不驼背自然就显得高了嘛[挖鼻]@治愈系心理学挺拔身姿
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：[微笑]
[[smiles]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：发表了博文《“翻译神器”在中国市场被看好+语言库仍需丰富----环球时报》tRwFiZA
[Published a post artifact translation in the Chinese market is favored + language library still need to be rich, global times tRwFiZA]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：今晚的柏崎花火大会，一百支烟火齐放。 tRweod
[Tonights surrounding petard conference, one hundred fireworks together. tRweod]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
微博搞笑排行榜：啊哈哈哈哈哈→_→@一粒村花：我可能智商不够，在评论里笑不出来要传达的话了 tRwnBYf
[Mew ahaha ha ha ha - _ - @ a single village flower I might of IQ, smile not to come out in the comments to convey the tRwnBYf]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂# 汽车掉头谁都会，但在“没有调头灯和调头标志”、“禁左路口”、”最左侧车道没有调头箭头 ”等一些特殊路段掉头，很多盆友就犯迷糊。如何安全行车调头呢？tRrq
[Old driver class # # car turned everyone, but in the no head lamp and sign back, ban left corner, the far left lane without head arrow and some other special sections to turn around, a lot of friends will make confused. How to safe driving back? tRrq]
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优酷：首都聚焦新时代中国留学生青春励志大戏#电视剧归去来# 今日国外戏份开拍啦[羞嗒嗒]，将在美国开启长达个多月的高密度的拍摄，祝国外戏份开机大吉，年优酷全网独播，泥萌期待么[太开心][太开心]#罗晋#
[Capital, focusing on the new era of Chinese students to # # youth inspirational drama series to go abroad today scenes shot [shame clicking], to be open in the United States for more than a month of high density, chu foreign scenes boot, in youku so alone, mud of looking forward to it [quite happy] [quite happy] # Luo Jin #]
猫扑：#猫扑夜话# 该如何突破沟通的瓶颈，在恋爱满足双方的诉求
[# # mop night how to break through the bottleneck of communication, in meet the demands of both sides in love]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【分钟看完女性理想身材进化史 你觉得哪个时代最性感[舔屏]】近日国外某网站用真人模特，展示了人们对“美女”的评判标准，随着时代变迁而变化↓↓从古埃及到现代，女性的“好身材”模板也是千变万化↓↓何种身材受何人欢迎？如今又流行什么身材？揭秘↓↓tRwgwi
[【 minutes watching the female body ideal evolutionary history Do you think which age is the most sexy [lick screen]] has a web site with true person model abroad, shows the standards of beauty, as The Times change and change left left from ancient Egypt to contemporary, shape of the female template is protean left left what figure with whom? What shape are popular now? Revelation left left tRwgwi]
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冷笑话精选：快醒醒吧[允悲]@粉红粉红的七天：虽然我长得丑 但是我想的美啊哈哈哈 tRwUFt
[Wake up! Pinkallow sad @ seven days although I am ugly But I think the beauty of the aha ha ha tRwUFt]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
MIUI：聊一聊：#MIUI#给你印象最深的功能是 _______ ？
[A chat # MIUI# function is... impressed you most? ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【女子眼里取出条活虫！元凶你家也可能有…[衰]】在浙江慈溪打工的刘女士感觉右眼很痒，便不停揉眼睛，天后眼睛红肿发炎，而且隐约可见活物！原来是条.-厘米的结膜吸吮线虫！实拍蠕动！胆小还是不要点了↓↓刘女士称自己不养猫狗不吃蛇蛙，医生分析罪魁祸首应该是它↓↓tRwEp
[Article [womens eyes out live worms! For your home may have... [failure]] in cixi, zhejiang province of liu is very urticant feeling in his right eye, then keep rubbing your eyes, days after the eye inflammation, and faintly visible living creature!!!! Article turned out to be. - centimeter of conjunctival sucking worm! Will worm! Timid or dont order the left left liu said they dont keep dogs and cats dont eat snake, frog, the doctor should analysis the main culprit is it left left tRwEp]
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小野妹子学吐槽：岛国一小哥在路上看到一个可爱的小姐姐，上前搭讪...看到那一刻美翻在地～[爱你] tRwslw
[Island a little elder brother on the road to see a cute little sister, and weighs out... See that moment in a beautiful ~ love you [] tRwslw]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：#极限挑战# 始终坚持以直接的方式去体验劳动者的生活，去#发现极限劳动者# 。还记得第一季中@黄渤 #黄渤# 化身快递员，却接连遭遇追尾、被客户拒收、要求赔偿等“极限挑战”，让“双商奇高”的渤哥都差点爆发！每份劳动都有极限之处，每个劳动者都称得上是“极限劳动者”[心]
tRwrLf
[Challenge # # limit always adhere to the direct way to experience the life of laborer, # # to find limit workers. Remember # @ # Huang Bo Huang Bo incarnate in the first quarter to Courier, but have a collision and the customer refused, for compensation, such as extreme challenge, make double ShangJi high the elder brother of the bohai sea are almost broke out! Each work has a limit, each worker is extreme laborer [heart] < br > tRwrLf]
猫扑：神模仿台湾女高中生说话的方式[拜拜][拜拜]tRwazFZ
[The way you speak to god imitation Taiwan female high school students [bynum] [bynum] tRwazFZ]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【女子眼里取出条活虫！元凶你家也可能有…[衰]】在浙江慈溪打工的刘女士感觉右眼很痒，便不停揉眼睛，天后眼睛红肿发炎，而且隐约可见活物！原来是条.-厘米的结膜吸吮线虫！实拍蠕动！胆小还是不要点了↓↓刘女士称自己不养猫狗不吃蛇蛙，医生分析罪魁祸首可能是它↓↓tRwEp
[Article [womens eyes out live worms! For your home may have... [failure]] in cixi, zhejiang province of liu is very urticant feeling in his right eye, then keep rubbing your eyes, days after the eye inflammation, and faintly visible living creature!!!! Article turned out to be. - centimeter of conjunctival sucking worm! Will worm! Timid or dont order the left left liu said they dont keep dogs and cats dont eat snake, frog, doctor analysis a possible culprit was left left tRwEp down it]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻#【 售.-.万元 长安CS正式上市】年月日，长安汽车旗下全新紧凑型SUV——CS正式上市，新车共计提供搭载.T发动机共款车型供消费者选择，其售价区间为.-.万元。新车主要定位于年轻、时尚的消费人群。此外，我们从官方获悉，未来CS将在销售终端与旗下的CS进行分...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news 【 sales. -. Ten thousand yuan Changan CS officially listed] (date) (month) (year), motor co. s new compact SUV - CS officially listed, new car provide carrying a total of. T engine model for consumers to choose, the price range for. -. Ten thousand yuan. New car mainly aimed at young and fashionable consumption crowd. In addition, we learned from the official that future CS in CS sales terminals and its points... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【日本灵异节目公布“幽灵照” 本尊听了相当生气[摊手]】日本一节目因分享灵异照片而走红：只见三男子互相搭肩，但腿旁却隐隐露出一张恐怖女子白脸↓↓随后有人爆料此女“已不在人世”↓↓节目中玄学专家解释得头头是道↓↓可是“女幽灵”本尊开口又是分分钟打脸↓↓咋回事？tRwukc
[【 Japan paranormal programs ghost the Lord heard quite angry [stand hand]] a Japanese show hits by sharing spirit photos I saw three men each other shoulder, but the leg is dull to reveal womens white face left a terror left then someone broke down the female already dead left left shows the metaphysics experts explain things left left but points are female the ghost the statue of opening minutes dozen face left left what happened? tRwukc]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
一块去旅行：现在的我：
[Now of I]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
微博搞笑排行榜：#诛仙手游 初入江湖篇#连环骗术呀，一枪瞄准一个傻队友。这是个靠智商和脸皮取胜的游戏，哈哈，组家族一起打游戏的情怀还是很nice的呀 tRwjft
说出那些年你们在游戏里，遇到过的骗子或被坑的故事_____________________________
[#, mobile game Entering the rivers lake article # serial deception, a gun aimed at a foolish teammates. This is a rely on IQ and face to win the game, ha ha, group and family to play the game feelings or very nice ah tRwjft < br > tell you all those years in the game, met liar or pit story _____________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
优酷：啧啧，大半夜优酷君直接看饿了！[害羞]深夜食堂就在咱们优酷星球#锋味# 海选专区，神厨们的手艺，真是专业与匠心齐飞，这也忒棒了吧~ 连#谢霆锋# 大厨都亲临点赞留言，可以说是很厉害了，速戳围观[笑而不语] tRzsNyC
[Gee, youku jun directly see big hungry! [shy] dining room late at night in our youku planet # # audition zone front, the kitchen gods workmanship, is a professional manager with originality, this also te great ~ even # # Nicholas tse chef to thumb up leave a message, can be said to be very much, speed stamp onlookers tRzsNyC [smiling without a word]
南方都市报：【男子骑共享单车屁股被烫伤 向保险霸气索赔元】杭州一小伙骑共享单车多分钟后发现大腿和臀部火辣辣的疼，部分地方还脱皮。医生诊断其为臀部皮肤低温I度烫伤。他称挂号买药一共花费元，并认为共享单车保险公司应该报销这笔花费。保险公司表示是否理赔还需专业判断。浙江在线tRZVRuZ
[The man riding a Shared cycling scalded ass Put in a claim to insurance domineering yuan 】 hangzhou minutes later found that more than a guy Shared bike legs and hips irritable ache, parts and peeling. The doctor diagnosed it as a hip skin I degree burns in low temperature. He said registered buy medicine cost dollars in total, and argues that sharing bike insurance company should reimburse the cost. If the insurance company said claims still need professional judgment. Zhejiang tRZVRuZ online]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【惊险！岁娃吃热狗肠 不慎摔倒竹签插喉[衰]】近日，深圳一岁宝宝刚学会走，吃热狗时不慎摔倒在地，竹签插进喉咙，送进医院时已呼吸微弱。现场实拍真是让人后背发凉↓↓X光显示，竹签扎入部位很深。麻醉、插管、取出竹签…所幸手术顺利完成。有娃的家长一定要注意啊！tRwnPJ
[The age of breathtaking! She eat hot dogs Fell bamboo stick inserted throat [failure]] recently, shenzhen one-year-old baby just learn to walk, a hot dog eating when he fell to the ground, bamboo stick inserted into the throat, is breathing faintly to the hospital. The scene to film is really let a person back down the left left the X-ray showed that bamboo stick deep into the part. Anesthesia, intubation, take out the bamboo stick... Fortunately, the operation is completed. Are her parents must pay attention! tRwnPJ]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：#出行生活#[话筒]关键时刻能救命！车辆被困水中的正确逃生秘技！tRKscSD
[Travel life # # [microphone] a crucial moment can help! Vehicle trapped the water in correct escape secrets! tRKscSD]
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最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【因脑瘤入院治疗？黄小厨只是爱妻心切啦！】#黄磊#近日被传因脑部长瘤，悄悄入院治疗而连连缺席《深夜食堂》发布会。他的经纪人对此辟谣↓↓称黄磊刚结束新一季《极限挑战》拍摄，身体状况好得很！至于为什么没出席发布会？其实是心系老婆孙莉[可怜]↓↓tRwRaQH
[【 for brain tumor hospital? Yellow small kitchen just wife eager!] # Huang Lei # has been linked with brain tumor, quietly hospital is absent at the conference the dining room in the middle of the night. His agent to rumours that left left called Huang Leigang new season end down the ultimate challenge, physical condition is very good. As for why didnt attend the conference? Is the heart wife Sun Li [poor] left left tRwRaQH down]
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猫扑：当别人问起你的钱都花哪里去了的时候，你也可以回答他，在这呢[微笑]tRZYSZw
[When someone asks you where the money is spent, you can also answer him, in this [smiles] tRZYSZw]
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顶尖设计：微小的艺术 by Hasan Kale
[The art of the small by Hasan Kale]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
谢娜：昨天去给家乡拉了一个票[可爱][干杯]
[Yesterday went to his hometown to pull a ticket [lovely] [drink]]
太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【男子在银行拿筷子夹捐款箱内零钱 自称因家境不好[吃惊]】近日，南宁一男子把贼手伸进了设置在银行里的爱心募捐箱：只见他掏出筷子，将零钱夹出，这行云流水的一套动作已被监控记录↓↓被抓后男子又大打“感情牌”↓↓然而这种说辞就是“不劳而获”的理由吗？tRwHd
[The man in the bank take chopsticks to donate the change in the cabinet Claim [surprised]] due to family circumstances is bad recently, nanning a man set the thief reached into the compassion donation box in the bank, he took out a chopsticks, will change, pick out the flowing of a suit of monitoring record of the action has been left left after being caught the man down and played the emotional brand left left but the rhetoric is the reason why something for nothing? tRwHd]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
MIUI：转发抽送 台拍人更美的#小米X# [可爱]
[Forward pumping units are more beautiful # millet X# [lovely]]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
一块去旅行：时间会治愈你我的伤[心]@阿治子：你说还会再见，从次音信渺茫 你说会等着我，有人陪你走进殿堂 你说时间会治愈我的伤口 风起的地方 泪水纷纷扬扬
[Time will heal my wounds you [heart] @ hong son you said will meet again, from the time so little You said will wait for me, someone to accompany you walk into the hall You say time will heal my wounds where the wind Tears swirl]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
小浪同学爱吐槽：【火锅店卖“拍黄瓜”被罚万元 食药监超许可范围经营】广州一火锅店因超出许可范围售卖凉菜，被通知行政处罚万元并没收元违法所得。事件回顾↓↓“卖个拍黄瓜就要罚款万块？”面对网友提出“是否吹毛求疵”的质疑，食药监方面这样回应↓↓你咋看？[思考]tRwjQa
[【 hotpot restaurant cucumber was fined ten thousand yuan Food drug safety ultra scope management 】 a hotpot restaurant in guangzhou for beyond the scope of selling cold dish, have been told to administrative penalty of ten thousand yuan RMB and confiscate the illegal income. Event review left left sell a cucumber will be fined $ten thousand? In the face of netizens put forward the question of whether critical, food drug safety aspects such response left left you see how? [thinking] tRwjQa]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：@老曾阿牛任何一个民主选举的国家，包括欧洲，最终都会沦为伊斯兰教的国家，因为伊斯兰能生！@股道热肠也 印尼华人又处于危险境地，如果只能打赢一场战争。希望在东南而不是在西南。@西安主教这已经不是公正问题，而是生存发展问题了。@西安主教印尼已经被伊斯兰极端宗教分子控制了。
[@ old ever pig a country with a democratic election, including Europe, will eventually become the nation of Islam, because Islam can be born! @ good Joe fields is also The Indonesian ethnic Chinese and at risk, if can win a war. Hope in the southeast instead of in the southwest. @ bishop of xi an this is not fair question, but the survival and development. @ xi an bishop Indonesia has been controlled by islamic extremist religious elements.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛这个鸡精似乎是老鼠仓的大本营？@新浪证券转发微博
[@ old had pig this chicken seems to be a stronghold of the mice storehouse? @ forwarding microblogging sina securities]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
南方都市报：【智商捉急！男子派出所前碰瓷警车[黑线]】安徽合肥，包河区滨湖派出所大门外，一名男子假装玩手机碰瓷来往车辆。见有一辆车驶来时立即躺在地上碰瓷，在地上躺了半天等待司机下车，万万没想到下车的却是一名民警，男子立即起身走开了。民警猜测，该男子精神可能有问题[可爱]tRZadf
[【 IQ anxious! Man police station racketeer before the police car [black line]], in hefei, anhui province lakeside package riverfront police stations gate, a man pretend to play mobile phone racketeer traffic. There was a car coming immediately when lying on the ground racketeer, lying on the ground for half a day waiting for drivers to get off, never expected out of the car was a policeman, man immediately got up and walked away. Police speculated that the spirit of man may have a problemlovely tRZadf]
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