美[憧憬]@海辰小米 好漂亮@飞常准评论也是相当美的~还有木有补充的[憧憬]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小浪同学爱吐槽：【#TFBOYS#年后再登《快乐大本营》 唱“同一秒快乐”惊喜开场】#王俊凯# #王源# #易烊千玺#时隔一年再次合体到访《快本》。三人一身白衣置身魔方城堡尽情演唱，青春爆棚、元气十足，收获现场一阵掌声。游戏环节三位少年展现惊人弹跳力，帅翻全场[心]↓↓tRGCoMC
[【 # TFBOYS# years later on happy camp sing happy the same seconds surprise the opening 】 # chun-kai wang # # # # # Jackson hanah after fit again visited the faster this year. Three men in a white rubiks cube castle heartily singing, green roof, vigour, harvest scene a burst of applause. Game three young displayed amazing jumping ability, handsome double full left left tRGCoMC [heart]]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
当当李国庆：都在谈互联网下半场。我把年初在亚伯力企业家论坛发言要点整理如下：，看年以上商业史，用价格战，补贴用户来打击对手，清空市场，是最昂贵的。更别说是靠烧钱。因为靠自己巨亏，暂时打死几个对手，但企业自己竞争壁垒没建立，甚至连竞争规模优势都没建立。一旦想盈利只有提高售价。届时新的竞争者...全文： m.weibo
[In the second half is talking about the Internet. I put the BBS on Abel to entrepreneurs at the beginning of speech point sorting as follows to see the years of business history, with the price war, subsidies for users to hit the opponent, empty market, is the most expensive. Let alone by burning money. Because of losses on their own, temporarily killed several competitors, but I cant build their competitive barriers, and even did not even build competitive scale advantage. Once only increase price to earnings. When the new competitors... The full text m. eibo]
我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵
小野妹子学吐槽：#没什么玩不起# 今天的 #ChinaJoy# 熊猫直播展台上，校长王思聪带队的英雄联盟队伍输给了对面的自己家主播战队，这种痛殴老板还有钱赚的活我也想做。
[# # # nothing cant afford to play todays ChinaJoy# pandas live booth, the principal sicong led hero league team lost to oneself the home of the host team, opposite the beaten the boss have money to live I also want to do. ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
顶尖设计：纽约插画师Jenny Kroik 的水彩速写，用画笔记录一座城市里的陌生人
[New York illustrator Jenny Kroik watercolor sketches, use brush record a stranger in the city]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
猫扑：【别人家的狗子：萌汪给主人提菜，年不间断[doge]】在广西河池街头，一只金毛犬给主人“提菜”的萌样羡煞旁人。狗主人说，这只金毛犬已经给她提了年的菜，它没有受过训练，从小就喜欢跟着主人买菜，帮助人叼菜篮子[笑而不语]tRUqCi
[[someones dog son meng wang gave master dishes, years of uninterrupted [doge]] in guangxi hechi street, a golden retriever to master dishes sample of envy others. , a golden retriever dog owners say already gave her years, it has no trained from an early age like follow host to buy food, help people in vegetable basket tRUqCi [smiling without a word]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小浪同学爱吐槽：【魔术师Teller表演“影子裁花魔术”你见过吗？结局亮了[笑而不语]】Teller是美国著名的魔术大师，他表演的是一个拿手魔术“影子裁花魔术”，用刀割花的影子，结果花瓣还真的掉了！整个过程让人大呼不可思议。围观的观众，纷纷前来提供破解思路……[doge]↓↓tRGaWXo
[The magician Teller show shadow cut flower magic have you seen? End lit [smiling without a word]] Teller is the famous master of magic, he is a famous magic shadow cut flower magic, the shadow of the sword cut flowers, the petals still really off! The whole process for attraction. Onlookers viewers, came to provide crack thinking... [doge] left left tRGaWXo down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：#火星情报局#听说本周是rap超能力Battle V的现场！@杨迪 变成freestyle之王对战“垮掉之王”@钱枫oscarqian ，气氛一度紧张！你们更看好哪一位特工呢？[挖鼻]tRGGQNr
[# # Mars cia heard this week is the scene of Battle V to rap super ability! @ yandi into freestyle against the king of the king of the beat @ Oscar oscarqian, tension once! Which one you prefer agent? [one nose] tRGGQNr]
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：容易被男人的性征服的女人是哪类女人？金山：是吃硬不吃软的女人！听友：爱用性征服女人让女人变温柔的男人是哪类男人？金山：练硬功的男人！
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend easy to a mans sexual conquest of a woman is what kind of woman? Jinshan its hard not to eat soft woman! Listen to a friend love conquer woman let a woman become gentle man with sex is what kind of man? Practice iron-cloth jinshan man! ]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
冷笑话精选：我觉得这样可以[并不简单]
[I think it can be [] are not simple]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#出行生活#演技不到位！为了违停不被查 男子斑马线前假装“礼让”行人近半小时[汗]tRAQLPr
[Travel life # # performance does not reach the designated position! Cant be checked in order to spare Pretend comity man the zebra crossing pedestrians [Mr Khan] tRAQLPr nearly half an hour]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
尼尼刀刀：[拳头][拳头][拳头]💪💪💪我要好好活着
[[拳头][拳头][拳头]💪💪💪我要好好活着 ]
老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时，关键是我们如何利用它^o^
优酷：#电视剧归去来#学霸萧清@唐嫣 在美国的第一场戏剧照来啦🤓好几页台词，不少中英文混杂，学霸气质尽显。期待美糖#唐嫣归去来#[色]
[#电视剧归去来#成绩优异的学生萧清@唐嫣 在美国的第一场戏剧照来啦🤓好几页台词，不少中英文混杂，成绩优异的学生气质尽显。 Looking forward to the sugar to # # tiffany tang to go [color]]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【吓死人！钓竿小时不动 路人好奇一拉...竟是一颗头】名高中刚毕业的学生到池塘玩，看到池边立着一支钓竿垂挂池里，却迟迟不见钓客。于是，两人好奇上前一看并拉拉看，没想到池面突然惊见一颗人头，两人当场吓的报警。更令人震惊的是，这颗人头他们认识……[衰]↓↓tRGJzwZ
[【 frighten dead! The rods hours without moving Curious passersby a pull. Turns out to be a head 】 the right out of high school students to visit the pond, saw lopped a pool, pool with a fishing rod, however, has not anglers. Hence, two people curious to see and lesbian, I didnt think pool face suddenly surprised to see a human head, two people frighten of police on the spot. Even more alarming is that this head they know... Left left tRGJzwZ [failure]]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：怎么说过气呢？沈兄管华为的采购啊[挤眼]@北京的乡里人：华为的两个过气的高管
[How angry said? Shen Xiong pipe procurement of huawei [eye] @ the village people of Beijing, two former executives of huawei]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[赞][心][鲜花]@那只蓝精灵_我的：但总，沈总是你同学呀！
[[who] [heart] [flowers] @ the smurf _ I but overall, shen always your classmate!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[赞][心][鲜花]@老-齐：张红卫是我前老板
[[who] [heart] [flowers] @ old - qi Zhang Gongwei is my former boss]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
一块去旅行：北京旅行美食攻略｜上半年帝都新进网红店大搜罗，看看你去过几家？ [馋嘴]
[Beijing travel food guide | in the first half of the new network and tranquility red shop looking for, see if you have been to several? [available]]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
小浪同学爱吐槽：【中国女子泰国普吉岛悬崖自拍 跌落大海溺亡[衰]】中国女游客与同伴在泰国一豪华别墅的临海崖壁边自拍，此地为陡峭崖壁，站在岩石上可以看到卡马拉湾美景。正拍照时，突然脚下一滑，不慎从悬崖上摔下岩壁后坠海，不幸溺亡↓↓死者的男性朋友当时就吓傻了↓↓死者的男性朋友tRGMwcu
[The Chinese womens Thai island of phuket cliffs Fell off the sea drowned [failure]] Chinese female tourists with peers in Thailand for a luxury villa linhai side autodyne, prove that there is the place for steep mountainside, standing on the rocks can see camara bay scenery. Careless were take photos when suddenly slipped and fell from the cliff cliff after sea, drowned unfortunately left left the dead male friend was scared silly friend tRGMwcu left left the dead men]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：随份子是浇水嘛@妖妖小精[心]祝福@剑神葡萄@辣条娘好冷啊哈哈哈哈哈哈！@这就是黄点点哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@阿季亲笔信哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈服！！！@你会放屁么：哈哈哈哈就差宣誓了！！请这对新人永结同心！！！
[Transmit elements is watering @ YaoYao fine [heart] bless @ sword and small grapes cold @ spicy dry tofu niang mew ahaha ha ha ha ha! @ this is huang little ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ season letter ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha clothing!!!!!! @ you will fart ha ha ha ha just swear!! Please tie the knot this couple!!!!!!]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小野妹子学吐槽：#史上最美精灵亮相ChinaJoy#被网友称为#ChinaJoy#史上最美精灵的加拿大岁美少女Savanna Blade现身上海CJ三七互娱展台，不但完美还原精灵cos，还在舞台上为粉丝们献上一段唯美的芭蕾舞蹈。你看的不是舞蹈，而是精灵啊！心跳都加速了老铁！来来来，分享一下看见精灵下凡的心情？
[# in the history of the most beautiful fairy appeared ChinaJoy# netizen called # ChinaJoy# gymnasts in the history of the genies Canadian beautiful girl at the age of Savanna Blade in Shanghai CJ notoginseng mutual entertainment platform, not only perfect reductive elves cos, fans still on the stage on a beautiful ballet dance. You see not dance, but the elves! The heartbeat accelerate brother! Come on, let share see elf descent mood?]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
微博搞笑排行榜：哈哈哈祝久久 @你会放屁么：哈哈哈哈就差宣誓了！！请这对新人永结同心！！！
[Ha ha ha I wish for a long time @ you will fart ha ha ha ha just swear!! Please tie the knot this couple!!!!!!]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
南方都市报：【重磅！建国来首次八一阅兵，为何选择在朱日和举行？】今日，中国军队对外宣布：月日上午时，在朱日和训练基地举行庆祝中国人民解放军建军周年阅兵，中共中央总书记、国家主席、中央军委主席习近平将检阅部队并发表重要讲话。这是继年华北军事大演习阅兵后，军队时隔年再次在天安门以外的...全文： m.weibo
[【 blockbuster! For the first time in the founding of bayi parade, held in Zhu Ri and why do you choose? Today, Chinas military announced on Sunday morning, held in Zhu Ri and training base celebrates the anniversary of the Chinese peoples liberation army army parade, the CPC central committee general secretary and state President and central military commission chairman xi will review troops and delivered an important speech. This is the year of the north China military exercises after the parade, the army after years in tiananmen square outside again... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
优酷：惊天大料！🤓 听闻局长#汪涵#拉黑过圈内大咖！特工们还因为某些奇葩理由，想被人拉黑！故事略丰富，吃瓜焗饭们记得前来#火星情报局# 听听都发生了什么[笑哈哈]tRGch
[Wait a blockbuster aniseed! 🤓 听闻局长#汪涵#屏蔽过圈内大咖！ Agents also because some wonderful work reasons, want to be screened by people! The story is a little rich, eat the melon paella remember to come to # # Mars cia to hear what happened [laugh] tRGch]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【日本警方发现失踪中国女教师告别信 其父确认笔迹】经警方调查，危秋洁此前在日本札幌住宿的旅馆中，发现了一封她写给家人的信，在信中她表达了对家人的感谢，其中一部分内容向家人进行了告别。她可能在周日（日）早上点乘坐了游览船，漂亮女性独自在这乘船很少见↓↓tRGtQBK
[The Japanese police found the missing Chinese female teacher farewell letter His father confirmed handwriting 】 the police investigation, dangerous qiu jie after lodging in this hotel in Sapporo, Japan, found a letter addressed to her family, in her letter, she expressed appreciation to the family, to say goodbye to family on the part of content. She may () on Sunday morning point aboard the ship, beautiful women alone in the boat left left tRGtQBK rarity]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
MIUI：“快得不像安卓系统”，这是不少媒体和米粉对 #MIUI# 的第一印象。实际上MIUI 的“快”，是全方位的快，系统变快了，持续使用不卡顿；功能好用，办事的效率也变快了。那么快如闪电的 #MIUI# 系统到底是怎么炼成的？ tRGtlsx
[Unlike android faster, this is a lot of media and rice have # MIUI# first impression. In fact beautiful MIUI fast, is a full range of fast, system faster, continuous use BuKa meal; Function to use, handle affairs the efficiency is also faster. As fast as lightning # MIUI# system how tempered? tRGtlsx]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
猫扑：洗澡的时候[笑cry]tRGgcV
[The shower tRGgcV [laugh cry]]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
汽车之家：#家家选车导购#【不拘泥于车型 二胎家庭选七座家用车】 买家用七座车，是选SUV还是选MPV？相信有很多朋友在这个问题上纠结过。正巧这期“帮您选车”的主人公也遇到了这样的问题，那么我们借着这次机会，来设身处地体验一下现在关注度比较高的三款七座车，中国品牌和合资品牌都有，希望这篇文章对也正为...全文： m.weibo
[# # every car shoppers 【 is not constrained by models Two-child family chose seven family car 】 buyers with seven car, is between the SUV or choose MPV? Believe that there are a lot of friends tangle on this issue. Happened to this period of time to help you choose the car hero also encountered such a problem, then we through this opportunity, to experience the shoes now focus on high three seven car, Chinese brands and joint venture brand has, in the hope that this article is to... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
冷笑话精选：《一次就好》配上这可爱的表情包，真的好魔性！[笑cry]
tRGz
[A good match on this lovely expression package, really good ones! [laughing cry] < br > tRGz]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#交通万象#宝马“跃”下立交桥司机逃逸 神秘男子投案负责[吃惊]tRyfQK
[# # traffic vientiane BMW jump under the overpass the driver escaped Mystery man who is responsible for the [surprised] tRyfQK]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
MIUI：#互助刷机站#玩机时间，如果你有遇到小米手机使用问题或者不会的操作，可以转评提出，小柚会和其他机友来一起帮你解决！也欢迎已升级#MIUI# 的发烧友加入讨论。更多玩机技巧，可访问MIUI 官方论坛获取。[来]（提问格式：机型 + 开发版、稳定版 + MIUI 版本号 + 问题描述）
[# # mutual flash station play machine time, millet mobile phone usage problems if you have or not, can turn evaluation is put forward, small pomelo will together with friends and other machine to help you solve! Also welcome the upgraded # MIUI# enthusiasts to join the discussion. More play machine skills, can visit the beautiful MIUI official BBS. Question formats [to] (machine + development version, stable version of + beautiful MIUI version number + problem description)]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
小野妹子学吐槽：#林肯SUV北纬度寻造不凡#第一次见到马东这么激动地主持一个节目，看来此次直播探秘北纬度确实是意义非凡啊！相信我，直播虽长，但却非常有意义。在这一路中，林肯SUV家族充分展现出了优越的性能，搞得我现在就想去预约试驾了，一起吗？
tRUUmq
tRUysH
[# # Lincoln SUV degrees north latitude for made extraordinary first met xu so excited to host a show, it seems the broadcast confidential degrees north latitude is indeed remarkable! Believe me, live is long, but it is very meaningful. In this way, Lincoln SUV family fully demonstrated the superior performance, make Id like to make an appointment for a test drive, now? < br > < br > tRUUmq < br > < br > tRUysH]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【庆祝建军周年阅兵月日举行 为何选择朱日和训练基地？】继年华北军事大演习阅兵后，军队时隔年再次在天安门以外的地区举行阅兵，也是建国以来解放军首次在八一建军节开展阅兵式活动。为何选择朱日和作为此次阅兵的地点？这与其本身的地位与特点密不可分↓↓tRGPAz
[【 celebrate during the anniversary date of the parade Why do you choose Zhu Ri and training base? After years of north China military big drill parade, the military after years in the military parade held in tiananmen square outside, again is the first time since the founding of the peoples liberation army in bayi army day parade activities. Why do you choose Zhu Ri and as the venue for this parade? This is closely connected with the characteristics of its own status left left tRGPAz]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：【被打女子否认和解：徐峥踹了我脸脚】月日，一名岁女子称被演员@徐峥 殴打面部致伤，日徐峥微博发文称双方已和解。当事女子曝出更多事发细节，称双方并未和解。（梨视频）tRbDkM
[[being beaten woman denied reconciliation Xu Zheng chuai I face my feet] month day, an old woman said beaten by actor @ Xu Zheng facial injuries, day Xu Zheng weibo said the two sides have reconciliation. Party women revealed more details of the incident, said the two sides did not compromise. TRbDkM video (pear)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
一块去旅行：微观世界里的色彩碰撞，是绚丽，是烂漫。 tRyWCIN
[Color collision, in micro world is gorgeous, is brilliant. tRyWCIN]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
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