哈哈哈哈笑场了tRKcBf（via夏木帆）
[Ha ha ha ha laugh tRKcBf (via Xia Mufan)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
南方都市报：【宁泽涛破全国纪录夺冠 距亚洲纪录仅.秒！[威武]】月日，@宁泽涛 出战昆士兰短池游泳赛，在米自由泳比赛中，宁泽涛以秒夺冠，不仅刷新了个人最好成绩，也打破了他自己保持的全国短池米纪录，距亚洲纪录仅差.秒。@CCTV tRKWSsx
[【 NingZeTao broken the national record Is apart from the Asian record. Only seconds! [power]] month day, @ NingZeTao in Queensland, short course swimming, in m freestyle, NingZeTao in seconds, not only refresh the personal best, also broke the national short meters record kept himself, from the Asian record. Only seconds. @ CCTV tRKWSsx]
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薛蛮子：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
尼尼刀刀：都说大树底下好乘凉 但与其这样不如自己成为一颗大树 根深蒂固 茁壮成长 可以面对承受更大的狂风暴雨 不经历风雨☔如何赢的更好的明天[拳头][拳头][拳头][拳头]
[Great trees are good for nothing but shade But with such as oneself become a big tree entrenched thrive Can face under more severe winds and torrential rains Do not experience wind and rain ☔ how to win a better tomorrow [fist] [fist] [fist] [fist]]
老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时，关键是我们如何利用它^o^
冷笑话精选：前方一大波僵尸正在来袭[doge]
[In front of a big Bob zombies are struck [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【贾静雯夫妇不在家 梧桐妹带咘咘看小黄人[太开心]】近日修杰楷和贾静雯近日到忙着飞来飞去到处工作，而这段日子梧桐妹也就兼任起爸妈的角色，在家里陪着咘咘和Bo钮x↓↓除了前几天一起跳舞以外，日还带着妹妹去看小黄人玩得不亦乐乎，梧桐妹大长腿抢镜↓↓超有爱[心]tRKWNdV
[The four couples not at home Wutong sister take 咘 咘 see yellow people [quite happy]] recently JieJie and four recently to work in the busy flying around, and these days wutong younger sister also concurrently hold up the role of parents, in the home accompanied 咘 咘 and Bo button x left left except for a few days ago dance together, day also play with sister go to see the yellow people, wutong big sister long legs rob mirror left left super love tRKWNdV [heart]]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
ZAKER：【乐视否认老贾在美有多栋别墅 是办公室】 被富贵了？乐视否认贾跃亭在美有多栋别墅，称其是乐视汽车驻美办公室>你信吗 tRKWtRc
[【 Letv deny old jia in the United States have more villas Office 】 be rich? Letv denied Jia Yueting how villa, in the United States says it is > Letv cars in America office you letter tRKWtRc]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
微博搞笑排行榜：噗哈哈哈哈 @那个凉PP你看这个石头它又方又沉，就像这个刺刀他又尖又长
[Poof ha ha ha ha @ the cool PP you see its side and the stone sink, like the bayonet he is sharp and long]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
冷笑话精选：吸…吸猪么？[二哈]@贴吧君可爱如我@啤酒花的脸精哇！@超不酷少女 猪妈这里好多猪猪哎@赖罐霖噢妈呀！@甜兔哥@雪几把球转发微博
[Suction... Sucking pig? [two ha] @ stick a cute if I @ hops face fine wow! @ super cool girl Pig can many pig ah here mom @ lai lam oh mama! Sweet rabbit elder brother @ @ snow a few the ball forward]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我是个后妹子，现在有个追求者，两个后，个后，他们经济以及和我相处还不错。我想知道他们四个在床上的表现怎样，再决定和谁在一起。因为我觉得除了相处，性也是感情婚姻很重要的一点。我要用什么办法才能短时间知道他们个的床品，但是不伤害到他们？金山：有颗慈悲心好啊，...全文： m.weibo
[After # # jinshan night listening to a friend Im a sister, now have a suitor, after two, after, their economy and I get along well. I want to know how the performance of the four of them on the bed, and then make a decision and who together. Because I feel in addition to get along with, sexual and emotional marriage is very important. I want to use any way to know them a short time of bed is tasted, but not harm them? Jinshan have a heart of compassion good,... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
新浪新闻客户端：孩子的心理阴影得多大啊[伤心][伤心]
[How dear child psychological shadow [sad] [sad]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：【男子当着孩子的面杀妻劫车逃跑】月日下午，河北张家口怀安县一男子当着孩子的面，在街头将妻子杀死。孩子奋力拍打男子，男子仍一刀刀向妻子刺去，杀死后疑似欢呼[怒]↓↓随后男子劫车逃跑，与一车追尾↓↓日凌晨，犯罪嫌疑人被抓↓↓tRKWHYG
[The man in front of the kids kill wife carjacking escape 】 month days afternoon, hebei zhangjiakou huaian a man in front of the kids, killed his wife in the street. Child struggled to beat man, the man still YiDaoDao thrust to his wife, after killing suspected [anger] joy left left carjacking escape, then man with a car collision left left day in the morning, left left tRKWHYG suspects detained]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
一块去旅行：小时候看过那么僵尸片，你知道为什么僵尸都是清朝的吗？ 视频来自@意公子 tRKSAE
[When I was a child read the zombies, do you know why the zombie is the qing dynasty? Video from @ childe tRKSAE]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
新浪新闻客户端：【嘻哈侠面临淘汰？制作人点评再引骂战】日晚，《中国有嘻哈》上演精彩对决！TT&卓卓太惊艳，歌词超感动↓↓和鬼卞battle的Jony J因再忘词惨被淘汰，吴亦凡连连叹息↓↓不可思议的是hiphopman因英文过多疑被淘汰，网友纷纷抱不平↓↓不知未亮相的PG one下周将如何惊艳全场↓↓tRKWTOZI
[【 hip-hop man facing elimination? Producer review again to scold war 】 Tuesday night, China has a hip hop exciting showdown! TT & dzodzo too amazing, lyrics moved left left and ghost bian battle which Jony J due to forget the word miserably to be eliminated, wu queer much left left incredibly hiphopman because English too suspicious to be eliminated, the net friend to be outraged by an injustice left left I dont know how to not appearance of PG one next week will be amazing full left left tRKWTOZI]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
星巴克北京：给你的星冰乐加一点点盐，可可和海盐融合的味道，你尝过吗？再加上顶部丝滑的奶油，让嚼得到的海盐风味糖粒融合奶香和可可，这一杯，你想和谁分享？
[Give your frappuccino to add a little salt, cocoa and the smell of sea salt fusion, have you tried? Plus the top silky cream, get chewed a sea salt flavor milk and cocoa sugar grain of fusion, this a cup, do you want to share with who? ]
星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。
冷笑话精选：泰国神广告！女生的各种失恋症状…
哈哈哈哈哈哈这都可以的？？？[允悲]
tRKWYdMK
[Thai advertising god! Girls all sorts of lovelorn symptoms... < br > ha ha ha ha ha ha this can??????? [allow sad] < br > tRKWYdMK]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#出行生活# 拖拉机说：飚一下？tRKAMbiP
[Travel life # # tractor said MAO once? tRKAMbiP]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：极限男人帮本周聚首佛山，搅动风云！凌晨两点被迫“闻鸡起武”，被唐僧师徒的迷幻笑弄醒的@沙溢 ，被尖嘴的鸡吓到落荒而逃的艺兴…充满“惊喜”的“起床大戏”接连上演[笑cry]随后的擂台比武，更是前途未卜，#张艺兴翻盘# 能否实现？“武林盟主”将花落谁家？#优酷极限挑战# 今晚揭晓答案[心]
[The limit man help meet in foshan this week, in a matter of minutes. At two o clock in the morning was forced to smell chicken wu, be tangs monk teacher and pupil psychedelic laugh wake @ ShaYi, the chicken pointed mouth frighten be defeated and flee of art and... Get out of bed full of surprise drama nail-biting [laugh cry] subsequent challenge tournament, but faces an uncertain future, # # lay pull away can be fulfilled? Wu lin’s leader who will be? # # youku limit challenge your answer tonight [heart]]
Autobeta汽车杂志：大哥你也算是装逼界的一朵奇葩了[允悲] tRKWYZZ
[Eldest brother you are a rarity in the force boundary of the [allow sad] tRKWYZZ]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
新浪新闻客户端：【渡边谦承认出轨 神隐月后向患癌妻子道歉】日本影帝渡边谦月底被曝光不伦恋，和小岁的女生交往年，亲密私照外流↓↓神隐个月后，日他召开记者会表示“报道都是事实”，两人交往年现已分手，对不起患癌妻子↓↓早前渡边谦曾被曝劈腿女现场铁证↓↓tRKWYvi
[【 Ken watanabe admitted cheating Hidden month later apologized to cancer wife 】 the Japanese actor Ken watanabe the end of the month was exposed not Aaron love, and the little girl contacts, at the age of intimate private according to flight left left hidden months later, he told a news conference reports are the facts, two people break up now, Im sorry cancer wife left left earlier Ken watanabe had had again left left tRKWYvi cheating on female site]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
卢健生：#晒晒旧照片# 二十年前的我和他。
[# in old photos # years ago he and me. ]
视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO
小浪同学爱吐槽：【渡边谦承认出轨 神隐月后向患癌妻子道歉】日本影帝渡边谦月底被曝光不伦恋，和小岁的女生交往年，亲密私照外流↓↓神隐个月后，日他召开记者会表示“报道都是事实”，两人交往年现已分手，对不起患癌妻子↓↓早前渡边谦曾被曝劈腿女现场铁证↓↓tRKWjBbU
[【 Ken watanabe admitted cheating Hidden month later apologized to cancer wife 】 the Japanese actor Ken watanabe the end of the month was exposed not Aaron love, and the little girl contacts, at the age of intimate private according to flight left left hidden months later, he told a news conference reports are the facts, two people break up now, Im sorry cancer wife left left earlier Ken watanabe had had again left left tRKWjBbU cheating on female site]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
南方都市报：【猪厂断电没风扇，千头二师兄中暑了】月日，江苏宿迁因降雨断电，有几千头猪的养猪厂内温度升高，氨气味重。许多猪出现晕眩，老板紧急报警。 @江苏消防 赶到给猪洒水降温，二师兄们恢复了活力。 还有什么是万能的消防员做不到的？tRKpWbIm
[【 pig power plant fans, one thousand head two seniors heatstroke] month day, jiangsu suqian power because of the rain, there are thousands of pigs, pig farm in temperature, ammonia smell. Many pigs appeared dizziness, the boss of emergency alarm. @ jiangsu fire to get to the pig water cooling, two seniors to restore the vitality. What is a universal firefighters do? tRKpWbIm]
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MIUI：「 MIUI官方问答第 场 」你还想问什么问题？欢迎在评论中留言。#向MIUI提问# tRKWjAQ
[Beautiful MIUI official answers the first field what problems do you still want to ask? Welcome to leave a message in the comments. # # ask beautiful MIUI tRKWjAQ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
但斌：@静娅_所谓历史就是权力游戏的历史@郭国谊 [酷]
[@ static her _ so-called history is the history of the power game @ Guo Guoyi [cool]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回来才最有说服力！[挤眼]@alpl：真事隐去,用“贾语村言”@李正曦Sissi @冰克尔[思考] @罗昌平贾的真不了？@呼小卷贾跃亭对美国豪宅的回应。
[Back to the most persuasive! [eye] @ alpl truth is hidden, use language jia village said @ Li Zhengxi Sissi @ Kerr [thinking] ice @ luo jia dont? @ called small volume Jia Yueting response to the United States a person of extraordinary powers curtilage.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@叶檀不知道有多少人能看懂
[@ ye tan dont know how many people can understand]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@杨建国[赞]@总裁语录两分钟带您认识河南新面孔！
[@ jian-guo Yang [who] @ President quotations for two minutes you know henan new faces!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@范剑平银行股行情到头了？@pkuwd中国两大预算软约束部门：地方和国企。国企还能考核个利润抑制一下冲动，地方借了钱，业绩都是本届的，问题都是下届的。银行对地方的信仰不是来自地方会负责，而是最终中央只能负责。不处理到人，最后就都是中央的责任，就不可能打掉预算软约束。
[@ Mr Fans the end of the bank stock prices? @ pkuwd Chinas two departments the soft budget constraint and state-owned companies. Assessment of state-owned enterprises can suppress the impulse to a profit, borrowed money, where performance is the problem is the next. Banks responsible for the place of faith is not from a place, but in the end the only responsible for. Not processing to a person, finally it is the responsibility of the central, it will be impossible to abort the soft budget constraint.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：【产妇坐月子被要求盖被子不能开空调 中暑身亡】山东一名年轻产妇因中暑被送到医院，体温已超℃。大热天女子还长衫长裤。家人称，她必须穿厚点，坚持不开空调电扇，让她盖着被子。最终产妇因坐月子丧命，这样的悲剧不止一例↓↓坐月子的这个谣言你都知道吗？↓↓转发扩散！tRKWWaN
[【 maternal nursing were asked to cover with quilt son not open air conditioning heat stroke death 】 a young women in shandong was taken to hospital because of heat stroke, has super ℃ temperature. Hot day womens gown trousers. Family said, she had to wear thick point, do not open air conditioning electric fan, let her cover the quilt. Eventually killed by recovering from maternal, such a tragedy more than one left left nursing the rumors do you know? Left left forward diffusion! tRKWWaN]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：@微博财经#乐视危机# 乐视回应贾跃亭在美有豪宅：只是乐视汽车驻美办公室，不属个人 #财经MCN#
[@ # Letv weibo # le regard financial crisis response Jia Yueting has a mansion in the United States just Letv cars office, to the United States are not of the personal financial MCN# #]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@咖啡叶子爱评论@王健_经济金融科普微博股票要跟着遭殃？@李佳佳Audrey@胡紫微先吱个声哈，如果北京也了，我是不会去登记的，提前跟诸位道个别。这几年在微博相会一场，团团一揖，就此别过。[作揖]
[Love comments @ @ coffee leaves wang _ economic financial science weibo shares should follow to suffer? @ jia-jia li Audrey @ hu zhi a first, if Beijing is, I am not going to register, in advance with you individually. Meet these years in weibo, round and round a yi, dont too. [bowing]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@楚仁杰V接下来两个方向：上证大权重，主要集中在银保证；泛消费类蓝筹，有业绩支撑。两个方向的目标股动态市盈率在倍左右最合适@人在股市十八年不符合白马标准，现金流不行，，军工里也没有符合的，，现在连整个创版里都没有符合的了[悲伤]@知无涯华讯方舟算吗？牛逼的公司
[@ ChuRenJie V over the next two directions the Shanghai big weight, mainly in the silver guarantee; Consumer blue-chip, performance support. Two directions of target stock dynamic price-earnings ratio in the most appropriate @ times or so in the eighteenth year of stock market does not conform to the standard, charming not cash flow, and also did not conform to, in the military, now even the gen version did not conform to the [sad] @ knowledge is long, life is short calling from huaxun ark to calculate? Cow force of the company]
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