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【男子寻富婆包养应聘月薪万伴游 没成想被骗万元】今年月,租住在西安南郊的陈某在QQ上看到有人发布“富婆包养、有偿伴游”的信息,于是想应聘伴游。信息发布者称,应聘月薪起步万,如果客户看上,可以直接包养他,陈某信以为真。其后,对方以交合同费、办理港澳通行证、加急费、好处费等前后让他...全文: m.weibo
[【 men find women like to apply for a month escort Didnt ChengXiang deceived 】 month this year, ten thousand yuan rent in south suburb of xi an XXL on QQ to see someone post women keeping, paid escort information, so want to apply for escort. Information, according to the publishers started to apply for a month, if customers have a crush on, can be kept him directly, XXL believe. Followed by the other party to pay the value, to deal with Hong Kong and Macao pass, before and after the charge, he let him... The full text m. eibo]
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按照这个逻辑.....还有哪些汽车品牌可以改名______?
[According to this logic... What other brands can be renamed...?]
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收!@Juli 实用,收了!
[Charge! @ Juli practical, accept!]
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港真,你以为别人的娃娃肌真的都是天生丽质?只有自己会长粉刺、痘痘?其实大家都一样,只是#好看的人都有娃娃肌#!双天猫 @DRWU达尔肤 杏仁酸精华液让你告别粉刺痘痘,帮你的无瑕娃娃肌打call~还有超萌的迷你娃娃机玩到嗨哦!都快抢完了还不戳 → tRWCQajh
[Hong Kong really, do you think someone elses baby is all muscle really a born beauty? Only oneself grow acne, blain blain? Actually everybody is same, only # # good-looking people have baby muscle! Double Tmall @ DRWU total skin almond acid essence let you say goodbye to acne acne, help your immaculate doll play call muscle and super of miniature doll machine to play to hi oh! Isnt poke - tRWCQajh were quickly snapped up the]
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这是什么操作??? [哆啦A梦吃惊]
[What is this operation??? [doraemon surprised]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!优酷:
#爸爸去哪儿第五季# 以为Jasper说嗯哼英文名是Aha,只是开玩笑[笑cry]?听了他老爸@陳小春 叫嗯哼的口音后你就会明白,这不是搞笑,是遗传[笑cry] tRWZaiF
[# where dad season # thought Jasper said well English name is Aha, just kidding [laugh cry]? Listened to his father @ Chen xiao chun called ahem accent, you will understand that this is not funny, is genetic tRWZaiF [laugh cry]]
小野妹子学吐槽:
初三!
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【台北巿立动物园架电网 团团圆圆误触电[可怜]】据报道,动物园最近在新种的树附近围上红线电网,明星大熊猫团团和圆圆分别在几天前都中招触电,而圆圆触电后便躲在室内不肯出去↓↓台北巿立动物园园长证实,团团、圆圆都被电过↓↓而动物园架设电网的原因是↓↓tRWCrBsV
[[Taipei city state grid frame zoo pandas were electrocuted by mistake [poor]] according to the report, the zoo recently near the newly planted tree wai red line on the grid, celebrity pandas tuan tuan and yuan yuan, respectively, in a few days ago the effects get an electric shock, and yuan yuan indoors is not willing to go out after they get an electric shock left left Taipei city zoo director confirmed, tuan tuan and yuan yuan are electricity is too left left down and set up the cause of the power grid is left left tRWCrBsV zoo]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。冷笑话精选:
不错不错[哆啦A梦吃惊]@环球音乐榜@_胖胖胖_ 的原创单曲《天造地设》,意外好听。
[Quite good [doraemon surprised] universal music list @ _ @ fat fat _ the original single belong, unexpectedly well.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!猫扑:
简直了,这几款潮流造型,你觉得哪个是最丑的?[允悲]tRWCgTE
[Simply, this a few fashion model, which one do you think is the ugliest? [allow sad] tRWCgTE]
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#陪你看猫晚#最好不过舔屏,最嗨不过天猫晚会,坐等双狂欢夜的日子里,总是忍不住跟着旋律“旋转跳跃闭着眼”!@宋茜 @CoCo李玟 @蔡依林 三大女神劲歌”尬舞“[笑cry]想缩,真是迫不及待想看今年的猫晚,跟着爱豆一起嗨,你最期待谁的#猫晚#表演!跟着我一起摇摆!tRWCQtQ
[# accompany you see the cat # best late but lick screen, most hi Tmall party, however, wait for double carnival night, always cant help but follow the melody rotary jump eyes closed! @ Victoria song @ CoCo CoCo lee @ jolin tsai three goddess pop full dance [laugh cry] want to shrink, is really cant wait to see the cat later this year, along with love bean hi, who are you most looking forward to the # # cat night show! Swing together with me! tRWCQtQ]
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【醉驾司机翻护栏逃跑扭伤脚 被交警“公主抱”上车[允悲]】日晚,广东@汕头交警 在查酒驾时,一位满身酒气的司机拔腿飞奔翻栏逃跑,结果扭伤了脚。交警蜀黍只好上手“公主抱”上车,送医院检查脚伤。经检测,已达醉驾标准。民警称,男子多斤,这种“公主抱”还是头一遭。 tRWCyAe
[The drunk driver turn over the fence to escape a sprained foot By traffic police hold the princess on [allow sad]] day night, @ guangdong shantou traffic police In drunken driving, run a really drunk driver started to turn over the bar run, results sprained my ankle. Traffic police sorghum had to fit princess embrace get on the car, to a hospital checking a foot injury. After the examination, has amounted to drunk driving. Police said the man many jins, this hold princess or a first. tRWCyAe]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞优酷:
大紧老师我们不仅需要您的歌,还需要您追剧时多来几段精彩剧评,更期待您的#晓说#也能聊聊白夜、或是像白夜这种犯罪悬疑、侦探推理剧[坏笑]@高晓松 哈哈哈有道理!都是咱阿里大文娱一家人,钉钉里具体说吧。@杨小瓶:写第二季主题曲换第二季全集剧情吗?@白夜追凶求大紧老师写首歌
[Big tight teacher we need not only your songs, you also need to you after play for more than a few excellent, critical, more look forward to your # # xiao said can also talk about white night, or a crime mystery like white night, detective drama [laugh] @ gao Ha ha ha good point! Is big za ali cultural family, nailing in concrete. @ Yang small bottle write in the second quarter of the theme song in the second quarter of the complete story? @ white night after fierce too tight teacher to write a song]
MIUI:
#MIUI内幕#捷报:MIUI将于月日在印度发布!
[# beautiful MIUI insider # good news beautiful MIUI will be released on June in India! ]
MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!新浪汽车:
萌[傻眼][傻眼][傻眼]
[[been] [been] [been]]
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最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
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最丰富的汽车活动。一块去旅行:
青岛旅行攻略 | 迎面碧海蓝天,回首红瓦青山
P-P 天夜大大小小个景点
P 青岛四大美食街
P 地道老牌美食店
P 青岛其他必吃必喝
P 住宿&后记&大连与青岛对比
“旅行是另一种生活”
作者:李美好--
[Qingdao travel guide | head on blue sky, looking back on the red tile green < br > < br > P - P day community size small attractions < br > P Qingdao four food court < br > P excellent old food store < br > P Qingdao will eat other will drink < br > P accommodation & postscript & dalian and Qingdao contrast < br > < br > travel is another kind of life, < br > the author li good --]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:优酷:
甜蜜的热恋期过了,到了见家长的时刻却不知道怎么穿?想拥有自己的穿衣格调还要不失稳重。其实初次见家长,得体大方是第一原则。太随意或者太时髦难免惨遭长辈的碎碎念。想知道见家长的正确穿搭方式,戳视频,让#周洁琼#来告诉你~[doge]@疯狂衣橱#疯狂衣橱#tRWotxG
[Sweet love period, to meet the parents of time, but dont know what to wear? Want to have your own fashion style is also losing stable. Decent actually meet the parents for the first time, is the first principle. Were too casual or too smart to avoid the elders. Want to know see parents in a right way, poke video, let # Zhou Jieqiong # tell you ~ [doge] # @ # crazy crazy almirah almirah tRWotxG]
汽车之家:
#家家实拍##知豆D#【外观内饰质感均有提升 知豆D到店实拍】日前,我们在经销商处拍摄到了知豆全新车型——知豆D,新车采用了全新的外观设计,看上去更加时尚、动感。tRWCuyZA
[# # # house will know beans D# 【 appearance interior texture are ascending know beans D to the shop to film 】 a few days ago, we photographed in a distributor know beans new model - bean D, new car used the new appearance design, look more fashionable and dynamic. tRWCuyZA]
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#ShineYourColor,耀出色#第一次见到Surface的时候,就觉得这就是终极梦想神机,对于集画图星人和游戏狂魔于一身的我来说再适合不过,但唯一缺的就是银子。五周年到了,产品不断焕新,愈加出色到让我不得不入手。快来和我一起发现精彩:tRWwId tRWvfAt
[# # ShineYourColor, yao well see Surface for the first time, I feel this is the ultimate dream man, for the set of drawing star and game slasher perfect for me, but the only need is money. The fifth anniversary of the products constantly refresh, more and more good to let me have to start. Come with me and find fascinating tRWwId tRWvfAt]
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,我走过最长的路,是你的套路;我看过最好笑的,是你的鬼畜。#极限少女养成营# tRWKNNuT
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I walked through the longest road, is your routines; I have seen the most funny, is your ghost livestock. # # limit girls get into camp tRWKNNuT]
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【后姑娘阿里巴巴辞职去管公厕:生活让我学会选择[思考]】两年前杭州姑娘葛露琴如愿进入高大上的金招牌企业阿里巴巴,亲戚朋友无不羡慕↓↓两年后因长期加班内分泌失调胖了斤,她突然觉悟于是辞去工作,在公厕保洁员妈妈的言传身教下,管理了个公共厕所↓↓你怎么看?tRWCQaS
[【 after the girl alibaba to resign to public toilets, life let I learned to choose [thinking]] GeLouQin hangzhou girl two years ago to tall golden signboard on alibaba, relatives and friends all envy left left after two years because of long-term overtime endocrine dyscrasia fat jin, she suddenly consciousness and quit his job, and in the public toilet cleaner under mothers precept, management of a public toilet left left down what do you think? tRWCQaS]
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预告超级带感~[小黄人高兴]优酷君为时尚霸道总裁沈boss疯狂打call!#娜扎# @我是娜扎 归还世界给你~我是沈忆恩~[酷][挤眼][太开心]
[Forecast the super with feeling ~ [yellow people happy] youku jun crazy for fashion bullying President shen boss make the call! # # @ me is tied to return to you ~ I am Shen Yien world ~ [cool] [eye] [quite happy]]
优酷:
#电视剧猎场#集结号版海报曝光[太开心]@胡歌 @陈龙 @孙红雷 #张嘉译##祖锋##李强# @胡兵 @李乃文 @演员赵立新 数位实力派男神已职场集结,猎场商战一触即发!#来优酷看猎场#让优酷君听到你们的尖叫[酷]
[# # drama hunting ground assembly poster exposure [quite happy] @ arrival @ Jackie chan @ sun hong lei # @ # # # # # ZuFeng jiayi zhang li qiang Hu Bing @ nai-wen li @ actor li-xin zhao digital top male god has assembled workplace, hunting ground commercial war imminent! # # to youku to see hunting ground for youku you hear your scream [cool]]
优酷:
#优酷蒙面唱将#崔健or@韩磊-HL- 烧脑猜评团,声线那是相当的独特,但是这个猜评团可必要忘记了曾经给你们实力挖坑的幕后团队,所以你听到的可不一定就是真的[doge]#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#每周日晚优酷全网独播tRWSOXGK
[# # youku masked sing to cui jian or @ Paul haenle - HL - burning brain guess review group, voice that is quite unique, but the guess a review of the group may be necessary to forget the power used to give you dig a hole behind the team, so may not be all that you hear is really [doge] # # masked sing will guess every Sunday night youku tech-oriented sowing tRWSOXGK alone]
汽车之家:
#家家新闻##哈弗Hs#【售.-.万元 款哈弗Hs正式上市】月日,哈弗正式宣布款哈弗Hs正式上市,新车依然推出红标版和蓝标版车型,并且在外观和内饰方面进行了升级。共推出种外观、种动力在内的款车型。售价区间为.-.万元。
[# every news # # harvard Hs# 【 sales. -. Ten thousand yuan Harvard is listed on the Hs 】 month day, harvard Hss harvard officially announced the official listing, new car launch BiaoBan red and blue BiaoBan models still, and upgraded in terms of exterior and interior. Has kind of appearance, kind of power, which models. Price range is. -. Ten thousand yuan. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。优酷:
#聚焦十九大#
[Focus # # ]
青年时报:
【东北打来求助电话,萧山警方迅速出动救了姑娘一命!】陈师傅的外甥女陈玥(化名),岁,黑龙江人,在萧山打工,本来每天晚上都会跟陈师傅通个电话报个平安,但是从月日晚上起却一直联系不上。陈师傅说外甥女有哮喘病,前几天还感冒了。因为担心外甥女的安危,他先在黑龙江当地报了警,从当地警...全文: m.weibo
[Call from turn to the northeast, xiaoshan police respond quickly saved the girls life! Master Chens niece Chen Yue (a pseudonym), age, heilongjiang province, work in xiaoshan, originally every night with master Chen through a call to a peace, but it has been since June evening contact. Master Chen says niece has asthma, a few days ago also caught a cold. Because of concerns about the safety of his niece, in heilongjiang local before he called the police, from the local police... The full text m. eibo]
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【美团外卖员偷吃客户餐食又给吐回去 官方回应称已辞退】tRWCWsFs
[【 Meituan take-away member customers ate meal has to spit back The official responded has fired 】 tRWCWsFs]
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#电视剧将军在上#对于嫁什么人,叶昭将军@马思纯 的择偶标准就是这么简单直接、切中要害:他好看么?来来来,大家快告诉颜控将军, #盛一伦美郡王#好看么?[挤眼]
[# # TV in general to marry someone, general Ye Zhao @ the criteria of Sandra is so simple, to the point directly he look good? Come on, let everyone tell yan general, # # put an Aaron beauty king county good-looking? [eye]]
汽车之家:
还真是这么回事儿[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]
[Is that (ha ha) (ha ha) (ha ha)]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。南方都市报:
【精细雅洁的极简苏绣 美到犯规[心]】张雪,苏州后刺绣师,从小耳濡目染苏绣文化。大学毕业后,他不顾家长反对,选择回到刺绣坊,把苏绣作为一生追求的事业。《星空》《佛》《四季》…创新的极简主义苏绣作品让他屡屡获奖。他说,自己就想做个手艺人。(二更视频)tRWJhIW 太好看了!...全文: m.weibo
[The fine graceful beauty of suzhou embroidery minimalist to foul [heart]], zhang xue, suzhou embroidery, after exposed to suzhou embroidery culture since childhood. After graduating from college, he didnt Gu Guchang opposition, choosing to embroidery, suzhou embroidery as the pursuit of the life. Stars, Buddha, four seasons... Innovation of minimalism embroidery works let him awards. He said he just want to be a craftsman. (ii) more video tRWJhIW too good-looking! ... The full text m. eibo]
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上午超级心塞,玩游戏,瞎玩,找领导签字没有成功,整理安全管理。下午听歌玩游戏,管理➕法律,找领导签字。
[Super heart plug in the morning, play games, blind to play, to find leaders signing, organize safety management. Listening to music in the afternoon to play games, management ➕ law, looking for led sign. ]
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心疼哈士奇,怎么都背锅[允悲]
[Love dearly huskies, how all back panallow sad]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端小野妹子学吐槽:
[允悲]@一隻晚七:看完就觉得自己瘦了[doge]
[[allow sad] @ a late seven finish see will feel lost [doge]]
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【小女孩遭萨摩犬袭击 家长却把哈士奇和主人给打了[允悲]】近日一位爷爷带着孙女散步时,遇到宠物店员工牵着一只萨摩耶遛弯,狗狗突然扑向小女孩,小女孩胳膊上被抓出几道血痕↓↓到宠物店理论时小女孩家人却错把一只哈士奇误认从而发生斗殴,最终小女孩家人做出了这样的赔偿↓↓tRWCtZx
[The little girl was samoyed dog attacks Parents to play the huskies and host [allow sad]] has a grandfather was walking with his granddaughter, met a pet store employees holding a samoyeds walk, the dog suddenly pounced on the little girl, little girl on his arm was caught out a few blood left left down to pet stores theory when the girl family mistake a mistake a husky and began fighting, finally the little girl left left tRWCtZx family made such compensation]
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