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玩个游戏
女生问一个刁钻的问题，男生假装男朋友回答一下 _____________________________
[Play a game < br > the girl asked a tricky question, the boy pretended to be her boyfriend to address the _____________________________]
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草图君：买左还是右？
[Buy a left or right? ]
一个得罪了半个娱乐圈的少年
头条新闻：【如何高效利用你的碎片时间？】时间不是靠挤压，而是靠选择而来。时间一直都在，没时间做的事，等于它在你心里不重要。“当你去创造自己想要的生活时，时间就自然就有了。” 简单说，你在乎一件事，潜意识里就会为它腾出时间。想想在你心里什么最重要？ tROuAYi
[【 how pieces of efficient use of your time? Time is not on extrusion, but by choice. All the time, no time to do things, is it in your heart is not important. When you want to create your own life, time is natural. In a nutshell, you care about a thing, subconscious will make time for it. What is the most important think in your heart? tROuAYi]
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视频之家：一位农村空巢老人的年夜饭，看了非常难过，希望这位老奶奶健康长寿[心]tRWLDYjX
[A rural empty nest old man family reunion dinner, looked very sad, hope the grandma health and longevity tRWLDYjX [heart]]
知名搞笑幽默博主。商务洽谈QQ： ，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
李晨：请选出一位优胜者代表[喵喵]
[Please select a winner represent [meow]]
做一个人生的观光客
GEM鄧紫棋：今晚在新加坡❤️ #星和无线电视大奖#
[Tonight in Singapore ❤ ️ # # stars and television awards]
羅馬書「不要自己伸冤，寧可讓步，聽憑主怒。」
回忆专用小马甲：这是逛一天街，到家刚从鞋里捞出来的船袜，上脚两分钟就掉，踩的比熨的都平整，船袜对于我来说作用跟鞋垫差不多
[This is a day of shopping, just out of the home from the shoes ship socks, two minutes away on foot, step on than iron are flat, boat socks for my role as insoles]
《愿无岁月可回头》
人民日报：【夜读：今天的懈怠，都会变成明天打脸的巴掌】生活中，我们常说，“等忙完这段时间，我就去…”其实，今天不想做的事，往往明天也不会想做。一再拖延，我们就真的不会做了。我们一旦辜负了时间，时间也会辜负我们的期待。只有脚踏实地把握现在，才有触手可及的未来。 tRWLFiR
[The night the laches of today, will become tomorrows face slap 】 in the life, we often say that such as busy after this period of time, I will go to... In fact, today dont want to do, often dont want to do tomorrow. The delay, we really cant do. Once we failed to live up to the time, time also will live up to our expectations. Only down-to-earth grasp now there is within easy reach of the future. tRWLFiR]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
思想聚焦：有位网友的母亲去世了，丧葬期间他没流过几次泪，心里头也没有太悲伤的情绪。他很困惑，自己骨头里是不是个冷血的人？于是他发帖说了这个事…跟帖评论里有人安慰道：“至亲离去的那一瞬间通常不会使人感到悲伤，真正会让你感到悲痛的是打开冰箱的那半盒牛奶、那窗台上随风微曳的绿箩、那安静折叠在床上
[There is a net friends mother died, he didnt flow through tears several times during the funeral, the in the mind also not too sad mood. He is very confused, he is bone a cold-blooded person, or what? And he said this post... Some comfort in the comments the moment of their loved ones leave does not usually make people feel sad, really makes you feel sad that half a carton of milk is to open the refrigerator, the windowsill in the wind drag the green basket, the quiet folded on the bed]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
最神奇的视频：又是“富人看不上，穷人买不起”系列？ 但我感觉每个设计都好棒啊[憧憬] tRWLrxDS
[Disdain for the rich, the poor cant afford to buy series again? But I feel every design is great! [hope] tRWLrxDS]
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北京人不知道的北京事儿：看完泪目了，今生谁是最爱你的人？[泪] tRWPlUXc
[Watching the tears eyes, this life who is the person who love you? [in] tRWPlUXc]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
曼联新闻：【全场-曼联-哈德斯菲尔德】北京时间月日，赛季英超第轮，曼联做客约翰-史密斯球场对阵哈德斯菲尔德。上半场琼斯伤退，穆伊和德波伊特雷为哈德斯菲尔德各入一球。下半场曼联由拉什福德扳回一球，但最终依然落败，红魔吃到赛季首场失利。战报tRWLkIr
[【 whole - Manchester united - huddersfield 】 Beijing time, February nd season the first round of the premier league, Manchester uniteds John Smith stadium against huddersfield. Jones of injuries in the first half, jose DE wave and kuyt ray to huddersfield each into a ball. Pulled a goal back by rush at Manchester united in the second half, but in the end still defeat, the reds to their first defeat of the season. The grand tRWLkIr]
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勺布斯：“喜欢一个人，最开心的，是什么时候？”
“看到他的时候。”
[Like a man, the most happy, is what time? < br > to see him. ]
睡前一次轻阅读。合作请联系邮箱：wuliguohe@foxmail
汪东城：杀青愉快！[偷笑]
[Filming for happy! [laughing]]
經理人：綠芬姐。email「dongyiyanyi@qq」「dongyiyanyi@gmail」FB 汪東城Jiro鐵粉團 httpsm.facebookwangzfamily
六小龄童：纪录片《一带一路 重走玄奘路》第一季节目录制工作于今晚八时，在河南洛阳偃师玄奘大师故里全部圆满结束，敬请大家期待！衷心地感谢各位同道🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏@光影先生 @一品行的微博 @行者李一健 @大圣车服官微 @洛阳同城会 @洛阳同城 @偃师发布
[The documentary area along the way Retrace xuan zang road directory system work in the first season, tonight, in luoyang, henan yanshi master xuan zang home end of all, please look! 衷心地感谢各位同道🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏@光影先生 @一品行的微博 @行者李一健 @大圣车服官微 @洛阳同城会 @洛阳同城 @偃师发布 ]
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当时我就震惊了：你手机天气里的城市是哪里
[Where is your mobile phone weather in the city]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
郑秀文Sammi：其實，越简單的衣服，越真心喜欢。😻
[In fact, the simple clothes, the true love. 😻 ]
Woman
YouTube精选：【有温度的科技：稳定的勺子】特定疾病的患者（如帕金森症），或一些身体有缺陷者，难以在吃饭时保持手掌和手臂的平衡，往往导致勺子里的食物，不断掉出来…而这种Liftware Level勺子，不仅能够给运动障碍人士带来方便，更重要的是，保护了尊严。 tRIcFNC @科技view
[Temperature of science and technology stable spoon 】 【 specific disease patients (such as Parkinsons disease), or some body is flawed, the difficult to keep the balance of the palm of your hand and arm at the dinner table, often leads to the spoon in the food, and constantly fall out... And this kind of Liftware Level spoons, not only can bring convenience for people with movement disorders, and, more importantly, to protect the dignity. TRIcFNC @ the view of science and technology]
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蕭敬騰-LION獅子合唱團：在家陪小孩一天~累了~晚安~
[Home with kids ~ tired ~ goodnight ~ a day]
喜鵲娛樂 +--- chinafun.tw
画片集：多瑙河畔老建筑的对称之美。作者：Zsolt Hlinka
[The beauty of old buildings on the Banks of the Danube symmetry. Author Zsolt Hlinka]
微信公众号：huapianji 深圳摄影群
知呼酱：三个字证明你是哪个省的，不许出现地名！
[Three words to prove which province are you from, dont appear place! ]
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微博搞笑排行榜：今晚零点话题没有预告。别问我为什么[吃瓜]
[Zero point topic tonight without notice. Dont ask me why [eat the melon]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
二更视频：#二更夜聊# 说一说你和你朋友的群名叫什么
[# # more night chat say you and your friends name]
发现身边不知道的美
洛凡AdamEve：今天带我妈去逛街给她选了几身衣服，感觉我有做服装搭配师的潜质[喵喵]
[Today go shopping with my mother for her to choose a few clothes, feel I have potential as a clothing collocation division (mews)]
工作邮箱：luofan@ 公众号：aboutadameve
StyleLog：s内转发 好运会与你不期而遇。🙏🏻
[S inside forward good luck will be with you. 🙏🏻 ]
图片搜集自外网 无水印
秦昊Jeff：好久没视频弹唱了？
《恋曲》
晚安咯宝贝儿们。
tRWyhJoD
[Long time no video playing? < br > seven < br > good night cough up the baby. < br > tRWyhJoD]
工作chunshenggzs@ 春生杂货铺shop.taobao 微信langkeqinhao
阅读手册：“你啊 一定要明白
这是你生命中最好的年纪
身体健康 亲人安在 现世安稳
不要总因为一点小事心情就一团糟
有些情绪真的没必要 纯属庸人自扰
反正我们谁也别想活着从这个世界离开
所以笑一笑
只要死不了 其他又有什么大不了”
[You! Must understand < br > this is the best in your life age < br > in good health Relatives in secular secure < br > dont mood is a mess because a little thing < br > some emotions really not necessary Is much ado about nothing, < br > anyway, we live in this world who dont also want to leave smile < br > < br > so as long as wont die other whats the big deal]
在这里寻找片刻的安静。QQ
新京报：【南京机器人停车库：实现一键停车取车】近日，江苏南京现国内首个机器人停车库，在这个停车库里，停车、取车全都由机器人完成，车主只需原地站在出入口，就可以实现一键停车、取车。视频来源：（江苏卫视）tRWAmm
[A key to achieve [nanjing robot parking parking the car] recently, nanjing, jiangsu province is the first domestic robot parking garage, parking in the garage, parking, car are all completed by robot, owners need to stay calm in the entrance, a key to achieve can stop, take a car. jiangsu TV tRWAmm video sources]
一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。
噗嗤大叔：那些年红遍大街小巷的网络神曲！！如今听起来也是相当洗脑[doge] tRWLnnIf
[In those years across streets network divine comedy!!!! Today is quite sound brainwashed doge tRWLnnIf]
公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
衣锦夜行的燕公子：本年度的双十一，我目前确定要买的是：猫粮，猫罐头，猫砂，卫生棉条和厨房纸。
我必须重点推荐一下厨房纸，太好用了。无论是白糖糕拉在地板上的屎，还是端菜滴在地板上的油。厨房纸轻松擦干净。还可以垫在桌上吐骨头，擦拭外卖盒歪了流出来的汤汁，总之万能。
我现在连洗完脸，都不用毛巾擦（担心有螨
[This years double ten one, I am sure to buy is the cat food, canned cat, cat litter, tampons and kitchen paper. < br > I recommend one must focus on kitchen paper, is too good. Whether sugar cake of shit on the floor, or a side dish drops of oil on the floor. Easy clean kitchen paper. Can also pad spit bones on the table, wipe the take-out box on the flowing liquid, in short everything. < br > I now even washing a face, dont even have a towel (worried about mite]
世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。 因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。
新浪四川：#快来玩儿啊#双十一要来了，你钱包准备好了吗？据说，输入法会暴露你的消费观……[拜拜]
[# # o come and play with double tenth one is coming, are you ready for the wallet? It is said that the input method will expose your consumption... [bynum]]
新浪四川立足四川，辐射西南，为四川及西南地区网民提供本地特色资讯和国内外重要资讯。公众号：sinasc
江小爬LOVE：一位在德国的姐姐 自己搜集资料写的 真好 谢谢你们🙏对于生命的探索是共同的 也是永恒的～tRWLkbS
[A sister in Germany his written data collection is really good 谢谢你们🙏对于生命的探索是共同的 Eternal ~ tRWLkbS]
工作室邮箱JYY@hehehuayuan 工作联络田女士， 公益负责人齐女士邮箱：@
人民网：【致敬！他用血肉之躯捍卫余名居民生命安全[good]】特警战士张劼，被网友赞为“最帅男神”。在一场突击活动中，在罪犯要引爆液化气瓶的千钧一发之际，张劼选择第一个扑向罪犯，换来百余居民平安，而他的面部却被严重烧伤。岁月静好，是因有人为你负重前行。@二更视频 tROmTpXp
[【 hail! He more than flesh and blood to defend the residents life safety [good]] police soldiers jieren, by netizens praised as the most handsome god. In an assault, criminal to detonate liquefied gas bottle juncture, zhang jieren choose first pouncing on criminals, hundred residents in exchange for peace, but his face was badly burned. Years static good, because someone carry something for you. @ more video tROmTpXp]
报道全球 传播中国
新剧不能停：#郑容和# #李沇熹#【JTBC旅行剧《#The Package#》第集预告——笑笑走上前去吻了这个命中注定的男人～[喵喵]】tRWLkYkj
[# # # # Zheng Rong and 沇 li xi [travel JTBC dramas # The Package# in The first set of forecast - smile went up and kissed The doomed man ~ [meow]] tRWLkYkj]
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