2017年10月27日星期五

One than ordinary people and ordinary peopleWeibo first mail @ qq embarrassed jokes hand workMa

孙红雷:
    @黄渤 @黄渤 @黄渤 。 ​​​
[@ Huang Bo @ Huang Bo @ Huang Bo. ​​​]


一个比普通人还普通的普通人

国民老岳父公:
    你们都嘎哈呢?抢手机呢?明天就周末了,把你们的周末愿望留下,抽几个我能帮忙的,帮你实现[doge] ​​​
[You are all ga ha? Grab the phone? Tomorrow is the weekend, leaving your weekend wishes, smoke a few I can help, help you to achieve [doge]]


微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

回忆专用小马甲:
    哈哈哈哈八班稳了,对症下药,专治各种不服[作揖] ​​​
[Ha ha ha ha class eight stability, suit the remedy to the case, specialized in all kinds of defy [bowing]]


《愿无岁月可回头》

张沫凡MOMO:
    我要去给你们买礼物,请给我留言 你们想要什么?大牌什么的都可以 ​​​
[Im going to buy a gift for you, please give me a message What do you want? Big what will do]


爆脾气摩羯,尊重是相互的~

wu2198:
    回贴快乐+中签..........又一个周末,希望能赚够个回贴。tRWWvDVU ​​​
[Happy post + lucky number... A weekend again, hope to be able to earn enough for a post. tRWWvDVU]


我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.

最神奇的视频:
    中国交警霸气带路!警铃一响,我他妈就沦陷了, 帅爆了!为这位警察蜀黍点赞!!tRWWziyN ​​​
[Chinese police ambition to lead the way! Alarm bell rang, I his mama fall, handsome burst! As the policeman sorghum thumb up!!!!! tRWWziyN]


视频,就要神奇的!看神奇的视频就关注我,你绝对意想不到的视频!商务洽谈QQ:,,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    你觉得包治百病的最佳良药是? ​​​
[You think is the best medicine of cure? ​​​]


图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

头条新闻:
    #视野#【男孩用肩膀撑起了姐姐的上学梦[心]】父亲意外去世,为了帮助妈妈减轻负担,贵州男孩王泽盼从岁起就开始照顾身患残疾无法行走的姐姐。为了帮助姐姐圆上学梦,他每天背着姐姐走近两公里的山路去上学,他说:“只要我在家,我就是姐姐的双腿。”@央视新闻 tRWvKx ​​​
[View # # 【 boy shoulder hold up his sisters school dream [heart]] father accident died, mother to help ease the burden, at the age of guizhou boy Wang Ze hope from start to take care of the disabled sister who cannot walk. To help sister school dream, he carrying sister approached two kilometers of mountain roads to school every day, he said as long as Im at home, is my sisters legs. @ tRWvKx CCTV news]


每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻,全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件:xlttnews@vip.sina。

小刚几:
    我真的服了金金了,上辈子是搞慈善的吗,每次出来买玩具都净挑最丑的玩具,卖不出去的玩具都让她包圆儿了(我手里还有一盒蜥蜴) ​​​
[I really took gold, shangbeizi do charity is, every time come out to buy toys net pick the ugliest toys, dont sell the toys will make her a pack a circle son (my hand and a box of lizard)]


自己喜欢的东西,就不要问别人好不好

Happy张江:
    好可爱,教你画一只#小猪佩奇#,留着教小朋友![赞] ​​​
[Good lovely, teach you to draw a pig # # page, keep the teaching kids! [who]]


每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

韩国me2day:
    【YouTube】#东方神起# #郑允浩#为迪迪#沈昌珉#祝贺生日的甜蜜(?)方式~
大喊昌珉啊,生日快乐!!!之后若无其事带来Power Performance~[允悲][允悲](cr.logo) tRWWzhce ​​​

[# # # # YouTube 】 【 TVXQ u-know sweet for didi # # Max congratulations birthday (?) Way ~ < br > yell chang precious ah, happy birthday!!!!!! Then as if nothing happened to bring the Power Performance ~ [allow sad] [allow sad] tRWWzhce (cr) logo)]


联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

最佳蹲坑读物:
    或许这就是爱情吧。 ​​​
[Perhaps this is love. ​​​]


如果你有什么烦恼,请向我私信投稿,合作宣传欢迎私信^^商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow

蔡卓妍:
    #常在你左右# 今日上映了👻👻趕快去看吧[阴险][阴险] @張智霖 ​​​
[#常在你左右# 今日上映了👻👻赶快去看吧[阴险][阴险] @张智霖 ​​​]


暂无

思想聚焦:
    有些话虽不超级好听,但句句有理。趁年轻好好努力吧! ​​​
[Some words not super good to listen, but rational. Young good work! ​​​]


成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ

中国新闻网:
    【四川交警这一声“走!” 暖了无数人的心[心]】日下午,正在执勤的四川@江油公安交警 突然被一辆轿车拦住。“警察同志,我车上有危重病人需要及时送往医院,麻烦你帮我们带下路”。交警立即拉起警笛为其开道,平时需要分钟路程,仅用时分钟就赶到了医院。为交警蜀黍打call! tRWWhWUQ ​​​
[The traffic police in sichuan this go! warm the hearts of people [heart]], in the afternoon, is @ jiangyou, sichuan public security traffic police on duty Suddenly a car stopped. The police comrade, my car has a critically ill patients need to be taken to the hospital in time, trouble you to help us down road. Traffic police sirens for escorting, immediately pull need minutes at ordinary times, -seeded minutes arrived at the hospital. For the traffic police sorghum make the call! tRWWhWUQ]


这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。

成都商报:
    【泪目!岁女儿做手术,妈妈跪地小时祈求手术成功[泪]】因女儿岁多时患小儿麻痹症,近日,太和县离异女子刘妮带女儿到医院进行手术。月日下午,女儿进入了手术室。手术室外,刘妮从从下午点半到晚点一直端跪着,期间不曾起身,“我只能用这样的方法祈求女儿手术成功!”tRWWvBt ​​​
[【 tears eye! Year old daughter do surgery, mother knelt in hours for surgery success [tears]] for daughter were suffering from polio, recently, taihe county divorced woman Liu Ni take my daughter to go to the hospital for surgery. Afternoon, February nd daughter into the operating room. Surgery, outdoor Liu Ni from from the PM to late in the afternoon has been kneeling, during never got up, I can only pray in this way the daughter surgical success! tRWWvBt]


《成都商报》是西部地区发行量和影响力最大的主流媒体。新闻爆料热线:-。合作联系:QQ:;QQ:;QQ:;QQ:.

天津股侠:
    收工,醉人的一天,大盘连阳,酒气冲天![二哈] ​​​
[Call it a day, the day of intoxicate, grail even Yang, no matter how! [two ha]]


新浪微博财经类自媒体人,年的股海沧桑,民间职业股票投资人.操作风格<超短线结合波段>微博是个人炒股日志,不做咨询、荐股,跟风者自负盈亏。

卢本皇:
    在机场给你们买礼物啦
好困 ​​​

[Buy a gift for you at the airport. < br > good trapped]


给易烊千玺涮牛肉的作家、歌手、戏精

王尼玛:
    拿去装逼,不谢! ​​​
[Take to pack to force, dont thank! ​​​]


处处留心皆暴漫,天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou

城城AI:
    啪啪猛抽自己二个大嘴巴! ​​​
[Snapped at his two big mouth! ​​​]


如果每年都翻一倍,十年后。。

下厨房:
    【风靡吃货圈的雪花酥】#下午茶小食光# 换种方式吃牛轧糖,最近这款小点心,风靡吃货圈,又香又酥,奶香十足,好吃到根本停不下来,难怪能成为网红[馋嘴]菜谱作者:武汉Lily #理想生活季# ​​​
[The popular version of snow cake] # # afternoon tea snacks light another way to eat nougat, recently the cookies and popular version, sweet and crisp, milk incense, delicious to dont stop, it is no wonder that can become a web celebrity [available] cookbook author wuhan Lily season # # ideal life]


xiachufang 下厨房美食生活网,吃货青年和厨房软妹的最爱,最文艺的美食APP!唯有美食与爱不可辜负。

秦岭二月:
    北京国安球员李磊和妻子在某航班上,因口角被带走现场完整视频tRWWZfBN ​​​
[Beijing guoan player li lei and his wife were on a flight, because of the quarrel was taken the full video tRWWZfBN]


经风历雨秦岭树,领异标新二月花。

Sasaaaa:
    有两台是你们的[笑而不语] ​​​
[Two is your [smiling without a word]]


美肤店: 私服店:

新浪娱乐:
    【电竞主播“死亡宣告”游戏直播中打女友 被俱乐部解约】日,知名电竞选手@死亡宣告_Vasilii (李威俊)在直播时与一女子发生冲突,期间摔砸东西、骂脏话,还大喊信不信我杀了你,视频中可听见女生哭喊。日,Newbee俱乐部宣布立即与其解约。今天是他的生日,但微博骂声一片。tRWWvZZp ​​​
[E-sports anchor declared dead [the broadcast of the game to play his girlfriend was cancelled by the club 】, well-known electrical campaign hand @ death declaration _Vasilii (Li Weijun) conflict in live with a woman, during the fall to hit thing, swearing, also called letter not letter I kill you, I can hear the girl crying in the video. Day, Newbee club announced its termination immediately. Today is his birthday, but weibo bristle. tRWWvZZp]


新浪娱乐

我的前任是个极品:
    #品姐枕聊室# ​​​
[Elder sister pillow chat room # #]


我们不一定要完美的爱情,但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣!

獒了个爸111:
    正能量的事多做老爸喜欢。 tRWWUQk ​​​
[Positive energy more than do like dad. tRWWUQk]


谭维维:
    彩了个排 ​​​
[Color a row]


生活不容易,大家随便活!

微博等级:
    来一波背影杀,有哪个撩到你了吗? ​​​
[To a wave of figure, which reaches to you? ​​​]


微博等级官方微博

作家崔成浩:
    年月日,金日成将军率部埋伏在长白县间三峰,一队鬼子走进了包围圈。将军朝天一枪,顿时枪声大作,鬼子如割倒的麦子成片倒下。这时,女机枪手的一只眼睛被打中,卫生员要把她背下阵地,可她坚决不从,说:“一只眼瞄得更准!”一袋烟工夫,敌人的“敢死队”尸横遍野,侥幸活着的抱头鼠窜了。 ​​​
[(date) (month) (year), general Kim il sung, his ambush between changbai county, three peak, a group of devil walked into the encirclement. General air one gun, suddenly gunfire, such as cut down the wheat into the devil fell. At this time, the female gunner is one eye shot, busboy to put her back ground, but she never from, said one eye clear aim! A pack of cigarettes, the enemys death squads corpses, alive flee ignominiously. ​​​]


心系平壤,从未离开。工作联系:cuichenghao@vip.

红包君:
    iPhoneX开始抢购啦 话说中奖了你会折现么? 要是不折现 我可得排队给你们买去 ​​​
[IPhoneX are snapping up You can discount words won the lottery? If you dont discount I really need queuing to buy to you]


来了就别走了,红包,优惠券,总有你要的。

SNH48-林思意:
    重大消息!宁静杀青~~ ​​​
[Big news! Filming for the quiet ~ ~]


合作联系,商务:business@snh - 影视:yingshi@snh -* 综艺:zongyi@snh -*

我的朋友是个呆B:
    一位洗车小哥的工作体验,很刺激。想起了第一天工作时的我[拜拜](Fbsean.ceballos)
tRWWULlH ​​​

[A car wash little brothers work experience, very exciting. Remembered first day at work I [bynum] (Fbsean. Ceballos) < br > tRWWULlH]


没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

小屁屁挖白菜:
    #旅行双# 直接转发 次机会 tROdQz ​​​
[Double # # travel forward chances tROdQz directly]


(我是个人的,没有群,无其他平台)薅羊毛|白菜价搬运|活动推荐推送

龚凯杰:
    一天结束了……今天把昨天赚的暂存在股市里,下周来取!求安慰![允悲]
(据说点赞的人,即将收获意外之财!) ​​​

[The end of the day... Today make temporary exists in the stock market yesterday, take next week! For comfort! [allow sad] < br > (it is said that the thumb up, will reap a windfall!) ​​​]


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