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猫扑：
【他玩“蒙眼猜巧克力”，下一秒竟被损友喂了坨狗屎[生病]】小哥和朋友玩“蒙眼猜巧克力”的游戏，哪知道损友最后竟把巧克力调包成了狗屎，无辜的小哥就这样吃了下去……想要跑出去揍他，发现自己的手和腿还被绑在了一起！[允悲]遇到这样的朋友，你会怎么处理？tRWDGhy
[He play blind guess chocolate , and the next moment he was a friend to the tuo shit [ill]] little elder brother and friends play the game blind guess chocolate, which know toxic friends ended up the chocolate switched became shit, so innocent little elder brother ate it... Want to run out and beat him, he found himself in his hands and legs are tied together! Allow sad meet as a friend, what would you do? tRWDGhy]

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汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【绿标车也挨罚？北京设立实时尾气监测点】环保政策的推荐让汽车排放标准的设定也逐渐加速，今年月日，国Ⅴ排放标准在全国范围正式实行，#、#号汽油将载入史册；从年月日后，北京市将对国Ⅰ国Ⅱ排放的机动车实施限行举措，五环路（不含）以内道路工作日限行，近日北京地区设立...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news 【 green the car also fined? Beijing set up a real-time vehicle monitoring 】 environmental policy recommendations for vehicle emission standards set also gradually accelerated, today (date) (month) (year), officially adopted Ⅴ emissions standards across the country, #, # # gasoline will go down in history; From the years in the future, Beijing will for the motor vehicle emissions Ⅱ Ⅰ countries limit line moves, jingshi road within working days (not including), recently set up in Beijing... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【岁老人贴面哄老伴做手术暖心一幕让现场医护人员“泪目”】一位岁的老太哭闹不肯进手术室，随后岁的老伴温柔地贴面哄她↓↓手术顺利做完后，麻醉医生试图呼唤老太名字，对方毫无反应。结果在手术室门口，老伴一声呼唤，就让老太一把抓住老伴的手↓↓tRWfDAbM
[【 - year - old cover coax wife surgery Warm heart for on-site staff tears 】 an old woman crying refused to enter operating room, then his wife at the age of a face gently coaxed her left left after surgery done smoothly, anesthesia doctors tried to call her name, no reply. Results in the operating room doorway, his wife a call, let the woman left left tRWfDAbM grabbed his hand]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

青年时报：
#西湖早茶#：风可以吹起一大张白纸，却无法吹走一只蝴蝶，因为生命的力量在于不顺从。——冯骥才早安，各位。
[# # the west lake tea the wind can blow up a big piece of white paper, but cant blow away a butterfly, because life force is disobedience. - feng jincai good morning, everyone. ]

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新浪汽车：
#萌宠与车#卡住啦！让一让啦，我倒个车，别被我的屁屁撞到哦.....[二哈][二哈] tRWfwU
[# # of familiar with car stuck! Make a la, I am a car, dont be my fart fart hit oh... [two ha] [two ha] tRWfwU]

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【两女子为占用应急车道手挽手车前慢行遮挡号牌[衰]】日晚，青银高速山东德州段因大雾出现压车现象。有两辆车在应急车道缓慢行驶，两名女性在车前遮挡号牌。[允悲]然而根据智能交通管理系统查出了车的真实号牌。蜀黍提醒：高速占应急车道，罚款元，记分；故意遮挡号牌，罚款元，记分。 ...全文： m.weibo
[The two women to take up the emergency lane Arm in arm front slow cover plate [failure]] day night, qingdao-yinchuan expressway in shandong Texas phenomenon needed by fog. Have two cars in the emergency lane slowly moving, shade plate in front of two women. But allow sorrow according to the intelligent traffic management system found out the real plate of the car. Sorghum remind high speed of emergency lanes, fine yuan, scoring; Intentionally cover plate, a fine yuan, score. ... The full text m. eibo]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

优酷：
注意！这不是演习！刷大剧、聊综艺、追爱豆，#优酷秋集#今日开集~一大波高能内容即将来袭，满足你所有的期待！你真的准备好了吗？转发此条微博，关注@优酷就有机会获得一台海尔模卡电视，来来来快参与！[爱你]#电视剧将军在上#
[Attention! This is not a drill! Brush variety, chasing love bean big play, chat, # youku autumn set # open set today - a big wave of high energy content is about to hit, meet all your expectations! Are you really ready? Forward this weibo, focus @ youku has a chance to get a card haier mould TV, come to participate in! Love you [] # # general TV in]

小野妹子学吐槽：
#英雄联盟s# 转了这个就会得到lol小图标...
[S # # hero alliance turned this will get small icon lol... ]

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猫扑：
【美女定制油画作生日纪念收到画后傻眼了[费解]】月日，是在重庆开服装店的百合岁生日。上月在朋友介绍下，她花了元定制了一幅油画，作为生日纪念。等了个月，收到画竟让她大跌眼镜！一点都不像，还被朋友笑称是年后的她…交涉后对方退了一半款。这幅画，你们给几分？ (都市热报...全文： m.weibo
[【 beauty custom painting was dumbfounded for birthday memorial after receiving the picture [difficult]] month day, is to open a clothing store in chongqing lily birthday. Under the friend introduced last month, she spent several custom made a painting, as a birthday. Waiting for months, receiving picture unexpectedly let her surprise! Nothing like, is also known friend laughs after her... The other half the money back after bargaining. This picture, you give a few minutes? (urban thermal quote... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家：
#停车打卡#人艰不拆啊！[笑cry][笑cry]
[# clock # parking difficult dont hurt! [laughing cry] [laugh cry]]

但斌：
发表了博文《包永刚：iPhoneX的Face+ID夜间为什么还能识别人脸?》tRWfELJ
[Published a blog post BaoYongGang iPhoneX Face + ID at night why can also recognize faces? tRWfELJ]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【银杏又黄时千年古银杏树成“网红”[心]】又逢银杏渐黄时，西安古观音禅寺内，有一棵多年树龄的古银杏树，因一组照片成为“网红”↓↓大批市民慕名前往，最多的一天达到万人↓↓青灰色古朴寺庙中，一角的银杏金黄一片，落叶成金毯↓↓网友：这才是秋天正确的打开方式[心]tRWfRRL
[The ginkgo and yellow Ancient ginkgo trees in one thousand as web celebrity [heart]] and gingko yellow, gradually within the goddess of mercy temple in xi an, the ancient ginkgo tree has a tree years old, for a set of pictures be web celebrity left, left a large number of people gravitate to the most up to ten thousand people a day left cinereous temple in primitive simplicity, left in the corner of the golden ginkgo, fallen leaves into a golden carpet left left net friend this is the right way to open the [heart] tRWfRRL autumn]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

但斌：
[心][鲜花][作揖]@游戏人生修行@阿童米的围脖撸起袖子加油干，满仓蓝筹拿到底！@老曾阿牛是这样吗？ tRWcPPd @任仁雄撸起袖子加油干！[加油]@曼巴小A[good][鲜花][心]@侯宁复兴底成立！@但国庆伟大的新时代！[赞][心][鲜花]
[[heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ the centers of the game of life practice @ ATong meters rolled up his sleeves come on dry, full blue-chip take in the end! @ old pig is such? Put on more steam tRWcPPd @ Ren Renxiong rolled up his sleeves! [oil] @ mamba small A [good] [flowers] [heart] @ hou ning was founded in the Renaissance. @ but a new era of great National Day! [who] [heart] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
回复@慢悠乌龟[微笑]@慢悠乌龟这种看是没护城河的企业，其实护城河很强！大众消费品——市场容量大单价低——提价对消费者没影响，竞争对手价格上对消费者影响不大技术变革不存在——年后还是会有榨菜渠道优势——渠道建立后，竞争对手很难有大优势
[Reply @ slow turtle [smiles] @ slow turtle this watch is not the moat of enterprises, in fact the moat is very strong! Consumer goods - market capacity is big Unit price is low, prices didnt influence to consumer, competitor price for consumers Technological change does not exist, or there will be a pickle channels after advantage - after the construction of the channel, competitors, it is difficult to have a big advantage]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车：
#车闻早高峰#兰博基尼车主发话了，随便在车上划，爱怎么划怎么划，不要你赔！然后。。。大写的心疼！[允悲]
[# # morning rush car smell lamborghini owners, literally in the car, how to draw how to love, dont you pay! And then... Capital of love! [allow sad]]

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金山夜话博主：
#金山夜话# 听友：我喜欢了前男友的朋友，他也喜欢我，我和前男友已经分手一年了，对前男友已经没有感情，我现在想和前男友的朋友在一起，但他说，他也想和我在一起，但是就是过不来我和前男友的坎，我知道这应该不是特别喜欢我才会这样说，我也就在没联系，可他（前男友的朋友）每次我发朋友圈基本都...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I like the friend of the former boyfriend, he also like me, I and former boyfriend already break up for one year, the former boyfriend has no feeling, now I want to be friend and former boyfriend, but he said he also want to and I together, but is not I and former boyfriend, I know that this should not particularly like I would say this, I also didnt contact, but his friends (ex) every time I send a friend circle basic are... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

猫扑：
#猫扑早安# 【史上最粘人猫咪又来了！真是个磨人的小妖精[太开心]】主人沉迷工作不陪玩？“史上最粘人猫咪”pooky说：我可不同意，是时候来认真地卖个萌让铲屎官乖乖就范了！[喵喵]有了这样的猫咪，你还舍得去工作吗？我才舍不得呢！[爱你]tRWtDOMw
[# good morning mop # 【 historys most clingy cat again! What a ground of goblins [quite happy]] master workaholism dont play with? In the history of the most clingy cat pooky said I dont agree, its time to fetch a sprout to shovel excrement officer seriously to heel! Meow meow with such cat, are you willing to go to work? I am loathe to give up! Love you [] tRWtDOMw]

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知乎：
【有哪些常用的办公工具推荐？】李启方：「推荐几个我常用的，对提高效率很有帮助，尤其是 Excel 和 PPT 使用比较频繁的同学，有免费、付费和商商业的。首先是 Power Map，微软官方出版的一个 D 数据地图插件，包含在线地图 + 在线演示 + 制作视频等各项功能……」👉tRWfTcKk
[What are the commonly used office tools recommended? Li Qifang I recommend a few commonly used, is very helpful to improve efficiency, especially Excel and PPT used more frequently, a free, premium and business. The first is the Power Map, Microsofts official published an D data maps plug-in, contains online Map + online presentation + production functions such as video... 👉tRWfTcKk ]

发现更大的世界

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【名新生秀一字马走红，网友：裤子质量不错[笑cry]】近日，一组新生军训照在淮北师范大学校园内传播开来，引无数学子围观点赞。名身穿军训迷彩服，绿色胶底鞋的大学新生，在校园道路上集体摆出“一字马”的动作，姿势唯美标准↓↓tRWflAO
[The new horse show a word, a net friend pants good quality [laugh cry]] recently, a group of freshmen military training in huaibei normal university campus spread, countless students view praise. In a military training camouflage, green rubber shoes college freshmen, on the campus road collective pose a horse movement, posture left left tRWflAO aesthetic standards]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

金山夜话博主：
#金山夜话# 听友：你好，我和男友属于游戏认识的异省恋目前为止只见过两次面他这次和我说你知道为什么和上一次不一样了吗我说不知道感觉怪怪的。导火索是因为我发了信息没人是我能不能在网上买衣服他说不能我说我是想起你说的话想买衣服就买不上五千就好下个月直接还（我没真想买衣服 ...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend hello, I and my boyfriend belongs to different province game know love So far only met two times He and I said this time Do you know why and is not the same as last time I said I dont know feel very strange. Trigger because I sent a message is no one I can buy clothes on the Internet He said cant I say that I am reminded of what you said Want to buy clothes Not directly next month that five thousand also (I didnt really want to buy clothes... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

巴曙松：
转
[turn]

金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

小野妹子学吐槽：
岛国厂商推出的“猫咪味碟”，碟子里面印好了各种猫咪形状的凹凸图案，倒上调料就是一只喵...这下吃个饺子也可以有猫了[喵喵]
[Island manufacturers to launch cat flavor dish, trays to print all sorts of cats in the shape of concave and convex design, pour on the sauce is a meow... This bottom eat dumplings can also have a catmeow meow]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

金山夜话博主：
#金山夜话# tRWfWmhe
[# # jinshan night tRWfWmhe]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

金山夜话博主：
#金山夜话# 听友：认识一个女孩不到一个月就在一起了，在一起以后我发现她好像根本不在乎我，她身边有很多优秀而且对她好的男生，我们之间我感觉不到任何跟情侣有关的东西，没有那种甜蜜，一直是我在维持着，她从来不会在乎我怎么想，在我面前不止一次提到有人男的对她很好，但是她表白那男的却拒绝她...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend know a girl in less than a month together, together after I found that she seems doesnt care about me, she has a lot of excellent and good boy for her, I feel between us anything to do with lovers, dont have that sweet, has always been my in maintaining, she never care about what I think, in front of me more than once mentioned that some guy is good for her, but she vindicate the man refused to her... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

新浪汽车：
#车闻早高峰#【老人携瓶指甲油乘火车被拦民警耐心劝说半小时】近日，广州火车东站安检人员发现一名七旬老人的行李有情况，欲打开查看却被老人阻止，双方发生争执。经半个多小时的开导，老人才交出包中为孙女买的瓶指甲油。之后民警引导老人办理了托运，老人开心地笑了[笑cry](via 广州日报)
[# # morning rush car smell the old man with nail polish was stopped by train Police patient persuasion and a half hours 】 recently, the guangzhou railway station security researchers found that there is something a septuagenarian luggage, to open the view was blocked by the old man, a dispute between the parties. Enlightened by more than half an hour, the old man to hand over the package for granddaughter to buy bottle of nail polish. After police led the old man to deal with the shipper, the old man smiled happily [laugh cry] (via guangzhou daily)]

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新浪新闻客户端：
【奇迹！大火中狗狗拒绝逃生成功守护羊群[心]】当地时间日，加州发生一场大火，狗狗Odin拒绝和主人一起逃难，而是留下来守护羊群。火势平息后，主人回到已被烧毁的家园，发现Odin幸存了下来，还成功保护了山羊。Odin右腿跛了，胡须没了，部分皮毛也被烧掉。tROBkLK
[【 miracle! Fire dog refuses to escape Success to protect sheep [heart]], local time, what happens in California makes a fire, the dog Odin rejection and host fled together, but left to guard the sheep. After the end of the fire, the host back home was burnt out, found that Odin survived, also successfully protecting the goats. Odin right leg lameness, beard didnt, part of the fur was burned. tROBkLK]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

张小娴：
要是無法討好全世界，那就首先討好自己吧。別等憔悴了才知道要對自己好，討自己歡心，永遠不會太早和太遲。────《#请至少爱一个像男人的男人#》
[If cant please all over the world, that is the first to please yourself. Dont wait and just know good to yourself, win the favor of yourself and never too early and too late. ─ ─ ─ ─ the # please at least love a man like a man #]

我的唯一微信号：遇见张小娴（Miss_AmyZ）。工作联系：陈仲明gongzuoshi@sina

新浪汽车：
#出行生活#【自闭症男孩高速路夜奔民警“对画”帮他回家[good]】日前，民警接到报警，一小男孩独自在高速上疯跑乱窜。问清小孩奔跑的大概方向，计算出小孩奔跑速度后，民警循路寻找。发现男孩有自闭症倾向后，为帮孩子找到家，民警通过绘画“问”出他的名字，最终联系到他的家人。（via 澎湃新闻）
[# # travel life 【 autistic boy highway night rush on painting police to help him home [good]], the police received a report to the police, a small boy alone crazy run amok on the motorway. Ask kids running about direction, calculate the child after running speed, civilian police to go looking for. After found the boy has a tendency to autism, to help your child find home, police through painting q give his name, finally reached his family. (via surging news)]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
没天理了，摘个偶然挂在身上的塑料彩带也能这么美...向羽生势力低头[跪了]
[Never justified, pick a casual wearing plastic strips can also be so beautiful... Bow to feather raw power] [kneeling]