我的阿油:
那天!怎么都想哭!却开心的傻笑了一天的那天。
[On that day! How to want to cry! Happy giggle on the day of a day. ]
广告合作(微信):
幸福又难忘的一天[羞嗒嗒]
长这么大
第一次感觉自己泪点这么低
第一次看到爸妈哭得稀里哗啦
第一次看到闺蜜边笑着边流眼泪
谢谢你们![心]
[A happy and memorable day [shame clicking] < br > < br > this big long tears for the first time feel so low < br > the first time to see my parents cry sparse inside hua < br > first saw girlfriends and laughing margination tears < br > thank you! [heart]]
锦鲤大王:
#转个锦鲤带着好运睡啦,众鱼美梦#
晚安周三 (庚戌月 乙酉日)
愿望交给锦鲤们,你只管努力就行,握鳍。*。O。o〇。〇Oo。*Oo。*。oo。*Oo。*。o。*Oo。*。o。*Oo。
[# turn a brocade carp with sleeping, good luck and all the fish dreams # < br > < br > good night on Wednesday (on xu-gou YiYou) < br > wish to brocade carp, you just hard line, with fins. *. O. O . Oo. * Oo. *. Oo. * Oo. *. O. * Oo. *. O. * Oo. ]
【商务合作WX】tox_jia 【广告合作WX】lin_ojoj【神秘淘宝】 jldw.taobao ~~~~~~~~锦鲤图原作者 Jill johansen这里是美国:
还记得版《红楼梦》里的尤二姐吗?现在已经做了美国IT行业的高级软件工程师。没有什么会比跳出自己生活圈去努力的人更勇敢了!
[Remember the version of a dream of red mansions in the second sister? Now do the IT industry, senior software engineer. Nothing is better than his life to man is more brave! ]
环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱:usa@huanqiuBTS_members:
Good night ARMY
[晚安军队]
小野妹子学吐槽:
请不假思索说出你印象最深的一个四字人名。
[Please automatically tell you the deepest impression a quadword names. ]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。新浪娱乐:
跟纪老师学哄女朋友有学问,招式一:当小孩哄“以后都听你的行不行”;招式二:行动胜过言语;招式三:主动上交小金库;招式四:随时随地夸夸夸…另外还有些胡诌瞎扯却有奇效的小招都在此处了→tRWaITHx 纪老师@纪凌尘chan 用实际行动证明,哄好女朋友,每天都是好日子。[笑而不语]
[Coax girlfriend learned lessons from ji teacher, forms one when a child coax never hear you ok; Style actions speak louder than words; Style active turned over to the other, Four forms brag kua anytime and anywhere... Also some spun ithe open small recruit all here - > tRWaITHx ji teacher @ ji LingChen chan use practical actions to prove, coax good girlfriend, every day is a good day. [smiling without a word]]
新浪娱乐豆瓣说:
大家知道西游记里唐僧的唯一一次情动吗?
[You know the only time in the journey to the west, tangs monk hearts? ]
嘻嘻全球健身中心:
【大腿内侧赘肉速减[并不简单]】发布个月,众多宝宝反馈如下:大腿肉肉已经变得紧致,穿裤子也不觉得那么紧,有肌肉腿和萝卜腿也得到了明显改善。微博最火减腿教程,视频简单明了,照着做就行![来]tRMpUyB
[The inner thigh proud flesh speed reduction [] are not simple 】 released months, many babies feedback is as follows the thigh meat meat has become tight, dont feel so tight in pants, have legs and turnip leg muscles also got obvious improvement. Weibo is the most fire cut leg tutorials, video simple and clear, just follow suit! [to] tRMpUyB]
最大最全的健身微博,来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程。商务洽谈QQ:, ,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow每日一狗:
在一些流浪狗救援组织施行救援的时候,最难的就是降低狗狗戒心把狗狗成功营救。这一次“希望之爪”很幸运,遇到了一只很乖的流浪狗。[爱你]粘人的狗狗一定不缺少人爱。[心] tRWSEgSG
[In some stray dog rescue organizations rescue, the most difficult is to reduce the dogs guard the dog rescue success. This time the claws of hope very lucky, met a very lovely stray dogs. Love you [] clingy dog must not lack of love. [heart] tRWSEgSG]
每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗! ♪(´ε`)家里有一只比熊阿布,一只法斗阿兜!噗嗤大叔:
BBC又出神片:动物纷纷表示,再也不相信人类了!
[The BBC and ecstasy tablet animals have said, no longer believe that man! ]
公眾號:朱门大叔 (ID:ouba )刘哔电影:
史诗级辣眼烂片吐槽之《西游外传》tRWSkjNX
[Epic hot eye movies westward journey gaiden tRWSkjNX of ridicule]
合作联系邮箱 liubi@vip. (微信订阅:刘哔电影 每天晚上都会在那给你们讲故事冷笑话精选:
说说你名字的最后一个字是什么?
看看有多少跟你一样的[并不简单]
[Tell me about your name what is the last word? < br > and see how many like you [] are not simple]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!我的朋友是个呆B:
在傍晚的飞机上拍到的日落景象,感觉看到了天堂和地狱... (推jccaylen)
[Photographed the sunset in the evening of the plane and feel see heaven and hell... (push jccaylen)]
没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的6岛岛:
在医院陪鹅输液到现在,出医院对着路灯就许了个愿,愿望是:只一定要健康长大啊啊啊啊![心]
[Infusion in the hospital with goose to now, out of the hospital to the street lamp is made a wish, wish is only must grow up healthy agghh! [heart]]
养了狗一样的猫,弹琴,纹身,帅气阳光不要脸。和女友的tbgingeous央视新闻:
#微观十九大#【权威发布!新一届中央政治局全体成员、书记处书记名单及简历】 tRWoqk
[# # micro big [authority released! The new list of all the members of the political bureau of the central committee, secretary of the secretariat and resume 】 tRWoqk]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。技能大咖:
便秘怎么办?天天向上有一期节目上给出了一个这样的方子,大家可以试试[doge] tRWXs
[Constipation? Day day up a stage show gives such a prescription, you can try the doge tRWXs]
张雪峰老师:
#张老师课堂# 结束郑州!感谢大家!今天有人采访我,成为所谓的名人后,最大的烦恼是什么,我说,很多事情想做不能做了。不能吐槽,不能说这个不好那个不好…整理心情,好好学习,好好玩[摊手][摊手][摊手][摊手]
[Zhengzhou # # teacher zhang class is over! Thank you all! Today I was interview, after become celebrities, what is the biggest worry, I said, do you want to be a lot of things cannot be done. Not poking fun at, cant say that this is not good that is bad... Finishing the mood, good good study, good fun [stand hand] [stand hand] [stand hand] [stand hand]]
米兰的球迷,北京志翔教育科技有限公司首席人生规划师。and,所谓的网红!环球时报:
国外一位女网友沉迷打游戏无法自拔,她老公不但一点不生气还二话不说把家里地下室改造成了网咖,零食饮料一应俱全,玩腻了还可以瘫倒看会儿电影或是打街机,这样的哄人段位各位注意学习[doge] @我的朋友是个呆B
[A female net friend abroad themselves playing games, her husband not only not angry word basement in the home also converted into Internet cafes, snacks, drinks from soup to nuts, tired of playing can also collapsed watch some movie or play arcade, Dan such spun you pay attention to study [doge] @ my friend stay is a B]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国一支上上签:
十年之后,还在一起
[Ten years later, still together]
是你的一支上上签尹正:
谢谢InStyle
[Thank you for InStyle]
演员LEO它娘:
吃饱就困…
[Eat trapped... ]
执子之爪,与子偕老!全球奇闻趣事:
泰国的队列表演,根本停不下来的节奏[笑cry]
[The queue performance of Thailand, dont stop the rhythm of the [laugh cry]]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事,如果您身边发生或者网络看到新鲜事,欢迎私信投稿,录用必@苏醒AllenSu:
即使不时会面对刻意的挑剔 偏见 与质疑 我也从不怀疑自己的技巧 并且我认为 言之有物更重要 tROzklF
[Even from time to time in the face of deliberately Prejudice and questioned I never doubt their own skills And I think more important tROzklF having substance in speech]
我艺人 我一人 我异人 我亦人.. allensu浙江卫视梦想的声音:
月日,本周五晚:,#梦想的声音# 蝶变归来!动听心声,燃梦绽放![鼓掌]
[Month day, this Friday evening, # # dream voice adjustment turn back! Sweet heart, burning dream bloom! [applause.]]
浙江卫视《梦想的声音》官方微博蘑菇7你干嘛呢:
#李宇春黑凤凰#听说你是黑凤凰 正巧我是黑蘑王 本期围炉瓜子嗑嗑嗑座谈会让我们一起来品品钱庄老板朱金真造型你怎么看?@电影捉妖记
会议主题——捉蘑不透[doge]
会议时间:现在起至随性戛然而止[哈哈]
[# li black and phoenix phoenix # I heard that you are Even I am a black mushroom king This period around the seeds ke ke ke symposium lets springtime delights bank boss Zhu Jinzhen modelling what do you think? @ film catch monster down < br > the theme - catch mushroom opaque [doge] < br > the meeting time up to now along with the gender to an abrupt end (ha ha)]
克里斯李不玩微博,应该发现不了我哈哈哈。我Hold不住了:
国外一位漫画家笔下自己和老婆的日常,好甜好有爱[心]
[Abroad in himself and his wife a cartoonists everyday, good sweet love [heart]]
一个爱生活的吃货~1024专员:
真的很公平[二哈][二哈][二哈] tRWovGgz
[Really fair [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] tRWovGgz]
威信公众号:cl_zhuanyuan,小号微博@榴民的名义赵梦玥UU:
这是一段视频 tRWoPyQW
[This is a video tRWoPyQW]
这装逼的认证,我是拒绝的 httpsshop.taobao(这是店的地址,如果你看到了)舌尖上地菜谱:
【香辣虾滑】好吃又Q弹的秘诀是什么,点开看看就知道啦~[馋嘴] tRWXYjzA
[Tasty and spicy shrimp slip 】 【 Q what is the secret of play, PM see you know ~ [available] tRWXYjzA]
宇辉战舰:
《【宇辉战舰盘前点睛】》 #战舰粉丝团# #短线牛股# @微博股票 tRWovLud
[The eyeball youwe warships pre-market 】 【 # warships fans # # short-term winners # @ tRWovLud weibo shares]
炒股四季歌作者,工学博士,中国首届财经网红大赛冠军,中国投资好导师TOP,中国股市好榜样冠军,年微博直播红人,微博财经十大人气主播!新浪娱乐:
【IU快手卖萌狂撒娇】IU最近开通了韩版快手,并上传了自己首个视频作品。她模仿《三流之路》著名撒娇场景:“我也真的很烦恼,我真的不是装漂亮,只是生下来就很漂亮。”“人们总是随意说我装漂亮,爱拉也很累,哼哼~”[doge]tRWXExGA 没几个直男受得了这么会撒娇的女孩子吧[憧憬]
[[IU quickly show MOE crazy playing 】 IU recently launched a han edition quickly, and upload their first video works. She imitate the road to third-rate, famous in pettish scene Im really upset, Im really not beautiful, just was born is very beautiful. People are always free to say my beautiful, love is also very tired, hum ~ [doge] tRWXExGA few straight men stand of showing a girl so [hope]]
新浪娱乐马伯庸:
东京的地铁体系真可怕。我事先做好了计划,因为漏算了一处,导致整个换乘方案被迫调整,折腾到好久才到酒店。感觉眼前有无数大大小小的齿轮在同时转动,无数因素要精密啮合,你必须规划出最佳配置的方案,并能找到准确位置。我查得眼花缭乱,到最后……居然开始感觉到乐趣,稍微能理解那些铁路迷了。
[Tokyos subway system is chilling. I do the plan in advance, because the leakage calculation, cause the entire transfer plans were forced to adjust, to for a long time to get to the hotel. Feeling at present there are numerous large and small gear rotating at the same time, numerous factors to precision engagement, you must plan out the optimal allocation scheme, and can find the exact location. Ill find too dazzling, in the end... Actually began to feel pleasure, can understand a little lost the railway. ]
朴实刚健,情绪多变,事少食烦,低调爱现。北美吐槽君:
“千万别让女朋友进厨房”
[Dont let girlfriend into the kitchen]
吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
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