2017年10月24日星期二

Prop blocked, have means to resist, the sky is falling a husband!Prop blocked, have means to resi

丑女达人:
    心态决定一切![赞]
[Attitude is everything! [who]]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

丑女达人:
    有意义的茶[偷笑]
[Meaningful tea [laugh]]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

丑女达人:
    豌杂好吃!
[Create weight-loss-friendly chili miscellaneous delicious!]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

丑女达人:
    这个不错,养气补血!
[This is good, relating blood!]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

丑女达人:
    看起来很简单,我吃素食可以换成豆腐应该也不错吧?[偷笑]@烘焙很简单YOU 想吃的学着做吧
[Looks very simple, I eat vegetarian food can be replaced with tofu should also good? [laughing] @ baking is very simple YOU want to learn to do it]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

丑女达人:
    不论是开挂的人生,还是所谓的平凡小女子,只要被后人记住的都够遭罪的,所以我宁可渺小到被遗忘,也不愿意遭这份罪。[偷笑]
[Whether open hang in life, or the so-called ordinary small woman, as long as the are remembered by later generations suffer enough, so I would rather to be forgotten, nor willing to by the crime. [laughing]]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

丑女达人:
    回来休斯顿吗?
[Come back to Houston?]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

丑女达人:
    [酷]
[[cool]]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

丑女达人:
    好喜庆!
[Good happy!]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

但斌:
    @亟兮般若我不相信,比我还干?[困][困][困][困][困]
[Strong @ xi prajnaparamita I dont believe, than I do? [trapped] [trapped] [trapped] [trapped] [trapped]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @吕继群:库尔勒的地位非常突出了。
[@ Lv Jiqun korla is very prominent.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

巴曙松:
    tRWftKZA 厦门大学南强学术讲座,tRWftKhU ​
[NaJiang tRWftKZA xiamen university academic lectures, tRWftKhU]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

微博搞笑排行榜:
    刚刚毕业的大家,都过着怎样的生活 _______________________________ ​
[Everyone was graduated, living in how to _______________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    原来猫听到梳子的声音真的会呕吐…最后一幕笑死了[笑cry]tRWLiNY ​
[Originally the cat heard the sound of the comb really throw up... The last scene died laughing [laugh cry] tRWLiNY]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【岁男孩发川普年工资:怕他没钱交水电费 吃啥喝啥?[doge]】川普月上任时曾表示不领总统薪酬,每年只象征性地收取美元的工资↓↓美国田纳西州一名岁小男孩Elisha,担心川普的“生计”,从自己的零花钱中取出美元,寄去“帮助”川普。川普得知后特地回了一封信↓↓tRWfyZZL ​
[【 trump years old boy get paid afraid he has no money to pay the electricity and water Eat what to drink what? [doge]] trump has said not lead the President taking office in pay, a year only symbolically charged $left left Tennessee, a little boy at the age of Elisha, worry about trump livelihood, from their own pocket money out of the dollar, send help trump. Trump that specially after a letter left left tRWfyZZL back]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安# 哈哈哈哈我的笑点哈哈哈tRWtbpM(via灯灯HOHO) ​
[# # mop goodnight my joke ha ha ha ha ha ha ha tRWtbpM (via lamp lights HOHO)]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【[费解]戏精小偷假装打电话 持钥匙偷车】月日,郑州一中年男子在闹市假装打电话,坐在电动车上,不断地掏出钥匙尝试开电动车,连续尝试多次后终于打开一辆↓↓被民警当场抓获。网友:这演技有点过了[允悲]你还见过哪些偷盗戏码?留下来一起防范~tRWfCC ​
[[[difficult] play jing thief pretend to make a phone call to a key steal car] month day, a middle-aged man in downtown zhengzhou pretend to make a phone call, sitting in the electric vehicle, constantly took out the key try electric cars, finally opened a left left after continuous try several times by police arrested on the spot. Net friend this acting a little after [allow sad] have you ever seen stealing drama? To stay together to prevent ~ tRWfCC]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    双手脱把骑单车#够稳才是老司机#
身为“老司机”,你的绝活是 ________________________________ ​​ ​​​​

[Hands off the bike # # stability is enough old driver < br > as old driver, your talents are ________________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

天猫:
    (•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ 天猫双预售究竟该买些什么呢?美妆、食品、个护、家清、国际、母婴、服饰、美容仪器都盘出来了...转发并留言晒晒你们都预购了啥有机会获得@天猫精灵 一只! #双来了# ​​​​
[(• ̀ ㅂ ́) organisation ✧ Tmall double booking actually what to buy? Beauty makeup, food, a guard, home cleaning, international, maternal and infant, clothing, hairdressing instrument all pan out... And forward the message in what have access to all of you have purchased the @ Tmall elf one! Double to the # #]

天猫,阿里巴巴集团旗下网站,亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 :tmall 【客服电话】

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【岁男子网恋岁失明女 裸婚年终拍上婚纱照[心]】王芳年前通过网络与张永才相识,但她后因糖尿病失明。两人于年结婚,婚后一年有十个月在医院度过。王芳一直想拍一张婚纱照,但因生活拮据始终未能拍成。日,她的愿望终于达成↓↓拍摄现场好甜↓↓tRWfwUc ​
[The old man the net love, blind girl Naked marriage year-end on wedding photos [heart]] wang fang years ago with yong-cai zhang met through the network, but because of diabetic blindness after her. The two were married in the year, there are ten months in a year spent in the hospital after marriage. Wang fang has always wanted to take a wedding photos, but because of the struggle has not been made. Day, her wish finally reached left left the spot left left tRWfwUc good sweet]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【情侣驾车礼让老人,对方连竖大拇指[good]】月日,浙江金华一对情侣驾车看到有老人要过马路,立即礼让,而老人则连竖两次大拇指表达感谢。情侣中的女生说,他们很远就看到老人在等,没想到让行后老人这样表扬他们,“心里面真的很暖很暖。 tRWACZw ​
[# # weibo communication radio [comity elderly couple driving, the other party even shu thumb [good]] month day, zhejiang jinhua a couple driving saw the old man to cross the road, comity immediately, while the old man even vertical two thumbs to express thanks. Couple of girls said they far away he saw the old man waiting for, have never thought to give way after the old man praise them like this, really warm in my heart is very warm. tRWACZw]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【宋仲基宋慧乔婚礼无证婚人 蜜月定在欧洲】知情人透露宋仲基宋慧乔于日下午点举行非公开婚礼,没有证婚人,将在宋仲基好友担任的司仪主持下进行,祝歌由宋慧乔好友玉珠铉来演唱。两人婚后将前往欧洲度蜜月↓↓你觉得谁会来主持?[偷笑]tRWfzUh ​
[[song joong ki no witnesses at wedding song hye kyo Honeymoon in Europe 】 people familiar with the song joong ki in song hye kyo day afternoon at a private wedding, without witness, in the song joong ki friends under served as master of ceremonies presided over, wish song sung by friends jade bead Xuan song hye kyo. Two people after marriage will travel to Europe for their honeymoon left left who will to host do you think? [laughing] tRWfzUh]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    生まれて、すみません。[跪了] ​
[出生,对不起。[跪了]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人#当你预算不够的时候,有考虑过买二手车么? ​
[# # when you budget is not enough good night family, have considered buying a used car? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选:
    陈年狗粮一起吃[二哈]@就一兔叽啊:前段时间姐姐刚给爷爷奶奶拍的[愛你] tRWtrKp
[Old dog food eat together [two ha] @ a rabbit ji ah recently, my sister just take my grandparents love you [] tRWtrKp]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

冷笑话精选:
    还有有人给你打钱?[doge]@我和贱人的狗血经历[微笑]@宅男宅女集中营 别做梦了 根本没人关心你[摊手]
[There is someone give you pay them? [doge] @ my blood and bitch dog experience [smiles] @ otaku women dont go out for a long time a concentration camp Stop dreaming No one CARES about you [stand hand]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【小伙相亲两轮受挫:她专科我名校毕业,我们合适吗?】一小伙发帖吐槽两次失败的相亲经历↓↓他称,自己是名校毕业,女生家庭不错,但专科毕业。他因此纠结了一个星期,期间没跟女孩说话,当他终于说服自己学历不重要时,女孩已不回消息……你会特别在意对方的学历吗? ​tRWVeZhg ​
[The guy dating two rounds of frustration she college I graduated from school, we is ok for you? A small group of Posting poking fun at two failed dating experience left left, he said he is graduated from the school, the girl family is good, but the specialized subject graduates. He struggled for a week, during didnt talk to girls, when he finally convinced her degree is not important, the girl has no news... You will be particularly care about each others education? tRWVeZhg]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    发表了博文《一名剑桥学者的感叹:中国崛起,为两百年未有之大变局》tRWVkmnS ​
[Published a blog a Cambridge scholars exclamation the rise of China, is the changing from the two hundred tRWVkmnS]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

顶尖设计:
    日本大川家具的工匠为猫打造的日式美学家居 ​
[Japanese dachuan furniture craftsman to the Japanese aesthetic household cats]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

MIUI:
    用手机转发本条微博后,你的「 L 」图标会自动点亮!不信你试试。#英雄联盟s# ​
[Using a mobile phone after forwarding this weibo, your L icon will automatically light up! Do not believe you try. S # # hero alliance]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#【两男子争相为老太让座,碰掉包造误会[吃惊]】河南郑州一老太太上公交,两男子同时起来让座,结果前面乘客的包掉在地上,他以为后面乘客有不轨行为,发生冲突。最后在大家的解释下二人言和畅谈。 tRWXmT ​
[# # travel life 【 two men rush to give his seat to a woman and to touch the nestlings made misunderstanding [surprised]] in henan zhengzhou an old woman on the bus, two men up to give up her seat at the same time, the passenger in front of the bag fell on the ground, he thought that the passengers have misconduct, conflict. Finally in everyone explain two human speech and talk. tRWXmT]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    说一件最近发生在你身上的特别幸运的事吧,让大家知道生活还是美好的。 ​
[Said a recent special lucky things happen to you, to let everyone know that life is good. ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【马云与普京同台:“我理解作为一个领导者的孤独”[吃瓜][吃瓜]】马云和普京日一同出席瓦尔代国际辩论俱乐部年会。当谈到领导者的压力时,马云说他理解作为一个领导者的孤独,这时,普京的表情亮了……tRWVmbQ ​
[[ma compete with Mr Putin I understand that as a leader of loneliness [eat the melon] [eat the melon]] ma valdai international debate club meeting with Mr Putins day. When it comes to the leaders pressure, Mr Ma said he understood as a leader of loneliness, at this moment, Mr Putins face lit up... tRWVmbQ]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#钢炮生力军 奥迪RS Limousine~ ​
[# # night welfare GangBao powerhouse Limousine audi RS ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

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