2017年10月28日星期六

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    这个拍摄案例本身不让人心痛,评论里一票土豪说这个便宜死了才让人心痛...(吃着五块钱的臭豆腐的我含泪倒地)
[The case itself is not let a person heartache, comments one ticket local tyrants said this cheap died just let people heartache... (I ate five dollars of stinky tofu with tears fall on the ground)]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    回复@会长炒股[馋嘴][疑问]@会长炒股理论上年月日是全球股市大崩溃的时间节点!@但斌[心][鲜花][作揖][干杯][微风][心]@波涛扬:但总为人光明磊落,充满正能量[good][作揖][干杯]
[Reply @ President fry [available] [question] @ President fry theory (date) (month) (year) is a global stock market crash time node. @ but bin [heart] [flowers] [bowing] [drink] [wind] [heart] @ waves Yang but all is aboveboard, filled with positive energy [good] [bowing] [drink]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

吴昕:
    @杜海涛 生日快乐🎂🎊🎈🎉 一切随心,自在快乐!!恭喜你,三十而立👏👏👏👏👏👏 ​
[@杜海涛 生日快乐🎂🎊🎈🎉 一切随心,自在快乐!! 恭喜你,三十而立👏👏👏👏👏👏 ​]

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但斌:
    回复@-土包子--[挤眼]@-土包子--茅台事件我把你取关了,现在又重新关注回来了,实践是检验真理的唯一标准,但总经得住时间的考验。[good]
[Reply @ - bumpkin - [eye] @ - bumpkin, maotai events I take off you, and now refocus on back, practice is the sole criterion for testing truth, but always can stand the test of time. [good]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@年轻水手[鲜花][心]@年轻水手但总,为人正直无私[鲜花]@但斌[心][鲜花][作揖][干杯][微风][心]@波涛扬:但总为人光明磊落,充满正能量[good][作揖][干杯]
[Reply @ young sailor [flowers] [heart] but always @ young sailors, integrity selfless [flowers] @ but bin [heart] [flowers] [bowing] [drink] [wind] [heart] @ waves Yang but all is aboveboard, filled with positive energy [good] [bowing] [drink]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

孙燕姿:
    Dear 小王子,作品很棒!我们都做得好开心。希望更多人听得到!👍🏼🌻@生命樹_小王子能為燕姿寫歌真的是莫大的榮幸,聽見了她獨一無二的演繹方式,還有Kenn C.老師精彩的編曲,作品能夠被如此細心地對待真的好感動好感動[悲傷].. 希望大家會喜歡#孙燕姿跳舞的梵谷# #孙燕姿#
[Dear prince, the work is great! We are doing very happy. I hope more people hear! 👍🏼🌻@生命树_小王子能为燕姿写歌真的是莫大的荣幸,听见了她独一无二的演绎方式,还有Kenn C.老师精彩的编曲,作品能够被如此细心地对待真的好感动好感动[悲伤].. Hope you will like # stefanie sun dance of Vincent van gogh # # # stefanie sun]

但斌:
    [心][鲜花][作揖][干杯][微风][心]@波涛扬:但总为人光明磊落,充满正能量[good][作揖][干杯]
[[heart] [flowers] [bowing] [drink] [wind] [heart] @ waves Yang but all is aboveboard, filled with positive energy [good] [bowing] [drink]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    [心][鲜花]@中欧苹果:业绩、成长才是硬道理![心][鲜花]
[[heart] [a flower] @ china-eu apple performance, growth is the hard truth! [heart] [a flower]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    业绩推动,今晚美股是真正的暴涨!周末蓝筹股业绩继续出彩,估计下周大象🐘大概率继续跳舞![心][鲜花]十年见周期性股灾的说法害了很多人,A股、美股、港股很多人,包括专家都有这种看法与忧虑,哪有那么多大危机![污][挤眼] ​
[Results driven, U.S. stocks is the real boom tonight! 周末蓝筹股业绩继续出彩,估计下周大象🐘大概率继续跳舞! [heart] [A flower] ten years see cyclical crash that hurt A lot of people, A shares, stocks, Hong Kong, many people, including experts have the views and concerns, which have so much crisis! [pollution] [eye]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    不要熬夜[二哈]
[Dont stay up late ,]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

知乎:
    我是知乎,
知识让选择不再困难,双只为天猫打CALL。
#双来了# ​​​​

[I am zhihu, < br > knowledge make choice is no longer difficult, double only Tmall play CALL. < br > # # double comes]

发现更大的世界

微博搞笑排行榜:
    一人说一句萌萌哒骂人的话 _________________________________ ​
[One person said a lovely swear word _________________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

小野妹子学吐槽:
    推特上一位摄影师用实例告诉我们,有钱,真的可以为所欲为[跪了] ​
[Twitter, a photographer told us with a practical example, rich, really can do whatever you want] [kneeling]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

猫扑:
    哈哈哈两个班要打起来@你里添福嘟 我我我学校火了是吧[允悲][允悲][允悲]再补一张 tRWjUgA
[Ha ha ha in the two classes to play up @ you tian fu du Me I my school fire is [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] to fill a tRWjUgA]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

新浪新闻客户端:
    短信好可爱[哈哈]
[SMS so cute (ha ha)]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小野妹子学吐槽:
    恭喜@听说宇宙需要我 名用户获得【课程免单加美浓烧】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZN对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRWjBFF
[Congratulations @ heard the universe users need my name course from ChanJiaMei thick burn. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZN supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRWjBFF]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【老人送民警桔子放下就走 短信求“恕罪”[吃瓜]】月日,安徽宿松县一老大爷拿着一袋桔子到当地派出所户籍室,径直走向民警放下就走。日大爷给民警发短信:您那为人排忧解难的热情驱使我非这样,请恕我无罪喔!网友:当热情的你碰上任性的我[允悲]tRWjBYX ​
[The old man go down messages sent police orange o pardon [eat the melon]] month day, anhui SuSong county an old man holding a bag of oranges to the local police station residence room, go straight down to the police. Day big ye give police texts you can save a lot of problems that people passion drives I not do this, please forgive my innocence! Net friend when enthusiasm you meet wayward I allow sad tRWjBYX]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端:
    你怎么看?
[What do you think?]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【美团外卖员偷吃客户餐食又给吐回去 官方回应称已辞退】监控画面显示,美团外卖小哥在电梯里打开客人饭菜,吃了两口又吐在里面,随后又正常派送[吐]↓↓美团回应:目前涉事配送员已经找到,按美团外卖规章制度予以辞退。网友评论说:我看着看着,放下了手中的外卖[二哈]tRWjpuL ​
[【 Meituan take-away member customers ate meal has to spit back Official response that has fired 】 surveillance footage showed Meituan take-out little elder brother in the elevator opened the guest meals, eating two and spit inside, then the normal delivery [spitting] left left Meituan response currently involved marki have been found, according to the regulations Meituan take-away be dismissed. Comment said I watch, put his hand in the take-away tRWjpuL [two ha]]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    厉害[哆啦A梦吃惊]@八岁老阿姨_:真的小时候敲喜欢释小龙和赫邵文演的电影。[doge]
[Severe [doraemon surprised] @ eight old aunt _ really knock like little dragons and HeShaoWen play movies as A child. [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

知乎:
    #知乎小事# 「这是个真实的故事,这件事里的一切细节,是我昨日亲眼所见,并非听它人转述。请大家以悲悯的眼神,看这件事的无常,明辨是非。当事人表示倘从这惨事中消解,需费尽力气看穿这件事中所历凶险,和每个巧合中的至大艰深。『当洪水泛滥时,耶和华坐着为王。』」👉tRWjmCKM ​
[#知乎小事# 「这是个真实的故事,这件事里的一切细节,是我昨日亲眼所见,并非听它人转述。请大家以悲悯的眼神,看这件事的无常,明辨是非。当事人表示倘从这惨事中消解,需费尽力气看穿这件事中所历凶险,和每个巧合中的至大艰深。『当洪水泛滥时,耶和华坐着为王。』」👉tRWjmCKM ​]

发现更大的世界

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【郎永淳涉嫌危险驾驶罪被刑拘 已移送检察机关】据@北京日报 从北京交管部门证实,央视原主持人郎永淳涉嫌危险驾驶罪被警方刑事拘留,已经移送检察机关。月日时分许,郎某某驾车在朝阳区西大望路八王坟路口发生交通事故,酒精检测显示其血液内酒精含量为.mgml。 ​
[# # weibo communication radio [LangYongChun on suspicion of dangerous driving sin being detained has been transferred to the procuratorial organ 】 the @ Beijing daily From Beijing traffic administration confirmed that CCTV, the original host LangYongChun criminal detention by the police on suspicion of dangerous driving sin, have been transferred to procuratorial organ. In February nd, lang so-and-so driving in chaoyang district west DaWang Road BaWangFen road traffic accident, alcohol test shows its blood alcohol content is. MGML. ​]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

玩转instagram:
    Shanghai夜景[心] ​
[Shanghai night [heart]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

新浪汽车:
    #汽车电影院#很喜欢这个片段,看一次哭一次…… [心][心]黄渤在车外说的这番话,扎心了! tRWusFB ​
[# # the drive-in like the clips, see a cry for a time... [heart] [heart] Huang Bo outside the car said these words, the heart! tRWusFB]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

但斌:
    @净化周先生:亚马逊突然间拉开阿里巴巴近千亿市值
[@ purification zhou amazon suddenly opened alibaba nearly billions of market value]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    [笑cry]@鲁博棵教练:好家伙 今年但总真厉害啊 祝贺祝贺 价值投资元年祝福但总在未来A股注册制以后 挖掘出越来越多的好公司 到时我们也跟着喝喝汤过年过节也吃两块儿肉 [允悲][允悲][允悲]
[[laughing cry] @ LuBo head coach good boy But always is really bad this year Congratulations congratulations to the blessing of the first year of value investment but total a-shares after registration system in the future Dig up more and more good companies and then followed our drink, the Chinese soup and eat two block of meat [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    [污][挤眼]@CLL:但总,这让恨你的人如何是好?[挖鼻][鼓掌]
[[pollution] [eye] @ CLL, but always, let those who hate you what to do this? [one nose] [applause.]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    [干杯][心][微风][鲜花]@水酒书:远见。格局。[赞][鲜花][干杯]
[[drink] [heart] [wind] [flowers] @ liquor book a vision. Landscape. [who] [flowers] [drink]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【新兴职业上线!男子每天只需遛狗 月薪轻松过万[doge]】爱狗的小伙子彭群凌毕业以后,发现了商机自己创业,在长沙恒大雅苑小区开了一间工作室,每天几乎小时都和狗狗在一起,月收入过万↓↓彭群凌说他可以算得上是长沙职业遛狗第一人。网友:人遛狗,太拉风了↓↓tRWjQE ​
[The emerging professional on-line! Man, only need to walk the dog every day easily through a month [doge]] love dog young man graduated from Peng Qunling, found business opportunities into business for themselves, in changsha Evergrande villas village opened a studio, hours almost every day with the dog, monthly income of over million left left Peng Qunling said he was a changsha vocational the dog for a walk. Net friend the dog for a walk, very vain left left tRWjQE]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【新兴职业上线!男子每天只需遛狗 月薪轻松过万[doge]】爱狗的小伙子彭群凌毕业以后,发现了商机自己创业,在长沙恒大雅苑小区开了一间工作室,每天几乎小时都和狗狗在一起,月收入过万↓↓彭群凌说他可以算得上是长沙职业遛狗第一人。网友:人遛狗,太拉风了↓↓tRWjQE ​
[The emerging professional on-line! Man, only need to walk the dog every day easily through a month [doge]] love dog young man graduated from Peng Qunling, found business opportunities into business for themselves, in changsha Evergrande villas village opened a studio, hours almost every day with the dog, monthly income of over million left left Peng Qunling said he was a changsha vocational the dog for a walk. Net friend the dog for a walk, very vain left left tRWjQE]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪新闻客户端:
    幸亏做了这件事
[Thanks to did it]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【早上存银行万 下午只剩元!幸亏办卡时做了一件事 银行被判全赔】年月日上午,李先生将万元存入银行卡,下午,李先生到该银行柜台处转账,却发现,时分,自己这张卡被通过网银转出元,手续费元,余额只剩元↓↓吓得小编马上查了银行卡余额[衰]tRWjHpPU ​
[The deposit bank in the morning Only yuan afternoon! Thanks to handle card did a thing the bank was sentenced to compensate all 】 (date) (month) (year) in the morning, Mr Lee will be $ten thousand deposited in the bank card, in the afternoon, Mr. Li to transfer the bank counter, found that, their transfer this card is through the net silver yuan, poundage yuan, balance only yuan left left frighten small make up [failure] tRWjHpPU immediately checked bank card balance]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    转需!@活宝贝夏沫之殇 这个是真的,效果超好
[Turn to! @ baby summer foam regression of living This is true, the effect is very good]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

顶尖设计:
    巧妙的借位摄影 by Denis Cherim ​
[Clever a borrow photography by Denis Cherim]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

冷笑话精选:
    学习了[哆啦A梦吃惊]@奈何话唠先马一下@贴吧君收了@我的极品评论再也不怕快递出问题没地方投诉了@表情社真的很实用
[Learned [doraemon surprised] @ alternative words Lao ma first @ tieba jun received @ my best comments never afraid of the express no place to complain this problem @ expression club is really practical]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

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