新浪新闻客户端:
网友:这可不能怪Jasper,是陈小春的锅……[嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻]
[Net friend this cant blame Jasper, is Chen xiao chun pot... [xi xi] [xi xi] [xi xi]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
#为程序员打call# 静静的守在电脑前,抱着键盘搬砖,说好的节日呢?[摊手]
[# for programmers call# keep in front of the computer quietly, holding the keyboard to move the brick, say good holiday? [stand hand]]
新浪云-新浪公司旗下云计算服务平台,于年起对外提供公有云计算服务。基于新浪公司年的技术积累,新浪云开放了完美支撑新浪内部多款重量级明星产品的核心技术,为广大用户提供安全可靠、高扩展、可弹性伸缩、免运维的云计算服务。小浪同学爱吐槽:
【Jasper叫杜江小眼睛 杜江:你看你的眼睛[允悲]】Jasper跟杜江尬聊,Jasper叫杜江小眼睛,杜江震惊了,瞪大了铜铃般的大眼表示:你叫别的我也就忍了!你看你的眼睛![哈哈]还有网友表示,这段我看了十几遍,不为别的,就是想确定一下陈小春是不是不在旁边。果然!他不在!tRWxPaKg
[【 Jasper study on modern hotel groups small eyes Study on modern hotel groups you look into the eyes of you [allow sad]] Jasper to study on modern hotel groups as chat and Jasper study on modern hotel groups small eyes, shocked by the study on modern hotel groups, stare big two of the big eye, said you call I will endure! You look into the eyes of you! (ha ha) and net friend say, I watched a dozen times this time, not for other, just want to confirm whether Chen xiao chun is not beside. Sure enough! He is not! tRWxPaKg]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。新摄影网:
美国《国家地理》全球摄影大赛中国区一等奖作品欣赏tRWxvlx
[The national geographic international photography contest won the first prize in China tRWxvlx works appreciation]
全球影像资讯、数码相机新闻、实用摄影教程...优酷:
关于一分钟之内不眨眼,@TFBOYS-王俊凯 @TFBOYS-王源 @TFBOYS-易烊千玺 你们仨都够拼的啊[允悲][舔屏]
[About a minute dont blink, @ TFBOYS - chun-kai wang @ TFBOYS - hanah @ TFBOYS - Jackson You three are enough to spell [allow sad] [lick screen]]
小野妹子学吐槽:
一年一度的剁手节就要来了,万一抢不上怎么办?万一钱不够怎么办?伊利Byebye君节前三倍定金优惠送给你哟~~今年的双十一让宁泽涛和Byebye君陪你囤聚满满的正能量,打败小确丧。
tRWMuSW
[The annual chop hand festival is coming, one thousand cant rob? One thousand dont have enough money? Yili Byebye jun three times before the deposit is favorable for you oh ~ ~ a let NingZeTao and this years double ten Byebye gentleman with you store full of positive energy, defeat the small loss. < br > tRWMuSW]
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【温州女大学生用计算器弹奏《歌唱祖国》,太厉害了!!!】温州商学院女生言妤沁可以用计算器弹奏出诸如《歌唱祖国》《夜空中最亮的星》等歌曲。言妤沁今年周岁,温州商学院管理学院大一新生。前不久,她在学校学生会组织的一次活动中,用计算器弹奏一首流行歌曲,让在场师生惊叹不已。 ...全文: m.weibo
[The female college students in wenzhou play ode to the motherland with a calculator, amazing!!! Wenzhou business school girls said fung ooze can play such as ode to the motherland calculator the brightest star in the night sky and so on. Fung ooze years old this year, the wenzhou business management college freshmen. Recently, she was in the school student union organization of an event, the calculator play a popular song, let the presence of all the teachers and students. ... The full text m. eibo]
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【华裔女孩年后回国寻亲 做毛毯送福利院】年前刚出生没几天程婕被遗弃在湖北孝感市福利院,被寄养在农妇梁翠娥家快一年后,被来自美国的Jesses和Lisa领养,并将她带去美国生活至今。今年领养家庭决定带她回孝感探亲后,程婕和她的好友程娴开始准备礼物,两个小女孩只要有空就聚在一起。她们买回布...全文: m.weibo
[【 Chinese girl back home after tracing Do blanket sent welfare 】 years ago just born a few days Cheng Jie abandoned at welfare homes, hubei xiaogan was in foster care in the farmer Liang Cuie home fast a year later, Jesses and Lisa from the United States have adopted, and will bring the American life today. This year after the adoptive family decided to take her back to visit relatives in xiaogan, Cheng Jie Cheng Xian and her friends began to prepare for gift, two little girls as long as free together. They buy back the cloth... The full text m. eibo]
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高颜值高内涵 探秘最新爆款WEY
[High level of appearance connotation explore the latest hot style WEY]
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@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 日在日内瓦世卫组织总部发表英文演讲;@TFBOYS-王源 月份受到联合国理事会青年论坛邀请,前往联合国做了全英文演讲;去年@TFBOYS-王俊凯 随《长城》赴纽约漫展,帅气秀流利英文。为正能量的#TFBOYS# 打call![围观]tRWIGKaR
[@ TFBOYS - Jackson Who headquarters in Geneva, speaking in English; @ TFBOYS - month hanah invited by the United Nations council youth BBS, travel to the United Nations made an English speech; @ TFBOYS - chun-kai wang last year with the Great Wall in New York who, handsome show, fluent in English. # TFBOYS# play call for positive energy! [watch] tRWIGKaR]
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祝各位程序哥哥节日快乐![二哈]
[I wish you all a program brother a happy holiday! [two ha]]
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#大V侃车# 逃离城市,走进自然,不一定要去极端地方,也可以轻松享受自然给我们带来的美好!@李楠说道 tRWMdTdf
[# # V kan car fled the city, walk into nature, dont necessarily want to get to the extreme places, also can easily enjoy the nature bring us the good! @ misia tRWMdTdf said]
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「『别盖我的棺材盖,我觉得我还可以再抢救一下。』如果你的家人、医生、错误地认为你已经咽下了最后一口气,而你发现自己已经被埋葬了,会不会感到抓狂、绝望、惊恐,想大声呼救?但此时别人已经听不到你的呼喊了。虽然听起来很荒诞,但现实中这种错误确实是发生过的。」👉tRWMdKrr
[ dont cover my coffin cover, I think I can salvage once again. if your family, doctors, mistakenly think that you have to swallow the last breath, and you find that you have been buried, will feel mad, despair, fear, want to loud cry for help? But as the others cant hear you cry. It sounds very absurd, but this kind of mistake is really happened in reality. 👉tRWMdKrr ]
发现更大的世界BORGHESE-贝佳斯:
都说手是女人的第二张脸,一个精致优雅的女人,不仅要做好“面子”功夫,也要细心保养出一双纤纤玉手~贝佳斯青春修护手膜的活水配方,深层滋养你的双手,改善手部干燥,修护肌肤,让你的双手重回青春,紧致嫩滑!
[All say hand is womens second face, a delicate and elegant woman, not only to face, should also be careful to maintain a pair of fine fine jade hand ~ borghese youth armguard membrane water formula, nourish your hands, relieve hand dryness, repair skin, let your hands back to the youth, tight and smooth! ]
Borghese贝佳斯品牌源自意大利,品牌设计灵感及故事亦建基于此。二次世界大战之后,La Dolce Vita为意大利注入创意与活力,把意大利塑造成世界灵感摇篮。于“永恒之城”罗马居住的贝佳斯家族是意大利的名门望族,远至文艺复兴时期,贝佳斯家族在罗马已有极具影响力, 家族显赫包括公爵、皇子、皇族、政治家、教皇等位高权重的人物,于罗马向负盛名。当时意大利并未出现尊贵护肤品牌,所以贝佳斯皇妃(Princess Marcella Borghese)决定以意大利独一无二的天然资源 - 矿物温泉- 为建立护肤品牌的灵感源头,打造意大利成为顶尖美肤皇国。于六十多年的发展历程中,BORGHESE贝佳斯始终如一,致力贯彻推动天然健康美肤理念,倡导奢宠自我、探索质美生活,让现代女性在姣好的容颜中保持高贵精致的姿态。汽车之家:
#共享汽车##厉害了我的哥#【后小伙租辆共享汽车娶老婆】月日是昆明后小伙朱明宇大喜的日子,与众不同的是,朱明宇找了共享汽车做婚礼车队,迎娶新娘。辆共享汽车车窗贴着喜字、车身挂着玫瑰,行驶在路上引得不少路人驻足观看。就问这脑洞还有谁?(via 新浪财经)tRWIoQYM
[The car # # # sharing my brother # 】 【 after small rent a car share marry a wife is kunming February nd guy Zhu Mingyu after the big day, different is that Zhu Mingyu to find the car share to do wedding fleet, to marry the bride. Shared car window on the happy character, hanging body rose, driving on the road that many passers-by stopped to watch. He asked whether the imagination who else? TRWIoQYM (via sina finance and economics)]
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自制嗑瓜子机!
分分钟就能嗑出瓜子肉来……[二哈]
tRWMWlS
[Homemade into hard seeds machine! < br > points minutes to the melon seeds meat... [two ha] < br > tRWMWlS]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!青年时报:
【独家资源!起草组成员教你看懂十九大报告】中国特色社会主义进入新时代,新在哪?新思想引领新时代,具有什么样的历史意义?新时代的新目标是什么?新征程该如何起航?十九大报告起草组成员为您独家揭秘。BY央视网 tRWIBi
[The exclusive resources! Eventually members teach you read 】 in the report to socialism with Chinese characteristics into a new era, new? New ideas to lead a new era, with what kind of history? What is the new target of the new era? New journey how to sail? The th report eventually members to an exclusive sneak peek at you. BY CCTV net tRWIBi]
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爱吃芹菜香菜,不喜欢胡萝卜@追风少年刘全有没一个都是我的命门[拜拜]@鞭鞭于白水一度以为芹菜香菜是一种菜@颜文字君我发现自己真的不挑食´_>`@叶秋池_VIVA铘喜欢喜欢喜欢@千你个大绪_一般 一般 厌恶
[Love to eat celery, parsley, dont like carrots @ zhuifeng juvenile quan-you liu didnt a is my curse [bynum] @ whip lash in the whitewater thought celery, parsley is the kind of food @ performing word jun I discovered that I really dont piddle ´ _ > ` @ Ye Qiuchi _VIVA Ye like like like @ thousand you a big mio _ in general average]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。微博汽车:
【最牛“酒驾”!男子酒后去考科目三 被取消考试资格】月日,广东何某因驾考快晚点,花了多块打车去考试,但却被工作人员拦下,拒绝其参加考试。原来,何某身上一股酒味,询问得知,他和同事前夜喝酒到考试凌晨,最终他放弃考试。网友:这还没拿驾照呢![笑cry][允悲]
[The best drunken driving! Man is drunk to take an examination of course three exam qualification] month day, guangdong He Mou because driving fast late, spent more than take a taxi to the exam, but was stopped by staff and reject its for the exam. Originally, a wine He Mou, asking that he and his colleagues on the eve of the drink to the test in the morning, in the end he gave up his exam. Net friend it doesnt take a drivers license! [laughing cry] [allow sad]]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞优酷:
#大片起来嗨#@马思纯 @撒贝宁 管闲事二人组上线!服装音乐,有事的地方就有他们~@演员丁川 衣服商标太多,被怼。键盘老师节奏不对,被怼。这么“古道热肠”也是没谁了~#电视剧将军在上# tRWMRHMz
[# large up hi # @ Sandra @ sa beining interfering duo online! Clothing music, fine them wherever they are ~ @ actor Ding Chuan clothing trademarks is too much, be Dui. Keyboard teacher rhythm is wrong, be Dui. So warm-hearted who also didnt ~ # # general TV series in the tRWMRHMz]
一块去旅行:
香港 |每个拥挤角落都在上演平凡故事。
[Hong Kong | every crowded corner on ordinary story. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:汽车之家:
#家家选车导购##WEY VV#【年轻有“WEY” 后聊WEY VV 超豪型】年转眼只剩最后一个季度,九零后聊车系列也迎来了第十四期。从第一期开始的九个月当中我和徐老师体验过国产车、进口车、轿车、SUV等各类车型,而今天要尝试的这辆车居然给自己开拓了一个全新分类—中国品牌高端车—即WEY VV。它想...全文: m.weibo
[# every car ride # # WEY VV# [young have a chat after the WEY WEY VV type super] years only in the final quarter in an instant, rates after car series also ushered in the period of . From the first period of nine months I and xu teachers experienced domestic cars and imported cars, cars, suvs and other kinds of models, and want to try this car today is to develop a new classification - Chinese brand high-end car - namely the WEY VV. Think of it... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。新浪汽车:
#出行生活#【老外穷游中国遇困高速 看交警机智交流】江西高速交警在巡逻时,发现两名来自俄罗斯的驴友在高速公路行走。交警把两人载到服务区,努力与他们进行交流才得知,两人是想搭便车往南昌游玩。 tRWIyBX
[# # travel life tips [foreigners Chinese in trapped high-speed traffic police to see witty exchanges 】 high-speed traffic police patrol in jiangxi province, found that two from Russia travelers can walk on the highway. Traffic police take two people to the service area, try to communicate with their learned that two people want to ride to visit nanchang. tRWIyBX]
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#万人鉴定出土古卷# 近日,在优市近郊出土一卷“清明上河图”,据市文物专家鉴定,属宋代时期的文物,保存完好。度小盘有幸一睹风采,图中人物各具特色,形象鲜明,勤劳工作,一片繁荣。那么问题来了,你能看出图中有哪些典故吗[小黄人坏笑]?关注@优信 @百度网盘,转评此微博,并说出正确答案的小伙...全文: m.weibo
[# # ten thousand people identify scrolls unearthed recently, near optimal city unearthed a roll of painting qingming festival, according to the municipal cultural relics experts identified, belong to the cultural relics of song dynasty, well-preserved. Degree of small lucky enough to catch a glimpse of elegant appearance, figure, distinctive characters in the image is bright, hard work, a piece of prosperity. So the question comes, what can you see the picture allusions [yellow people laugh]? Focus @ @ optimal letter baidu network backup, turn to review this weibo, and tell the right answer guy... The full text m. eibo]
百度网盘是百度公司推出的一款云服务产品。通过百度网盘,您可以将照片、文档、音乐、通讯录等数据在各类设备中备份和管理,亿用户的选择,亿用户的信任!世界很复杂,百度更懂你。官方微信公众号:百度网盘李冰冰:
“把%的国土空间还给大熊猫、东北虎、藏羚羊”[good][good][good]人类不是自然界的唯一,是时候还生命以尊重!
[% of the national spatial the east-northern tiger, back to the giant panda, Tibetan antelope [good] [good] [good] the human is not the only nature, is also to respect life time!]
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【新娘不要一分钱彩礼 新郎回她一场“海陆空”婚礼】骑白马、坐游艇、乘热气球……月日,河北石家庄,新娘乘坐热气球“从天而降”,新郎单膝跪地等待↓↓原来,新娘不要男方一分彩礼,新郎和朋友从年初开始策划,为新娘准备了这样一个盛大浪漫的仪式↓↓tRWMHYj
[[bride not a penny of dowry The groom back to her a sea wedding 】 ride a white horse, to sit the yacht, a balloon... Month, shijiazhuang, hebei province, the sky bride in a balloon, the groom knelt to wait left left the original, not to groom a bride price, the groom and his friend from the beginning of planning, preparing the bride for such a grand romantic ceremony left left tRWMHYj down]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。小野妹子学吐槽:
彩绘师好厉害,想带上眼动仪看彩绘师,买买买给彩绘师打call! tRWMlMsf tRWzfYPz
[Coloured drawing or pattern is very fierce, want to wear eye see coloured drawing or pattern division, buy buy buy for coloured drawing or pattern division make the call! TRWMlMsf tRWzfYPz]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。南方都市报:
【暖心又催泪!警宝唱给爸爸妈妈的一首歌[心]】MV中的孩子都来自郑州真实的警察家庭,面对镜头,孩子们纯真的歌声和心愿令人动容。在他们眼中,身穿警服的爸妈都是最厉害的超级英雄;而在爸爸妈妈眼中,他们也是最棒的宝贝。谢谢,宝贝们!(平安郑州)tRWqOpU
[The warm heart and tear! P treasure to mom and dads song [heart]] video, children from zhengzhou real police families, in the face of lens, our children are singing and heart touching. In their eyes, parents in police uniform are the best super hero; But in the eyes of mom and dad, they are the best baby. Thank you, baby! (zhengzhou) peace tRWqOpU]
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#十九大#【独家视频 总书记号召全体党员同志:拿出勇气干劲 创造无愧时代的业绩】今日上午时,中国共产党第十九次全国代表大会闭幕会在人民大会堂举行。习近平主持十九大闭幕会。名代表和特邀代表出席会议。习近平在大会上发表讲话,号召全体党员同志拿出勇气干劲,创造无愧时代的业绩。 ...全文: m.weibo
[# # big [exclusive video calls on all party member comrade general secretary courage energy Create a clear conscience era results 】 this morning, the communist party of China national congress final sitting # in the great hall of the people. Xi jinping hosted the th big final sitting. Delegates and invited representatives to attend the meeting. Xi jinping spoke at the conference, called on all party member comrade courage drive, create a clear conscience of the era of performance. ... The full text m. eibo]
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