连富士山都秃了[笑cry]
[Even Mount Fuji all bald [laugh cry]]
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天猫：#双来了#【发布会快讯】天猫双全球狂欢节发布会最后，阿里巴巴集团CEO张勇先生，阿里巴巴集团CMO董本洪先生和天猫管理团队，与身后来自全球的商家合作伙伴自拍合影，宣告天猫双全球狂欢节正式开启！祝商家双大卖，祝消费者双买得开心、买得幸福！祝你双快乐！
[Double to the # # carnival Tmall double global conference conference express 】 【 finally, alibaba group CEO Mr Zhang yong, alibaba group, CMO, Mr Chris tung and Tmall management team, and from all over the world behind business partners to take photos, declare Tmall double global carnival the official opening. Wish business double, wish consumers double buy happy, happy! Double happiness to you! ]
天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】
一块去旅行：旅途中想要妆容精致又怕行李太沉的童鞋，你们的福音来了
[Journey to childrens shoes exquisite makeup again afraid your luggage is too heavy, the Gospel to you]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
新浪汽车：[吃惊][吃惊][吃惊]
[[surprised] [surprised] [surprised]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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优酷：#猫晚##双明星都买啥#果然人不可貌相，别看wuli小哥哥@张若昀 平日里自带一股文艺气质，可谁能想到他心水的网购单品竟然是……反正我们可爱纯真@毛晓彤 听了连连表示“很奇葩”[摊手] tRWrmtdq
[# # # cat late double stars buy what # indeed all that glitters is not gold, dont look @ Zhang Reyun wuli little brother Everyday with an artistic temperament, but who would have thought hes wonderful shopping item actually is... We have our lovely @ Mao Xiaotong anyway Heard repeatedly said a wonderful work [stand hand] tRWrmtdq.]
汽车之家：#家家新闻##沃尔沃V#【沃尔沃V Cross Country特别版官图】日前，沃尔沃发布了一组旗下V Cross Country Ocean Race特别版车型的官方图片。新车的主旨是呼吁人们保护环境，对抗海洋污染。据官方表示，该车销售的前辆中的每一辆车将会捐出欧元，总计达到万欧元（约.万元人民币），用于...全文： m.weibo
[# # # Volvo V# every news Cross Country special edition official figure 】 【 Volvo V, Volvo has released a set of unit V Cross Country Ocean Race official pictures of special edition models. The subject of the new car is called on people to protect the environment, against Marine pollution. According to the official, said before the car sales of each car in the car out of the euro, will donate to a total of thousands of euros (about ten thousand yuan), used to... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
南方都市报：【男子“顺”走民航救生衣：“我以为可以拿走”[费解]】近日，云南昆明长水机场，一名男子接受安检时，被查出顺走了飞机上的救生衣。面对安检人员的询问，男子称：我以为可以拿走…今天还会坐飞机，可能还要用。目前，男子将面临~日治安拘留，和元罚款。提醒：乘坐飞机，注意观看安全演示！...全文： m.weibo
[[man suitable civil aviation lifejacket I think they can take [difficult]] recently, the yunnan kunming long water airport, a man to accept the security check, were found to walk the life jacket on the plane. Facing the attendant asked, man said I thought you can take away... Will fly today, may be used. At present, the man will face ~ day security detained, and yuan. Remind flying, pay attention to watch the safety demonstration! ... The full text m. eibo]
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oLV儿飞o：@最神奇的视频想要瘦的小伙伴赶紧马~
[@ the friend of the most magical video want thin horse ~ quickly]
小野妹子学吐槽：你爸爸永远是你爸爸🍗
[你爸爸永远是你爸爸🍗]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
oLV儿飞o：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
优酷：#电视剧将军在上#集满将军卡的小伙伴们，昨晚有没有抢到大红包呀？将军卡第二轮集卡开始啦！新卡牌新人物同时上线，猜猜这波谁会是稀有卡呢？？话不多说，集卡去喽！#追将军在上赢免单#
[# general TV series in the general card # set with friends, get the big red envelope ah last night? The general card second set CARDS started! New card new characters at the same time online, guess who this wave will be rare card?? Few words said, set to go! # after general in # win free of charge]
微博搞笑排行榜：土到极致是时尚，哈哈，全城送秋裤，简直比麻麻还要贴心~也给我来一条[哈哈]#哎妈呀秋裤#
[Soil acme is fashionable, ha ha, the whole city to send long Johns, simply close ~ than mommy also give me a (ha) # # oh mama ah long Johns]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小浪同学爱吐槽：【男子“顺”走民航救生衣：我以为可以拿走[摊手]】近日，云南昆明长水机场，一名男子接受安检时，被查出“顺”走了飞机上的救生衣...[允悲]面对安检人员的询问，男子一番说辞令人惊掉下巴↓↓“我今天还会坐飞机...”所以说，乘坐飞机前观看安全演示是多么重要啊↓↓tRWkWCkh
[[man suitable civil aviation lifejacket I think they can take [stand hand]] recently, the yunnan kunming long water airport, a man to accept the security check, found cis walk the life jacket on the plane... Allow sadness in the face of security personnel ask, man a rhetoric stunning left left off chin today, I will fly... So, before flying to watch how important safety demonstration is left left tRWkWCkh]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：万圣节汽车壁纸一波。
[Halloween car wallpaper a wave.]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小野妹子学吐槽：据说月日之前，只要转发本条微博，每天都有机会领天猫红包，最高元，不信就来试试？！#双爆款清单#的秘密红包攻略就在这里→ tRWkIIE
[Forward before February nd, it is said that as long as this weibo, every day have a chance to get Tmall red envelopes, the yuan, just to try? ! The secret of the double hot style list # # red envelope strategy - tRWkIIE here]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
猫扑：【吃货的动力！高中男生爱吃核桃，发明剥壳器专利卖万！[吃惊]】吃核桃你都怎么“剥”？在山东省实验中学，今年读高三的徐同学发明了一个新型的夹核桃机，这项发明还获得了国家专利，该专利被一家企业相中，并以万元的价格买下。你想来一个吗？#高中生发明剥核桃专利#tRWgLxbF
[【 version! High school boys love to eat walnuts, patent invention shell sell all! [surprised]] eat walnuts how are you strip? In shandong province experimental middle school, this year read three classmates xu invented a new type of clamp walnut machine, the invention also won the national patent, the patent is a enterprises phase, and for the price of ten thousand yuan to buy. Would you like one? # high invention patent # tRWgLxbF nut]
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优酷：#火星研究院# 倒计时最后 天！[酷][酷]院长 #汪涵# 和实验员 @钱枫oscarqian @杨迪 @陈汉典 @汪苏泷 @张予曦 @曹璐_fiestar @熊梓淇 @X玖少年团伍嘉成 已准备就绪！脑洞变行动，行动检验超能力！月日起每周三，优酷独播等你看~[抱抱_旧][抱抱_旧][抱抱_旧]
[# # Mars institute countdown last day! Dean [cool] [cool] # # Wang Han and experimenter @ Oscar oscarqian @ yandi @ Chen @ Wang Su Long @ zhang to the sunrise @ Cao Lu _fiestar @ Xiong Ziqi @ X nine youth club WuJiaCheng is ready! Imagination becomes action, action abilities testing! Within three month, youku run when you see ~ [hug _ old] [hug _ old] [hug _ old]]
angelababy：支持一下，很酷炫的少年。祝大家万圣节快乐🎃
[Support, very cool boy. 祝大家万圣节快乐🎃]
一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱：abstudio@vip. 或 kim@gmail
微博搞笑排行榜：据说月日之前，只要转发本条微博，每天都有机会领天猫红包，最高元，不信就来试试？！#双爆款清单# 的秘密红包攻略就在这里→ tRWkNneb
[Forward before February nd, it is said that as long as this weibo, every day have a chance to get Tmall red envelopes, the yuan, just to try? ! The secret of the double hot style list # # red envelope strategy - tRWkNneb here]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
汽车之家：#家家新闻##大众宝来#【售.-.万 款宝来正式上市】日前，我们从一汽-大众官网获悉，款宝来已正式上市销售，新车将提供搭载.L和.TSI两款动力的共款车型，售价区间为.-.万元。
[# every news # # # mass baolai 【 sales. - wan baolai officially listed in paragraph 】 recently, we learned from the faw Volkswagens official website that baolai has officially went on sale, will provide new car pick up. L and. TSI two dynamic models, price range for. -. Ten thousand yuan. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#车圈话题# 明天就是“妖魔鬼怪”出没的万圣节了，要是有人在你心爱的坐骑上搞鬼，那你会对TA______？[笑而不语]
[# #.so topic tomorrow is Halloween haunted by monsters, if someone in your beloved juggle mounts, that you will to TA______? [smiling without a word]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
冷笑话精选：甜掉牙[二哈]@OnceBoom甜！@大脑切片嗷嗷嗷@我和贱人的狗血经历太甜了吧@沧瑶大概是棵树 狼大爷有点萌啊！
[Sweet tooth [two ha] @ OnceBoom sweet! @ brain slice ao ao @ my blood and bitch dog experience too sweet @ cang yao is probably tree Wolf uncle a little sprout!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
青年时报：【男子送女儿去上课车子被扣，老婆增援接孩子结果车也被查扣！】有一些驾驶员，从不关心自己的车子到底有多少次交通违法未处理、年检有没有到期，其实这有可能为出行造成不小的麻烦。近日，杭州萧山交警在执勤时就查获一对夫妻，老公送女儿去补习班的路上，因多次违法未处理被扣留车辆，老婆来接替老公...全文： m.weibo
[The man to send his daughter to class car was clasp, wife reinforcement results of pick up the kids car also seized!] Some drivers, never care about their own car traffic illegal untreated, yearly check how many times have expired, it can be a serious trouble for travel. Recently, hangzhou xiaoshan traffic police on duty, he seized a pair of husband and wife, the husband to send daughter on the way to go to cram school, because of illegal untreated detained vehicles for many times, the wife to the husband... The full text m. eibo]
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刘彦斌：等乐视网复牌，再看看创业板的走势和大盘的走势，不着急买股票。
[Le networks such as the complex card, look at the shape of the gem and the market situation, dont try so hard to buy shares. ]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【女子“免费整形”后负债万元 手术前签的竟是贷款合同[衰]】日前，岁的黎女士在常去的美容诊所参加“免费整形”抽奖活动，两天后得知自己中奖了，签了一系列合同后，开开心心做了“免费”的整形手术。没想到，手术后院方的说辞立马就变了...↓↓tRWkSKPE
[After the woman free plastic liabilities of ten thousand yuan Before surgery was the loan contract [failure]], a few days ago at the age of Li Nvshi beauty clinics in often go to participate in free plastic sweepstakes, two days after he learned that he got the winning, after a series of contracts signed, open happy heart for free plastic surgery. Unexpectedly, the hospital after the operation of the rhetoric immediately changed... Left left tRWkSKPE]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
失足少女m：我感觉最好的时候是知道想要什么并明白该如何去做的时候
[I feel is the best time to know what they want and understand how to do it]
新沐sunshine：赞👍
[赞👍]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
猫扑：【老太拦车要钱被给块钱，当场扔掉还破口大骂】近日，据网友爆料，视频中一名车主行车时，遭到一名老太拦路要钱，车主无奈只能拿钱应付，不料当车主给老太递出一元钱时，老太却一脸嫌弃当场将钱扔掉，之后更是大骂车主后才离开。tRWrKWXy
[【 woman lanche was to ask for money, throw away on the spot to denounce 】 recently, according to reports coming from the Internet, video driving an owners, by a woman road for money, the owner but can only take money to deal with, but when the owner to the old lady handed out a dollar money, woman is a face of abandon to throw away money on the spot, then to lambaste owner before you leave. tRWrKWXy]
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猫扑：...可怕@No英雄 定睛查了一下，名死者中有几名疑似登陆同一个自杀网站，求别人帮忙杀死自己。而凶手疑似伪装成自杀同伴的愉快犯。神tm一出SPEC+侦探学园Q的剧情展开，电视剧都做不来做不来（。呜哇劲爆[doge]！“日本治安最好基本零犯罪。”
[... Checked the terrible @ No hero observed, people killed in a few of the suspected landing site of the same suicide, ask other people for help to kill themselves. The suspected murderer disguised as a companion happy make suicide. A god tm SPEC + detective academy Q plot, drama did not come do not (. Ca-caw explosive [doge]! Japans best-run basic zero crime.]
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南方都市报：【霸道女司机违停被查不服 背后“熊抱”民警分钟[费解]】日，贵州兴义民警对一辆违停出租车抄告处罚，女司机发现后驾车追赶警车并强行拦截。民警下车后，女司机从背后抱住民警，称自己是第一次违停，要求撤销罚单，否则就不放手。僵持了近分钟，派出所民警将其强行带回调查。@看看新闻Knews ...全文： m.weibo
[【 bullying women drivers fail to stop bear hug behind the police when they checked minutes [difficult]], guizhou xingyi police punishment for a copy fail to stop a taxi, the driver found after driving after the police car and forced to intercept. After the police car, the driver from behind embrace, police said they are fail to stop the first time, request to cancel ticket, otherwise is not let go. Standoff for nearly minute, the policemen will be forced back into the survey. Read news @ Knews... The full text m. eibo]
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天猫：#双来了#【发布会快讯】天猫双全球狂欢节发布会上，天猫营销平台事业部总裁刘博提出，今年双将是一场全时区、全场景、全娱乐的狂欢。同时透露了vivo天猫双狂欢夜的诸多亮点，除了机器人主持人的加入、亿实物奖池元起抢，还有多位神秘巨星当晚揭晓等等，大家一定要锁定月日的晚会...全文： m.weibo
[Double to the # # Tmall conference express 】 【 double global conference, carnival Liu Bo Tmall marketing platform division President, double this year will be a full time zones, the whole scene, full of entertainment. Also revealed the vivo Tmall double carnival night many bright spots, in addition to the robot, a host of joining, million yuan real prize pool, there are a number of mysterious star announced that night, and so on, you must lock the date of the party... The full text m. eibo]
天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】
小野妹子学吐槽：谁最爱瞎买，想对TA说啥？购物经验分享，听听大家的心声。 别再瞎买啦！讲究生活，挑好物#京挑细选#
[Who love are blind to buy, want to say to TA? Shopping experience sharing, to hear your voice. Dont blind to buy again! Pay attention to life, chosen selected # # Beijing]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
汽车之家：#家家新闻##大众速腾#【售.-.万元 款速腾正式上市】日前，我们从大众官网获悉，款速腾已正式上市。新车共推出款车型，其指导价区间为.-.万元。相比款车型，其部分车型的价格及配置进行了调整。
[# every news # # # the public soar team 【 sales. -. Ten thousand yuan Soar team officially listed in paragraph 】 recently, we learned from the public website that soar team has officially listed. New car launch model, its range is. -. Ten thousand yuan. Compared with the model, some of its models and configuration of the adjustment of price. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
猫扑：很甜了
[Very sweet]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
青年时报：【男子元转卖一支“钢笔”获刑年，他犯的是非法买卖枪支弹药罪】老张是浙江丽水青田一家早餐店老板，去年他在网上以元的价格转卖了一支“钢笔”后，被警察抓了。现在，老张还因非法买卖枪支弹药获刑四年。原来，老张卖的是“钢笔枪”，一种外型、大小像钢笔的枪支，且他从年月就开始在...全文： m.weibo
[【 man yuan sell a pen in prison, he is buying and selling guns illegally sin 】 Lao zhang is zhejiang lishui qingtian a breakfast shop owner, his last year on the Internet for the price of RMB after resell for a pen, was caught by the police. Now, Lao zhang for illegal buying and selling guns also sentenced to four years. It turns out that Lao zhang is pen gun, a kind of appearance, size, like a pen guns, and he began in years... The full text m. eibo]
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