of charge on perhaps the prize and you more interested in king county card! Love you []]

ZAKER:
    【从华强北到日本东京,二手经济正在崛起】 从华强北到日本东京,二手经济正在崛起>详情 tRWVhAtz ​
[【 from huaqiang north to Tokyo, Japan, second-hand economic rising 】 from huaqiang north to Tokyo, Japan, second-hand economic rising > tRWVhAtz for details]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

猫扑:
    【小伙相亲两轮受挫:她专科我名校毕业 我们合适吗?】近日,杭州一小伙在经历两轮失败的相亲后,在网上吐槽感叹,现如今相亲一言不合就成空气。不过他也因姑娘的学历问题纠结了一周:自己是知名高校毕业,而相亲女孩家庭不错,但学历不高是个专科……等到终于说服自己学历不重要,过日子才重要了,再...全文: m.weibo ​
[The guy to two rounds of frustration her junior school graduation we is suitable for me? Recently, a small group of hangzhou after two rounds of failure of dating, online fun exclamation, now dating a word out into the air. But he also because of the girls education problem about a week he is graduated from famous universities, and dating a girl family is good, but the degree is not high is a specialized subject... Wait until finally persuaded her record of formal schooling is not important, is important to live a life, again... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

平安北京:
    #正义路上#【安不忘危】北京市公安局公共交通安全保卫总队,虽默默无闻但又必不可缺。 [话筒]在拥挤的地铁客流中,在南来北往的交通枢纽里,是他们用忠诚、坚守和奉献护卫着千万人的安全出行。完整视频:tRWVPdM
[Road # # justice [Ann dont forget the crisis], public transportation security team of the Beijing municipal public security bureau is unknown yet. Microphone in the crowded subway passenger flow, in distributes the transport hub, is their loyalty, and dedication escorted the ten million people of a safe travel. A complete video tRWVPdM]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    #双来了# 年度最强优惠,预售更实惠!牙贴牙膏牙刷,方方面面守护美白你的牙,白到发光不是梦,抓紧时间快来抢@天猫 @天猫美妆 tRWcvxHd ​
[# # to double the annual most preferential, booking cheaper! All aspects teeth toothpaste tooth brush, guardian whitening your teeth, white to light is not a dream, take time to come and grab the @ Tmall @ tRWcvxHd Tmall beauty makeup]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

中国银行信用卡:
    #环球精彩 一卡尽享#境外出差,网络问题如何轻松解决?
快收下这份中行信用卡为你提供的专属礼遇,
让出门在外的你不再为网络问题而烦恼 。
tRWVPQf ​

[Universal good # A card # enjoy overseas travel, network how to easily solve the problem? < br > quickly accepted the boc credit card provides you with exclusive courtesy, < br > let out you are no longer for network problems. < br > tRWVPQf]

中国银行信用卡发卡周年!环球精彩,一卡尽享!刷中行信用卡,带你去环游!信用卡积分不够用每月官微组团购!积分抢兑,不敢相信的礼品!官微游戏,点到手指抽筋!境外返现,海淘优惠,折扣点赞点赞点赞!

东方航空:
    #MU大视野# 国外的一种泡泡帐篷,能看雪能听雨,还能滚来滚去,真正体验一把太阳晒屁股的感觉,安利一波![笑cry] ​ ​​​​via.@世界美景 ​
[# # MU large foreign a bubble tent, can see the snow can rain, can still rolling, truly experience the feeling of a sun bottom, a wave of amway! [laughing cry] via. @ the beauty of the world]

中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海,是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年,以原东航集团公司为主体,在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合,东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主,通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。

知乎:
    @每日人物 :「 个月前,接到试戏电话时,男孩释小松完全想象不到,他所参演的《小戏骨:红楼梦之刘姥姥进大观园》会成为今年话题度最高的国产剧之一。这部迷你电视剧,所有演员都是 岁左右的孩子,在两个月的拍摄时间里,他们也拥有了最独一无二的成长体验。」👉tRWVPQqW ​
[@ daily a month ago, got a call from try play, boy, Buddhism komatsu fully imagined, his co-star in granny liu into the grand view garden of playlet bone a dream of red mansions will be a topic one of the highest degree of domestic drama this year. This mini series, all the actors are around the age of the child, in the two months of shooting time, they also have the most unique growth experience. 👉tRWVPQqW ​]

发现更大的世界

汽车之家:
    #家家驾驶评测##奔驰S级#【先定一个小目标!试驾新款奔驰S级】奔驰S级、宝马系、奥迪A可以说是大型车领域里的三个霸主,它们之间已经形成了一个“默契”,即谁新谁强。奔驰S级是最早换代的,在全新系到来前它风光无限,今年月份奥迪发布了新一代A,明年就会引入国内,试驾过该车的同事形容它用科...全文: m.weibo ​
[Evaluation # # # every driving Mercedes s-class # 【 set A small goal first! Test drive the new Mercedes s-class 】 the Mercedes s-class, BMW, audi is A large car in the field, the three powers between them have formed A tacit understanding, namely whoever new strength. The Mercedes s-class is among the first generation of, in front of the whole new arrival it unlimited scenery, this year in the audi released A new generation of A, next year will be the introduction of domestic, driving the car colleagues describe it with family... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪新闻客户端:
    学校学生平均体重得上升啊[允悲]
[School students average weight must rise [allow sad]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【高校食堂推限时自助餐 元随便吃[憧憬]】青岛农业大学餐厅推出“五元管饱随便吃”:夏天晚上点后,冬天晚上点半后,这些自助称重窗口原价元/斤,现在元就能随便吃↓↓食堂阿姨说,这样既能解决浪费问题,又能让同学们少花点钱。问题来了,你的晚饭花了多少钱?tRWcsmpi ​
[The college canteen limited-time buffet Yuan literally eat [hope]] Qingdao agricultural university restaurant launched five yuan filling literally eat after the summer night, winter nights after half past, these self-help weighing window price yuanjin, yuan can literally eat now left left the dining room the aunt said, to solve the problem of waste, and can make the students spend less money. Question, how much did it take your dinner? tRWcsmpi]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    差这么多[哆啦A梦吃惊]@我和贱人的狗血经历转需
[So many poor [doraemon surprised] @ my dog and bitch experience turned to blood]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    如果你余生只被允许看一部电视剧,你会留下哪一部? ​
[If you were only allowed the rest watched a TV play, which you will leave? ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    恭喜@傲娇的肥肥酱 名用户获得【红包】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZN对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRWcgoH
[Congratulations @ tsundere shum sauce Users get red packets. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZN supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRWcgoH]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

猫扑:
    别人看到镜头VS你看到镜头tRWcgUE ​
[Others see the lens VS you see tRWcgUE lens]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

小野妹子学吐槽:
    宣传一下:从明天起,到本月号为止,我在北京百子湾的小野咖啡将举办“万圣节周”特别活动,各种期间限定商品等你来~同时老规矩:本周营业流水(不是毛利是流水)捐献给微公益抗战老兵项目,再加本条转发数x.元,全数捐献!你喝咖啡,我做公益,饮水思源!祝大家生活愉快! ​
[Publicity starting from tomorrow, by the end of this month, I will be held in Beijing, the ancient philosophers bay ono coffee Halloween week special events, all kinds of qualified goods waiting for you ~ at the same time as usual during this week open water (not gross margin is running water) donated to the commonweal project Anti-Japanese War veterans, plus the forwarding this article number x. Yuan, all donations! You drink coffee, I do good, have shown! I wish you all a happy life! ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【舌尖总导演陈晓卿离职央视】陈晓卿于日正式从央视离职,他将带领《舌尖、》的原班人马组建新公司,继续从事纪录片创作。而《舌尖》目前由央视全新的团队在筹拍过程中。朋友圈中,陈晓卿说道:卡片上的人即日起从央视离职,有给他寄好吃的,别再寄到光华路了↓↓tRWcdVqd ​
[Director of the tip of the tongue Chen Xiaoqing quit CCTV Chen Xiaoqing 】 from CCTV, departure, he will lead the original lineup from the tip of the tongue, to form a new company, continue to pursue the documentary creation. But the current by CCTV new team on the tip of the tongue in the process of preparing. Circle of friends, Chen Xiaoqing said, the people on the CARDS from CCTV departure from now on, have to send him good, dont send to the guanghua left left tRWcdVqd again]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪汽车:
    【余辆哈雷摩托迎亲 新人曾因摩托车结缘[心]】月日,江苏南京,新郎夏雨滋驾驶一辆价值万元的哈雷摩托车去新娘家中迎亲,他的随行迎亲车队也是清一色哈雷摩托。据悉,新郎自己是个哈雷迷,夫妻两人在恋爱期间经常驾摩托车出游。#车圈话题#你身边有“因车结缘”的情侣吗?[笑而不语][酷] ...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 Harley motorcycle escort New for motorcycle affinity [heart]] month day, nanjing, jiangsu province, the groom summer rain zi driving a car worth ten thousand yuan Harley to escort the bride home, his accompanying wedding party and all Harley. It is understood that the groom yourself a fan of Harley, during the period of husband and wife two people in love often ride bikes. # #.so the topic you have affinity for car lovers? [smiling without a word] [cool]... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

玩转instagram:
    小兔子,被萌一脸了~[舔屏] ​
[The little rabbit, was of a face ~ [lick screen]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

猫扑:
    家贼难防啊[摊手] tRWcINy ​
[Very difficult to control domesticthief tRWcINy [stand hand]]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【未来餐馆形式?无人移动面馆秒出面 汤底口味可任选[憧憬]】在上海徐汇区,出现了一个无人移动面馆。一到饭点就排起了长长的队,秒钟就可以煮好一碗热气腾腾的面↓↓有两种口味,酸汤肥牛和豚骨。有人体验味道给打分,更有人惊叹“好神奇”↓↓tRWcngjF ​
[【 seconds to form the future restaurant? Unmanned mobile noodle shop Soup taste to choose [hope]] in Shanghai xuhui district, an unmanned mobile noodle shop. One to rice dot to line up long team, seconds to cook a bowl of steaming hot noodles left left there are two kinds of taste, sour soup and dolphin fat bone. Some people experience taste to score, the more good magic left left tRWcngjF someone exclaimed in surprise]

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金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我们结婚两年了,结婚后就到市里发展,现在也没房子,准备要小孩。这两年吧,过的不好不坏,她脾气很不好,大小事,都发脾气。好言相劝也不行,特难哄。说一件事吧结婚的时候买的电视机在家里,最近她想把家里电视拿过来,我回家本来想拿的,回去后发现家里爸妈的电视坏了。然后我就...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend weve been married for two years, get married and then to the city development, is now also have no house, ready to children. These two years, the bad not bad, she had a bad temper, big or small, has lost his temper. Coaxed also not line, coax especially hard. Say one thing when he got married to buy TV set at home, she wanted to get home television recently, I was hoping to take home, back to find home after parents TV is broken. And then I will... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

汽车之家:
    正确答案是吉利博瑞 款 .T 旗舰G版,恭喜@二二旺 ,最快答对,请私信家家您的收货地址,我们会尽快将礼品快递到您手中。
[Flagship. The correct answer is geely borui T G version, congratulations to @., fastest answer, please direct messages every of your shipping address, we will gift delivery to you as soon as possible.]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    都说宝贝是天使与恶魔的化身!开心时能让你萌到心化,哭闹时却让你崩溃爆炸。其实解决办法很简单,只要#舒服到家了#,小恶魔也能秒变小天使,想知道谁有这么大魔力吗?点击视频,一探究竟!@威能官方微博
tRWtyA ​

[All say baby is the embodiment of angels and demons! Happy when can let you of the heart, crying when they let you collapse. Actually the solution is simple, as long as the # # comfortable home, the little devil can also smaller second angel, do you want to know who have so much magic? Click the video and see for yourself! @ vaillant official weibo < br > tRWtyA]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【古天乐竟还在用滑盖手机 网友:他活在小龙女古墓里吗[笑cry]】古天乐出席某活动时被拍到打电话用的是滑盖手机↓↓有网友调侃:你看他每天写长篇博客就知道了[哈哈]还有网友表示,低调的古天乐一直都在默默的做着慈善,一直在为贫困地区建希望学校!谁都不许黑他,除了太阳tRWcuf ​
[【 Louis koo unexpectedly still use slide phone users he lived in a little dragon female ancient tomb [laugh cry]] call Louis koo to attend some activities was photographed with slide phone left left a netizen you see how he write lengthy blog every day (haha) and net friend say, low-key Louis koo, have been quietly doing charity, has been built for the poor areas hope to school! Who have no black, in addition to the sun tRWcuf]

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