微博搞笑排行榜:
几点了,几点了?还不起床。[猪头][猪头][猪头]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
【国内排名第一有氧燃脂操,让你天减到斤】本期经典燃脂动作(带解说),连续组消耗大卡!!据说练完都感觉到身体不是自己的了[doge]超燃!!建议留着慢慢练!
tRtHRIm
[The domestic top aerobic fat fuck, let you days to jin 】 this classic fat burning (with commentary), continuous groups consumed calories!!!!! Practice is said to have finished all feel the body is not their own [doge] super fuel!! Advice has slowly practice! < br > tRtHRIm]
我和小伙伴们健身的那点趣事~交通安全蜀黍:
点赞此锦鲤,这周好运不断![心]
[Thumb up the brocade carp, good luck constantly this week! [heart]]
专业汽车资讯和交通安全公益宣传自媒体,随手传递欢乐和正能量,欢迎私信爆料。国史古风:
庭树不知人去尽,秋春还放旧时华。 多情唯有池中鲤,犹为离人护落花。#国史古风#
[Family tree I do not know to do, spring autumn also put old China. In particular, writes a affectionate only carp pool, the fallen petal. # # country ancientry]
【微信公众号:smtswx (司马谈史)】合作QQ:人民网:
来截图看看月你的关键字是什么?
[To capture what month is your key? ]
报道全球 传播中国延参法师:
生命是一叶轻舟,它载不动太多的哀愁和抱怨;人生是一次旅行,无须将所有的情感打包。过去的已经过去,时光不会倒流,记住不如忘却,痛苦不如遗忘。就让我们抛弃生活中忧伤的过往,忘却悲哀,心无挂碍,开心洒脱地生活吧!早安。
[Life is a leaf of canoe, it carries too much sadness and not complain; Life is a journey, dont have to pack all emotions. The past is past, the time will not flow back, remember not to forget, pain than forget. Let us abandon the sad past, forget the sad, no one, happy and easy life! Good morning. ]
作家西门町吃在宁波:
自己醒着或起床的人来点核个赞,看看有多少勤奋的孩子!
[Yourself awake or get out of bed to point nuclear praise, see how many hard-working child! ]
人生是一段美妙又可爱的旅程,不管你愿不愿意,我们都得踏上这段旅程,在路上奔走。——西門町安东尼:
再见东京 希望回家以后 可以睡得早 睡得好
[In Tokyo, goodbye Want to go home later Can go to bed early to have a good sleep]
微信idrinkbeer北美吐槽君:
好兄弟突然告诉我,他没穿也不喜欢穿nei裤...
[Good brother suddenly told me that he didnt wear also dont like to wear pants of nei... ]
吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】书画界:
中国传统工笔博古画,是一种摹写古代器物形状的绘画,或用古器物图形装饰的工艺品,都称“博古”。博古画由来已久,北宋大观年间宋徽宗命人编绘宣和殿所藏古物,定为“博古图”。后人将图画在器物上,形成装饰的工艺品,泛称“博古”。 更多精彩内容敬请关注:@书画界 #书画知识大全#
[Ancient Chinese traditional painting a picture, is a copy of ancient artifacts in the shape of a painting, or decorated with artifacts graphic arts and crafts, called antique. Antique painting has a long history, the northern song dynasty bei song observatory years life broadcasting compilation information temple hidden antiquities, and as the antique. Future generations will be drawing on the artifacts, formation of decorative arts and crafts, collectively antique. More wonderful content attention please draw knowledge of # # @ painting industry]
懂生活,是一种艺术,懂书画,是一种艺术 的生活。禅悟禅语:
什么是有福?耳朵里听不见是非,眼睛里看不到争斗,嘴里说不出伤人的话。
[What is the blessed? Ears cant hear you, the eyes cant see the fight, his mouth cant say hurtful things. ]
阿沁嫂-:
记录《Orange》
女主在高那年收到一封信,是来自于年后的自己。未来的她有许多后悔的事,为了不让现在的自己后悔,所以写了这封信阻止男主自杀。信的内容大多都是关于男主的,期间有许多机会扭转未来,也有很多选择。两个平行世界的一群人相互救赎,天空下两个世界的对望,橘色就是奇迹呀。
好久没
[Record Orange < br > she was in high received a letter, from years of yourself. She had a lot of regret in the future, in order not to let oneself regret now, so I write this letter to stop men commit suicide. Most of the content of the letter is about men, there are many opportunities during reverse in the future, there are so many options. Two parallel world of a group of people salvation, two of the world, under the sky be orange is a miracle. < br > I havent]
来了 先看置顶 再决定要不要关注噢勺布斯:
起床了吗,
早安
[Good morning to get up, < br >]
睡前一次轻阅读。合作请联系邮箱:wuliguohe@foxmail咱们一起去旅行:
图解龙生九子,大家都来涨涨姿势
[Graphic dragon born nine children, everyone to rise up the pose]
游览世界美景。咱们一起去旅行!禅是禅非:
让你烦恼的人,是来帮你的;让你痛苦的人,是来渡你的;让你怨恨的人,是你生命的贵人;让你讨厌的人,是助你成长的;他们都是你自己的不同侧面,是另一个你自己。相反,你喜欢深爱的事物,常给你制造痛苦、带来烦恼,它们是你的影子,让你总也抓不住。因此,保持一个好心态去面对才是正道。
[Bother you, is to help you; Let you pain, is to cross your; Let you hate people, is the people of your life; Let you hate people, is for your growth; They are all your different sides, is another yourself. On the contrary, the things you like to love, often to create pain, trouble you, they are your shadow, let you also cant catch. Therefore, to keep a good state of mind to face is the way. ]
是禅非禅,是非禅;禅是禅非,禅是非。每日一禅!禅解人心!中国书画诗词院:
【 祥光满运 … 】
[The auspicious light full luck... 】]
一字一方圆,一笔一江山;一点一春色,一抹一冬寒;一心一世界,一生一百年,中国书画。我是种草囤货菌:
黄皮偏黑的妹子如何化妆提亮肤色?看完这个找找思路吧~ tRkzkc
[Yellow skin slants black sister how to makeup carry bright color of skin? After I read this to find ideas ~ tRkzkc]
推广合作QQ:(是Q号不是Q名,不要加错被骗)作家沙光:
【用人制度造就贪官】当用人制度依旧停滞于任用和提拔机制,恶政与腐败则必然存在。道理非常简单:任用和提拔制度为官场的恶政与腐败接实了一条买官卖官的利益链子,上司这一环紧扣着下属这一环,为了共同的钱权利益而环环相扣,相腐交恶,愈腐愈恶,互腐互保,共同晋升。任人唯亲与任人唯钱及日后提拔
[When the system of choose and employ persons make corrupt official 】 【 system of choose and employ persons is still stagnant in hiring and promotion mechanism, misgovernment and corruption is inevitable. Reason is very simple appointment and promotion system for officialdom misgovernment and corruption after a buy officer to sell the interests of the chain, boss this ring clinging with subordinates the ring, for the good of the common using interlocking, decay phase, rot more evil, each other mutual insurance, mutual promotion. Cronyism and there is only money and promoted in the future]
诗人、作家、知道分子。作品:《抵毁》《泉旁的玫瑰》《香祭》《沙光诗文集》《良心安魂曲》《赞美词》等。赵拉斯:
擦屁股摸屎的原因[失望][喵喵] tRtQYag
[Wipe a touch shit reason [disappointed] [meow meow] tRtQYag]
没错!我就是传说中前无古人后无来者伟大的动听的妙手回春的赵拉斯。 还是那句话,看了不关注我就打死你。🌚气象北京:
【今晨部分地区能见度较差 注意出行安全】北京市气象台时发布:今天白天晴间多云,北转南风二三级,最高气温℃;夜间晴转多云,南转北风二级左右,最低气温℃。早晨有轻雾,部分地区能见度不太好,早高峰请注意出行安全;今天白天紫外线照射强度很强,户外活动注意防护;月至日本市将有一次降
[The poor visibility in some parts of this morning Pay attention to travel security 】 Beijing meteorological observatory issued between Bai Tianqing cloudy today, the north south two level , the highest temperature ℃; Clear to overcast night, around south secondary to the north, the minimum temperature ℃. Parts of the morning mist, visibility is not very good, morning rush please note travel safety. The intensity of uv radiation during the day today is very strong, outdoor activities, pay attention to the protection; To Japan, will have a fall]
北京市气象局官方微博。风雨冷暖,气象贴心—早中晚为您奉送气象信息、最新预报、灾害天气预警和气象科普知识,希望能成为您生活和出行的好帮手。追美剧学英文:
芬兰摄影师Lassi Rautiainen在野外拍到了不同寻常的一幕,一只母熊和一只公狼,在天的时间里,每天从晚上点到凌晨点的时间,走到一起,分享食物,一起玩耍,“也许它们都很年轻,都很孤独”,摄影师说。
[Finland photographer Lassi Rautiainen took an unusual sight in the wild, a mother bear and a male Wolf, in the days, from evening to morning time, every day together, sharing food, play together, maybe they are very young, very lonely, said the photographer. ]
爱美剧、爱电影、学英语 QQ笑到你肚子疼:
一猫一狗一世界[心]国外岁的柴犬Shino患了老年痴呆,还会经常不自觉地抽搐,于是主人特地给它圈了一块地方,铺上软垫和毯子,以免它磕伤或摔伤,而以前特别傲娇的喵星人Kuu也察觉到了Shino的异样,几乎时时刻刻在边上守着[心]喵:我从来没有真的讨厌你,你快好起来行吗?[悲伤]tRIVvZc
[A cat a dog a world [heart] foreign firewood dog Shino suffered from alzheimers disease, also often unconsciously, then the master specially to give it a piece of place, covered with soft cushion and blanket, lest it upon injury or hurt, and particularly tsundere meow star before Kuu also perceive Shino strange, almost all the time on the edge with [heart] meow I never really hate you, you feel better faster? [sad] tRIVvZc]
每日奉送各种雷人笑话,欢乐笑不停,h合作扣扣茨冈女神:
冰火问我对她是什么感觉?我说心存敬畏。她说你说的是真心话吗?我说百分百真心。于是她就很快乐。乐很快过去,她又问为啥对我心存敬畏?我回答:以前我看你这么傻,以为你是装的,因为一般人不可能有这么傻。但是你又装的这么自然,这演技真没谁了,于是敬畏。后来发现你真的是这么傻,就更敬畏了。
[What feeling is ice hot asked me to her? I said in awe. She said what you said is true? I say absolutely true. So she is very happy. Soon in the past, she asked why awe to me? I answered I used to see you so silly, think you is, because the average person cant be so silly. But you are so natural, the acting is who didnt, so fear. Later found out that you really is so silly, more fear. ]
曼联新闻:
穆里尼奥回应了加拉塔萨雷收购费莱尼的传闻,穆帅表示:“加拉塔萨雷得到我比得到费莱尼容易。如果他们需要个教练,他们会有机会得到我的。但是想要得到费莱尼?算了吧,不可能的。”
[Mourinho responded to galatasaray acquisition fee lenny, mourinho said galatasaray I get lenny easy. If they need a coach, they will have the opportunity to get to me. But to get fee lenny? Come on, impossible. ]
小时播报曼联相关新闻、图片等。合作或爆照请直接私信。旅者志:
去大理洱海边,等一次日出,住一次海景房。
[Go to Dali erhai lake, such as a sunrise, a sea view room. ]
华丽视觉盛宴,精彩感动瞬间!(摄影插画旅行文学)合作QQ各国美食学起来YOU:
【N种营养豆浆做法】各种营养美味豆浆只需一个豆浆机轻松搞定,各种做法,每天营养不重样~丨转
[All kinds of N nutrient soya-bean milk is 】 【 nutrition delicious soymilk just a soybean milk machine easily calm, a variety of practices, nutrition not weigh appearance ~ 丨 turn every day]
国美食,统统喜欢!请关注@各国美食学起来YOU >>>素材来源互联网,旨在分享一句心情签名:
是不是我所有的伤痛、在意、难受、纠结,在你眼里都只是轻描淡写的八个字:莫名其妙,无理取闹。
[All my pain, care, afflictive, struggle, in your eyes is just understatement of eight characters puzzling, make trouble without a cause. ]
有没有一个词、一句话,让你想起某件事、某个人;有没有那么一段情,让你。。班主任的课:
这个点已经起的了人是因为要干嘛?
[This point has been the person is going to do? ]
当地较为知名的班主任。独家公众号:bzrdkweixin世界搞笑排行榜:
真正长得漂亮的人很少发自拍,真正有钱的人基本不怎么炫富,真正恩爱的情侣用不着怎样秀恩爱发截图,真正玩的愉快的时候是没有多少时间传照片的,真正过得精彩的人并不需要刻意的向别人去炫耀自己的生活。
[Very few people really good-looking from pat, the truly rich people basic wasnt flaunt wealth, real loving couple dont have to send screenshots how to show love, really enjoy is dont have much time to send photos, really had a wonderful man does not need to deliberately to show off their own life to others. ]
搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、亮点内容。 合作联系qq佛教丶正能量:
越平庸的人越喜欢胡思乱想,越优秀的人越习惯一心一意。人的层次越高,思想就越纯粹,生活就越简单,生命就越深刻。
[More mediocre people more like to entertain foolish ideas, the more good people habit wholeheartedly. Level is higher, the mind becomes pure, life is more simple, life is more profound. ]
中国新闻网:
【TED演讲:与陌生人交流的意外好处】“当与陌生人交流的时候,通过分享自己的经历,对别人的生活和自己的生活进行了美妙的打扰。”Kio Stark如是说。在这个有趣的谈话中,Stark探讨了如果我们能够推翻对陌生人的成见,会带来怎样意想不到的好处。tRUnnzo
[[TED speech unexpected benefits 】 to communicate with strangers when communicating with strangers, by sharing their own experiences, for someone elses life and his own life for the wonderful disturb. Kio Stark said. In this interesting conversation, Stark discussed if we were able to overturn the prejudice of strangers, how will bring unexpected benefits. tRUnnzo]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。鲁国平先生:
辅警禁止路虎停车,驾驶员辱骂辅警! tRtqT
[Auxiliary police banned parking land rover, the driver abuse auxiliary police! tRtqT]
微信公号:ksaaa QQ:(新)感谢网易送这款拥有行业领先的电子传真、超大网盘的作家纪念版网易VIP邮箱:luguoping@vip.汪順Steve:
一年一年又一年
一届一届又一届
埋头苦干十几载
恰逢游泳辉煌年
Go China!🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳
[Year after year after year a session of successive < br > < br > hard work more than ten years at swimming glory years < br > < br > Go China! 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 ]
从头再来!熊市猎人:
早!点赞留痕,今日投资机会涨停送上门.$上证指数 sh$ #财经MCN# tRtQe
[Early!!!! Thumb up nicked, investment opportunities, harden delivered today. Sh $# $Shanghai index of finance and economics MCN# tRtQe]
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