冷笑话精选:
这里有一只棉花糖,好想撸[doge]tRWYM
[There is a cotton candy, really want to lu doge tRWYM]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
【最励志母女!妈妈成学姐 母女同上一校读研[赞]】@华中师范大学 音乐学院有一对特殊的研究生,她们是母女。因受爷爷的影响,去年吴悠和母亲一起考研攻声乐,没想到母亲比她先一步成功,今年,吴悠终于圆梦,成了自己母亲的小学妹,大家称她们为“最励志母女”。 楚天金报tRWvmupF
[The most inspirational and daughter! Mom into senior Mother and daughter last one school graduate [who]] @ at central China normal university, school of music has a pair of special student, they are mother and daugher. Because influenced by my grandfather, sugizo and mother last year ones deceased father grind of vocal music, never thought mother than her first step to success, this year, sugizo interpreta dream finally, was a primary school the younger sister of his own mother, we call them the most inspirational and daughter. Chutian tRWvmupF]
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明星的红唇造型让你跃跃欲试,却又担心太过火而hold不住?时尚君携手@兰蔻LANCOME 来为各位小仙女解决“红唇烦恼”!#超显白的口红# 兰蔻菁纯唇膏秋冬强势来袭,超强正红“斩星色”,让你爱上红唇!是时候来一次惊艳变身啦,转发并且评论你更喜欢哪一只,或者猜出图中明星的口红色号,抽...全文: m.weibo
[Star red lip shape make you itch to try, but can not worry too much and hold? To fashion king @ LANCOME LANCOME to solve red lip worry for each fairy! # # super show white lipstick lancome hemicyenine pure lipstick is a strong hit, qiu dong is super red star of color, make you fall in love with red lips! Its time to a stunning transformation, forward and comment which one you prefer, or guess the figure in the mouth of the star red, smoke... The full text m. eibo]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域微博汽车:
【开车玩手机玩进水塘,消防架梯救车主】月日,湖北黄冈一男青年驾车时因玩手机没掌控好方向盘,不慎连人带车冲进池塘差点溺亡。幸亏民警及时赶到,引导男子从车顶爬出。随后消防员搭建救生梯将其救起。 tRWWhO
[【 play mobile phones into the pond, fire ladder to save the owner] month day, hubei huanggang for playing mobile phone while driving a young man no good control of the steering wheel, careless people and cars rushed into the pond nearly drowned. Thanks to the policeman arrived in time, lead man to climb from the roof. Then firefighters structures, the lifesaving ladder to rescue it. tRWWhO]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞但斌:
党的十九大代表、住房和城乡建设部部长王蒙徽:将按照习近平总书记提出的定位,加快建立多主体供给、多渠道保障、租购并举的住房制度。
[The big party, minister of housing and urban-rural development Wang Menghui will according to xi jinping, general secretary of positioning, we will accelerate the establishment of a multi-agent supply, multi-channel support, hire purchase of housing system is given. ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
【一直推崇问责制的马斯克也没那么遭人烦】对特斯拉创始人马斯克来说,很多问题都可用裁员解决。据硅谷媒体《水星报》报道,特斯拉于上周五开始陆续开除-人,涉及到工程师、工厂工人及小组主管各部门,占整体员工数量%。马斯克曾承诺三季度生产辆Model ,但最后只生产出辆车,大大低于...全文: m.weibo
[【 has been promoting accountability musk was less people bother 】 for musk teslas founder, many problems can be layoffs. Silicon valley media reported the mercury, tesla on Friday also dismissed - people, involves engineers and factory workers and departments in charge of team, total number of employees %. Musk promised production in the third quarter car Model, but in the end only produce car, much lower than... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
【李开复:和他们比,你并没用心打造企业文化】我们曾在硅谷参观了各个伟大公司。去Airbnb我们真的是学到一个当头棒喝的文化,他的文化基本就三个字“be a host”。引导我们个人的位导游都是公司员工。为什么会有个导游?如果只一个,后面的人可能听不清楚,他们就是重视每一个人的体验。之后我们...全文: m.weibo
[[li and their ratio, you didnt build enterprise culture with your heart 】 weve visited many great companies in silicon valley. To reality we really learn a bang culture, his cultural basic three words be a host. To guide our personal tour guide are all company staff. Why is there a tour guide? If only one, the people behind could not hear you clearly, they are emphasis on each persons experience. After we... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人猫扑:
脑子里马上就想到了那句台词[允悲]“抱歉,__________”tRWgL
[Mind immediately think of the linesallow sad tRWgL sorry, but the...]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:但斌:
【丁磊:商人是对我最大的侮辱】我们看一个人的成功,不是看他有诺贝尔奖…我们看到的是有钱没钱,一个标准,悲剧啊。别人认为我有钱就是商人,这是对我最大的侮辱。我是企业家,还是一个非常有理想的企业家。企业家这三个字不是依靠钱来衡量的,它的背后有更高的价值要求。企业家不应一天到晚站在道德...全文: m.weibo
[【 ding businessman is to my biggest insult 】 we see a persons success, not see his Nobel Prize... We see the rich have no money, a standard, tragedy ah. Others thought I was rich businessman, this is the biggest insult to me. I am a entrepreneurs, is still a very good entrepreneurs. Entrepreneurs to measure these three words is not depend on money, behind it have higher value requirements. Entrepreneurs should not be a day to night stood on the moral... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人薛蛮子:
分享图片
[Share photos]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一但斌:
@heidaner:双标,妥妥的。懒得说他们!
[@ heidaner double standard, no problem. Dont say them!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
@老曾阿牛@国酒茅台官微 说你呢!你们到底是否按照市场定价?[笑而不语]
[@ old had pig @ Chinese wine maotai officer micro said you! Do you really according to the market price? [smiling without a word]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
@老曾阿牛老毛子和小日本对中国最坏![怒]
[@ old Vienna at once pig and small Japan to China the worst! [anger]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
@老曾阿牛这个支持! 让沙特那些邪教输出国破产!
[@ old have pig the support! Let those Saudi cult exporting countries bankrupt!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人小野妹子学吐槽:
号称是日本大学生物资源科学系最自由的一位学生...一个人走走停停到处翘课旅行[允悲]
[Where Japanese department of biological resources is the most free, a student... A person stop-and-go skip class travel everywhere [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。但斌:
@股道热肠也@梅新育嗯,台湾人民承受代价,为整个中华民族提供反面教训,堵死“伪统一”的口子,为长治久安奠定基础,……
[@ good Joe fields is also @ mei xinyu, well, the Taiwan people to bear the cost, provides the object lesson for the entire Chinese nation, barring the unified incision , lay a foundation for the long-term stability,...]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
@股道热肠也@郭群John转发微博
[@ good Joe fields is also @ Guo Qun John forwarded microblog]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人微博汽车:
恭喜@老曹Scorpio 名用户获得【沉香精品套装】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRWCsy
[Congratulations to @ old cao Scorpio users get [aloes fine suit]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform Supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRWCsy]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞一块去旅行:
黄昏时刻。
[At dusk. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:小米手机:
【#迪士尼专属主题# 正式上线】@小米主题 与@迪士尼中国 首度合作:迪士尼、皮克斯、漫威、星球大战中的经典形象,现在都可以定制为手机主题。大家可前往个性主题APP迪士尼专属主题区进行下载。转发微博,送出一台小米AI音箱。
[@ # # exclusive Disney theme is launched 】 【 millet theme and @ Disney China for the first time cooperation, Disney and pixar, diffuse, the Star Wars classic image, can now be customized for mobile theme. You can go to personality subject APP Disney exclusive area to download. Forwarding microblogging, send out a millet AI speakers. ]
探索黑科技,为发烧而生。但斌:
@聚鑫:难道不是一家公司[挤眼]
[@ poly xin [eye] isnt a company]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人汽车之家:
#家家新闻##宝骏#【定位于紧凑型SUV 宝骏官图正式发布】日前,我们从上汽通用五菱官方获得了一组宝骏的官图。新车定位于一款全新的紧凑型SUV,并运用了宝骏全新的平行动态设计语言(Linear Dynamic)。据悉,该车将在月日开幕的广州车展正式亮相,并有望于年正式上市。...全文: m.weibo
[# every news # # # baojun 【 locate in figure released compact SUV baojun officer 】 recently, we get a set from wuling official baojuns figure. New car in a new compact SUV, and using the baojun brand new parallel Dynamic design language (Linear Dynamic). It is reported that the car will be on the date of the opening of the guangzhou auto show debut, is expected to officially listed in years. ... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。优酷:
他们每天奋战在生死线上,争分夺秒与死神较量,手上是沉甸甸的生命寄托,心里装的是爱与责任,他们就是急诊科医生!月日#优酷急诊科医生#即将与大家见面,准备好走进他们的世界了吗?[心][心][心]#张嘉译# @王珞丹 @江珊
[Every day they battle between life, race against time and death, his hand is heavy on life, the in the mind is filled with love and responsibility, they are the emergency doctor! # # February nd youku er physicians will meet with you, ready to walk into their world? [heart] [heart] [heart] # jiayi zhang # @ @ where my king been Dan]
猫扑:
【猫扑淘宝双十一 红包送你买买买[太开心]】从今天的点已经开始可以抢红包了,你去试手气了么?有没有领到大红包呢?[喵喵]
月日至月日,复制¥OpKoiuiI¥打开手机淘宝,每天都可领取红包(•̀◡•́)
也可使用淘宝app扫描下方二维码或者戳→tROFemzF,领取双红包,...全文: m.weibo
[【 mop taobao put a red packets to send you to buy buy buy [quite happy]] from todays point already can grab a red envelope, you go to tempt fate? Is there any to big red envelopes? [meow] < br > day, month to month copy RMB OpKoiuiI RMB phone open taobao, every day can receive red envelopes (• ̀ ◡ ́) < br > also can use taobao app scan the qr code below or stamp - tROFemzF, receive double red envelopes,... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:新浪汽车:
#车迷猜猜猜#看车灯猜车型,是不是老司机猜猜就知道[doge]
[# # fans guess to see light guess model, can we know that old driver guess [doge]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。但斌:
@禾子爱美食_坚信价值港资[疑问]
[@ food grain son love _ believe value hong kong-invested [question]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
@马喆-mazhe回复@羊总之花菜炒蟹谢谢羊总关心!最近确实犯懒了,写得东西也少了。@羊总之花菜炒蟹羊总很期待:马先生,周末,能写一点,对现在的茅台,的感悟~~
[@ 马喆 - mazhe reply @ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab thank you always care about! Recently committed lazy, write something less. @ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab sheep always look forward to Mr Ma, weekend, can write a little, for now the maotai, feeling ~ ~]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
[赞]@东方教主阿拉伯的穆斯林也开始好这一口了……[笑cry]
[[who] @ hierarch east Arab muslims are good this a... [laughing cry]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
转心灵点滴:
心中黑暗的人,他的世界不会有光明;内心丑恶的人,他的世界不会有善良;心思多疑者,他的世界不会有真诚;心里傲慢者,他的世界不会有尊崇。柔和者,自然善良。大度者,自然超脱。深远者,自然开阔。有容者,自然悦乐。
[To mind a little < br > in the heart of the dark, his world there would be no light; Inner ugly man, his world there would be no good; His mind sceptics, the world does not have a sincere; Arrogant person in his heart, his world there will not be exalted. Soft, natural goodness. Generous, natural detachment. Deep, open nature. Next, pleasing nature. ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人冷笑话精选:
给需要的人[并不简单]@贴吧君@小仙女呀---先🐎着 总会用到
[给需要的人[并不简单]@贴吧君@小仙女呀---先🐎着 ZongHuiYongDao]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!东方航空:
今天是小联@中国联合航空有限公司 岁生日,一起为联航周岁生日打call。关注@中国联合航空有限公司,并且带话题#联航生日快乐# 留言,符合要求的留言里选两位小伙伴个送出精美机模一份[挤眼]
[Today is little league @ China united airlines co., LTD., birthday, play call for united birthday together. Focus @ China united airlines co., LTD., and with the topic # # united happy birthday message, conform to the requirements of the message, choose two elegant tools and a friend a sent [eye]]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海,是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年,以原东航集团公司为主体,在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合,东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主,通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。猫扑:
这对韩国情侣又来啦!每次林拉拉和男朋友约会结束,男朋友都会依依不舍地送她回家,就像偶像剧里的男女主角,或许这就是爱情的模样吧。。擦。。擦郎嘿。。 tROFyqh (via松鼠视频
)
[The south Korean couples come again! Every time lala Lin end of a date with her boyfriend, her boyfriend will drive her home reluctantly and sick at like the stars in the idol drama, perhaps this is the look of love.. Clean.. Hey.. TROFyqh (via squirrel video < br >)]
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#家家新闻##Aventador S Roadster特别版#【限辆 Aventador S Roadster特别版发布】日前,兰博基尼在日本正式发布了Aventador S Roadster Japan特别版车型,该车将限量打造辆,而辆新车的主题各有不同,分别为风、火、空、地、水,并且对应了白、红、银、绿、蓝五种颜色搭配黑色的渐变涂装。在活...全文: m.weibo
[# # # Aventador Roadster S every news special edition # 【 a Aventador Roadster S limited special edition release 】 a few days ago, lamborghini officially released in Japan Aventador Roadster S Japan special edition models, the car will be limited to build cars, and the theme of the new car is different, respectively, the wind, fire, air, land, water, and corresponding to the white, red, silver, green, and blue five kinds of color is tie-in black gradient coating. In live... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
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