小野妹子学吐槽：
看评论找同乡系列，流过你城市的那条大河叫什么？...我先来，伊通河。
[To read the comments to find fellow series, the big river flows through your city name? ... I come first, ytong river. ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
李冰冰：同学合影继续走起～这刷的不是合影，是留恋！是不舍！是感恩！是情怀！是内什么太自恋！[害羞][偷笑][哈哈]第一次觉得九宫格太少啦！建议小浪改成宫，你们同意不？😜😜
[Classmates together to continue to start ~ this brush is not a photo, is miss! Is dont give up! Is Thanksgiving! Is the mood! What is the internal too narcissism! [shy] [laughing] [ha ha] for the first time feel scratchable latex too little! Suggested that small waves into a palace, you dont agree? 😜😜 ]
人民日报：【教你用方框画出小动物】咦~小动物们今天有点方！周末，和孩子一起画起来吧~@合家欢阿欢阿欢
[【 teach you with draw the box of animal 】 hey ~ animals a little party today! At the weekend, and children together to draw up o ~ @ family huan huan]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
英国报姐：#别人的男友#甜腻cry！天涯上一小哥即将出国留学，给爆爱粉红豹的女票一个大大的惊喜。霸气扫空了某店的粉红豹玩偶，扎堆在女票的房间！ 咳...狗粮吃饱了，掐指一算上百只粉红豹，一定很贵吧？果然会花钱花精力哄女票的，都别人家的男朋友。。。[拜拜]看完后，想想你家那位都做了什么？[二哈][二哈]
[Boyfriend, # # others sweet greasy cry! On the end of the world a little elder brother is about to go abroad to study, to love the pink panther female tickets for a big surprise. Swagger and empty one shop pink panther dolls, gather in female ticket room! Well... Dog food to eat, choke refers to a calculate hundreds of pink panther only, must be very expensive? So he can spend money energy coax women ticket, all other peoples boyfriend... [bynum] after the play, think about your house that do? [two ha] [two ha]]
国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
思想聚焦：世界最美的个地方，谁会陪你一起去看？
[The most beautiful one in parts of the world, who will accompany you go to see? ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
财经网：【顺丰正式上线“丰密面单” ：收寄人信息都不显示】“丰密面单”不仅可对姓名、电话等敏感字段进行隐藏，并且客户的地址信息也会由编码代替。顺丰收派员通过手持终端的“一键呼叫”功能联系客户，客户接收到的将是统一的××××专属电话。tROHnat
[【 motion is launched wealth alone Posting information are not display 】 wealth single not only to hide sensitive fields such as name, phone number, and the customer will be replace by encoding the address information. Along the harvest to send through the handset a button called function to contact customers, clients receive exclusive telephone will be unified x x x x. tROHnat]
商务合作： 廖先生 QQ ： 邮箱：kailiao@caijing
日出的小太阳：画的赶有很多bug，大家答应我看到也要当作无事发生好吗(＞人＜;)
[Draw out a lot of bugs, everyone I see also promised to do as nothing happened, please (> <) ]
年月之前不接稿了(●′ω`●) 专注视奸太太们的相册三十年，所有图禁止转出微博，不开放授权包括空间相册啥的
刘亦菲：群妖确定脑子没有“瓦特”？为最后一个小帅哥拍手[羞嗒嗒][羞嗒嗒][羞嗒嗒][羞嗒嗒][污]#二代妖精#
[Group monster head no w? Clap your hands for the last a little handsome boy [shame clicking] [shame clicking] [shame clicking] [shame clicking] [pollution] # # the demon]
当时我就震惊了：吴彦祖真的是实在，无法反驳[跪了][跪了][跪了]
[Daniel wu is really, really compelling] [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
全球创意搜罗：让旧物焕然一新的实用小技能，生活妙招，马给勤快的你！[耶]tRCHRTVM
[Let old a new practical small skills, life tips, the horse to hard-working you! [and] tRCHRTVM]
★ 好奇的小眼睛，致力于发现生活最有趣的创意。商务洽谈QQ：，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
韩国me2day：【Twitter】#EXO# #SUHO# 在官网更新图片,和EXO-L分享自己的旅行的小哥哥~超级帅~[憧憬]
[Twitter # # EXO# SUHO# in the website updated pictures, share their travel and exobiology - L little brother ~ super handsome ~ [hope]]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
噗嗤大叔：有哪些让你相见恨晚的 PPT 神·器？
[What makes you brief encounter of PPT, god? ]
公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
视频之家：岛国健身指导达人传授“秒扭腰运动”小绝招，直击腹肌，相当于做次仰卧起坐的锻炼效果，还是女神新垣结衣亲自一同示范...不管了，先马了再说[跪了]tROHAUWT
[Island nation fitness instructors teaching s wriggled movement small trick, blunt abdominal muscle, equivalent to do sit-ups exercise effect, or a goddess new walls and clothes personally demonstration together... No matter the first horse say [kneeling] tROHAUWT]
知名搞笑幽默博主。商务洽谈QQ： ，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
新浪娱乐：[蜡烛]乔任梁于年前的月日在法国巴黎圣母院前拍摄电视剧的片场照曝光，乔任梁身穿白色风衣与粉丝合影露出阳光笑容，让人恍如隔世。tROHZk
[[candle] kimi from years ago, before the Notre Dame DE Paris, France television set exposure, kimi photo show the sunshine smile, wearing a white coat with fans if suddenly met. tROHZk]
新浪娱乐
英国报姐：小宝宝因为想妈妈一直在哭。爸爸想了好多辙都没用，直到他把妈妈的衣服递给了宝宝。这个反应好萌好治愈[心]
tROHyrUX
[Baby because my mother was crying. Dad want to a lot of damages are useless, until he pass the baby mothers clothes. The reaction of good cure [heart] < br > tROHyrUX]
国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
一支上上签：接下来五天内，你做的事情，都能成功
[Over the next five days, what you do, can be successful]
是你的一支上上签
新浪网球：#天津赛# 【莎娃打破个月冠军荒 赢复出后首冠】@天津公开赛 持外卡出战的莎娃克服首盘-和次盘-落后，最终以--()力克岁的白俄罗斯新秀萨巴伦卡，打破个月冠军荒的同时也继年布里斯班赛后再夺硬地赛桂冠，这是她第二次在中国登顶（中网）也是生涯第冠tROHUAtI
[The # # tianjin 【 sharapova break months trophy drought Win back first champions league] @ tianjin open Sharapova a wildcard battle to overcome the first - and - behind, with a final - (rick), belarus rookie, barron card, break months title drought as well as following after the game to win hard court in Brisbane crown, this is her second summit in China (China) is also the first champions league career tROHUAtI]
新浪网球频道官方微博，覆盖国内外网球赛事报道，国内最权威的网球资讯平台。
Happy张江：暴强#叠衣服#技巧，不同的衣服用不同的方法，太实用了，再也不担心衣柜乱糟糟了[赞]tROHAwaY
[Violently strong # # folding laundry skills, different clothes in different ways, is too practical, no longer worried about chest mess tROHAwaY [who]]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
邢晓瑶：怎么办！一生气就会脏话充到脑血管牵扯到浑身神经都想骂cnm，以后不能再骂人了，对，尤其是人家的爹妈，人可以傻逼，但不能骂人家家人！这样不讲理！嗯！谨记谨记！希望大家监督我！我要管住我的嘴巴！对不起对不起！以后一定一定改掉喜欢问候家人的脏话，但，贼鸡巴六可不可以不归为脏话？是赞赏。
[How to do! An angry will swear words to cerebrovascular filling involving all the nerve to scold CNM, later cant call names, for, especially their parents, who can be silly, but it cant swear every person! So unreasonable! Well! Remember, remember! I hope you supervise me!!!!!!! I want to hold my mouth! Im sorry Im sorry! Will must break like regards to your familys dirty words, but, the thief dick six can not as dirty words? Is appreciated. ]
工作邀约发邮件到yaoyaodaye@，INS：xingxiaoyao
北京人不知道的北京事儿：通过显微镜，观察到身体内的白血球攻击寄生虫！突然好感动。。。不要放弃自己，因为还有亿万个细胞在默默保护着你，所以一定要对自己好一点儿！[心]
[Observed by microscope, white blood cells attack parasites within the body. Suddenly so touching... Dont give up on yourself, because there are millions of cells in silently protect you, so must a bit better to oneself! [heart]]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
回忆专用小马甲：推主Kekeflipnote把一些动物的瞬间做成了小动画，又萌又魔性，第二张的猫头鹰太逗了[允悲]
[Moment of main Kekeflipnote push some animals into a small animation, sprout and ones, the second owl too funnyallow sad]
《愿无岁月可回头》
孟瑞：今天苏州下雨了，下雨最适合想念～
[Today in suzhou, rain, rain is most suited to miss ~]
商务合作：邵小姐：
Sinbounboun：[奥特曼][奥特曼][奥特曼]
喜欢吗？已经出了一批货[笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语]
限量的鼠标垫🖱️
真爱粉一定要得到！！
想要的点个👍。我好看下我准备的数量够不够[允悲]
[[she] [she] [she] < br > like it? 已经出了一批货[笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语]
限量的鼠标垫🖱️
真爱粉一定要得到！！
想要的点个👍。 I good Im going to have enough quantity to [allow sad]]
私信太多 售后问题请联系客服 投诉建议请私信
张卫健：如果大家有空来香港玩的话，我介绍大家去一家非常非常平民化的餐厅，他们的炖蛋（甜品） ，炒蛋真是一绝！全天候排队就是为了一尝它的嫩！我常去！也在那边跟无数游客们拍过合影😜下次如果在那边碰见我，拿出我这一则微博给我看，我马上跟你合影😜😜😜😜😜
[If you have time to Hong Kong to play, I introduce you to a restaurant with very, very common, their egg stew (dessert), scrambled eggs is a special skill! Round-the-clock queue is the tender for a taste of it! I often go to! 也在那边跟无数游客们拍过合影😜下次如果在那边碰见我，拿出我这一则微博给我看，我马上跟你合影😜😜😜😜😜 ]
工作邀約請連絡经纪公司- 北京多乐思文化传媒有限公司，經紀人Monday先生 邮箱：DK_DLS@
伊能靜：我真的抓不住她⋯⋯⋯⋯。
话说回来，谁能抓住风呢？
即使穿上了翅膀外套，还是赶不上风的速度。
秦米粒小姐，今天也依然一样，如飓风过境，晃晕了眼睛。
[心]
[I really cant catch her........ < br > < br > then again, who can grasp the wind? < br > < br > even if put on the coat wings, or couldnt catch up with the speed of the wind. < br > < br > miss qin rice, today is still the same, such as hurricanes, opened his eyes to stun. < br > < br > [heart]]
用最安静的力量，穿过人世。以音乐以歌以文字，疗愈生命。（工作訊息-- 于先生）
环球时报：【外国网友晒中国产LED“电风扇” 酷炫D效果引围观[doge]】近日，外国网友在社交媒体上发文称，他们在此前的中国之行中带回了一样非常酷的物件，带有D效果的LED电扇。对此，外国网民纷纷表示，这也太cool了！太棒了！不少网友更是展开了花式求购模式[doge]（观察者网）tROHpci
[【 foreign net friend fan cool bask in chinese-made LED D LED onlookers [doge]] recently, foreign friends on social media that they brought back as in the previous trip to China is very cool, LED fan with D. To this, foreign netizens have said, its too cool! Thats great! Many netizens are launched a fancy for patterns [doge] tROHpci network (observer)]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
冷笑话精选：GIF中加入两条竖线，图片里的人物移动遮盖住白线的时候，就会产生D效果！这个好玩！[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[GIF to add two vertical lines, the main characters in the picture mobile cover white lines, can produce D effect! This fun! [doraemon surprised]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
共青团中央：【巾帼不让须眉！川妹子维和一年，获“和平荣誉勋章”[good]】@成都大学 张钦大二时参军入伍，入伍第三年代表祖国远赴非洲执行维和任务。今年，中国第三批赴南苏丹维和步兵营全体官兵被授予联合国维和部队的最高荣耀“和平荣誉勋章”。“这个世界有很多地方并不和平，总要有人站出。”@封面新闻
[Women dont let a man! Sichuan sister peacekeeping year, won the peace medal of honor [good]] @ chengdu university Chang chin sophomore joined the army, in the third year of military representatives of ZuGuoYuan African peacekeeping missions. This year, Chinas third batch to all officers and soldiers in south Sudan peacekeeping infantry battalion was awarded the United Nations peacekeeping force peace medal of honor the highest glory. This world there are many places do not peace, always someone stand out. @ cover news]
一起神回复：学霸和学渣在家里的地位，哈哈哈哈我觉得这有失公平[doge]
[Excellent students and poor students in the home position, ha ha ha ha, I think this is unfair [doge]]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。
中国书画诗词院：【 溥儒 · 指纹牛 … 】
[Cattle... 】 【 PuRu, fingerprint]
一字一方圆，一笔一江山;一点一春色，一抹一冬寒;一心一世界，一生一百年，中国书画。
人民网：【女子捡到化妆包后失主找来：当垃圾扔了】小黄骑共享单车时，把化妆包落在车筐里，里面有价值多元的化妆品，通过监控和客服，联系到捡走包的小姜，小姜称她将化妆包保存到点，没人来领就扔了。经调解小姜赔元。@黄金眼 tROSOPfX
[【 woman picked up after makeup bag owner to when the garbage 】 yellow bike ride share, left my makeup bag in the basket, with diversified values inside cosmetics, through monitoring and customer service, to pick up package version, version called her to save cosmetic bag to point, nobody come and take away. Yuan through mediation version to compensate. @ tROSOPfX gold eyes]
报道全球 传播中国
X玖少年团--郭子凡G-Ziven：🌤周六...... 起床
🚇地铁......🚇
西土城路 到 亮马桥
买了电脑好像再也没打开过......
......
附视频一则tROHGUS
[🌤周六...... 起床
🚇地铁...... 🚇
西土城路 亮马桥
买了电脑好像再也没打开过...... < br >... < br > attached video a tROHGUS]
小透明学生一枚！工作联系X_work@
旅行酱：我所馋的香港 I 献给吃货的一份香港美食地图
[What I admire in Hong Kong I a Hong Kong food to swathes of the map]
世界那么大我们一起去旅行 微博攻略均来自粉丝投稿 合作 QQ
银教授：《为什么恋爱不如跳舞》
恋爱＝心动
跳舞＝行动
心动不如行动
由此可得，恋爱不如跳舞
[Why is better than love to dance, < br > < br > = love dance move < br > < br > = action echocardiography action < br > so, love is better than dancing]
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