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五贱道：
三个男人比赛谁射得远，结果出人意料。
[Three men who can shoot far, the results were surprising. ]

我就是我，你也不可能是我

国民老岳父公：
喵，喵喵，喵！
[Meow, meow, meow, meow! ]

微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

伊能靜：
天空好高好高，灰蓝色。

刚入秋，暑气还残留一些。

给米粒换上长裤，去东区逛街。

阳光正好。

今天去健身会请教练录视频，回答问题，也会陆续发可以在家练习的简单重量训练。

大家有疑问不要客气，米粒妈愿意全部分享给你们。

为了更美更好的自己，喔！对了！还有更健康！

我们一起努力！

[贊]

用最安静的力量，穿过人世。以音乐以歌以文字，疗愈生命。（工作訊息-- 于先生）

aki猫咪：
这个秋冬，一场和#爱敬美丽节#不变的约定，一份#爱敬偶像#的幸福担当，#aki猫咪#带你现场亲身感受爱敬集团旗下两大人气品牌AGE s与LUNA的非凡魅力，重新定义秋冬妆容趋势，月日下午，我期待与你共同开启那一刻～
[This qiu dong, a # and # love to beautiful day unchanged, a happy bear # love idol worship #, # aki cat # with your site personal feeling love worship group, two popular brand AGE s and the special charm of LUNA, redefine makeup trend, qiu dong month days afternoon, open the moment ~ I look forward to working with you together]

W❤️akimaomi 欢迎骚扰🤗 公粽号 akimaomi 不定期抽奖

一禅小和尚：
它是黑暗中的星光，是寒夜中的灯火。它是你每天起床的动力，是你前行路上的指向标。它让你孤独的灵魂找到归属，给你疲惫的生活无限的希望……它有一个最好的名字，叫梦想。[心] tRWtxHgR
[It is the star in the dark, it is in the cold night lights. It is the power of you get up every day, are you on the beacon on the road. It makes you lonely souls find belong to your fatigue life infinite hope... It has one of the best name, called the dream. [heart] tRWtxHgR]

微~信~号“yichan”或者“一禅小和尚”~

韩国me2day：
【YG】#Epik High#第九张正规专辑双主打曲之<空车>(Feat.#吴赫#),<恋爱小说>(Feat.#IU#)MV公开~ tRWchFk 太好听惹!!!![鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌]
[[while] # Epik High# Zhang Zhenggui album double main song < empty > (Feat. # Wu He #), < love story > (Feat. # IU#) MV ~ tRWchFk too nice to provoke public!!!!!!!!!!! [applause.] [applause.] [applause.]]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

回忆专用小马甲：
晚归的主人回家看到了这一幕，怕是凶多吉了……twi：fjkm
[If the owner of the home saw this scene, could run a... Twi FJKM]

《愿无岁月可回头》

人民日报：
#十九大#【把全国%国土空间还给大熊猫、东北虎、藏羚羊】中财办副主任杨伟民记者会上介绍：总书记亲自主持审定三江源、东北虎豹、大熊猫、祁连山等个国家公园体制试点方案，目的就是把总面积.万平方公里的国土还给自然，把全国%的国土空间还给大熊猫、东北虎、藏羚羊，给子孙后代留下更多净土。
[% # # big [the national land space the east-northern tiger, back to the giant panda, Tibetan antelope 】 ZhongCai do wei-min Yang, deputy director of the press conference is introduced the examination and approval of general secretary personally presided over three northeast China butch, giant panda, qilian mountain, a national park system pilot program, the purpose is to put the total area. Square kilometers of land and return to nature, the % of the countrys national spatial the east-northern tiger, back to the giant panda, Tibetan antelope, leaving future generations more pure land. ]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

Kim白美美：
欢迎关注我的新长篇连载#我的前男友们# 第一话。one night in beijing！下周五更新第二话
[Welcome to my new long serial # # the first words my ex-boyfriend. One night in Beijing! Update the first two words next Friday]

工作联系cot-_-@ 公众号：Kim白美美

娱乐日爆社：
易烊千玺英文演讲来啦！[心]易烊千玺关晓彤王嘉吴牧野四位艺人作为中国青年代表，应世界卫生组织总干事谭德塞博士的邀请，在日内瓦世卫组织总部，就青年领袖如何在提高公众对艾滋病的歧视和污名化上发挥积极作用进行讨论。千玺现场还进行了英文演讲，大佬英语棒棒哒[鼓掌][鼓掌] tRWtkVCC
[Jackson English speech come! [heart] Jackson xiaotong guan melon&fiona Wu Muye four ACTS as a representative of the Chinese youth, should the world health organization director-general Dr Tam kung plugs invitation, who headquarters in Geneva, on young leaders how to improve the public stigma and discrimination against HIVAIDS on play an active role are discussed. English speech, qian also seal site bosses English bang-bang dalai [applause.] [applause.] tRWtkVCC]

娱乐圈各种八卦早知道~只要你开心就好！～

央视新闻：
【别让它们消失[心]】今天是世界雪豹日。雪豹，终年栖息在海拔-米雪线附近，目前中国是全球雪豹最大分布国。近年来，雪豹已由难觅踪迹的“幽灵猫”转为频繁“露脸”，世界自然保护联盟日前将其保护级别从“濒危”降至“易危”，但对雪豹的保护和研究没有放松。保护雪豹，拒绝杀害，支持的转！
[Dont let them disappear [heart] today is the snow leopard. Snow leopard, at the age of live near snow line - meters, the snow leopard, China is the worlds largest distribution. In recent years, the snow leopard is the elusive ghost cat into appearance frequently, the world conservation union has reduced the level of protection from endangered to vulnerable, but the protection and research of snow leopard didnt relax. Protect snow leopard, refused to kill, and support the turn! ]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

思想聚焦：
一个超级有创意的手绘小漫画。[心]
[A super small creative hand-drawn comics. [heart]]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ

貓力molly：
到槟城玩，爱情巷是体验当地慢生活最好的开始。
旧时的殖民者们以为从这条巷子走出去就是大海，是适合看山看海，谈情说爱的地方。于是便有了爱情巷这个浪漫的名字。
在巷子里闲逛，随时邂逅着路边的花草、猫咪和插画。抬头还可以看见复古的三层骑楼，街头的老派药行招牌。不过，最惊艳到我的其实是这里
[To play, to penang love lane is the beginning of the best experiences its slow life. < br > the old colonists thought and walked out of the alley is the sea, and is suitable for the mountain to see the sea, and love. So he had the name of this romantic love lane. < br > in the alley, always encounter with the roadside flowers and plants, cat and illustrations. Looked up and you can also see the three layers of restoring ancient ways, the overhang on the streets of old medicine line sign. However, the most striking to me is here]

Find what u love,and let it kill U~.工作联系 catchya@foxmail ● WX账号 maolispace

樊建川：
忽得消息，杨海君兄荡然病逝，噫，噫，噫。小时候，凑足分钱，买一碗素面，我俩一人一筷子分着吃。仅有一支香烟，用钢笔画上界限，他抽上半支，我抽下半支。若遇到打架，说都不用说，直接并肩子上……下乡当知青，各谋生路，各忙各的，联络却是没断的。五十多年的老友，说走就走了。唉，丢下手头的事
[And news, hai-jun Yang brother died not, alas, there was alas. There When I was a kid, fill cent, buy a bowl of element face, one of us chopsticks to eat. Only a cigarette, use pen drawing boundaries, he half cigarettes, I smoke half. Needless to say, if encounter a fight, says directly alongside the son... To the countryside when the educated youth, all the way to earn a living, their respective, contact is not broken. More than years old, said go and went away. Alas, left hand]

建川博物馆馆长。

Naomikyx：
嗯
[well]

黄皮肤的中国人

阿沁嫂-：
感叹…这么点东西w多[跪了][跪了][跪了]
别看了给你们的
[Sigh... Few things more than w] [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling < br > dont look for you]

来了先看置顶再决定要不要关注噢

新浪体育：
今年是#灌篮高手开播周年#，樱木花道，赤木晴子，流川枫，三井寿，安西教练…那些熟悉的名字，你还记得吗?
来用一句话证明你看过这部贯穿一代人青春的神作吧[小黄人高兴][小黄人高兴]tRWtnAQL
[This is # # launched slamdunk anniversary, Slam Dunk, red wood haruko, flow chuan maple, mitsui longevity, anxi coach... Those familiar with the name, do you remember? < br > in one sentence to prove you saw that runs through a generation of youth god to do [yellow people happy] [yellow people happy] tRWtnAQL]

小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina

秋田六千：
开心摸摸你的大狗头，笑起来的样子看得我心都化了ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ)【twitter：xxhama】 tRWtkTJ
[Happy to touch your big head, laughing like see my heart all spent ԅ (¯ ﹃ ¯ ԅ) twitter xxhama tRWtkTJ 】]

每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
水族馆的工作人员正在清理水池的时候，一条鲨鱼突然游过来拜托工作人员一件事，就是摸摸它的肚子。。。这条鲨鱼的身体内绝对住着一只狗狗啊。。。[小黄人高兴][二哈]（by握爪三宝）tRJEIJD
[Aquarium workers are cleaning tank, a shark swam suddenly come on staff one thing, is the stomach feel it... The sharks body definitely there lived a dog... [huang people happy] [two ha] (by gripper sanbao) tRJEIJD]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

我的朋友是个呆B：
某档节目现场采访台下观众，结果因为观众的笑声太魔性，节目差点没能继续，这位选手你可快点坐下吧[笑cry] tRWtN
[A live show interview the audience, as a result, because the audience laugh too ones, show almost failed to continue, the players you can sit down [laugh cry] tRWtN soon]

没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

365道美食DIY：
【九转牛肉煲】汤汁浓稠，鲜味十足，肉片嫩滑，最后一滴汤都不剩，好吃到爆！
[Turn nine clay pot beef soup 】 thickened, flavour is dye-in-the-wood, meat tender, not left, the last drop of soup tasty to explode! ]

合作QQ 人这辈子有两样东西是别人抢不走一.是吃进肚里的食物二.是藏在心里的梦想做一个有梦想的吃货你就是无敌

安以轩：
年真的是幸福忙碌的婚礼年～又見証好兄弟的婚禮～去年初七个人去年一起海岛度假，二对男女朋友➕三位單身～真沒想到今年奇蹟般的七位全部結婚了[羞嗒嗒]四場婚礼第一個説求婚然后最后一个結的～压軸～你説感謝二百多位賓客不惧火山的拿命飞来㊗️福！！所以答应我们～你们倆一定要玩命幸福[心][心]
[Years is really happy in the busy wedding ~ witnessed good brothers wedding last month personal island on vacation together last year, two of the men and women friends ➕ three single ~ I didnt know that this years miraculous seven all married [shame clicking] four weddings first said to marry him and then finally to anchor a knot ~ ~ you said for more than two hundred guests not to fear the volcano take life fly ㊗ ️ blessing!!!!! So promised us ~ you two must hard happiness [heart] [heart]]

用微笑迎接每一天~😊

喵星人的喵星球：
这只白猫从小就听不见，也许是因为这样，所以特别粘人，每晚都要和粑粑来个晚安抱抱，暖哭了！tRWcPJM
[The white cat cant hear you at an early age, perhaps because of this, so special clingy, and BaBa every night for a good night hug, warm crying! tRWcPJM]

做一只，有态度的喵星人。常规合作邮箱：hezuo@baozou 微博商务合作请联系qq：

五岳散人：
我最喜欢的一棵树
[My favorite tree]

绿腰生活农产店：shop.taobao 绿腰生活酒类店：shop.taobao

头条新闻：
【《舌尖上的中国》总导演从央视离职】@新京报记者今天证实，在央视工作年后，央视纪录频道制片人、《舌尖上的中国、》总导演陈晓卿正式从央视离职。离职后，他将带领《舌尖》的原班人马团队组建新公司，继续从事纪录片创作。目前，《舌尖》已由央视全新的团队在筹拍。tRWtUFP
[【 on the tip of the tongue of China director from CCTV departure 】 @ Beijing news reporter confirmed today, working in CCTV, years later, CCTV channel record producer, director of China on the tip of the tongue, Chen Xiaoqing formal departure from CCTV. After leaving office, he will lead a tongue player-wise team to form a new company, continue to pursue the documentary creation. At present, the tongue has by CCTV in preparing new team. tRWtUFP]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

无穷小亮微博：
刚才小野妹子学吐槽发了个沙漠花海的图，有网友艾特官博鉴定是什么花，我写好后发现转发不了，评论不了，还关注不了他，貌似被他拉黑了。不知哪次惹到了。以后他发的动植物我没法转发了，大家就不要艾特我了
[Just little baby sister learn poking fun at a desert flowers figure, some netizens @ officer appraisal is what flower, I cant write the discovery after forwarding, dont comment, also pay attention to him, seems to be blocked. I dont know what time to. Later I cant forward his hair of animals and plants, everybody dont @ me]

小船轻轻漂过湖面，那景象恰恰是一个保龄球做不到的

全是买：
一条收集了史上最全的优质「PPT模板」合集！
[A collected the most complete in the history of quality powerpoint template collection! ]

一个专门分享收集各种实用资讯的微博！

这里是美国：
来看看泥塑大师如何手作稻草人！全程被小哥哥帅一脸吗[doge]tRWgvi
[To see the clay sculpture master how to hand the scarecrow! By the little brother handsome face? [doge] tRWgvi]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu

我的前任是个极品：
[心]
[[heart]]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！

文怡：
我真的爱死这个超市了，每周从我们大农村过去一趟买够几天的。网上买菜确实特方便，但是逛这种看起来很处女座的实体店，真的是身心愉快，赏心悦目啊。
[I really love this supermarket, a week from our large rural past a trip to buy enough for a few days. Online shopping is convenient, but look very virgo this entity shop, is really pleasant, feast for the eyes. ]

工作电话：。课堂电话-。中年已婚女吃主。吃，喝，玩，乐，健走，瞎画，是我生命中最重要的事儿。

iPanda熊猫频道：
“肥灰”：我说“韵姐”，先来后到懂不懂？搅和我浪荡，谁都好不了！[哼][哼] tRWcvdpV
[Grey fat I said rhyme, first understand dont understand? In it.and I idleness, who is not! [singing] [singing] tRWcvdpV]

年芝麻团现已新鲜上市，货源充足，现来现舔。吸熊猫好玩过吸猫，懂的就来点赞！

CNU_blank：
by john yuyi
[由约翰·yuyi]

优秀视觉艺术图片分享｜中国视觉联盟（cnu.cc）

中华小鸣仔：
回到温州第一时间先去赶紧吸了一袋真鲜奶吧的蛋奶，啧啧啧我的天哟！怎么会这么好喝，喝了二十几年从来都没变的味道，小时候家里每天冰箱都会囤着L的蛋奶，喝完了爷爷就立马去补货~~蛋奶保质期太短了没法送你们喝，给你们买了两套奶牛套碗，转+评送你们[馋嘴]
[Back to wenzhou in the first place to go hurriedly took a bag of real milk, milk and eggs, gee yeah my day! How could such a good drink, drank years never taste, childhood home every refrigerator, according to the L, milk and eggs, finished grandpa immediately to replenishment shelf life is too short ~ ~, eggs and milk cant send you to drink, to give you bought two sets of cow bowl, turn + rating send you [available]]