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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【这个学校有个神秘组织经常夜晚出没搬牛[允悲]】@四川农业大学有头拓荒牛雕塑，经常被同学搬着到处跑。在屋檐下避雨，在食堂前“爬树”，披着棉被守在宿舍前…这个由名新生组成的“搬牛协会”，每天都在处理校园内不文明搬牛现象，对“川农牛”进行日常维护↓↓tRWUuYT
[The school has a mysterious organization Night constantly cattle [allow sad]] @ sichuan agricultural university Has a head bravebull sculpture, often has been moved around. Shelter under the eaves, climb in front of the dining room, covered with a quilt keep in front of the dorm... The composed of freshmen move cattle association, every day in the treatment of the campus move not civilization phenomenon, the sichuan farmers cows left left tRWUuYT down for routine maintenance]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

但斌：
在蛇口希尔顿酒店招商堂-号厅”，参加方娟同学追思会，和方娟同学同班并一个课题组，年前的岁月历历在目……方娟同学是一个纯洁、善良，有伟大人格魅力的女性……泪点顺着脸颊静静流淌！[泪][泪][泪][蜡烛][蜡烛][蜡烛]
[Merchant hall - the hall Hilton Hotel in shekou, a memorial service participants yun to students, and Fang Juan students class and a team, years ago years vividly... Fang Juan classmate is a pure, kind, has a great personality charm of women... Tears dripped down quietly flowing! [in] [tears] [tears] [candle] [candle] [candle]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑：
苏格兰一只小狗不断高高跃起，试图咬断一根垂下来的树枝。没想到，当它成功咬住树枝后，树枝并没有折断，反将它“吊”在了半空中。然后，这只执着的狗子就这样荡了起来[doge]tRWAno
[Scotland a puppy climbed high constantly, trying to bite off a down branch. Unexpectedly, when it successfully grabbed the branches, the branches is not broken, will it hanging in the air. Then, the persistence of dog son swings up [doge] tRWAno, just like that]

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新浪汽车：
做的了评测，也颠得到了大勺！世界那么大，还是回家吃饭吧~
[Do the evaluation, but also Britain got big spoon! The world so big, or go home for dinner]

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一块去旅行：
每一段说走就走的旅途，和无数个因你而美丽的瞬间。
[Each paragraph said come away trip, and countless beautiful moments because of you. ]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

汽车之家：
#家人帮家人#正在为购车纠结的同学们，来这条微博里留下你的购车条件（如：价格、三厢两厢或SUV、手挡或自动挡、追求动力、空间等），转发并评论，让大家一起帮你挑一款爱车吧。购车信息越详细，越有机会被家家推荐。
[# # family help family are shopping with classmates, to leave your car in this tweet conditions (such as price, saloon sta or SUV, hand or automatic, the pursuit of power, space, etc.), and forward comments, let us together to help you pick a car. Car-buying information more detailed, more have a chance to be every recommendation. ]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

卢健生：
今早对战由前巴西外援Da Silva（港译施路华）带领，有多位巴西外援压阵的澳门联队。上半场己队领先，下半场快速反击，接应队友阿滔左路单刀横传撞射入网。之后一次禁区边混战，我第一时间妙射远柱坠落球门右上死角入网，门将鞭长莫及，大胜而回。感谢队友助攻！ tzRAjSz
[Against this morning by a former Brazilian foreign aid Da Silva (port road, shi hua) led, a number of Brazils foreign aid anchors the united. The side the lead in the first half, second half fast counter-attack, the effort deep o the left single-pole cross crashed. A melee penalty area edge, after I first time wonderful shot far post to fall into the upper right corner net, goalkeeper beyond, back to win. Thank you so much for his teammates. tzRAjSz]

Z CAM, CEO

微博搞笑排行榜：
看评论！@屁颠软绵绵哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈评论笑死我[允悲][允悲]
[To read the comments! @ fart dian soft comment ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha killing me [allow sad] [allow sad]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【孕妈谢娜素颜出镜与刘嘉玲奚梦瑶袁弘聚会[憧憬]】“我们来了”姐妹淘小聚会！#刘嘉玲# #谢娜# #奚梦瑶# #袁弘#还合影留念晒甜蜜友谊↓↓怀孕中的谢娜素颜出镜，气色超棒，利用巧妙手法遮住了孕肚也是令粉丝大呼“看不出来胖了耶”↓↓还不快再学一招？[并不简单]tRWUjNBM
[The pregnant mother uproot shayna plain yan And carina lau Ming xi Justin party [hope]] we sisters tao small party! # carina lau # # # # # # # Ming xi uproot shayna Justin and pose sun sweet friendship left left pregnant uproot shayna plain yan, look great, is the use of gimmicky covered the pregnant belly make fans shouted look not to come out fat left left will still not quick to learn a trick? Is not a simple tRWUjNBM]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

南方都市报：
【英国女司机手艺不佳，旁观者大声加油鼓励[加油]】英国街头，楼下一位女士路边停车停了几十分钟，还没停进去。全楼好多人都注目看着她关注着她的进展，鸽子海鸥也在看，真的太难了，太难了......最后终于成功的一刻，整个街道都沸腾了[允悲] tRWaOV
[【 British women drivers poor workmanship, onlookers loudly of encouragement [oil]] British street, a lady downstairs roadside parking stopped a few minutes, havent stopped in. QuanLou many people are looking at her focus on her progress, pigeons also looking at the seagull, really hard, its too difficult... Finally a moment of success, the whole streets are boiling tRWaOV [allow sad]]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【怀疑妻子有外遇丈夫竟拿床单做鉴定[摊手]】武汉岁的黄先生经常出差，时间一久，他竟对妻子产生猜疑，经常偷翻妻子手机...一天他发现床单上有一块淡黄色污渍，更是直接内心炸毛，便悄悄拿走床单去做鉴定...然而结果却是实力打脸了↓↓连医生都觉得“说不过去”↓↓tRWUCVJp
[【 suspect that his wife was having an affair Husband take sheets make identification [stand hand]] wuhan - year - old Mr Huang often on a business trip, a long time, he told his wife to produce suspicion, often steal her phone... One day he found there is a pale yellow stain on the sheet, but also directly inside Fried MAO, quietly take the sheets to be identified... But the result is strength face left left even the doctors feel left left tRWUCVJp said not the past]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

优酷：
#真港剧反黑# 陈sir@陳小春遍寻不着嚣张@張建聲Justin 于是决定从神爷@陳惠敏处入手，两厢谈妥后准备通过嚣张的小弟来找出嚣张，究竟能不能一举把嚣张找出来呢？[太开心]@反黑OCTB #反黑# tRWUHv
[# # Sir @ Jordan chan chan from black Hong Kong dramas Times not find exorbitant @ Justin cheung Justin decided from god ye @ Elizabeth fp, sta settled after preparation through the arrogance of the younger brother to find the hubbub, finds out exorbitant would ever be a stroke? [quite happy] @ OCTB from black # # tRWUHv from black]

微博汽车：
【还记得那个骑三轮车环游世界的大爷吗？他的旅程停止了[蜡烛]】#出行生活#还记得这位白胡子老人吗？北京申奥成功后，他蹬着三轮车骑行世界，奥运到哪里，他就骑到哪里。然而阿根廷时间日晚，一辆卡车撞向岁的陈冠明，他的生命连同环球骑行万多公里的纪录，定格在了地球另一端……[蜡烛][蜡烛] ...全文： m.weibo
[【 remember the ride a tricycle to travel around the world of the big ye? His journey stopped [candle]] # # travel life remember the white beard old man? After the successful Olympic bid, he push the tricycle cycling world, where the Olympic Games, where he was riding. Argentina time Friday night, however, a truck hit the old Chen Guanming, his life along with the global cycling the record for the thousands of miles, at the other side... [candle] [candle]... The full text m. eibo]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

优酷：
优酷秋集之宣发分论坛倒计时天！
独家#锋味#带给大家锋氏酥皮臭豆腐！
周末尾声，何不尽兴？[奸笑]
[Youku autumn collection of dispersing pertains BBS countdown of days! sole # # tat taste brings you fengs meringue stinky tofu! the end over the weekend, why dont you enjoy? [grinned]]

猫扑：
憋吃了，看看你肚子上这是啥tRWUSpF
[To eat any more, take a look at your belly is this what tRWUSpF]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【镜头里发现女娃溺水医生丢下相机跳海里施救成功后离开】日，广西钦州市犀牛角镇三娘湾度假村海边，一小女孩不慎落水，情况危急…岁的医生马敏麟正用相机拍摄海边美景，突然拍到随浪翻滚的小孩↓↓这一细节让他断定女孩不在嬉戏↓↓于是他丢下相机就冲进了冰冷水里↓↓tRWUMAc

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

冷笑话精选：
我们不一样……？
哈哈哈哈这无缝衔接！我服[笑cry]、
tRWUiSjc
[We are not the same... ? ha ha ha ha this seamless! I [laugh cry], tRWUiSjc]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

平安北京：
【为身边的英雄点赞[good]】近日，河北秦皇岛一男子欲在饭店持刀行凶，恰巧一位民警在店内就餐。眼看男子持刀冲向女老板，民警果断出手夺下菜刀，随后众人合力将该男子制服。tRpqAxwa
[【 thumb up to around hero [good]] recently, a man wants in hebei qinhuangdao hotel with a knife crime, happened to be a policeman in the store. To see a man into a female boss, civilian police seized in a kitchen knife, then all will be the man in uniform. tRpqAxwa]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

南方都市报：
【情侣驾车礼让老人，对方连竖大拇指[good]】日，浙江金华一对情侣驾车看到有老人要过马路，立即礼让，而老人则连竖两次大拇指表达感谢。情侣中女生说，他们很远就看到老人在等，没想到让行后老人这样表扬他们，“心里面真的很暖很暖。”梨视频tROFKJQ

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顶尖设计：
深秋 by Kristina Makeeva
[By late autumn Kristina Makeeva]

职业搬砖，业余设计。

汽车之家：
#家家试驾评测#【优缺点总结篇斯巴鲁傲虎长测（）】半年的时间过的很快，这辆傲虎长测已经是最后一篇文章了，在这段时间里我和编辑康宇经历了日常堵车、长途驾驶、追尾事故等基本还算全面的用车体验，唯一的小遗憾就是没能展现该车在冬季中的“本领”，不过好在厂商说了冬天的时候可以再开走测试雪地...全文： m.weibo
[# # every test evaluating the advantages and disadvantages of summary Subaru outback long measurement () half a years time is too fast, the outback long test is the last article, during this time my experience and editing Kang Yu daily traffic jams, long distance driving and accident is the comprehensive transport experience, there is only one small regret failed to show the power of the vehicle in the winter, but the manufacturer said the test can be left by the time winter snow... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车：
#老司机课堂#哈哈哈哈哈！刷屏的关后备箱大战，从此再无挑战者！Game over!!
[Old driver class # # ha ha ha ha ha! Refresh the trunk war, challenger again! Game over!!!!! ]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

新浪新闻客户端：
音乐家Vinheteiro用钢琴演奏年到年音乐的进化，带人们感受历史与音乐的进程...听了过去多年的音乐，你最喜欢哪个时代的旋律呢~ 不过小哥哥这样凝视镜头是为哪般？[喵喵]tRWADjzI （via.胡椒视频）
[Musicians Vinheteiro with the evolution of the year to the music, playing the piano with people feel the history and the process of music... Listen to the music over the past years, which do you like the most in the era of melody ~ but for our favorite stylemakers is so little brother staring? Meow tRWADjzI (via. Pepper video)]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【数万元首饰忘车上找回后女乘客熊抱公交司机[二哈]】武汉一女子找到公交调度室，哭着说自己的包丢了。包内有大量证件和首饰，价值数万元。调度员发送语音指令，让司机逐一排查，好在司机李孝文帮其找到背包！女子喜极而泣，接下来一系列举动引得现场人直呼“可爱”↓↓tRWUqb
[The tens of thousands of yuan jewelry left the car Back after the female passengers bear hug bus driver ha] [two] wuhan a woman find bus operation department, cry to say your package is lost. There is a large number of documents and jewelry, worth tens of thousands of yuan. Dispatchers sent voice commands, let the driver is given, but the driver Li Xiaowen help it find a backpack! Womens tears of joy, then a series of moves people call tuxedos left left tRWUqb cute]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈哈平底锅无敌[笑cry]@haohao沁：可以说是很真实了[允悲]
[Ha ha ha ha pan invincible @ haohao ooze laugh cry, can be said to be very real [allow sad]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【CIA警犬因为训练课程中表现不佳，被...“退学”了[doge]】美国中央情报局警犬部队最近遭遇小尴尬：一只名为“露露”的雌性嗅探犬被开除了。中情局说，“即便用食物或玩具鼓励，‘露露’也从未进入嗅探状态。”[允悲]目前“露露”已离开警犬队，转而从事了这个行业...↓↓tRWUAGuA
[The CIA dog for poor performance in the training course and be... drop out [doge]] the CIA police forces recently suffered a little embarrassed a named lulu female sniffer dogs was dismissed. The cia said. even in a food or toys encourage, lulu never entered into a state of sniffing. [allow sad] currently lulu has left the dog teams, to engage in the industry... Left left tRWUAGuA]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

猫扑：
【猫扑淘宝双十一红包送你买买买[太开心]】周末没计划？那就上个淘宝领红包吧[喵喵]，周末有计划？那就把领红包也写到计划内吧[喵喵]，双十一就要来了，领了红包，有备无患[爱你]
月日至月日，复制￥OpKoiuiI￥打开手机淘宝，每天都可领取红包(•̀◡•́)
也可使用淘宝app扫描下...全文： m.weibo
[【 mop taobao put a red packets to send you to buy buy buy [quite happy]] didnt plan this weekend? That on a taobao get red envelopesmeow meow, plan this weekend? Then write get red envelopes also planned [meow], a double tenth is coming, and received a red envelope, encounter love you [] day, month to month copy RMB OpKoiuiI RMB phone open taobao, every day can receive red envelopes (• ̀ ◡ ́) also can use taobao app under scanning... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【百人口碑评新车：标致是潜力股？】各位网友大家好，欢迎收看第十九期《百人口碑评新车》系列文章。本期文章中我们将为大家介绍一款上市初期颇具话题性的合资品牌中型SUV——东风标致。tRWUhHS
[One hundred # # every news [reputation evaluation of a new car, Peugeot is potential shares? Each netizen everybody is good, welcome to issue of the one hundred people here a review of the new car series. This article we will introduce a listing earlys conversation joint brand midsize SUV, dongfeng Peugeot. tRWUhHS]

冷笑话精选：
主人：以彼之道还施彼身，我让你舔我……
汪：他别是个傻子吧？！
tRWUhHa
[Host on his way back there, and I let you lick me... wang dont he is a fool? ! tRWUhHa]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

一块去旅行：
万美物欲不及清凉晨曦。
[All the materialistic than cool morning. ]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【百岁老爷爷打麻将总是赢邻居不愿陪他玩[二哈]】江西南昌，百岁老人李杨华有一个长寿秘诀，就是每天打麻将。邻居都说他总是赢钱，都“怕”和他打。邻居还说，爷爷每次都会拿赢的钱去这里逛逛↓↓生活丰富多彩又潇洒！至于胡牌秘籍？一般人爷爷还真不告诉他[偷笑]↓↓tRWUhxZH
[【 centenarians grandpa playing mahjong always win the neighbors dont want to play with him [two ha]] in nanchang, centenarians Li Yanghua have a longevity, is playing mahjong every day. Neighbors said he always win money, are afraid play with him. Neighbors said, grandpa always win money go here left left life rich and colorful and natural and unrestrained! As for hu brands secret? The average person grandpa didnt tell him [laughing] left left tRWUhxZH down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

但斌：
@天匠手工地毯韩建立：手工打结地毯，天然环保，不挂胶没气味可用五十年，是现在富裕起来的中国家庭的首选。机织地毯枪刺地毯，背后都有胶，有胶就有甲醛，有气味@站住小尾巴：机器的没有手工好吗？总不能说是手工的耗时多就要贵不。那这种产业活该被大机器淘汰，而且现在来到了人工智能，完全碾压
[@ day artisan handmade carpet establish hand knotted carpet, natural environmental protection, not hang glue didnt smell fifty years are available, and is the first choice for wealthy Chinese families now. Woven carpet embroidered carpet, there are glue, the glue is the formaldehyde, the odorant @ stand little tail no manual machine? Cant say hand not take much to you. That this industry deserved it eliminated by big machine, and it came to the artificial intelligence, completely crushed]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
转：注意到这些变化了吗？
阿里巴巴、淘宝、京东正在沦为传统企业
传统互联网不断扩大贫富差距
移动互联网开始消灭贫富差距
中国互联网从尾随美国变为反超美国
互联网倒逼中国政府深化改革
最贵的东西：以前是地段，现在是流量，未来是粉丝
无生意可做、无工可打正在成为事实
你再也雇佣不到优...全文： m.weibo
[Turn notice the change? alibaba, taobao, jingdong is reduced to a traditional enterprise the Internet growing gap between rich and poor mobile Internet began to eliminate the gap between rich and poor the Chinese Internet from following the United States to surpassed the United States reversed transmission on the Internet the Chinese government to deepen reform of the the most expensive thing before is, now is the traffic, the future is fan no business to do, no work to play is becoming a fact you can hire less than optimal... The full text m. eibo]

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