Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽：
    宣传一下：从明天起，到本月号为止，我在北京百子湾的小野咖啡将举办“万圣节周”特别活动，各种期间限定商品等你来～同时老规矩：本周营业流水（不是毛利是流水）捐献给微公益抗战老兵项目，再加本条转发数x.元，全数捐献！你喝咖啡，我做公益，饮水思源！祝大家生活愉快！ ​
[Publicity starting from tomorrow, by the end of this month, I will be held in Beijing, the ancient philosophers bay ono coffee Halloween week special events, all kinds of qualified goods waiting for you ~ at the same time as usual during this week open water (not gross margin is running water) donated to the commonweal project Anti-Japanese War veterans, plus the forwarding this article number x. Yuan, all donations! You drink coffee, I do good, have shown! I wish you all a happy life! ​]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【舌尖总导演陈晓卿离职央视】陈晓卿于日正式从央视离职，他将带领《舌尖、》的原班人马组建新公司，继续从事纪录片创作。而《舌尖》目前由央视全新的团队在筹拍过程中。朋友圈中，陈晓卿说道：卡片上的人即日起从央视离职，有给他寄好吃的，别再寄到光华路了↓↓tRWcdVqd ​
[Director of the tip of the tongue Chen Xiaoqing quit CCTV Chen Xiaoqing 】 from CCTV, departure, he will lead the original lineup from the tip of the tongue, to form a new company, continue to pursue the documentary creation. But the current by CCTV new team on the tip of the tongue in the process of preparing. Circle of friends, Chen Xiaoqing said, the people on the CARDS from CCTV departure from now on, have to send him good, dont send to the guanghua left left tRWcdVqd again]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪汽车：
    【余辆哈雷摩托迎亲 新人曾因摩托车结缘[心]】月日，江苏南京，新郎夏雨滋驾驶一辆价值万元的哈雷摩托车去新娘家中迎亲，他的随行迎亲车队也是清一色哈雷摩托。据悉，新郎自己是个哈雷迷，夫妻两人在恋爱期间经常驾摩托车出游。#车圈话题#你身边有“因车结缘”的情侣吗？[笑而不语][酷] ...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 Harley motorcycle escort New for motorcycle affinity [heart]] month day, nanjing, jiangsu province, the groom summer rain zi driving a car worth ten thousand yuan Harley to escort the bride home, his accompanying wedding party and all Harley. It is understood that the groom yourself a fan of Harley, during the period of husband and wife two people in love often ride bikes. # #.so the topic you have affinity for car lovers? [smiling without a word] [cool]... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

玩转instagram：
    小兔子，被萌一脸了~[舔屏] ​
[The little rabbit, was of a face ~ [lick screen]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

猫扑：
    家贼难防啊[摊手] tRWcINy ​
[Very difficult to control domesticthief tRWcINy [stand hand]]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【未来餐馆形式？无人移动面馆秒出面 汤底口味可任选[憧憬]】在上海徐汇区，出现了一个无人移动面馆。一到饭点就排起了长长的队，秒钟就可以煮好一碗热气腾腾的面↓↓有两种口味，酸汤肥牛和豚骨。有人体验味道给打分，更有人惊叹“好神奇”↓↓tRWcngjF ​
[【 seconds to form the future restaurant? Unmanned mobile noodle shop Soup taste to choose [hope]] in Shanghai xuhui district, an unmanned mobile noodle shop. One to rice dot to line up long team, seconds to cook a bowl of steaming hot noodles left left there are two kinds of taste, sour soup and dolphin fat bone. Some people experience taste to score, the more good magic left left tRWcngjF someone exclaimed in surprise]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：我们结婚两年了，结婚后就到市里发展，现在也没房子，准备要小孩。这两年吧，过的不好不坏，她脾气很不好，大小事，都发脾气。好言相劝也不行，特难哄。说一件事吧结婚的时候买的电视机在家里，最近她想把家里电视拿过来，我回家本来想拿的，回去后发现家里爸妈的电视坏了。然后我就...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend weve been married for two years, get married and then to the city development, is now also have no house, ready to children. These two years, the bad not bad, she had a bad temper, big or small, has lost his temper. Coaxed also not line, coax especially hard. Say one thing when he got married to buy TV set at home, she wanted to get home television recently, I was hoping to take home, back to find home after parents TV is broken. And then I will... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

汽车之家：
    正确答案是吉利博瑞 款 .T 旗舰G版，恭喜@二二旺 ，最快答对，请私信家家您的收货地址，我们会尽快将礼品快递到您手中。
[Flagship. The correct answer is geely borui T G version, congratulations to @., fastest answer, please direct messages every of your shipping address, we will gift delivery to you as soon as possible.]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    都说宝贝是天使与恶魔的化身！开心时能让你萌到心化，哭闹时却让你崩溃爆炸。其实解决办法很简单，只要#舒服到家了#，小恶魔也能秒变小天使，想知道谁有这么大魔力吗？点击视频，一探究竟！@威能官方微博
tRWtyA ​
[All say baby is the embodiment of angels and demons! Happy when can let you of the heart, crying when they let you collapse. Actually the solution is simple, as long as the # # comfortable home, the little devil can also smaller second angel, do you want to know who have so much magic? Click the video and see for yourself! @ vaillant official weibo < br > tRWtyA]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【古天乐竟还在用滑盖手机 网友：他活在小龙女古墓里吗[笑cry]】古天乐出席某活动时被拍到打电话用的是滑盖手机↓↓有网友调侃：你看他每天写长篇博客就知道了[哈哈]还有网友表示，低调的古天乐一直都在默默的做着慈善，一直在为贫困地区建希望学校！谁都不许黑他，除了太阳tRWcuf ​
[【 Louis koo unexpectedly still use slide phone users he lived in a little dragon female ancient tomb [laugh cry]] call Louis koo to attend some activities was photographed with slide phone left left a netizen you see how he write lengthy blog every day (haha) and net friend say, low-key Louis koo, have been quietly doing charity, has been built for the poor areas hope to school! Who have no black, in addition to the sun tRWcuf]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    最后冠军是这个 tRWcHuMU
[The final champion is the tRWcHuMU]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

猫扑：
    【在妈妈床边吃零食作死哈哈哈哈】这个韩国男生在妈妈睡觉的床边录“死亡”吃放ASMR，喝可乐、吃苹果、啃黄瓜、吃零食、开啤酒，可能以为自己会成功，没想到一开始就被妈妈发现了，却还坚持吃到最后一阶段。气到妈妈说“可真能干，厉害死你”！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈这个男生真是胆大包天！！仿佛看到了小时候...全文： m.weibo ​
[By mother bed snack things ha ha ha ha the south Korean boys sleeping in her mothers bedside recording ASMR death eat, drink coke, eating an apple, eating cucumbers, eating snacks, open beer, may think that you will be successful, mom discovered that a start, but also stick to the last stage. Gas to the mother said, really capable, severe dead you! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this boy really bold!! Seem to see the childhood... The full text m. eibo]

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杨幂：
    #粉爱年，为爱勇敢#又到粉红十月，年来，粉红丝带公益活动一直不遗余力地呼吁女性更自信地关爱自己，感谢@时尚健康 将这个公益活动引入中国，希望更多的女性学会关心自己关爱健康[心] ​
[# # powder in love, for love and brave to pink October again, over the years, pink ribbon has taken to calling for public welfare activities women more confidence to take care of yourself, thank @ fashion health to the public welfare activities introduced to China, hope that more women learn to care about their health care [heart]]

这里有一只狐狸，幸福，感恩，知足，爱~＞＜

孙燕姿：
    《跳舞的梵谷》MV已出炉！哈😆😆！第一次写脚本，各种诡异是不是从频繁的疲惫开始？？不回顾不踟蹰，写完有一种说不出的愉悦。@孫燕姿SunYanzi “世界上一定有很多跟我一样的人，一样被赋予一些些疯狂的人。” 孙燕姿 No.作品：跳舞的梵谷.开始预购.正式发行 #孙燕姿跳舞的梵谷#
[Dance of Vincent van gogh MV has come! 哈😆😆！ Write a script for the first time, start from the exhaustion of frequent weird?? Review of dwelling, finished with a kind of unspeakable joy. @ stefanie sun SunYanzi there must be a lot of people like me in the world, are endowed with some crazy people. Stefanie sun No. Vincent van gogh dancing. Begin to purchase in advance. The formal issuance of Vincent van gogh # # stefanie sun dance]

新浪汽车：
    #老司机课堂#【交警蜀黍教你高速上紧急停车后该怎么做】高速公路应急车道是生命通道，随意停车可能带来危险。当您因车辆故障或其他原因紧急停车后，怎么做才能降低自身和后方车辆的危险呢？@湖北高速交警崇阳大队 民警巡逻时就遇到这样一位驾驶员，他在应急车道停车后，竟对车内配备的三角标志牌“熟视...全文： m.weibo ​
[Old driver class # # 【 traffic police sorghum teach you what to do after the emergency stop on high-speed 】 expressway emergency lane is life channel, free parking, is potentially dangerous. When you because of the vehicle failure or other reasons after emergency stop, how to do ability to reduce the risk of itself and the rear vehicle? @ hubei highway police worship Yang group Police patrol will meet such a driver, he after the emergency parking lane, and on the vehicle equipped with triangle sign practice view... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    你的少女心，还在吗？温柔萌动，赤诚坦白，就像遇到可爱的东西会尖叫，敏感脆弱时也会放声大笑。 #谢谢敏感#全新代言人@田喜碧Hebe 加持的@芙丽芳丝freeplus 推出My Melody限量礼品组， 有没有俘获你的少女心？ 实在想把温柔力满满的美乐蒂、疗愈敏感的freeplus水润三件套安利给你们...天猫店萌萌预售...全文： m.weibo ​
[Girl of your heart, you still there? Gentle stirring, chicheng frankly, like lovely things will scream, vulnerable when he laughed. # # thank you sensitive new spokesperson @ Tian Xibi Hebe blessing @ fu li fang silk freeplus launch My Melody limited gift set, is there a girl captured your heart? Really wanted to force the tender melody, full healing sensitive freeplus water embellish three-piece amway to you... Tmall shop of booking... The full text m. eibo]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【女子素颜去菜市场被岁姥姥嫌弃：你明天要盛装！[喵喵]】有网友因“吐槽”自己岁的姥姥而引来大量网友围观：因姥姥生病不能亲自去菜市场，便让外孙女自己去逛...可又觉得外孙女打扮得“不够隆重”↓↓原来是老人怕别人觉得自己在”吹牛“呀↓↓好可爱好可爱[笑而不语]tRWclUtO ​
[The woman without makeup to vegetable market was old grandmother abandon you should dress tomorrow! [meow]] some netizens for fun his old grandmother and attract a large number of netizens watch because my grandma was ill cant actually go to market, they let her granddaughter go to... Can think granddaughter dressed was not enough left left turns out to be the old man afraid of other people feel the brag ah left left good cute cute tRWclUtO [smiling without a word]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

猫扑：
    【高校学生上演真人版CS 社团号召同学放下手机出门】长春财经学院有个军事社团，为丰富大学生的课余生活，让同学们走出教室，走出寝室，放下游戏，放下手机，他们在学校的体育馆的活动楼举办了一场别开生面的“真人CS”对抗赛。我也想玩[二哈]tRWcKpsG ​
[【 college students staged a live-action CS community, called on the students put down the phone out 】 changchun college of finance and economics have a military community, to enrich students extracurricular life, let the students out of the classroom, out of the bedroom, let go of the game, put down the phone, their activities in school gym building held a special reality CS mini-match. I also want to play two ha tRWcKpsG]

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微博汽车：
    很多人对于交通事故伤亡数字没有什么概念，那么如果你的家人出现在这个数字里呢？
希望交通伤亡[心][心]安全出行[心] tRWctZKF ​
[Many casualties have no concept for traffic accident, so if your family in this number? < br > hope traffic casualties [heart] [heart] safe travel tRWctZKF [heart]]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

汽车之家：
    分秒处说出了家家的心声 ~[doge]
[Split second place out every heart ~ [doge]]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选：
    自从主人捡了一只猫后..... [二哈]
tRWcBAM ​
[Since the owner after picking up a cat... [two ha] < br > tRWcBAM]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小野妹子学吐槽：
    发个抽奖，一位，人民币，明晚平台开，祝大家少遇糟心事儿～ ​
[Send a draw, a, the yuan, open platform, tomorrow night I wish you all a little vexed thing ~]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

微博时尚：
    #时尚封面志# 凭借《卧虎藏龙·青冥宝剑》中“雪瓶”一角出道的中澳混血美女@刘承羽Natasha 登新加坡芭莎十一月刊封面， 独特的长相搭配浑然天成的镜头感，超美小姐姐时尚力也是MAX！ ​
[Chi # # fashion cover with crouching tiger, hidden dragon, green ghost sword debut snow bottle in the corner of china-australia half-blood beauty @ Liu Chengyu Natashas bazaar in Singapore November cover, the unique appearance match lens flu like nature itself, with the little sister fashion force is the MAX! ​]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

玩转instagram：
    #寻找陈漫大片女主角#陈漫掌镜的迪丽热巴新片超级惊艳，散发着浓浓的和风STYLE，每一帧都是全新风格于时间轴上的完美定格。想拥有巨星级待遇让陈漫为你拍摄一组大片吗？机会来了，参与@LAMER海蓝之谜 微博互动，分享自己关于时间的故事，就有机会让陈漫掌镜为你拍摄时光大片！
[# # for diffuse large actress Chen Chen diffuse palm mirror Dillon hot film super amazing, sending out the thick and wind STYLE, each frame is a new STYLE on the timeline of perfect frames. Want to own superstar status of Chen diffuse shooting a group of large for you? The opportunity came, participate in @ LAMER la mer Weibo interact, share their story of time, will have a chance to let Chen diffuse camera shooting time big for you!]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

新浪新闻客户端：
    任何职业都需要尊重[心]
[Any profession need to respect [heart]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【外卖小哥：迟到分钟，哭了半小时】我问他：“像这样的下雨天，你们会不会讨厌那些点单的人？”“怎么可能啊！下雨天单子最多，有时候，业绩做不上去，就盼着下雨。我们送外卖的，挣得就是辛苦钱，不需要别人同情，把我们当成一个正常职业就好！”下雨天，你会怎么做？tRWcawAj ​
[[take-away little elder brother minutes late, and cried for half an hour 】 I ask him like this rainy day, you will not hate those who order? How could it be! List on rainy days the most, in some cases, the results do not go up, looking forward to the rain. We delivery of, is to earn money, dont need others sympathy, regard us as a normal occupation is good! Rainy day, what would you do? tRWcawAj]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

微博搞笑排行榜：
    如果我们的日常用品是它们的便便。。。这脑洞有点大啊！[允悲][允悲][允悲] ​
[If our everyday items are their poop... The imagination to a little big! [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

优酷：
    #聚焦十九大#不忘初心、牢记使命。
[Focus # big # dont forget the beginners mind, keep in mind that the mission.]

青年时报：
    【杭州长宁街上一女子突然要分娩，周围人的举动让人暖心！】湖南人钱师傅今年岁，来杭州打工已经年多了。今天（月日）下午点多，他本打算带着已经怀孕周的妻子去医院做产检，没想到在半路上妻子肚子突然开始痛了起来，羊水也破了。附近市民见状纷纷伸出援手，拨打了……...全文： m.weibo ​
[The hangzhou changning street a woman suddenly to deliver, people move around to let a person warm heart!] Money master years old this year, the people of hunan to hangzhou to work more years already. Today (June ) afternoon, he wanted to take his wife is pregnant weeks hospital for prenatal, thought that the wife belly halfway suddenly began to hurt, amniotic fluid is broken. Nearby residents looked at their hand, called... ... The full text m. eibo]

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微博时尚：
    《#王牌特工#：黄金圈》正在热映中，英伦风的绅士造型帅爆了，双排扣西装、 衬衫、牛津鞋、眼镜、领带和手帕等标志性单品简直是行走的教科书！快去跟奥斯卡影帝影后学穿搭，看绅士牛仔如何相爱相杀，联合对抗大魔王拯救世界！想解锁更多时尚惊喜吗？快去跟特工一起嗨翻世界吧！ ​
[# # ace agents golden circle is hit, the British gentleman style wind handsome burst, double-breasted suit, shirt, shoes, glasses, Oxford tie and handkerchief signature item was walking textbook! Go follow oscar-winning actor and actress wear build, see how gentleman cowboy slay love, united against the great Lord to save the world! Want to unlock more fashionable surprise? Go with agents hi turn over the world! ​]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

优酷：
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tRWRuj ​
[# Devon community # @ unexpected Mr Burn baked wheat cake of bread baked wheat cake baked wheat cake Put on a suit so childish, also play water gun on partner. Staples male god youre COS# ace agent #? < br > tRWRuj]

新浪汽车：
    #出行生活#【手机党的福音！公交车也能给手机充电[哆啦A梦吃惊]】近日，福建莆田K线路公交车出现一种新鲜的小玩意USB充电插头，极大地方便了那些手机没电的人。有乘笑称，以后玩游戏也不怕坑队友了。 tRWAKa ​
[# # travel life 【 mobile partys Gospel! The bus is to charge their phone [doraemon surprised]] recently, fujian putian K line bus appeared A kind of new gadgets USB plug, bringing great people who run out of battery. Have a smile, said after playing games also is not afraid of pit teammates. tRWAKa]

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[# every news # # changan farce import CC# 【 listed at the end of the year Changan farce import CC will start] days before the month day, changan official import CC will debut on the month, as a new product, of the family of changan car import CC modelling main movement style, will go on sale in years. tRWcMuJC]

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[【 Pgone return to Harbin fans pick up Im sorry ah, no control 】 Pgone back to Harbin, many fans airport pick up. Brother is too enthusiasm! Sister said Im sorry, no control. Never it doesnt matter to understand left left sister shouted down dont push! He was a little! Never turned back Dui Im not small left left from the iron and steel straight men never last stubborn, never said a small boy ha ha tRWcVBWE]

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